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Go to2019-01-20Ridiculous spam for a long time i thought that the world was cubic and that people would fall off the sides but some ppl were really good at doing handstands so they would hang off the bottom and just live life upsidedown

Go to2019-01-14Ridiculous spam 1) A
2) B
3) C
4) A survey is like a quiz with multiple choices for answers to each question. To answer a survey, respond to each numbered question with the marked letter representing your choice of answers. If you do not select a lettered answer, then you will not receive credit for answering the question. After you complete the survey, your answers will be checked by the teacher, and the correct answers will be given. If you selected all the correct answers, you will be deemed eligible to enter in a sweepstakes to potentially win a $100 gift card as a reward for participating in the survey. In targeted advertising and government surveillance, these surveys are used to monitor people's thinking and track their opinions, and control their behavior with subliminal messaging.
Go to2019-01-09Ridiculous spam Due to an overwhelming amount of applications, we decided to launch a survey:

Do you tip in restaurants?
1) yes
2) no
3) yes
4) what is a survey
Go to2019-01-07Ridiculous spam In the future, when official ID is required to login, play JJ2, or do anything anywhere at all:

JJnet spammer: "Don't you wish you bought that passport now?"
Go to2019-01-06Ridiculous spam expect a link to our paypal and patreon soon so you can support our cause

announcement:
we have a vacancy for one lucky intern to learn a plethora of valuable skills from our team.

please email jellyjam420@jazzjackrabbit.net to express your interest and fill out the online form here:

https://storycorps.org/participate/great-questions/

thank you for your continued support
Go to2019-01-06Ridiculous spam Support our fight against ridiculous spam and lets try to get this post to a wooping 10 likes. I KNOW, I KNOW, 10 likes that's a crazy goal, that's a flipping amazing goal, and when we reach it, JJSociety presented by Calm Splat will launch an epic disstrack on jazzjackrabbit.net spambots.

And don't forget to follow JJSociety on all your favorite platforms, including Youtube. Make sure to smash that like and subscribe button, and turn that bell on to be part of our Notification squad. And buy our merch!

Buying merch or donating us money directly? Is there a difference? What's the point? Do I care? No!
Go to2019-01-05Ridiculous spam Attention all epic fortnite gamers

jazzjackrabbit.net needs your help to protect our most beloved web site in the entire multiverse from the villainous minds of fake-passport promoters and shoe salesmen, who are totally not advertising their second-hand products because they make a living out of it. In order to keep our security up to date, we've started a movement that'll ensure the safety of our innocent forum posters, and that's where you come in!

If you donate us only 0,∞ thousand million Uruguayan pesos, you can put a stop to all malicious content injection on our favorite platform. If we all pinch in an equal ammount of money, this might just work!


BUT ALAS


Sadly, not everyone is as kind and generous to donate as you are, dear reader, but you can make up for it! If you donate us a little bit more than that, we can do wonders! But in order to determine exactly how much we need from you, we'll need you to quietly borrow your mom's credit card and send us the four irrelevant digits on the back and the three digits on the front of her card. Those numbers will help us do a detaied calculus on exactly how much money we need to end jazzjackrabbit.net's suffering.

The numbers can be sent to us via Google Wave's private messaging service. Oh, what's that? It's currently down? HMM, might as well send it to some of us via jazzjackrabbit.net's private messaging service, particularly to the one who's username starts with "J" and ends with "elly Jam", and no one else.

So please, do yourself a favor and help out a random stranger on the Internet, to ensure jazzjackrabbit.net's Epic Victory Royale. emo
Go to2019-01-05Ridiculous spam ragnarok for president
Go to2019-01-05Ridiculous spam I propose a system where we can have account tiers, whereby you can get promoted after you make seven to ten posts of value to JJsociety, and they have been upvoted by moti, KRSplat, Jelly Jam and myself. If you also wish to join this esteemed council I would vehemently encourage you to emo

~ragnarok, making pragmatic solutions to impractical problems since 2019
Go to2018-12-28Ridiculous spam Perhaps an admin approval on creating a user account, or account should be active for x period of time before being able to post comments.
Go to2018-12-24Ridiculous spam nah, captha are annoying, and admin approval posting is worse then any spam, maybe certain number of replies before u can post is ok, but how exactly would that stop spambots?
Go to2018-11-29Ridiculous spam Hi!

As you may notice, the JJnet forums and comments occasionally get attacked by spambots posting nonsense. This is obviously slightly annoying, to read and I assume more annoying for admins to remove. So, is there any idea about preventing these bots from spamming? I would suggest, many sites have a captcha form to detect bots like these, and some forums also have rules where you must be approved to post, or make a certain number of replies before starting a thread. I just think that less spambots would be an improvement to the site and ease up its maintenance, so that's why I am pointing it out here. Anyway, thanks for reading my site suggestions thread!

- Splat
Go to2018-07-08Post Song Lyrics Thanks for checking out my lyrics, I decide to try making some lyric videos for the good old yTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsGAEYqwS_o

"Nice"

Quote:
maryland, represent, to the fullest
gaithersburg, represent, to the fullest

hemp wick, hemp paper, to freshen up the atmosphere
one track mind set, somehow, keep my mind clear
overly paranoid, but i can't live my life in fear
destinations far away, they can't even come near
bouta inject this freshness into my technique
making you geek, what's on your mind, do speak
everyday training, until we reach the peak
of our potential, to create a unique masterpiece

can i light a flame, for the wisdom it teaches
can i chill and smoke, for a while, what it is
can you help me find, the better high, which i seek
can you select, all of my problems, press delete
find me on the keys, looking for a fire beat
locked on these bars, start a lyrical conspiracy
all because the world's not just what it appears to be
it's more than meets the eye, or something else entirely

smoking ganja, reveals myself to myself
plus a way to make these moves, while remaining in stealth
pushing for success, playing the cards i'm dealt
always did me, and gave a fuck how they felt about it
never gave a fuck who doubted, i'm being myself
not giving half effort, and never gonna quit, chiefing
whereever, whenever, whatever, fuck a pitfall
can't slip up a bit, while i take another hit

out in the shade, rolling up, lighting up
out in the sunshine, blazing til the day's end
chilling on a jaunt, away from life's action
passing round the free, and we got the beat blasting
out in the shade, rolling up, lighting up
out in the sunshine, blazing til the day's end
chilling on a jaunt, thinking bout our next hit
a day without tree, is a day, that's unrealistic

