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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#1 | [q]2011-07-20 15:58
[01:06:44] TadeбљЗЗ: Zoro you killed me!
[01:06:45] TadeбљЗЗ: i hate you
[01:06:47] TadeбљЗЗ: nub
[01:06:50] Zoro-CDF-: ;D me too
[01:06:51] Zoro-CDF-: thx


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#2 | [q]2011-07-20 17:06
[15:04:01] murát[ßá]: suck my dick which I dont have
lol
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#3 | [q]2011-07-20 20:17
Just wait 'til the Polish people find this thread. They all have 8 MB text files of quotes.
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#4 | [q]2011-07-20 21:16
I totally agree with Grytolle emo

[19:33:04] *** Hope joined the game
[19:33:04] JâsmiñêCDF: lol
[19:33:07] Artem: XDD
[19:33:09] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: xD
[19:33:16] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: hi hope
[19:33:28] ShakerNF: yay hope is back
[19:33:31] ShakerNF: WE HAVE HOPE
[19:33:33] Artem: XD
[19:33:36] Spaz: lol
[19:33:39] ShakerNF: NO NEED TO DIE NOW
[19:33:41] ShakerNF: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[19:33:45] ShakerNF: I LOVE YOU HOPE
[19:33:48] Artem: ;o
[19:33:50] Spaz: Oo
[19:33:51] Hope: yay
[19:33:54] JâsmiñêCDF: emo!
[19:33:55] Artem: XD
[19:34:01] Spaz: XD
[19:34:01] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: XD


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#5 | [q]2011-07-20 21:17
[00:25:10] Matzel: i dont nknow at here
[00:25:19] oñîéjj]NC[: xd
[00:25:20] ShakerNF: read the manual
[00:25:42] ShakerNF: it says how to do the test
[00:25:52] ShakerNF: with ALT and F4 you can open it
[00:25:58] Matzel: hahaha
[00:26:01] Matzel: xD
[00:26:11] ShakerNF: but use the right alt
[00:26:14] ShakerNF: the other one closes jj2
[00:26:21] *** Matzel left the game


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#6 | [q]2011-07-20 21:40
emo


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#7 | [q]2011-07-20 21:54
XD
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#8 | [q]2011-07-21 01:29
lol xD
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#9 | [q]2011-07-21 06:36
emo ALT+F4 good for health


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#10 | [q]2011-07-21 08:20
pfff those aren't really funny, i remember there was a similar thread on JCF also.
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#11 | [q]2011-07-21 11:24
[12:23:08] Dark l<! ll3r-COD-: MY DICK LOOK BETTER THAN THIS LVL
[12:23:11] Dark l<! ll3r-COD-: caps sry
[12:23:21] Wortëm: u have no dick

again emo


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#12 | [q]2011-07-21 12:29
@gry

hahaha! here you are! emo
few old logs





[23:22:13] [HÇ]Vülkân: I beat Slayer on Semi yesterday




[18:07:49] Kenny>eB<: my parents always say
[18:07:53] Kenny>eB<: go off from the pc!
[18:07:55] Kenny>eB<: i say
[18:08:00] Kenny>eB<: 5 more mins
[18:08:02] Kenny>eB<: and stay 4 hours




[17:08:48] \NF/NerD: I'm DZ's daugther




[19:23:36] GrytmasternCC: HEJ! DAN!
[19:23:42] DZ NF: HEJ GRYT!




[11:48:50] DZ NF: hahahahahaha!




[20:10:49] moti: snake leave
[20:11:00] Cpt. Snake: why always me




[23:26:10] -t3>JJB: jabadabadu




(Andrzej spectator)
[16:30:38] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: stop.
[16:30:39] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: brb phone
[16:30:40] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: wh
[16:30:46] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: you dont play
[16:30:47] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: !
[16:30:51] -Fizsm_: omg lol
[16:30:51] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: but i wanna watch
[16:30:57] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: xD
[16:30:58] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: come on guys
[16:31:03] AycoxVS: rofl
[16:31:04] VipeR-CDF-: /stop
[16:31:04] Console: Game has been STOPPED
[16:31:06] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: ty
[16:31:06] VipeR-CDF-: ok.




[20:16:11] DZ NF: Kenny sucks in semi





[16:15:28] -Fizsm_: omg gjenka teach me how to speak polish :C
***few minutes after***
[16:21:16] -Fizsm_: cycki LOL
[16:21:21] -Fizsm_: maly chuj XD




[22:54:34] DannyZ NF: We are bored of winning ;p
[22:54:36] DannyZ NF: hahaha!




