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     CX Internship Scheme | [q] 2019-04-22 22:26
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Greetings,
After one of our weekly board meetings in Codex.LTD, management have come to the conclusion that we need a company restructure. Many of our members are already well experienced, and old, and are looking towards their eventual retirement. After weeks of discussion, we decided to open recruitments for new (blonde) players, particularly those who are motivated to achieve top places in upcoming tournaments.
The Codex.LTD is delighted to introduce its brand new Internship Scheme (IS)!

From our side, we offer the following:
• Great atmosphere
• Active, in-clan community and Discord group
• Bi-weekly coaching sessions; courtesy of our internship coordinator, Hyperion
• A competitive salary
• An opportunity to participate in this season’s grand final match

What do you have to do to apply?
Send your CV to Ragnarok#2080 (discord) or to tazayonisaba@gmail.com (email), and include the following:
• Highest duel result against Jety and map
• Who you want to be your mentor

Please note, the deadline ends: 12 May 2019, 23:59 GMT.
Further, mentor allocation is subject to availability.

For any further queries, please contact our internship coordinator, Hyperion, as he will be happy to answer any of your questions.
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Vivando
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#1 | [q]2019-04-23 17:51
And what happens if you fall out of reach for the grand final? Fire the intern? emo emo
Jelly Jam
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#2 | [q]2019-04-23 22:18
Send em to gulag
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#3 | [q]2019-04-24 12:30
The successful intern must accept accountability for their shortcomings within their time with us. This internship will, in part, be a reflective process, where we can help bring the best out of eachother. Hopefully this will provide the necessary conditions for our intern to grow, and spread their proverbial wings, or so to speak.

I hope that helps answer your questions, but if not, our internship coordinator, Hyperion will endeavour to provide you with further clarity within 24 hours of when you posted your query.

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Loon
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#4 | [q]2019-04-24 18:58
nah
takes too long
tempting though
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#5 | [q]2019-04-28 03:42
Here is my proposal rag:

- 1.2 mill euros per ladder
- 50% must be paid 24 hours in advance, the other 50% must be paid up to 60 minutes after the ladder is complete
- cash only, all cash will be inspected to ensure that it is not counterfeit
- this is a nonexclusive agreement with the clan (Cx), the player (KRSplat) reserves the right to play ladders for any other clans at any time before and after the term of this contract

Take it or leave it

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x_______, Ladder player intern
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#6 | [q]2019-04-28 15:50
Thank you for your initiative, KRSplat, this is exactly what we like to see in our potential interns.

I have forwarded your proposal towards our internship coordinator and finance department for discussion.

Sincerely yours,

Ragnarok
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Jelly Jam
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#7 | [q]2019-04-28 18:25
Looks like Splat's gonna become the most expensive player ever, with CX paying the record transfer.
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#8 | [q]2019-04-28 20:05
I Guess that beats Slayer's offer to me that he would sponsor team t-shirt for me.
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#9 | [q]2019-05-01 20:25
Hi Jelly,

Thank you for your query; what a time to be alive that we can freely communicate across the globe, within the space of a few seconds?

My advisor, Jety, has advised that such a trade would be of equal value, as I can infer from her comments during matches of one of the aforementioned players.

However, I would need to review a CV of said potential intern before even sending this onto my internship department for further discussion.

Sincerely yours,

Ragnarok
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P.S. NEVER, Hordy is my heart and soul emo
Jelly Jam
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#10 | [q]2019-05-01 22:51
Lol my browser lagged and I accidentally deleted my message.

Well nvm
The deal is off anyway.
emo
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#11 | [q]2019-05-05 03:55
Hey boss, the fax machine is broken and today is the last day of my internship, can I just send those ladder screenshots by email, or should I try fixing the fax machine? I think that JJnet is using it to mine cryptocurrencies. Sorry about that, I downloaded some t3 training videos from the spy camera and faxed them to CDF. They must have caught on and hacked the algorithm. Right now the fax machine is producing roughly 850 laddercoins every hour, but I think I can fix it, I just need your fax machine credentials. Anyway, I'm going back to school tomorrow and still have summer reading to do, so let me know.
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#12 | [q]2019-05-05 06:25
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play jass jakrabbit two and i want to become the goodest player like you cx. I play with 400 ping on brazil. i will send you email aboud my duul with jety. pleaze acept me.


"It is amazing what can be accomplished when nobody cares about who gets the credit.” ~Robert Yates
Krzysiek
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#13 | [q]2019-05-05 14:38
aint you too old to steal memes, Laro?
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#14 | [q]2019-05-06 01:03
it did make me chuckle tho emo

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#15 | [q]2019-05-09 11:03
bobs and vagene
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Jelly Jam
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#16 | [q]2019-05-09 12:02
whichever will it be
Ragnarok
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#17 | [q]2019-05-10 23:05
Thank you for your query once again,

We prefer our interns to be well rounded individuals, so yes both would be an advantage (but not a necessity) for your application.

Sincerely yours,

Ragnarok
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ThunDer
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#18 | [q]2019-05-11 12:46
Keep up the good work. emo
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#19 | [q]2019-06-10 10:53
Quote:
Highest duel result against Jety and map


Why not just hire Jety emo emo?


I will lead mankind into a new world.
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#20 | [q]2019-06-10 14:02
Borgia wrote:
Quote:
Highest duel result against Jety and map


Why not just hire Jety emo emo?


Good afternoon to you Borgia, what a fantastic question;

Unfortunately, the answer is quite complex and requires a bit of background, which will be provided in segments.

Our simplest answer however, is that Jety cannot defeat, or even hit Jety in a duel, let alone a team game, and this is a cause for concern. We, as an enterprise do not encourage prospective interns to engage in negative thoughts or to beat themselves up or so to speak. Hence, Jety proves to be a non-fit for the aforementioned criteria you posted above.

Furthermore, we require CVs in order to assess whether this prospective intern has what it takes! Being an intern is a lot of responsibility, and tripping up at the first hurdle of submitting a CV is rather problematic (but not the end of the world)

I hope this helps provide some clarity!

Sincerely yours,
Ragnarok
CEO Codex.LTD
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Loon
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#21 | [q]2019-06-12 22:48
lunch included btw?
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#22 | [q]2019-06-13 21:39
Codex.LTD offer a large number of benefits for their staff, but we are a strong proponent of encouraging a healthy work-life balance.

Unfortunately, this means we do not provide free lunches, as we want people to get out and enjoy the real world that surrounds our business enterprise.

Sincerely yours,
Ragnarok
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ThunDer
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#23 | [q]2019-06-14 00:29
m8 we already got we wanted no need to push this further emo
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#24 | [q]2019-06-14 09:12
Quote:
Our simplest answer however, is that Jety cannot defeat, or even hit Jety in a duel, let alone a team game, and this is a cause for concern. We, as an enterprise do not encourage prospective interns to engage in negative thoughts or to beat themselves up or so to speak. Hence, Jety proves to be a non-fit for the aforementioned criteria you posted above.


Thou maks't a valid point. Though what I meant to say is: why not hire Jety to be your new clanmember instead of any intern emo? She has the strength of a thousand rabbits emo, arcane knowledge of battles past and future emo, a vast understanding of every map and its secrets emo. One Jety and your road to victory will stretch out before you unobstructed, paved only with the bodies of her opponents emo.

She might take a (massive) toll on your clan's sumptuous budget, but it will be worth the investment. And you can save yourself valuable training time! Think about it, the opportunities.


I will lead mankind into a new world.