4K resolution stream from a robot
32 bit, true color, give it no thought
28 grams, ima smoke it all, on the dot
100 percent from the field, taking pro shots
ripping bongs, brainstorming, thinking outside the box
drinking water, eating cranberries, on a detox
never gonna land, so, i never wore nike shox
find me in the lane, posted up on the block

coolly composed, doing rhymes and beats
i see the rays of heat, upon the rising sea
doobies, i roll more, beverages, i pour more
talking all that trash, please, check the scoreboard
think you're important, think you're a big deal
think you're the fucking shit, but in fact, you're not real
while you keep losing, claiming it's logistics
my team is victorious, check these statistics

gotta stay fresh, with instrumental acquisitions
upgrade, every fucking thing, that's the mission
flow so razor sharp, aim like a laser beam
tryna sabatoge me, hope you got a crazy scheme
by any means, money is the motivation
moving like a cheetah, with the focus and the patience
i leave no loophole, my code's well documented
still, fuck the law, though, i take a hit, and break the limit

out in the shade, rolling up, lighting up
out in the sunshine, blazing til the day's end
chilling on a jaunt, away from life's action
passing round the free, and we got the beat blasting
out in the shade, rolling up, lighting up
out in the sunshine, blazing til the day's end
chilling on a jaunt, thinking bout our next hit
a day without tree, is a day, that's unrealistic
Go to2018-06-30Post Song Lyrics ah good old times
Go to2018-06-30Post Song Lyrics
Quote:
Promise you i won't, leave you, alone
Tell me anything, no judgement zone
Promise you i won't, leave you, again
There's nobody else, like you, my friend

A promise i can keep, or am i in too deep
Now until forever, can we make that leap
Are we gonna climb, or is the hill too steep
Either, you can wake up, or you can keep losing sleep
Don't prove it to me, prove it to yourself
Try falling in love, it's good for your health
You've always been there, when i needed help
Remember what you said, tryna make my heart melt

That's just how i felt, i know i keep calm
But i'm bout to go off, light it up like a bomb
What you see now, is the calm before the storm
You're not like someone else, naw, you defy the norm
Before i could've sworn, that i loved you, a lot
But lately i've been torn, if i love you, or not
I had you on my mind, until i had a thought
There's nobody else, who could ever take your spot

Promise you i won't, leave you, alone
Tell me anything, no judgement zone
Promise you i won't, leave you, again
There's nobody else, like you, my friend

A promise you can take, as a lie or as a wish
All i'm tryna say, is to be with you is bliss
Exactly what i mean, is i hope for us to last
There's no point to lose, all the bonds we've amassed
There's no point to hate, on what you do, i can relate
It's not worth losing what we'll never replicate
It can frustrate, taking shit for granted
But good things can grow, from the seeds that we planted

And you heard me say it, hope you know i meant it
I want us together til our fates are cemented
Following my heart, using any means
Believing in my dreams, i know you would recommend it
Starting from today, you gon see a new commitment
When we first met, i ain't know what that shit meant
Starting from today, you gon get some better treatment
If it's now to the end, then, we have an agreement

Promise you i won't, leave you, alone
Tell me anything, no judgement zone
Promise you i won't, leave you, again
There's nobody else, like you, my friend


Quote:
What you doing out on these streets?
Guaranteed you're gonna feel the heat
What you doing out on these streets?
Guaranteed you're gonna feel the beat

It's a shootaround at the court
Whoever's still out here, gonna get scorched
And that's a live sideline report
We stay balling, and we living hardcore
On a hot streak, but my heart's cold
Depends on which side, if the whole story's told
It's highlighted, underlined and bold
With neon lights on, products being sold

The story unfolds, choose your own adventure
Reading to the end, so, you don't have to wonder
Taking lots of notes, and attending every lecture
Exam week, so a hundred is my favorite number
In the real world, there is no preparation
For broken dreams, there's no reconciliation
It's just investigation, of your imagination
Reality and fantasy, in dilapidation

What you doing out on these streets?
Guaranteed you're gonna feel the heat
What you doing out on these streets?
Guaranteed you're gonna feel the beat

It's a shootaround in the states
Passing lit blunts, i appreciate
Every moment, it could be a new adventure
Grinding all day, til the sky turns magenta
Tryna blow up, as a rapper and producer
Mixing in the flowers, like lilac and fuchsia
It's gotta burn slow, it's gotta move fast
We got a troubled past, but we were built to last


Quote:
Flossing
On every street or bridge i'm crossing
You don't have to waste no time, i'm flossing
And no matter who we face we not stressing
Cause our method, is time tested

Fuck the law, you may as well rewrite it all
Burning through green, til the scene's full of fog
Focusing in, til i find a way to share the ball
Pass the rock, make a move, pick it up and restock

Grind on the field, grind on the blacktops
Crash on the boards, rain down with three drops
Never afraid, we always gonna make shots
Aim like a laserbeam, only cause i train a lot

Only cause i drive hard, stay alert, and think fast
Guarantee ima get right by you in a flash
Only cause i live strong, stay safe, and outlast
Guarantee ima convert it to a touchdown pass