[22:23:32] GjeNka: die
[22:23:39] JAZZrp NF: nie
[22:23:40] DannyZ NF: no, pls dont die!
[22:23:46] DannyZ NF: not on my shift



[22:32:59] GjeNka: will we play or not
[22:33:04] DannyZ NF: maybe
[22:33:09] GjeNka: maybe maybe
[22:33:22] DannyZ NF: maybe baby


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#13 | [q]2011-07-21 12:40
emo emo


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#14 | [q]2011-07-21 13:30
A part of an old JDC log (no scores no codes no roasts):

[22:21:00] not evilmike: dont need remote admin here
[22:21:13] MoNux [VS]: onlyy need magick
[22:21:19] MoNux [VS]: which computers are known to work on
[22:21:40] Rag8D: my computer runs on solar power
[22:21:48] minmay: mine runs on dead owls
[22:21:50] MoNux [VS]: mine runs on unicorns
[22:21:52] cooba[si]: my computer runs on a dynamo
[22:21:53] Rag8D: actually
[22:21:57] Rag8D: my computer runs from kinetic energy
[22:21:58] cooba[si]: i have to cycle to get it to work
[22:22:02] Rag8D: which is generated by my hamsters
[22:22:02] QuickzDM: you unicorn-killer!
[22:22:06] MoNux [VS]: yes
[22:22:08] MoNux [VS]: yes i am
[22:22:12] Röñ97 [ÑÇ]: i keep my computer turned on with mind power
[22:22:18] not evilmike: m,y computer burns coal
[22:22:21] Rag8D: ron's given the best one
[22:22:22] not evilmike: makes it hard to breathe
[22:22:25] Rag8D: oh EM made it better
[22:22:30] Röñ97 [ÑÇ]: emo
[22:22:32] Rag8D: My computer runs on OIL
[22:22:36] cooba[si]: thank god for gas masks
[22:22:40] Rag8D: My computer runs on OIL!!
[22:22:44] MoNux [VS]: my computer runs away from me
[22:22:48] MoNux [VS]: i think i offended it
[22:22:53] MoNux [VS]: emo

















We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#15 | [q]2011-07-21 13:49
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#16 | [q]2011-07-21 14:13
Quite a while ago, but the only joke I've still a chatlog from, is in the thread below.

http://www.jazzjackrabbit.net/index.php?league=1&season=1&op=descr&id=1317

This was one of the most insane moments in JJ2 ever, I guess.
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#17 | [q]2011-07-21 14:36
Your chatlog is 2 months old. Mine's almost 3 years. emo


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We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#18 | [q]2011-07-21 15:13
[13:42:17] >>Likotopo<: you are good just because you have a good gun
[13:42:25] Treya-CDF-: yeah sure
[13:42:27] Kat[NC]: who?
[13:42:29] Treya-CDF-: maybe you're just a sore loser
[13:42:30] >>Likotopo<: Treya
[13:42:40] >>Likotopo<: in fact you are a shit
[13:42:45] Treya-CDF-: thanks
[13:42:48] Treya-CDF-: then im right
[13:42:53] Kat[NC]: I think Likiotopo is right
[13:42:56] Treya-CDF-: you are a sore loser
[13:43:04] >>Likotopo<: Of course
[13:43:04] Treya-CDF-: you agree with some kid? wow
[13:43:09] Treya-CDF-: haha
[13:43:18] Kat[NC]: I hate Lori
[13:43:23] Treya-CDF-: good for you
[13:43:29] >>Likotopo<: it's a cheat character
[13:43:32] Treya-CDF-: its not
[13:43:44] Treya-CDF-: how the hell is lori a "cheat"
[13:43:52] >>Likotopo<: lori + this gun = cheater


Just to embarrass the kids, I put it up here. I know that the gun works exactly the same for every character. I kept asking how is her gun "different", but they would never respond, which proves my point.


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

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#19 | [q]2011-07-21 15:14
[00:12:54] LoonCC: u are?
[00:12:59] ZoroSux-CDF-: yes
[00:13:01] ZoroSux-CDF-: zoro
[00:13:07] LoonCC: wait a second
[00:13:09] ZoroSux-CDF-: i thought u asking, are u zoro or faker
[00:13:09] ZoroSux-CDF-: xD
[00:13:15] LoonCC: U STOLE MY NICK


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#20 | [q]2011-07-21 15:14
Lori is a cheat. We'll ban Lori cheat on Steel Duels now. Lori's gun is a cheat. We'll ban gun cheat on Steel Duels now.

btw nice post count Trey


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We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#21 | [q]2011-07-21 15:26
Just searching through the chatlogs I saved, found a few gems in the same log.

