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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#1276 | [q]2014-02-15 15:08
[15:05:37] [CDF]HyDr0N: i finished eating my rabbi
[15:05:38] [CDF]HyDr0N: i finished eating my rabbit*
[15:05:41] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: gj
[15:05:42] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: xd
[15:05:42] Borgia: Rabbi?
[15:05:42] Hope: cruel
[15:05:42] [CDF]HyDr0N: XD
[15:05:44] Borgia: You racist bastard
[15:05:48] Hope: emo


I will lead mankind into a new world.
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#1277 | [q]2014-02-16 14:31
[14:29:14] mohamad: gry
[14:29:16] Console: NightMare2 is no longer SPECTATING
[14:29:30] mohamad: how can i get cc
[14:29:31] *** -t3 Cap`n Guck is READY!
[14:29:35] MS -CDF-: xD
[14:29:40] MS -CDF-: gotta catch them all
[14:29:43] AmanoCx: xd
[14:29:51] -t3 Cap`n Guck: go S
[14:29:59] MS -CDF-: go to cerulian city
[14:30:03] MS -CDF-: then search in the grass above
[14:30:12] Console: NightMare is no longer SPECTATING
[14:30:13] mohamad: ah
[14:30:18] MS -CDF-: lol
[14:30:19] AmanoCx: XD
[14:30:28] AmanoCx: it makes sense indeed
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#1278 | [q]2014-02-16 14:34
[14:33:53] mohamad: how can i get cc
[14:33:56] Borgia: You have to put on a pink string first
[14:33:59] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: map? xd
[14:34:00] Borgia: and walk down the street
[14:34:09] mohamad: how
[14:34:14] MS -CDF-: borgia check funniest moments
[14:34:14] Borgia: while singing Bohemian Rapsody
[14:34:20] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: ahahah
[14:34:23] Borgia: in German
[14:34:25] *** AmanoCx komt in het spel
[14:34:27] mohamad: ok
Loon
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#1279 | [q]2014-02-16 22:50
[22:47:29] Naruto-CDF-: /c olccallurbase
[22:47:29] >> Level cannot be found on Level List
[22:47:32] +LooñCC.: NO
[22:47:32] +LooñCC.: NO
[22:47:33] Naruto-CDF-: /c olcallurbase
[22:47:33] *** Game ends in a TIE
[22:47:33] +LooñCC.: NO
[22:47:33] .: /kick 4 Spam
[22:47:34] >> Error: Commands cannot be used while level is cycling
[22:47:37] +LooñCC.: NICE


[[Sunday, February 16, 2014 at 22:47:38]]
**Current level: "All Your Base CTF" - olcallurbase.j2l
**Game Mode: CTF
**Custom Mode: OFF
[22:47:38] >> Next level set to xlmici (002)
[22:47:38] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: HAHAHA
[22:47:39] +LooñCC.: HAHAHA
[22:47:39] Naruto-CDF-: hahahaha bot
[22:47:40] +LooñCC.: XDDD
[22:47:43] *** -t3 Cap`n Guck is READY!
[22:47:44] Naruto-CDF-: hahahahahahaha
[22:47:46] Naruto-CDF-: the bot
[22:47:48] Naruto-CDF-: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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#1280 | [q]2014-02-17 02:15
Repost:

[11:49:39] HorGpW: je isnt map for duels imo
[11:49:47] Cpt. AhMaD: lol she is
King
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#1281 | [q]2014-02-18 03:03
[03:01:33] Kent: shit ive finished taht bear already
[03:01:37] Kent: the only thing i have are cigarettes
[03:01:39] Kent: meh
[03:01:41] Kent: sec
[03:01:44] KingCx: lol what
[03:01:56] Kent: lol
[03:01:56] Kent: beer
[03:01:58] Kent: no bear
[03:02:01] Kent: i drink no bears
[03:02:02] KingCx: hahahaha


Player: Air!
Air: ?
-Riko-
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#1282 | [q]2014-02-19 23:29

"I'm a bitch and getting fucked 6 times''
KRSplatinum
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#1283 | [q]2014-02-23 06:43
[00:41:32] oc9/_\Splat: OIC [00:41:11] sÀlÄmÃnDèR DM: DMV NYT UOI DMS HBO
[00:42:15] sÀlÄmÃnDèR DM: OIC DMV NYT UOI DMS HBO oc9
[00:42:51] oc9/_\Splat: kkk ale que doe?