And i never plan on stopping
Never quitting, never flopping
Gotta stay balling
Stay balling

Flossing
On every street or bridge i'm crossing
You don't have to waste no time, i'm flossing
And no matter who we face we not stressing
Cause our method, is time tested

This is for developing the technique
Climbing up the mountain, until you reach the peak
For the grind and the patience
Heart and the soul, effort determination

Chilling on the beat, like it's thermal radiation
Never take my spot, like there is no relegation
There's no way to count all the victories i rake in
Too much to take in, consider it a great win

Or, consider it a bad loss
If you on the other side, it's coming at a large cost
Dawg, it's not a coin toss
All that time spent on the grind's gotta pay off

And i never plan on stopping
Never quitting, never flopping
Gotta stay balling
Stay balling

Flossing
On every street or bridge i'm crossing
You don't have to waste no time, i'm flossing
And no matter who we face we not stressing
Cause our method, is time tested


Quote:
Some things in life, I can only realize
In the shadows of the trees, while I'm under bright skies

Trying to take it to the maximum
And earn some gold, and some platinum
I'm just trying to make the flow work
When I ball out, and go berserk
Music grind on full attack mode
Always mixing up the new tracks
Always asking many pointed questions
Will I get returns on my investments?

Or was it all just smoking sessions?
You'll never know, until you test it
One thing, I'm not afraid to try it
Give a fuck if anybody likes it

In existence, I know time is priceless
And quitting now is truly senseless
Through this life, I'm finding meaning
Just living life, forever shining

Trying to make it, if you need reminding
Only going forward, no rewinding
It's not the wheel I'm reinventing
I just have a canvas, so I'm painting
Because, this artform is so elating
To remove the source of frustration
So, I make it my creation
Yeah, this music is an animation

Imagination into activation
Yet, people can be so impatient
All it takes is a commitment
To making something new and different

In existence, I know time is priceless
And quitting now is really useless
Through this life, I'm finding meaning
Just living life, forever shining


https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/jordanjett/d3l9
Go to2017-11-19'Facing Worlds' Is Still The Best Multiplayer Map... emo
Go to2017-11-14'Facing Worlds' Is Still The Best Multiplayer Map... I forgot, the difference is that on JJ2 Facing Worlds has two moons emo
Go to2017-11-13'Facing Worlds' Is Still The Best Multiplayer Map... It might have been inspired by the map, but it's not the same. Besides I think it's completely impossible to "convert" a 3D level into a 2D one.

EDIT: Quote from face.j2l's description on J2O

DanZeal wrote:
Inspired by the UT map Facing Worlds.
But not a try for exact conversion at all!


And yep duels suck there. 2vs2 works but 3vs3 is the best.
Go to2017-11-12'Facing Worlds' Is Still The Best Multiplayer Map... JJ2 related because of the JJ2 conversion level by DanZeal.

Also, 1v1 matches there are the worst. . . .
Go to2017-11-09'Facing Worlds' Is Still The Best Multiplayer Map... How the hell is that JJ2 related?

Well 3vs3 is still fun in JJ2's Facing Worlds too. IMO 3vs3 matches there are the best. Lori users are ded tho
Go to2017-11-08'Facing Worlds' Is Still The Best Multiplayer Map... Above us, the moon...

Go to2017-09-13Get to know other jj2 players gg
Go to2017-09-13Get to know other jj2 players Lol even you were around before i came in 2013.
GG
Go to2017-09-12Get to know other jj2 players oh thanks
Go to2017-09-12Get to know other jj2 players
RaNo wrote:

"bus complete" or something similar..


"Stop its complete"
Go to2017-09-12Get to know other jj2 players Happy birthda- oh wait.. I think that's a little bit too late.. but.. whatever..

I'm rano, as you see, and my real name is lamar. and I'm a girl don't try to get me to be your girlfriend damn it!
and I started playing JJ2 since around 2010, and the online mode since 2011/2012.
I'm also a fan of undertale, and i don't really play any sports
emo though, when my cousins are around, i usually play football with them in the house- which turns out 99% good-, uno, and some game called "bus complete" or something similar..
anyway..
here's some games that i played:
shining force 1 & 2,
portal 1 & 2,
garry's mod,
limbo (pc game),
pokemon world online, undertale,
there's more but I think that's enough.
anyway, I hope that more players will write here so I'll be able to know more about them!

It's been nice knowing about you
Seeya!
emo
Go to2017-08-25Post Song Lyrics

jungle's edge, semi jungle's edge
jungle's edge, semi jungle's edge
represent, gotta represent
play with flags, never play with lags
/lrs, fuck it /lrs
/lrs, fuck it /lrs
jungle's edge, semi jungle's edge
play with flags, never play with lags
Go to2017-08-15Get to know other jj2 players Thanks guys ^^
Go to2017-08-06Get to know other jj2 players Happy birthday to Pony :3
Go to2017-08-06Get to know other jj2 players Happy birthday, Hope xd
Go to2017-08-01Get to know other jj2 players It matters not who started the fight, but who won it emo
Go to2017-07-24Get to know other jj2 players I scored 4 points in my best match! Two shots, both went in emo My job was to steal the ball from the enemy and quickly pass it to a kid who's better at aiming.
Our best result was 3rd place at the competition but I'm not sure if we actually got the medals because we got into a fistfight with another team in the changing room. emo I swear we didn't start it
Go to2017-07-24Get to know other jj2 players I played for my class too! In 8th grade, we played versus another one. They let me in the game for like 4 minutes and I barely even touched the ball , we lost 28 pts diffirence emo. That's what you get when you play with selfish ppl. what can I say! I did block someone's shot though, I remember.

actually even the 7th-graders had a stronger teams than ours. We didn't play versus them, thank God.
Go to2017-07-23Get to know other jj2 players Hi everyone, Hope here, though nowadays I use the name Niel. I'm from Hungary and I'll be a 22 years old pony in august.

