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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#1326 | [q]2015-03-20 16:42
[16:37:53] Hammel! ÇC: /maxplayers 4
[16:37:53] Console: Max Players has been set to 4
[16:37:54] >> Attempting to relist server...
[16:37:54] >> Server has been RELISTED
[16:37:59] Hammel! ÇC: /maxplayers 15
[16:37:59] Console: Max Players has been set to 15
[16:37:59] >> Attempting to relist server...
[16:37:59] >> Server has been RELISTED
[16:38:03] *** -fB>CS joined the game
[16:38:04] BlackeyeCC: dat helpt ook niet echt ;p
[16:38:09] Hammel! ÇC: klopt maja boeie
[16:38:12] -fB>CS: WHO MADE MAXPLAYERS 4
[16:38:13] -fB>CS: NOOBS
[16:38:18] Hammel! ÇC: i didnt
[16:38:21] -fB>CS: BE OFC
[16:38:21] BlackeyeCC: camel did
[16:38:21] Hammel! ÇC: camel did
[16:38:24] BlackeyeCC: xDD
[16:38:24] Hammel! ÇC: LOL
[16:38:26] Hammel! ÇC: xd
[16:38:26] -fB>CS: he didn't
[16:38:28] -fB>CS: BE DID
[16:38:31] -fB>CS: U FKING EI
[16:38:34] BlackeyeCC: i didnt
[16:38:37] BlackeyeCC: l.-.
[16:38:37] -fB>CS: U DID
[16:38:40] BlackeyeCC: didnt
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#1327 | [q]2015-04-07 21:21
[21:12:14] DannyZ[CDF]: how about a game for fun?
[21:12:15] o0o: lol
[21:12:16] -t3>KeV: why


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#1328 | [q]2015-04-25 12:27
[12:25:08] JetBANANA: in battle players plays with 5 health
[12:25:13] JetBANANA: to 10 score
[12:25:29] JetBANANA: it is not "noob gamemode" as ctf
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#1329 | [q]2015-04-25 13:39
No wonder nobody plays battle with her. We're all too noob for it ;c


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#1330 | [q]2015-04-28 19:20
[19:24:12] Console: .:: www.PukeNukem.com ::.
[19:24:15] [0]ur freend: heye
[19:24:28] [0]ur freend: hey frends
[19:24:32] [5]McAvoy: Hi
[19:24:47] [1]ur freend: this is a nice game
[19:24:50] [1]ur freend: and the best thing is
[19:24:53] [6]McAvoy: indeed
[19:24:54] [1]ur freend: it is made by google
[19:26:03] [1]ur freend: am i right?
[19:26:08] [10]McAvoy: no
[19:26:12] [1]ur freend: yes
[19:26:29] [1]ur freend: why not ??//
[19:26:36] [10]McAvoy: made by Epic games
[19:26:41] [1]ur freend: no is not
[19:26:45] [1]ur freend: it is made by google

(Next level)