[05:19:51] oc9/_\Splat: If sur.area.(circle) = 1, Then [05:19:58] -t3>BlckRosZ: oo
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#1284 | [q]2014-03-01 00:11
[00:08:32] * CS-CDF- hates king!!
[00:08:36] kii cx: why
[00:08:40] KingCx: no crying allowed plz
[00:08:43] CS-CDF-: cuz he loves mohamed
[00:08:45] CS-CDF-: ;c
[00:08:48] BananoCx: i got used to playin by jazz
[00:08:52] KingCx: emo
[00:09:02] CS-CDF-: why do u love him
[00:09:04] CS-CDF-: he isn't even cool
[00:09:05] CS-CDF-: lol
Kyro
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#1285 | [q]2014-03-01 21:00
[21:59:42] CS-CDF-: why u think that i am a gay ??
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#1286 | [q]2014-03-02 12:24
The Gay Clan
[19:09:16] ANAS[: EEEEEE
[19:09:22] ANAS[: WHAT NAME CLAN
[19:09:30] yassin: anas you laire
[19:09:31] <<z>>: make your own clan
[19:09:43] ANAS[: what name
[19:09:54] <<z>>: green apple
[19:10:00] ANAS[: ga
[19:10:03] <<z>>: no
[19:10:07] <<z>>: green apple yes
[19:10:09] <<z>>: [GAY]
[19:10:12] yassin: anas
[19:10:16] ANAS[: gay
[19:10:23] yassin: anas
[19:10:24] ANAS[: ANAS-gay-
[19:10:26] <<z>>: ok
[19:10:31] ANAS[: ?
[19:10:31] <<z>>: good name
[19:10:35] ANAS[: ?
[19:10:49] *** SOMEONE joined the game
[19:10:52] ANAS[: ty
[19:10:57] ANAS[: thx
[19:10:58] <<z>>: anas
[19:11:00] ANAS[: tanks
[19:11:03] ANAS[: ?
[19:11:13] *** SOMEONE left the game
[19:11:13] <<z>>: make a clan named "Green Apple Yes"
[SOMETIME] SOMEONE: blah blah blah
[19:11:18] <<z>>: [Gay]
[19:11:19] ANAS[: ok
[SOMETIME] SOMEONE: blah blah blah
[19:11:34] *** ANAS-Gay- joined the game
[19:11:37] ANAS[: hi
[19:11:40] ANAS-Gay-: hio
[19:11:41] ANAS-Gay-: hi
[SOMETIME] SOMEONE: blah blah blah
[19:11:44] <<z>>: now go to camel duels
[19:11:44] ANAS[: bay
[19:11:48] ANAS-Gay-: bay
[19:11:50] *** ANAS[ left the game
[19:11:52] ANAS-Gay-: ?
[19:11:52] <<z>>: so everyone can see your awesome clan
KRSplatinum
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#1287 | [q]2014-03-02 17:17
[11:16:56] 0<9/ 1_\Splat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhvA86fCUAA2Fni.png:large
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#1288 | [q]2014-03-05 20:19
[18:50:59] Borgia: next?
[18:51:02] BuiltForTheKil: yes
[18:51:12] Borgia: Does anyone agree?
[18:51:19] Borgia: everyone*
[18:51:26] Hope: i do
[18:51:42] Borgia: I now pronounce us, test and players
[18:51:51] Borgia: you may play the game
[18:52:02] Hope: i knew you'd say something like this
[18:52:06] BuiltForTheKil: finish the ceremony
[18:52:07] Borgia: Mindreader
[18:52:10] Borgia: Aye, captain
[18:52:12] *** Borgia made the score
[18:52:12] *** Het blauwe team heeft gescoord
[18:52:12] *** NinjaRabbit heeft de vlag
[18:52:16] Hope: we're similar, remember?
[18:52:19] Borgia: It's up to ninja.
[18:52:26] SuperPeter2: yep
[18:52:28] Borgia: HE STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN
[18:52:30] BuiltForTheKil: ...
[18:52:32] Hope: emo
[18:52:32] BuiltForTheKil: I see
[18:52:35] SuperPeter2: noo'
[18:52:44] * Borgia is not to blame for this atrocity.
[18:52:47] Hope: and he's making stupid mistakes