JJ2 was one of the first games I've ever played, some kids at school introduced me to it and we used to play split screen multi all the time. I didn't even know about the online part until I accidentally pressed enter at the wrong time around 2009. (I'd like to mention that pretty much nothing I said before 2013 counts because I was a very stupid and very confused teen)

Anyway, nowadays I play Dark Souls 3, Dragon Age Inquisition, Final Fantasy XV, Hitman, Last of Us, Assassin's Creed Syndicate and I ocassionally visit JJ2, usually in the evenings (CET).

I don't have any cool hobbies, though I sometimes write novels and short stories (that I'm too afraid to publish anywhere) and just do random things like design space shuttles and invent new mathematical formulas to make some tedious calculations easier. You know, just average stuff. emo

Just to continue the conversation, I used to play basketball too! For some unknown reason I ended up in the school team despite my height (164 right now and it seems that I might still gain a few centimetres!). It was fun especially when the opponents underestimated me. emo

Oh and don't worry Jelly, you can't be worse than me at CS. emo
Go to2017-07-23Get to know other jj2 players Well I played JJ1 but it's not on my old games list. Actually I think JJ2 is the only 2D platformer out of all my childhood games.

These aren't as old as those games however. I have much more of them but these are the first that come to mind:

AirStrike2
Need For Speed Porche
Moorhuhn Kart XXL (my very first game!)
Neighbours from hell 1 and 2
Dont Angry
Zuma Deluxe
Mummy Maze Deluxe
Heavy Weapon
Chicken Invaders 1 and 2
Counter Strike 1.6
Luxor
Pocket Tanks (cant forget this one since there was a bug i really liked to abuse lol)
Madagascar
MoorhuhnX

Moorhuhn is a german series of games. The moorhuhn community was as small as the Jazz one but a few days ago I found out that the major moorhuhn fan site got closed sadly. Played all of the 4 racing games but this very first one will always be my favorite. I have a lot more Moorhuhn games but they are less fun.

Mummy Maze, Zuma and Heavy Weapon are from PopCap games, the guys that made Plants vs Zombies!

NFS Porche was my first NFS game. I even have a racing wheel for it! I played more games from the series, including the most popular one, NFS Most Wanted, but I still think Porche is better!

AirStrike2's some helicopter game. Never thought of playing AirStrike1 though, lol.

I dont play CS 1.6 online because no one wants to talk. Besides I'm so bad that even bots kill me with ease lol.

I got all of these games from some guy we bought the computer from, except Madagascar, which i begged my parents to buy lol. He gave me a bunch of CDs, and Jazz2 was on one of them! They werent oficial CDs or Jewel Cases sadly. I dont know if he actually bought these or just pirated them. Back then I was 4.

But anyway, I got them all for free and I'm still happy! Thanks to him I played like 60 games lol.




Also you'd win the 1vs1 because there's a diffirence between playing bad in Europe and playing bad in America. emo
Go to2017-07-23Get to know other jj2 players Yo jelly jam. Ty for posting. Cool that you ball, I'm curious as to if we played 1 on 1 who would win haha. Btw, what other games do or did you used to play? I remember when I started playing JJ1 I got OMF demo from Epic too and also Hocus Pocus was a nice game back then. Commander Keen too really wow. I haven't played those games in decades. I wonder if these are some of the old games you like, as they are very connected to JJ2.
Go to2017-07-22Get to know other jj2 players I'm Jelly Jam. Nikola is my real name. I mostly play Jazz Jackrabbit 2 and some other old games simply because they remind me of the good times when I was a little kid, but I also play relatively new games. This summer I've been playing mostly the old games, including Jazz Jackrabbit 2, having fun in Jazz Creation Station and even preparing a big J2O release for September!

I'll be 18 in September and like Splat I too play basketball, and I'm kind of bad as well, I'm not really athletic or fast, but I'm good at shooting hoops, even from far distances. I too like it how the game brings ppl together, however my teammates often get pissed. I play the game because it's fun.

I'm from Serbia and the town I live in is Cacak. My ancestors were from Herzegovina, however (my mother's side was near Dubrovnik and my father's side was from the modern day Montenegrin part).

My favorite sports team is Red Star Belgrade.

Only one year of high school left.

That's about it lol.
Go to2017-07-22Get to know other jj2 players Hi, I thought it'd be a good idea to see if anyone's left, I mean sorry to see what ppl r doing nd what their lives r like! Please if ure intetested, tell the board about yourself. That is the purpose of this thread, I will start.

I am Splat, have played jazz jackrabbit practically since it came out. I am kinda inactive from gaming in general but jazz always has the sweet spot in my heart (read: did not play any duels today) However on these hot summer days I have been doing other things for fun such as play basketball and working on music.

I can be bad at basketball in my old age (25) but my talent is not giving up. I just love how the game, brings ppl together. Also, I am from the USA, my home state is Maryland.

My music is also fun, I make rap beats, also play piano and bass, and learning more about mixing, if you are interested to hear some new pieces, I can link you something.