[21:27:15] Soul-MR-: HEY TREY COME
[21:27:22] Soul-MR-: omfg
[21:27:22] -CDF-Laro2: omg
[21:27:23] -CDF-Laro2: Nice
[21:27:44] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: -.-;
[21:27:46] GaLCC: xD
[21:27:47] -CDF-Laro2: emo
[21:28:08] Soul-MR-: MOVE TREY
[21:28:18] HotRod[CDF]: can duels count for ladder...?
[21:28:22] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: no
[21:28:24] -CDF-Laro2: No
[21:28:27] HotRod[CDF]: meh...
[21:28:49] Soul-MR-: COL
[21:28:51] Soul-MR-: OOL
[21:28:58] Soul-MR-: YAY
[21:29:19] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: I liek that trick
[21:29:20] Soul-MR-: I CANT DO IT ON OTHER SIDE THOUGH
[21:29:27] -CDF-Laro2: Keep practise emo
[21:29:37] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: *insert dirty joke here*
[21:29:37] Soul-MR-: COME TREY
[21:29:53] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: where?

Lol this was back when Laro used Jazz. Times have changed.

[21:32:59] -CDF-Laro24: I prefer Jazz over spaz o,o
[21:33:09] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: I prefer idk
[21:33:10] FawFuLCC: hah
[21:33:11] FawFuLCC: XD
[21:33:21] GaLCC: I prefer Fawful. XD
[21:33:23] Jesus[CDF]: you prefer razz...
[21:33:24] FawFuLCC: WAT
[21:33:24] Jesus[CDF]: XD
[21:33:25] FawFuLCC: LOL
[21:33:27] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: lol
[21:33:27] FawFuLCC: XD
[21:33:29] -CDF-Laro24: Yes
[21:33:30] FawFuLCC: mrr
[21:33:32] FawFuLCC: xd
[21:33:33] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: But he isnt playable
[21:33:34] GaLCC: xdd
[21:33:38] FawFuLCC: i am not?
[21:33:39] -CDF-Laro24: Yes he is in bed
[21:33:39] FawFuLCC: nvm
[21:33:40] FawFuLCC: XD
[21:33:42] GaLCC: LOL
[21:33:43] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: LOL
[21:33:47] -CDF-Laro24: emo
[21:33:53] FawFuLCC: I DIDN'T SAY THAT
[21:33:55] FawFuLCC: :3
[21:33:55] GaLCC: haha
[21:33:56] -CDF-Laro24: emo
[21:33:56] GaLCC: emo
[21:34:04] GaLCC: then you are fully playable~~!
[21:34:05] GaLCC: YAY



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[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

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#22 | [q]2011-07-21 15:28
[13:43:52] >>Likotopo<: lori + this gun = cheater

LOL'ED
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#23 | [q]2011-07-21 15:30
[13:42:17] >>Likotopo<: you are good just because you have a good gun
lol?
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#24 | [q]2011-07-21 15:34
[20:40:37] TW-CDF: ... take Seek PU later
[20:40:57] [CDF]Laro24: Oh noes
[20:40:59] [CDF]Laro24: emo
[20:41:01] TW-CDF: Also, if you have Seek PU, just don't show you have...
[20:41:04] TW-CDF: ...it if not needed
[20:41:11] TreyLina-CDF-: I know
[20:41:12] TW-CDF: and your enemy thinks you don't have Seek PU
[20:41:13] [CDF]Laro24: I always use seeks
[20:41:16] MS -CDF-: or just
[20:41:19] [CDF]Laro24: Cuz seeks are my children
[20:41:25] MS -CDF-: scare ppl
[20:41:28] MS -CDF-: r>
[20:41:28] TreyLina-CDF-: LETS HAVE SEEKS LARO
[20:41:28] MS -CDF-: ?
[20:41:32] [CDF]Laro24: Come to paly with Laro, Seek!
[20:41:32] [CDF]Laro24: emo
[20:41:36] usbkaunoo: paly


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

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#25 | [q]2011-07-21 15:40
lol...paly emo


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