Well, its realy a flying something
KRSplatinum
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#1289 | [q]2014-03-29 20:46
[14:42:25] Console: 1...
[14:42:26] Console: Game has been STARTED
[14:42:27] *** 1440 minutes left...
[14:42:29] 0<9/1_\Spalt: political journalism
[14:42:36] *** AnalnoCx captured the flag
[14:42:46] *** KinkCx captured the flag
[14:42:47] *** AhMoCx roasted KeanuReevesCx
[14:42:54] *** KeanuReevesCx roasted AhMoCx
[14:43:00] *** AnalnoCx roasted KeanuReeve
Ahmo
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#1290 | [q]2014-04-11 14:56
[15:00:14] M0hamadCC: i am playing with noobs
cooba
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#1291 | [q]2014-04-11 20:37
[20:39:58] ManeGunner6: PJ tea's ready
[20:40:01] PurpleJazzCC: ok
[20:40:07] Console: PurpleJazzCC is now SPECTATING


Jazz 2 Online
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#1292 | [q]2014-04-14 18:54
[18:59:34] *** CS-CDF- joined the game
[18:59:36] CS-CDF-: stfu
[18:59:39] CS-CDF-: or i will mute u all
[18:59:41] CS-CDF-: ALL!


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1293 | [q]2014-04-15 00:25
[04:12:17] Blacky[si]: the pinky
[04:12:18] Blacky[si]: the pinky
[04:12:20] Blacky[si]: and the brain
[04:12:21] Blacky[si]: brain
[04:12:22] Blacky[si]: brain
[04:12:23] *** Blacky[si] was kicked for SPAMMING

[04:12:44] *** Blacky[si] joined the game
[04:12:46] Blacky[si]: ....
[04:12:47] Blacky[si]: brain ;(


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#1294 | [q]2014-04-23 15:39
[14:40:27] [KingCx]: NO WAIT!
[14:40:28] VEN BAILALO: can anyone see it
[14:40:29] [Kent]: THISMUSIC FINISH 6 MINUTES
[14:40:31] KrzysieCx: wher
[14:40:33] VEN BAILALO: XD
[14:40:34] VEN BAILALO: here
[14:40:36] [KingCx]: i finish in less
[14:40:39] KrzysieCx: lal
[14:40:40] [KingCx]: :>
Vegito
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#1295 | [q]2014-04-26 00:21
[00:25:52] MohamadCC: what is your it veg?
KRSplatinum
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#1296 | [q]2014-05-24 21:58
[15:03:09] KabraxisCx: 5od isn't funny rly...
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#1297 | [q]2014-05-28 18:41
[18:41:46] MigoCC: cc can we train?
[18:41:48] *** KingCx captured the flag
[18:41:51] *** FireRabbitCC captured the flag
[18:41:53] Rose[CDF]: who is related
[18:42:04] Pre>Herobrine: houp i borgija
[18:42:06] *** KingCx roasted FireRabbitCC
[18:42:06] *** FireRabbitCC lost the Red Flag
[18:42:08] *** KabraxisCx captured the flag
[18:42:09] Borgia: SOUP
[18:42:12] Borgia: Hope and Me
[18:42:12] MigoCC: cc lets make a train after?
[18:42:15] *** FireRabbitCC roasted KingCx
[18:42:15] *** KingCx lost the Blue Flag
[18:42:16] *** Rose[CDF] captured the flag
[18:42:19] Borgia: Lol, make a train?
[18:42:23] Pre>Herobrine: haha
[18:42:25] Borgia: Do you have a railroad to test it?
[18:42:27] Pre>Herobrine: put that on jjnet
[18:42:31] Borgia: I will