Your turn, how would you describe yourself as an individual? If you're reading this i wanna know. If u didnt read any of this, u better fucking start now. Thank you.
Go to2017-03-09Should marijuana dealers accept PayPal? (This post has been removed by the DEA)
Go to2017-03-08Should marijuana dealers accept PayPal? i am a new paypal user and even if i wasn't one i would never accept weed for money through any other transaction than cash in hand. don't be silly, in most of the countries selling weed is illegal, even if it was - unless you want to pay tax for your private business, you don't want any illegal money to be registered for them to see. this is the easiest way to give yourself out. do not ever propose this idea in public you bot
Go to2015-09-11Post your photographic appearance Here:
Go to2015-09-01Post your photographic appearance You can post photos of yourself, but nudity will risk removal and ban
Go to2015-08-31Post your photographic appearance Can anyone from the staff actually confirm this? emo
Go to2015-08-31Post your photographic appearance TEST: Actually this has proved wrong and impossible. It seems impossible to disprove this now given my logic!
Go to2015-08-06This song by Jogeir Liljedahl uses JJ2 samples, IMHO Upon Closer inspection this seems to be true,since ive heard the electric shield ammo sounds and the bouncer.after interpolating,downsampling and upsampling and such,ive come to the conclusion that this artist uses jazz jackrabbit 2 samples.While the menu sound effects are stock sound effects,the ammo sound isnt.
Go to2015-07-22This song by Jogeir Liljedahl uses JJ2 samples, IMHO In the last 5 minutes, I'm 98% sure that the sound effects samples for switching menu options in JJ2 are used. Btw, idk any info on the artist here or when /where this song was made, or anything.

http://youtu.be/eclMFa0mD1c?list=LLn12NPxSSyHRY1SBp9oZ-aQ

The video info contains some info and a tracklist, but I haven't yet looked into who's the author of the music or their story or anything, yet. Presumably the date shown is just when the playback for tge Youtube video was done, and not the date of the composition - but who knows?! Lol
Go to2015-07-09Freezer event thing tracks your movement path into it There's virtually no discrepancy between those two viewpoints. Either way it's still the same thing happens, it's just a matter of how you explain it.
Go to2015-07-09Freezer event thing tracks your movement path into it I think it doesn't really track your path, rather it pauses the generation of your "speed-trail" which continues when you unfreeze.

I could be mistaken though, haven't played in a while :p
Go to2015-07-08Freezer event thing tracks your movement path into it Yes, apparently this is the case. I noticed when I have a freezer event thingy underwater, so that you have to swim to get frozen by it... when you shoot and get yourself unfrozen, your path into the freezer event shows up, as the sprint-trail thing that usually illuminates your path when running. So if you are frozen for a solid 30 seconds, it'll still appear right after you get unfrozen. This isn't so important, but still a random trivia.
Go to2015-07-06I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb I happened to check jj.net at the right time, it seems.
Go to2015-07-05I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb My next challenge will be to bring the gold medal for national tournament to United States of India, as team America may not play in any upcoming NT. The USI has historically become one of the strongest nations to come out of JJ2.
Go to2015-07-04I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb so Splat, who is ur next challenge?
Go to2015-07-04I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb YES!
Go to2015-07-04I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb Is that really necessary to make a forum for???? emo
Go to2015-07-03I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb Pics not needed, can confirm, i already made memorabilia
Go to2015-07-03I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb Pics or it didn't happen
Go to2015-07-03I beat moti 5:2 in distopiafb Yes, it's true. This was a duel where she challenged me a few weeks ago or 1 maybe, and we just now played. Her choice was a bit surprising of maps, I hadn't seen distopiafb before but the powered fireball change is minimal. I was expecting to be off my game, having not played CTF and only infrequent tests for the past 2 months, approximately. I was thinking, anyone who has been playing CTF regularly for the past 2 months or so would have easily beaten me, but I lucked out. I had no trouble killing, creating map pressure at vital points like C and fly C, and my scoring was quick enough that I practically rushed 1-2 points. So, I feel good about this victory and hope to move forward along at that pace. Any questions about the game can be posted as replies, I will be available for the duration of the thread.
Go to2015-06-25SSB Stargate Journeyman Project hey ppl, dont wanna make a big mess here, but i needed to share an update on my current fanfic. jj2 is a necessary component but not solely the major character, in the history of this fic this is a crossover, so dont expect the jj2 universe to be 100% of this fanfic. however it will be an integral part. right now 2 sections are ready for me to post, previous sections are available on jcf and some other sites probably, im not gonna keep track of the complete history to make it fully its own canon universe. so allow for some discrepancies between storylines on jcf, other relevant forums and now here. also pls ignore double posting, it will be ugly without that. this being said, double posting isnt necessary yet.

parts 0 and 1 here. pt 0 finished, pt 1 may continue or move on. not sure yet.

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SSB Stargate: Journeyman Project
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Introductory Preview
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In a Pokémon gym not too far from wonderland, a team of Metapods trained to become the best team in Pokémon battles. They wanted to defeat all the highest ranked competition, and show the world that their skills were unstoppable and unmatchable.

Their basic strengths relied on outwitting their opponents, being more determined to reach victory, and having the willpower to keep trying over and over again, never giving up, until they finally reached their goal.

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This team of Metapods knew. In the future, when they all had evolved to Butterfrees, their odds of staying together as a competitive, ranked team were low. That's why, essentially, all they had was now. Either they could live in the moment, or squander their only chance to form a cohesive unit. The closer they came to quitting, ever further they were from victory.

Therefore, when they didn't train, they had mainly only to focus on eliminating all flaws. They were a young team, and thus naturally disorganized compared to professional/fully-evolved squadrons. Their squad was loosely knit and their inexperienced trainer was assembling the group only as an after-school hobby. It was not her top priority, though Hazel was getting to know her most active Pokémon, such as Nathan, Troy, and Molly: all mid-level Metapods. Hazel did have a little knowledge on Pokés other than Metapods. This squad had just seemed to come together on its own, and yet it was almost entirely a learning experience, not just for the highly devoted battling Pokés, but for Hazel who was only 11 years old and turning 12 in July.

