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By: SirEmentaler, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-16 04:28
Like I said, these are "conclusions" rather than d...
By: Ragnarok, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-15 09:18
from where did you cite such information?
By: Jelly Jam, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-13 00:57
teeheehee you said nut milk
By: SirEmentaler, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-13 00:34
I've done extensive research on this topic and I'd...
By: SAMI, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-12 12:53
Lizard people are real. They feast on humans and...
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By: SirEmentaler, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-16 04:28
Like I said, these are "conclusions" rather than direct results of research, but I believe I can make a solid case for my statement.

First off, it's important to understand the categories we're talking about. When speaking of "five a day", we mean what is typically referred to as "five portions of fruit and vegetables". The issue with this wording is that whereas "fruit" has a very well-defined, strict botanical meaning, "vegetable" is in fact a purely culinary/cultural category that applies to a wide range of edible parts of plants. This distinction introduces some confusion; many people seem to believe that because e.g. tomato is a fruit, it is not a vegetable - in reality, tomato is both a fruit in botanical terms and a vegetable in culinary terms (which, again, are the only terms the word "vegetable" is meaningful in).

The word "fruit", however, is ambiguous. Like I mentioned, it has a botanical meaning, but it is also occasionally used as a culinary term to describe sweet parts of plants, commonly used in desserts. In this sense, tomato and cucumber are typically not considered fruit, but rhubarb is, despite the edible part of rhubarb being its leaf stalk. When referring to "fruit and vegetables", I would thus argue that we mean fruit in the culinary sense, which includes rhubarb. Otherwise it would seem inconsistent to mix a scientific term with a cultural one.

Now that that's clear, it's important to mention that there are several other categories of plant parts used in cuisine, and among them are nuts. This is another term that has both a botanical and a culinary meaning, but it makes sense to keep using the latter for the sake of consistency. In particular, many types of culinary nuts are actually seeds of their corresponding plants rather than botanical nuts; this includes almonds, Brazil nuts, cashews, peanuts, walnuts, and pistachios. Wikipedia loosely defines nut in this sense as "any large, oily kernel found within a shell and used in food".

As for coffee beans, biologically they are seeds of the coffee plant. They are "large" in the same sense as peanuts or pistachios are, and undoubtedly oily and used in food. The only troublesome part may be that they are not normally found inside a hard shell, to my knowledge. Personally, I consider this a technicality - they are still found inside a plant part, it's just that this surrounding part is soft rather than hard. Happens to the best of us. And if you take into account the travesty that is the coconut, you may be more considerate towards inclusion of the coffee bean (to its credit, even in the culinary sense, Wikipedia refuses to acknowledge coconuts as nuts, but it can't hide the fact it's still right there in the name). Intuitively, coffee beans also possess more traits we associate with nuts than fruit or vegetables.

The only type of beverage I'm aware of that is made from nuts is alternative milk. Most common is almond milk, but other types of nuts are also used to produce vegan milk, such as cashews, hazelnuts, pistachios, or macadamia nuts. It follows that coffee, a beverage made from nuts, is thus a type of nut milk.
By: Ragnarok, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-15 09:18
from where did you cite such information?
By: Jelly Jam, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-13 00:57
teeheehee
you said nut milk
By: SirEmentaler, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-13 00:34
I've done extensive research on this topic and I'd like to inform you of my conclusions.

Coffee beans are not vegetables. They are, in fact, nuts.

Coffee is therefore nut milk.
By: SAMI, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-12 12:53
Lizard people are real.
They feast on humans and leave no trace so that no one believes the existence of lizards.

All hail Mark Zuckerberg, the Cyborg Lizard lord.
By: Ragnarok, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-12 00:04
I watched a Youtube video where the queen of britain opened her mouth...
Except it opened sideways...
Definite lizard-person
By: Jelly Jam, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-11 23:04
Also why would lizard people want you to take five coffees a day?
Yeah, that's right. I may or may not be a guy that believes that people who run countries are evil lizard people who control the world.