[19:27:00] *** Pregame has STARTED
[19:27:00] *** 10 minutes left...
[19:27:12] [0]ur freend: i know this game before u
[19:27:14] [2]Lost: !rank jojus
[19:27:14] »»: |jojus's score is ||00:08:21:46 - |||||No: 95/108
[19:27:16] [0]ur freend: so i know who made it
[19:27:20] [0]ur freend: it was made in 1989
[19:27:26] [2]Lost: lol
[19:27:28] [2]McAvoy: 1998
[19:27:29] [2]Lost: its not true
[19:27:31] [2]Lost: yes
[19:27:33] [0]ur freend: it is true
[19:27:35] [0]ur freend: nubz
[19:27:45] [3]Lost: you are stupid, my friend
[19:27:52] [0]ur freend: no am not
[19:28:09] [2]McAvoy: look at the HeLP file included in your game
[19:28:10] [5]Lost: if you weren't I wouldnt call you a friend
[19:28:18] [0]ur freend: don't talk to me you filthy test players
[19:28:22] [0]ur freend: 1v1 me nubs
[19:28:35] [0]ur freend: or go kill you're selfe
[19:28:36] [0]ur freend: ie
[19:28:38] [4]McAvoy: you are on Zero
[19:28:42] [0]ur freend: internet explorer
[19:28:43] [0]ur freend: no
[19:28:44] [7]Lost: you are too laggy for dueling
[19:28:44] *** Zoro joined the game
[19:28:53] [0]ur freend: don talke to mee
[19:28:59] [0]ur freend: fagetszszszs
[19:29:11] [0]ur freend: my inglish is not bad btw
[19:29:20] [7]McAvoy: inglish XF
[19:29:26] [12]Lost: wtf
[19:29:37] [12]Lost: where do you come from my friend
[19:29:44] [0]ur freend: there
[19:29:49] [0]Naps: freend*
[19:30:47] »»: |§0Test completed: |||Lost Time: 00:03:44:63 - ||No: 44/109
[19:30:47] »»: |Woo00000oot! & ||New personal record
[19:31:05] [0]ur freend: jj2 IS made by google
[19:31:38] [5]Zoro: Lost, does wallclimbing work for you?
[19:31:38] [0]ur freend: yes filthy test players, you should never talk
[19:31:43] [0]ur freend: to some pro liek me
[19:31:59] *** 5 minutes left...
[19:32:26] [5]Zoro: !wc on
[19:32:35] [5]Zoro: Damn, it just simply doesn't work
[19:32:53] Console: Lost got roasted...
[19:32:57] [0]ur freend: /quirks on
[19:33:15] [0]ur freend: if u need moar help nubz, just askss me
[19:33:28] [13]McAvoy: asks XD
[19:33:31] [0]ur freend: assks
[19:33:33] [0]ur freend: *
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#1331 | [q]2015-04-30 14:56
[23:30:14] Toni CC: SE, why do you use that nick?
[23:30:16] Toni CC: is there a reason?
[23:30:19] ': I don't have to compensate with the length of my nick
[23:30:27] TreyLina: i misread that as dick

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#1332 | [q]2015-04-30 15:47
Haha, yeah i Found that somewhere and was planning to Post it as well.
Guess i was too Late xD


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#1333 | [q]2015-04-30 16:08
I think it was posted before.


Puke Nukem
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#1334 | [q]2015-05-01 17:30
ShakerNL wrote:
I think it was posted before.


I couldn't find it anywhere
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#1335 | [q]2015-05-01 20:55
I think that SE made his name to ' when I asked him why is his robbit missing an apostrophe. emo
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#1336 | [q]2015-05-09 13:47
[13:41:28] Paul[NC]: jetbanana i love you
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#1337 | [q]2015-05-17 22:20
Messing around with plusless noobs on public battle servers. They either don't speak at all, or never shut up parroting themselves. Man it would be nice to have some vanilla friendly hotel server. Sorry if you don't like the salt. Also there was a lot of "KILL TREYLINA" and " TREYLINA STOP KILL ME PLS" but I picked out the best moments.

[19:51:00] VLAD8: TREYLINA
[19:51:09] VLAD8: LETS TALK
[19:51:11] TreyLina: no
[19:51:14] TreyLina: i want to play
[19:52:31] you roasted VLAD8
[19:52:34] VLAD8: HELP
[19:52:39] VLAD8: FUCK YOU
[19:53:45] VLAD8: YOUR MOTHER IS BITCH
[19:54:18] VLAD8: NO YOU I TALK THIS WITH TREYLINA
[19:55:09] VLAD8: TREYLINA MUST HAVE A FRIEND
[19:55:14] you roasted BOB
[19:55:22] BOB: fuck you
[19:55:26] TreyLina: thanks
[19:55:32] TreyLina: do it more plz
[19:55:37] TreyLina: fuck me
[19:55:40] BOB: ya
[19:55:42] you roasted VLAD8
[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:03] TreyLina: put the itch in bitch
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS
[19:56:27] TreyLina: no
[19:56:32] TreyLina: you dont ask to become friends
[19:56:40] TreyLina: thats not how they work
[19:56:43] VLAD8: YOU SUCK A PUSSY
[19:56:59] TreyLina: man, so mature
[19:57:52] VLAD8: YOU PUSSY
[19:58:15] TreyLina: u mean how to play jj2
[20:09:51] BOB: FUCK YOU
[20:09:52] TreyLina: Play or leave
[20:09:57] VLAD8: WHO
[20:10:00] TreyLina: you
[20:10:08] BOB: NO YOU
[20:10:08] VLAD8: YES
[20:10:12] TreyLina: I am playing
[20:10:16] TreyLina: so jokes on you
[20:12:27] VLAD8: I HELP YOU BUT DONT KILL ME
[20:12:38] TreyLina: there is no teams so you can't help
[20:16:25] you roasted VLAD8
[20:16:29] VLAD8: FUCK YOU
[20:16:35] TreyLina: harder
[20:17:14] TreyLina: Im powered by your salt

I found it really ironic how I was called a pussy when he kept asking me to stop killing me...on a battle server. Also it's amusing how he asks to be friends right after he swears at me. I should tell strangers to go to hell and then ask for chocolate, that will earn me friends right away - VLAD8 style!