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ok, well other than that gonna share as well as the jj2 movie idea, also had an idea for a shakespeare sequel called "Secondlife Romeo and Juliet" but 1 thing at a time, maybe i will post that next or probably wait and add a little more content first. thx guys, if this thread is annoying hopefully not but, might as well start releasing this update to the story.

actually here i will post this doc in this post as a bonus. enjoy, its nowhere near even practically started yet.

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Secondlife: Romeo and Juliet
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ANNOUNCER: "Continue?"

Juliet: "Yes ->"
Romeo: "Yes ->"

ANNOUNCER: "Reinitializing... 2 stock remain"
Go to2015-06-25JJ2 has lackadaisical design aspects Thread title says it all. Post what you would rather see in a main sequel to JJ2, be it colourful flowers, enemies or NPCs, eyecandy and scenery, etc.

For me if they made a sequel, i would honestly like for it to feature Lori. I know i posted about this before but i think in fans eyes its crucial/critical to do more character development on a relatively new and comparatively underutilized rabbit. If u can give Lori and Spaz equal amounts of backstory as Jazz then the question of their personalities and the amount of knowledge we have about them will be amplified to a more magnitude.

Originally a large percentage of the character development was done through fan art and fan fiction as well, otherwise Spaz's personality is just drawing upon a tiny amount of in-game art.
Go to2015-06-11140+ fps on jj2 um sure Shaker, but your JJ2 is hacked like crazy
Go to2015-06-10140+ fps on jj2
Go to2015-06-10JJ2 the zombie apocalypse this is a year and a half late but this is my movie idea. Make a movie in jj2, using screen recording software. I wrote a script for 1 scene in January 2014, sent it to Mew Zakur0 and Ragnarok and they support the idea. This could take a long time to get done so who would actually be interested in a project like this? It would take actors, writers, directors, filmers, mapmakers, etc. So if you want this to happen, post here, anyone can contribute.
Go to2015-06-10140+ fps on jj2 Indeed i got up to 142 fps on jj2 at this library cpu. No screenshot to prove but is it really needed? It's the highest fps i ever got. emo
Go to2015-06-085.0 colors are inverted when starting in fullscreen Yeah, it's pretty funny. Sorry for spam.
Go to2015-06-06Q: Should you call for help if you're drowning? Q: What makes camel milk legendary?
A: It's laggy and dairy.
Go to2015-06-05Add support for microsoft hololens to plus With windows 10, supposedly u will be able to get this visor that has windows 10 installed (like google glass sorta) and its for making holographic images that appear as holograms (in the visor). Since idk who already heard of this, i figured itd be awesome if the next plus could use this, sort of like the 3d monitor. Except its not out yet, but... I imagine itll be like the 3d glasses at movie theatres or IMAX. I tried a 3d monitor (or gameboy screen) with nintendo 3ds, i bet that technology will be good for jj2 as well, if someone gets it to work (with a 3d monitor). Of course i dont expect violet to release 5.1 with holograms tomorrow, hololens and windows 10 arent out yet either. I just wanted to broadcast the idea, thanks for considering it. In the future there can be holographic jj2 and itll be like holographuc charizard.
Go to2015-06-04How do you turn an online relationship to an IRL one? I'm not in a relationship now, but still a good question IMO. Not sure if anyone checks this subforum anymore though. Anyway since I don't talk to any girls in the USA anymore, and also every girl I talk to is from JJ2 (whether I like it or not) it's a theoretical question. And I'd rather leave the USA than meet girls in my area, I still never left the USA, and the clock is ticking, if I die before I ever leave the USA then ultimately I'll be another victim of American hostility. So, maybe this is a pointless question. The answer is to travel. Nevermind actually, pointless post.
Go to2015-06-02What computer should I get? Imo, it's time for me to get anew cpu. My old one was awesome when i got it in '13, it could do everything. I learned how to mix and master recorded music, and started playing league of legends, although im still just amateur, its fun even if ure not pro yet. In 2015, i basically broke it by taking ownership of all folders and subfolders, and taking away permissions from the system, instead transferring control over files and folders from other programs to my user account. Therefore, most programs that write to files outside of their program foldee and subfolders, stopped working, including win8 start scren, and Idk how to undo it. Also, i broke regedit and other parts of windows by making a registry entry for NoWinKey (1) in internet explorer section of regedit. Therefore, my old computer could only run jj2, modplug tracker, vlc, xmplay, and a few other basic programs (mostly self-contained EXEs) and almost nothing was allowed to install at all. 99% of the programs that downloaded an installation EXE would automatically not work, they had to work right out of the box, or unzip instead of install. I made alot of stuff on that computer, it was like my moneymaker, but broken is broken. So i ask you: when i get anew cpu, what should i get? Alienware was recommended, and also lenovo, asus, hp, dell, puget systems is what i had before, gateway is what i always wanted. I wanna get sth when win10 comes out tbh. Anyway if no one has a suggestion or idea for a computer, ok. I wish i could build my own DIY-style but, i have my whole life to learn how to make a computer, i only have to live in the now in order to use a computer and talk to people, do work, study, play games, listen to music, look at art, enjoy and appreciate technology. This isnt that rate the server thread with my custom cpu builds, i srsly hope others have ideas for me to get a cpu. If not fine. Ty, ik its spam.
Go to2015-05-31Post your photographic appearance U're allowed to post pics of urself oneline, but up until now, it was prohibited by JJNet Topic Relevancy Moderation staff. Not anymore, show what u look like, if u so choose. Use img tags like (img)www.picturewebsitebutjk.anthromorphism/pdf.gif(/img) except use brackets not parenthesis.