I will lead mankind into a new world.
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#1298 | [q]2014-05-28 20:52
[20:53:59] KabraxisCx: l3dder?
[20:54:04] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: u and
[20:54:10] KabraxisCx: rew!
[20:54:12] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: lel
[20:54:13] *** artegor cdf joined the game
[20:54:16] Borgia: hoi
[20:54:16] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: inactive
[20:54:16] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: xd
[20:54:17] KabraxisCx: j/k Xd
[20:54:18] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: yo
[20:54:18] artegor cdf: Hi
[20:54:20] artegor cdf: yo
[20:54:24] KabraxisCx: CAO
[20:54:26] artegor cdf: cao
[20:54:32] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: TD WANTS TO LADDER
[20:54:33] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: emo
[20:54:35] Borgia: Collectieve ArbeidsOvereenkomst
[20:54:36] KabraxisCx: nah
[20:54:38] KabraxisCx: liar Xd
[20:54:41] artegor cdf: td pussy
[20:54:41] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: u said it
[20:54:44] artegor cdf: I know
[20:54:45] KabraxisCx: nop
[20:54:47] KabraxisCx: ;d
[20:54:48] Borgia: I want to duel
[20:54:52] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: [20:53:58] KabraxisCx: l3dder?
[20:54:53] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: :>
[20:55:00] KabraxisCx: that was yesterday
[20:55:01] KabraxisCx: lol
[20:55:03] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: LOL
[20:55:03] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: XD
[20:55:05] Borgia: haha
[20:55:05] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: hahaha
[20:55:06] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: rofl
[20:55:10] artegor cdf: olol
[20:55:12] KabraxisCx: ;d
[20:55:13] Borgia: Nice try, TD


I will lead mankind into a new world.
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#1299 | [q]2014-06-02 22:52
[22:23:46] CS-CDF-: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:23:47] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: XD
[22:23:47] KabraxisCx: XDD
[22:23:47] CS-CDF-: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:23:53] CS-CDF-: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:23:54] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: ROFL
[22:23:55] CS-CDF-: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:00] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: LMAO
[22:24:02] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: WTF XD
[22:24:04] CS-CDF-: EI!
[22:24:05] KabraxisCx: metnak el shwar3 Xd
[22:24:08] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: XDD
[22:24:09] CS-CDF-: KILL ALL THE EIS!
[22:24:16] ArI: the spammer spams 'wat is adminpasz' but in spanish...
[22:24:17] Rø$iéCDF: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:19] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: THERES NO EI IN THIS SERVER
[22:24:20] *** KyroCC left the game
[22:24:20] CS-CDF-: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:24] ArI: Lol
[22:24:28] -t3>BlckRosZ: wtf
[22:24:31] CS-CDF-: EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:33] ArI: ||EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:38] *** FireRabbitCC is READY!
[22:24:38] CS-CDF-: |||EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:40] ArI: all the EIs are bloody now
[22:24:41] KabraxisCx: spaaAAAAsaaaam
[22:24:42] BlAcKeYe[CDF]: nwebrwnewbciawrawfnwaebib??????¿¿¿¿
[22:24:44] ArI: they are dead
[22:24:46] CS-CDF-: |||EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:24:49] -t3>BlckRosZ: poor BE
[22:24:50] KabraxisCx: say it
[22:24:52] KabraxisCx: be!
[22:24:54] -t3>BlckRosZ: mute them all
[22:24:55] -t3>BlckRosZ: ;D
[22:24:57] ArI: yeah
[22:24:58] ArI: emo
[22:24:59] Rø$iéCDF: |Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei|Ei
[22:24:59] CS-CDF-: yeah
[22:25:02] CS-CDF-: do it EI
[22:25:02] KabraxisCx: before u do it
[22:25:03] KabraxisCx: say it
[22:25:06] KabraxisCx: to cs
[22:25:07] KabraxisCx: :>
[22:25:08] CS-CDF-: |||EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:25:09] Rø$iéCDF: say what
[22:25:09] ArI: :>
[22:25:10] CS-CDF-: |||EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI
[22:25:10] *** BlAcKeYe[CDF] left the game
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#1300 | [q]2014-07-03 18:56
[18:58:47] ArI: wanna see my pics in undies?


Puke Nukem
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