But, for legal reasons, that's a joke.
By: Jelly Jam, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-11 22:49
i like your way of thinking ragnarok my dear, i'm going to make this as short as possible











coffe beans, being beans, gets us to a shocking conclusion that we are indeed talking about beans









beans are vegetables









and you know what else is a vegetable








watermelon











watermelon has the word water in it










it obviously means water is a vegetable









and since watermelons and beans are related because they are both vegetables


























= beans are water















= coffee is water













Don't believe me? HERE: I have a perfectly valid .j2ass code to prove it

Code:
if jjOBJ(OBJECT :: BEANS) <=> OBJECT :: WATERLEVEL;
then
void onCoffee()
  jjCoffeePresets = WATER;
return false;
END


























a-HA! you just got ultra nae naed













the syntax of that code is intentionally incorrect and i absolutely know how the language works.












it's supposed to symbolize how coffee beans are not water, thus the theory that coffee = vegetable is incorrect, just like this code is incorrect!!



























that was my final answer all along
















you dumbdumb
















hihihi
jelly out
By: Vivando, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-11 10:09
I volunteer as Jelly Jam's assistant regarding this and answer on his behalf that you can get your 'five' by having Unconventional Coffee 5 times a day as well. Any size will do, 1v1, 2v2, etc.
By: Ragnarok, in: Question for Jelly JamAsk Tira 2019-07-10 23:31
I was thinking...

If coffee is made of beans, does that make it a vegetable, and therefore one of my five a day?

Does the government want me to have 5 coffees a day?
By: Vivando, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-02 21:53
Quote:
Firing rockets at walls or into the air is a waste of taxpayer money and causes significant carbon dioxide emissions.


emo emo emo
By: SirEmentaler, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-02 21:37
Ragnarok wrote:
do elaborate

RF jump is likely an unforeseen consequence of RF blasts. The origin of rocket jumping is usually traced back to Quake, which was released after JJ2 development already began and was still young when JJ2 was released. Many games where rocket jumping was intended, feature secret areas reachable through it; this is not the case in JJ2, so nothing indicates it was known to the developers.

In multiple levels, RF jump allows players to take paths they very likely weren't intended to, e.g. semi, super, EotM, bbswing. There are RF tricks that not everybody can pull off, and for many tricks it's rare that anyone can pull them off consistently (EotM). The exact direction and power of RF recoil depends on the pixel-perfect position of the player and as such it introduces a luck factor into the game.

Many RF jumps can only be executed by Spaz, causing character imbalance. Some can only be executed by Jazz, but there are no RF jumps that can only be executed by Lori. This contributes to widening the gender gap.

Long RF climbs are very unreliable and the button mashing they require shortens keyboard lifespan.

Firing rockets at walls or into the air is a waste of taxpayer money and causes significant carbon dioxide emissions.
By: ThunDer, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-02 20:36
Imo nerf blaster by limiting numbers of shots available down from infinity, encouraging the use of phyiscal means of fighting. emo emo
By: Krzysiek, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-02 15:14
I think CTF is too mainstream. we should change gamemode to treasure
By: Ragnarok, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 22:57
do elaborate emo
By: SirEmentaler, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 20:25
I think RF jump should be removed.
By: ThunDer, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 13:52
your arguments ----> http://i63.tinypic.com/x4otbd.jpg
By: King, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 13:07
Your arguments < My arguments.
By: ThunDer, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 12:59
Never adjoin the word 'face' with 'poor' EVER. emo You earthlings are not to question the transcendental fineness and delicacy of 'Facing Worlds of the Dimensional Realms'. Sufficient to say that your ill-founded viewpoint isn't remotely close to actuality because in fact most of my impeccable kills were gotten by killing twats failing to walljump. So yes next time never speak blasphemy of the ethereality of that map you SOB. emo
By: King, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 12:37
While there might be some "skill" involved, there's definitely a high luck factor involved in a successful walljump. There's no way there'll be a person being able to do it consistently indefinitely. It is a bit of a pixel hunt.