Go to2015-05-31will there be a 2015 NT? Imo, she can represent the team for Germany. I think in the past, Germany had her, KeV, aNuBiS and pLuMbE, IIRC. Idk who else would paly for greenland. So they would rely on her if they need at least 4 players.
Go to2015-05-30will there be a 2015 NT? We've heard from an official NT organiser, sure...
But what does the advice guru, Tiramisu have to say about it?
Go to2015-05-30Tria, are you going to make a cookbook? After i heard that u made zucchini spaghetti, i decided, i will learn how to make pasta. Now i did and im glad i tried to make it, cause it tastes good, is healthy imo, and wroth the time. I just made sth 30 minutes ago, thx for the guidance. So now im wondering, do u have anymore recipes.
Go to2015-05-30will there be a 2015 NT? We didn't discuss about it yet, but it might happen if we see there are enough active players and teams.
Go to2015-05-30Make Android notifications for JJNet Like an app! For example, if a cw for ladder is scheduled for 9pm 5/30/15 then u can get a notification on ur tablet for it. If u follow ladder, get notified when a match is uploaded.
Go to2015-05-29Q: Should you call for help if you're drowning? Q: Does breakfast cereal qualify as a type of soup or salad?
A: If you pour milk first and then add cereal, it's soup, but if you do the opposite, the milk is basically a dressing for your instant salad. That is, unless you had used some means of heating the milk, because then it's always soup. Nobody uses warm milk for a salad.
Go to2015-05-29Q: Should you call for help if you're drowning? A: No, you should swim to the surface.
Go to2015-05-29will there be a 2015 NT? will there be a NT in 2015?

edit: more to the point of the topic
Go to2015-05-28JJ1 uses the gun from Math Blaster IMO, teams that played all 4 games should automatically advance to knockout stage. Actually groups had 5 teams, I was incorrect about 4 teams. 4SpR and PR played all 4 games. 4SpR went 4-0; PR went 1-3. C2 and L played 3 games, going 2-1 W/L. They should also advance. Therefore a 4-team bracket can be made with 4SpR, PR, C2 and L. Missing games should be regarded as a forfeit, although groups became uneven as some teams were disqualified: without counting wins to determine seeding, I would rely on counting at least how many games they actually played. Having fewer losses and fewer games played doesn't give a team an edge to enter a 4-team bracket. I would suggest a semi-final of (1) 4SpR vs (4) PR and (2) C2 vs (3) L, if there is a knockout stage.
Go to2015-05-27JJ1 uses the gun from Math Blaster So close!!
Go to2015-05-26JJ1 uses the gun from Math Blaster I guess that group stage isn't over yet, since groups are of 4 teams, and every team hasn't played 3 matches according to the spreadsheet.
Go to2015-05-26JJ1 uses the gun from Math Blaster I'll paypal him some money if he gets it right!
Go to2015-05-26JJ1 uses the gun from Math Blaster Splat, whats your theory on why Rag hasn't announced anything about the 2on2 tournament knockout stage yet?
Go to2015-05-26JJ1 uses the gun from Math Blaster It's true.
Go to2015-05-25There's more to life than JJ2 My main issue is that, given the current scenario you depict, there's no way to possibly make any improvements to your life, or fix any problem, without dedicating tremendous enormous amounts of time. It takes 1 second to make a comparison between you and I. That doesn't reveal anything though, we are probably just in identical situations, somewhat... but our reactions to them are different. It's easier to accept the friends you have than to make new friends. Usually if you don't then other people won't accept you, so that's why I said you should accept other people. But in light of that, you remind me that 5 years ago I was a nub playing in Zeal Alpha, and I think you were the strongest player who I could get on my team. If that's a real account that means I played with you for almost 5 years. My point in saying that is, actually it could be the cause of why you said: you have internet addiction.. I insinuated that I have nothing to do except JJ2. Well, those elements are related, since you're one of the main reasons that I still care, still like and play.

So, try to get your self-esteem up with the fact that in my opinion, you're a good person. Actually, just going a few days without chatting with you on JJ2 or forums is honestly somewhat disheartening. Just - don't be worried that other people dislike you: instead be assured that people really like you, even if I say I like you, it means more (that you're a necessary part of the social structure, regardless of what place or stance you take in the structure we have). Due to time constraints, everybody isn't able to appreciate every single vital component to life, at all times, even if they have to.

Also, what I really should have said is: friendship is 1 of the main things in life, that doesn't require JJ2. So thanks TreyLina for bringing that up.
Go to2015-05-25There's more to life than JJ2 You don't say.

People are irrational. We get addicted to things that don't give us real life benefit. The subconscious does not abide so well to words, just whatever positive chemical reaction you gain off of.

There's nothing much to replace my internet addiction. There's barely anything to do here and I'm difficult when it comes to making friends for the sake of it (I don't find much satisfaction in socialising for the sake of it if I want to do something). I don't like sports.

As for JJ2 addiction, that wore off years ago for me.

But I have low self-esteem anyway, and I don't care if people think of me as some nolifer. It's just not worth worrying what others think of you too much. Contrary to what others think, shaming does not help, it just breeds isolation.
Go to2015-05-24There's more to life than JJ2 Although it's sometimes untrue and there isn't more to life than JJ2, in fact there really is. And although I used to say: there's more to life than basketball, it's true of JJ2 as well. There's no time to play any game nonstop. In other words, it's not necessary to devote 100% of time and energy to JJ2, there has to be limitations. Otherwise you get labeled as a no-lifer, and other areas beside JJ2 will deteriorate. It's true of anything Imo, not just basketball or JJ2. The key component is to be well-rounded and versatile. That doesn't mean quit forever, ignore it, or be inactive... just find balance between multiple things. It's very difficult for me to find balance, using JJ2 as rest from basketball, etc. Those are just examples, if you do 1 thing all day every day, people view you like a crackhead. That's why Imo, I want to find a balance between having fun in JJ2, with also having fun in my whole life. So my point is... where can I find a balance like that? Not just about this game, there are times when I'm obsessed with several other topics. I don't want to strictly have one obsession for every 6 months, like spend 6 months obsessed with basketball, 6 months obsessed with JJ2. This may be enjoyable, but that time isn't an adequate representation of what's going on in the world. I'd rather gain a multifaceted perspective.
Go to2015-05-13New clan: IBL Splat was just tripping. I suggest everyone watches my video so you can knock him out when neccesary. emo
Go to2015-05-13New clan: IBL I don't think this is any JJ2 related bro, and excuse me of the song, I was just chilling man.