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#1338 | [q]2015-05-17 23:15
So why don't you want to be friends?


I'm a jj.net/forum moderator - feel free to contact me if you have issues with the site or the forum.
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#1339 | [q]2015-05-18 00:05
Too many reasons:

1. Everyone is an acquaintance until proven otherwise. I don't make friends with strangers, as they could turn out to be an ass, or a waste of time.
2. I don't care about people who want to chat about random things all the time.
3. His English is pretty broken, so I don't expect him to talk about many interesting topics.
4. Listening to capslock constantly gets painful after a while.
5. I go on battle to play, not to yapper (unless I'm spectating, but spectating is disabled in that server, thus not a chatroom to me)

In a nutshell: Friendship is a process, not a switch. You become friends when you feel it, not from "CAN I BE UR FRIEND?". You feel it when you have something to relate, comfort, or offer to.

Getting annoyed if someone gets killed in battle/ctf when they treat it like a chatroom reeks of being a total tool. You either don't give a crap that players are killing you because you aren't playing, or you play. In the end, it's just a game so insulting over it is a waste of energy, and certainly anything but friend material.


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#1340 | [q]2015-05-18 01:31
What if there's an explanation for the caps lock?

http://www.themost10.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Caps-Lock.jpg?24d6d9
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#1341 | [q]2015-05-18 13:13
[19:55:32] TreyLina: do it more plz
[19:55:37] TreyLina: fuck me
[19:56:03] TreyLina: put the itch in bitch

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#1342 | [q]2015-05-18 13:22
Well,he doesn't have plus,so he needs his capslock activated in order to run and chase people
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#1343 | [q]2015-05-18 19:35
A real JJ2 player uses shift.
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#1344 | [q]2015-05-19 02:51
I must be a fake JJ2 player then.

There is literally no reason to walk in MP, though.

I still use capslock instead of always run. It's just more convenient (plus I keep forgetting the run command and use fullscreen half of the time anyway).


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#1345 | [q]2015-05-24 14:00
Why use run command? Then you have to type "/run off" again in case you wanna walk. Best thing to do:

1. Play with CAPS ON. While chatting, simply turn it off.

2. Hold run button.


I repeatedly turn CAPS OFF/ ON for running and walking. Sometimes I use run button since I keep holding the run button [W/L Shift] even if CAPS ON anyway.
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#1346 | [q]2015-07-26 12:10
[12:06:21] Console: Current Custom Mode: OFF
[12:06:21] [CDF]Naps: are slut men
[12:06:25] [PM]Dawid PL: anubis hi
[12:06:27] AnubisCC: hi
[12:06:27] [CDF]Naps: even woman
[12:06:29] FB> SAMI: I said, slut men play lori
[12:06:35] FB> SAMI: not who play lori are slut men
[12:06:37] FB> SAMI: u got me?
[12:06:50] [CDF]Naps: only slut men plays lori
[12:06:58] [CDF]Naps: ONLY
[12:07:00] FB> SAMI: because smoke said, only true men
[12:07:08] FB> SAMI: yeah, shoudl be only
[12:07:12] FB> SAMI: it should be most*
[12:07:14] [CDF]Naps: Nope!
[12:07:15] Smoke[JF]: dat conversation
[12:07:16] Smoke[JF]: lol
[12:07:19] [CDF]Naps: there are also woman who play lori
[12:07:23] [CDF]Naps: so its not only Males
[12:07:33] [CDF]Naps: u got me?
[12:07:35] FB> SAMI: I said, only slut males play lori except womens
[12:07:39] [CDF]Naps: ONLY SLUT MEN
[12:07:43] [CDF]Naps: Only
[12:07:44] FB> SAMI: why u take it i complicated way?
[12:07:55] [CDF]Naps: because you are always talking bullshit
[12:07:56] FB> SAMI: I wasnt referring about womens
[12:07:57] [CDF]Naps: :/
[12:08:09] FB> SAMI: just mute me if u are so butthurt
[12:08:11] [CDF]Naps: r?
[12:08:13] [PM]Dawid PL: Anubis you have login?
[12:08:20] [CDF]Naps: he should have
[12:08:23] >> Attempting to login...
[12:08:23] Console: >> AnubisCC has logged in (Anubis)
[12:08:23] AnubisCC: yes
[12:08:28] FB> SAMI: U take everything seriously dude
[12:08:32] [PM]Dawid PL: administartor red group
[12:08:41] [CDF]Naps: oh rly?didn't you take seriously when i was playing
[12:08:46] [CDF]Naps: as a jazz in streetfight
[12:08:50] FB> SAMI: Yes
[12:08:50] [CDF]Naps: calling me a bitch just because i camped?emo
[12:08:52] [CDF]Naps: then
[12:08:53] [CDF]Naps: stfu
[12:08:59] FB> SAMI: indeed
[12:09:06] [CDF]Naps: r?
[12:09:09] FB> SAMI: Btw, i wasnt talking to u, i was talking with smoke
[12:09:16] [CDF]Naps: so?
[12:09:23] [CDF]Naps: emo
[12:09:27] FB> SAMI: u got in the conversation by urself
[12:09:31] FB> SAMI: why bother?
[12:09:34] [CDF]Naps: this is a community
[12:09:46] [CDF]Naps: :/
[12:09:46] [PM]Dawid PL: start?
[12:09:56] [CDF]Naps: k
[12:09:58] [CDF]Naps: /cstart
[12:09:58] Game Starts in 5...
[12:09:59] 4...
[12:10:00] 3...
[12:10:01] 2...
[12:10:02] 1...
[12:10:03] Game has been STARTED
[12:10:03] 10 minutes left...
[12:10:06] AnubisCC: this conversation is going on jj.net emo
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#1347 | [q]2015-07-26 12:41
Hahah
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#1348 | [q]2015-07-26 22:07
Don't you just hate it when you invite some male sluts over but then they go on your computer to play as Lori in split screen and they join a public server and suck at JJ2 so badly that you are turned off and want to kick them off from your house but they reveal they're underage and threaten to press charges and you end up having to watch them get owned on The Server by JetBANANA for hours.

Happens. Every. Time.


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#1349 | [q]2015-08-01 18:37
[18:34:00] [CDF]Naps: like "shut up motherfucker"
[18:34:05] ANAS-CDF: ?
[18:34:13] Mohamed: naps?
[18:34:13] [CDF]Naps: nothing
[18:34:15] [CDF]Naps: ?
[18:34:25] ANAS-CDF: my mother?
[18:34:26] Mohamed: pls dont tell to anyone abad words
[18:34:33] [[CDF]Naps]: lol
[18:34:35] ANAS-CDF: emo
[18:34:38] ANAS-CDF: emo
[18:34:45] [MS CC]: xDD
[18:34:51] ANAS-CDF: let he tell
[18:34:53] ANAS-CDF: :c
[18:34:56] [[CDF]Naps]: pretty much i don't want him in this clan.
[18:35:33] ANAS-CDF: naps
[18:35:35] [CDF]Naps: ?
[18:35:36] [MS CC]: fair enough
[18:35:44] ANAS-CDF: what you mean with ''mother fucker''
[18:35:54] [CDF]Naps: i wasn't talking to you or mohamed
[18:36:03] [CDF]Naps: i just forgot to press shift
[18:36:04] MS CC: he means when someone puts their camel in your mothers
[18:36:06] MS CC: oasis
[18:36:09] [CDF]Naps: lol
[18:36:14] ANAS-CDF: Ah
[18:36:17] Mohamed: sorry naps
[18:36:17] MS CC: xDDDD
[18:36:19] [CDF]Naps: xD
[18:36:20] [[CDF]Naps]: LOL
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#1350 | [q]2015-08-06 01:59
Quoteemo13:20:33] NLooñ: ey cheater
[13:20:36] NLooñ: dont cheat punk
[13:20:36] SpazTron64: no
[13:20:38] SpazTron64: no
[13:20:42] NLooñ: cuz cheats give u punks
[13:20:45] SpazTron64: its just 32% rapid fire
[13:20:45] SpazTron64: its just 32% rapid fire
[13:20:48] NLooñ: how do u know im talking to u?
[13:20:53] SpazTron64: idk
[13:20:59] NLooñ: now u admit u cheatin bro"End quote

God i was a moron back then.
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