Don't think it should be removed from CTF gameplay though, most people don't really do it anyways, and failing to do a walljump is extremely punishing in CTF. On some maps imo it feels like it actually improves the gameplay of the maps poor quality (face anyone?)
By: Krzysiek, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-07-01 01:49
yeah remove also that upper gun9 shoot coz it's clearly a bug and only few people can do it properly.

emo emo emo emo emo emo emo

since when walljump is random? I thought everyone knows how to do it, they just lack of training.
By: Jelly Jam, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-06-30 23:38
What Vegito said: you should be able to enable/disable it. I'm not going to go full into detail as to why walljump should be removed in competetive gameplay, as I think the reasons for that are already fairly obvious, but long story short: it's random and not everyone can pull it off, and it adds an even greater luck factor to the game.

In my opinion, it should be disabled by default when launching the game and let players enable it with the /quirks command. That way people can still use it in tests etc..And to ensure no one uses it in CTF, perhaps a serverside command such as /allowquirks on/off should be implemented as well.
By: Vegito, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-06-30 22:39
Yes, removing it would kill many tests and speedruns emo
IMO it's enough plus disables it by default and you can enable it yourself.
By: Ragnarok, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-06-29 12:38
I guess levels nowadays are designed with wall jump in mind too XD
By: ShakerNL, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-06-29 01:00
I will personally ban those from all the jj2 servers who are involved or contributed in any way of making wall jumps impossible.
By: Borgia, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-06-14 09:12
Quote:
Our simplest answer however, is that Jety cannot defeat, or even hit Jety in a duel, let alone a team game, and this is a cause for concern. We, as an enterprise do not encourage prospective interns to engage in negative thoughts or to beat themselves up or so to speak. Hence, Jety proves to be a non-fit for the aforementioned criteria you posted above.


Thou maks't a valid point. Though what I meant to say is: why not hire Jety to be your new clanmember instead of any intern emo? She has the strength of a thousand rabbits emo, arcane knowledge of battles past and future emo, a vast understanding of every map and its secrets emo. One Jety and your road to victory will stretch out before you unobstructed, paved only with the bodies of her opponents emo.

She might take a (massive) toll on your clan's sumptuous budget, but it will be worth the investment. And you can save yourself valuable training time! Think about it, the opportunities.
By: ThunDer, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-06-14 00:29
m8 we already got we wanted no need to push this further emo
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-06-13 21:39
Codex.LTD offer a large number of benefits for their staff, but we are a strong proponent of encouraging a healthy work-life balance.

Unfortunately, this means we do not provide free lunches, as we want people to get out and enjoy the real world that surrounds our business enterprise.

Sincerely yours,
Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
By: Ragnarok, in: Wall JumpJJ2 related 2019-06-13 21:35
Hi all,

Based on a conversation I had with JJ a while back, I wondered what the general public thought?

Wall jump is clearly a bug, but also a mechanic that numerous people have incorporated into their gameplay now -
but should it be allowed, or removed?

emo
By: Loon, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-06-12 22:48
lunch included btw?
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-06-10 14:02
Borgia wrote:
Quote:
Highest duel result against Jety and map


Why not just hire Jety emo emo?


Good afternoon to you Borgia, what a fantastic question;

Unfortunately, the answer is quite complex and requires a bit of background, which will be provided in segments.

Our simplest answer however, is that Jety cannot defeat, or even hit Jety in a duel, let alone a team game, and this is a cause for concern. We, as an enterprise do not encourage prospective interns to engage in negative thoughts or to beat themselves up or so to speak. Hence, Jety proves to be a non-fit for the aforementioned criteria you posted above.