PS. Lithium, you're cool bro.
Go to2015-05-12(moved to offtopic subforum) sorry this should not be in JJ2-related.
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL It's not a complete thread without this.

Go to2015-05-12(moved to offtopic subforum) Wth
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL I didn't really Understand If this is a jj2 Clan or a basketball clan ( i'm too lazy to read and try to figure out Thinges)

But either Way, i play Basketball atleast once a Week, and i used to play jj2 like 12 hours a day, so it would be cool to get paid Whatever it's about ;p
Go to2015-05-12(moved to offtopic subforum) no pls
Go to2015-05-12(moved to offtopic subforum) - Mind control, marijuana and wheat grasses

I want to suggest that maybe, marijuana and wheat grasses actually have the capability to physically control the body.

Wheat grasses have the capabiliy to provide anti-sway resistance to wind forces. Particles in the air have mass, thus are capable of producing force at speeds and accelerations. Both cut and uncut grasses must resist being blown away with the strengh of their mineral build-ups. When these plants become fossilized, their mineral buildups become mineral deposits, fundamentally stable.

Marijuana uses these capabilities, with integrated DNA/RNA complexes inducing the regulation of sleeping. Thus, the makers of hemp and humans must be biologically co-independent.

Pharoahmones between sugars of the marijuana and lips of the user exchange DNA/RNA complexes designed to interact with each's immune system. This causes allergic reactions, such as those designed to induce sleeping (in the case of pollen). Kief from the trees excites the sensory glands, from which levels of sleepiness are detected.

Therefore, children are unable to control their bodies, due to the electromagnetism of grass. This is seen most often in psychopharmaceutical electromagnetism and psychmagnetism. Particularly, users of grass are forced to sleep: INDCLUDING the trees, to prevent excess swaying in the wind.

The status of the grasses: cut or uncut, represent the ease of access to the crop, and whether or not the lawn has been mowed. The grass cuttings are then used to harvest wheat and marijuana. Then, wheat and marijuana can both be turned into flour.

I want to propose that marijuana and wheat grasses actually have the capability to physically control the body.

Wheat grasses have å capabiliy to provide anti-sway resistance to wind forces. Particles in the air have mass, thus are capable of producing force at speeds and accelerations. Both cut and uncut grasses must resist being blown away with the strengh of their mineral build-ups. When these plants become fossilized, their mineral buildups become mineral deposits, fundamentally stable.

Marijuana uses these capabilities, with integrated DNA/RNA complexes inducing the regulation of sleeping. Thus, the makers of hemp and humans must be biologically co-independent.

Pharoahmones between sugars of the marijuana and lips of the user exchange DNA/RNA complexes designed to interact with each's immune system. This causes allergic reactions, such as those designed to induce sleeping (in the case of pollen). Kief from the trees excites the sensory glands, from which levels of sleepiness are detected.

Therefore, children are unable to control their bodies, due to the electromagnetism of grass. This is seen most often in psychopharmaceutical electromagnetism and psychmagnetism.

(IN OTHER WORDS: weeds use mind control to induce sleepiness in animals)

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PHAROAH KUSH; AGRICULTURAL Rx-LABELING; ORGANISMAL PHEROMONES
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL It's realy a business name, but not for any dating service. I don't see the point of applying business-like parameters to dating. I only talked about IBL in reference to reporting monetary transactions. One time I drew a basketball cout with a CDF logo in the centrecourt area (in 2014). I think I got this idea about then, but obviously, CDF doesn't construct basketball courts IRL.
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL So you're saying I can get paid in IBL but can it also help me hook up with hot singles in my area?
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0tMQb3ZZGo
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-LDbWVt3aI
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL The trick to success in IBL is: objectifying the opponent. Identifying your goals. Reciprocating water. Replenishing resources. Enduring through pain. An attitude that promotes the level of competition of others naturally encourages trade.
Go to2015-05-12New clan: IBL I want to announce the upcoming foundation of anew clan: IBL, or, the International Basketball League.

The premise behind this is: you can make money at bball courts.

Unlike other businesses in basketball, this leagur is free to the public. Anyone can essentially participate if they choose, and membership is not required. You don't have to be accepted or rejected. The meaning is simple, all about survival of the game, prosperity of its players.

But understanding the schematics behind the IBL is different. You can get paid for products and services. You may feel free to choose what you do with your time, where you go in life...

One thing for certain is that... in the IBL, business is booming. The level where it's referenced is in the freedom to play basketball, at the park, at the gym, essentially anywhere deemed necessary.

However there's a difference between the IBL and other clans. It takes work to make money in the IBL. You have to be held accountable in the public eye. It's truly more than just playing bball and then afterward, 1 person goes to the store, 3 people give them money, and 5 people end up getting food. This may be the system, but - it's more complex. Other things beside food and drinks have value.

Here today, I just share the opportunity to join the IBL, play ball or whatever's your favorite sport. It's not a brand, it's a concept: the concept that individuals deserve to be treated with respect, and so do organizations. This gives knowledge, meaning and logic to life. I get paid in the IBL. You can too. It's an even playing field on the court (figuratively and literally) and we want to bring that balance into the economy.
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