Furthermore, we require CVs in order to assess whether this prospective intern has what it takes! Being an intern is a lot of responsibility, and tripping up at the first hurdle of submitting a CV is rather problematic (but not the end of the world)

I hope this helps provide some clarity!

Sincerely yours,
Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
By: Borgia, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-06-10 10:53
Quote:
Highest duel result against Jety and map


Why not just hire Jety emo emo?
By: ThunDer, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-11 12:46
Keep up the good work. emo
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-10 23:05
Thank you for your query once again,

We prefer our interns to be well rounded individuals, so yes both would be an advantage (but not a necessity) for your application.

Sincerely yours,

Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
By: Jelly Jam, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-09 12:02
whichever will it be
By: Loon, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-09 11:03
bobs and vagene
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-06 01:03
it did make me chuckle tho emo

Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
By: Krzysiek, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-05 14:38
aint you too old to steal memes, Laro?
By: Laro24, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-05 06:25
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play jass jakrabbit two and i want to become the goodest player like you cx. I play with 400 ping on brazil. i will send you email aboud my duul with jety. pleaze acept me.
By: KRSplatinum, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-05 03:55
Hey boss, the fax machine is broken and today is the last day of my internship, can I just send those ladder screenshots by email, or should I try fixing the fax machine? I think that JJnet is using it to mine cryptocurrencies. Sorry about that, I downloaded some t3 training videos from the spy camera and faxed them to CDF. They must have caught on and hacked the algorithm. Right now the fax machine is producing roughly 850 laddercoins every hour, but I think I can fix it, I just need your fax machine credentials. Anyway, I'm going back to school tomorrow and still have summer reading to do, so let me know.
By: Jelly Jam, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-01 22:51
Lol my browser lagged and I accidentally deleted my message.

Well nvm
The deal is off anyway.
emo
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-05-01 20:25
Hi Jelly,

Thank you for your query; what a time to be alive that we can freely communicate across the globe, within the space of a few seconds?

My advisor, Jety, has advised that such a trade would be of equal value, as I can infer from her comments during matches of one of the aforementioned players.

However, I would need to review a CV of said potential intern before even sending this onto my internship department for further discussion.

Sincerely yours,

Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD

P.S. NEVER, Hordy is my heart and soul emo
By: Krzysiek, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-28 20:05
I Guess that beats Slayer's offer to me that he would sponsor team t-shirt for me.
By: Jelly Jam, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-28 18:25
Looks like Splat's gonna become the most expensive player ever, with CX paying the record transfer.
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-28 15:50
Thank you for your initiative, KRSplat, this is exactly what we like to see in our potential interns.

I have forwarded your proposal towards our internship coordinator and finance department for discussion.

Sincerely yours,

Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
By: KRSplatinum, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-28 03:42
Here is my proposal rag:

- 1.2 mill euros per ladder
- 50% must be paid 24 hours in advance, the other 50% must be paid up to 60 minutes after the ladder is complete
- cash only, all cash will be inspected to ensure that it is not counterfeit
- this is a nonexclusive agreement with the clan (Cx), the player (KRSplat) reserves the right to play ladders for any other clans at any time before and after the term of this contract

Take it or leave it

Signature
x_______, Authorized clan representative
x_______, Ladder player intern
By: Loon, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-24 18:58
nah
takes too long
tempting though
By: Ragnarok, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-24 12:30
The successful intern must accept accountability for their shortcomings within their time with us. This internship will, in part, be a reflective process, where we can help bring the best out of eachother. Hopefully this will provide the necessary conditions for our intern to grow, and spread their proverbial wings, or so to speak.

I hope that helps answer your questions, but if not, our internship coordinator, Hyperion will endeavour to provide you with further clarity within 24 hours of when you posted your query.

Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
By: Jelly Jam, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-23 22:18
Send em to gulag
By: Vivando, in: CX Internship SchemeClan talk 2019-04-23 17:51
And what happens if you fall out of reach for the grand final? Fire the intern? emo emo