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     Funniest moments! | [q]2012-07-09 03:08
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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#576 | [q]2012-03-03 14:03
[14:02:00] *** -t3>Hakum joined the game
[14:02:01] *** -t3>Hakum left the game
[14:02:03] ĐarkLightCÇ: KOFISSKF
[14:02:05] ĐarkLightCÇ: _SDL)_)SDD_S)
[14:02:05] IustynGpW: lololool
[14:02:07] IustynGpW: loOOOOL
[14:02:08] *** Manic joined the game
[14:02:09] IustynGpW: ?!?!?!!
[14:02:10] ib)Destique: ZE CO KURWA
[14:02:10] IustynGpW: no way
[14:02:14] IustynGpW: no fuckuing way
[14:02:15] ĐarkLightCÇ: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[14:02:16] IustynGpW: lies
[14:02:16] ib)Destique: JA PIERDOLE
[14:02:18] ĐarkLightCÇ: WTF WAS THAT
[14:02:19] ĐarkLightCÇ: D_emoemoD_emoD_emoS_emoD_:_emoD
[14:02:20] ib)Slayer: XD~!
[14:02:22] ib)Destique: YHJTKRLYTUÖYIU
[14:02:25] ib)Destique: REWQ
[14:02:25] ib)Destique: YUITERFHGJK
[14:02:27] IustynGpW: checking their squad
[14:02:27] ĐarkLightCÇ: hahahahha chyba sie posika
[14:02:28] ĐarkLightCÇ: m
[14:02:31] ĐarkLightCÇ: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[14:02:32] ib)Destique: PIES I T3?
[14:02:34] ib)Destique: NIE NO
[14:02:41] ĐarkLightCÇ: -t3>Pięs
[14:02:41] IustynGpW: he isnt
[14:02:42] IustynGpW: in t3
[14:02:45] ĐarkLightCÇ: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[14:02:46] ib)Slayer: it was a good joke, ty all
[14:02:47] *** Manic left the game
[14:02:47] IustynGpW: was a joke
[14:02:49] IustynGpW: thx god
[14:02:50] ib)Destique: TO SE KURWA ZALATWILI PUPILKA
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#577 | [q]2012-03-03 14:07
that rlly shocked me emo
i:m
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#578 | [q]2012-03-03 14:09
co za glupie dzieci emo
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#579 | [q]2012-03-03 14:20
tak, i:m emo


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#580 | [q]2012-03-03 14:51
This wasnt me...omg. Xdd . Stupid fakers. Im in another country so i cant play, lol.
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#581 | [q]2012-03-03 17:14
after loosing a ladder
17:03:58] [A ManCx]: u were playing and eating ?
[17:04:06] [m0ti]: tried to
[17:04:08] [m0ti]: but couldnt hehe
[17:04:10] [A ManCx]: xDDD
[17:04:14] [A ManCx]: omg
[17:04:24] [m0ti]: and was thinking about food all the game ;D
i:m
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#582 | [q]2012-03-03 17:15
emo
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#583 | [q]2012-03-03 19:02
epiling ftw emo
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#584 | [q]2012-03-03 23:44
[00:35:51] PrîñçëššÐL[CÇ]: ... lag
[00:36:09] PrîñçëššÐL[CÇ]: wtf
[00:36:09] GrýtûlLè[ÇÇ]: now i dont even see roasts
[00:36:12] m0ti: everyone warps like shit
[00:36:13] m0ti: ;D
[00:36:17] A ManCx: idd
[00:36:27] -t3>Zg4Any: urbs not here emo
[00:36:29] IustynGpW: /stop
[00:36:30] Console: Game has been STOPPED
[00:36:31] IustynGpW: urbs?
[00:36:31] GrýtûlLè[ÇÇ]: ...
[00:36:32] [GpW]4Reni: im here
[00:36:33] [GpW]4Reni: ffs
[00:36:33] GrýtûlLè[ÇÇ]: HES PLAYING
[00:36:34] IustynGpW: xd
[00:36:34] GrýtûlLè[ÇÇ]: /START
[00:36:35] -t3>Zg4Any: mean
[00:36:35] IustynGpW: /cstart
[00:36:35] m0ti: hahaha
[00:36:36] -t3>Zg4Any: lo
[00:36:38] -t3>Zg4Any: not that
[00:36:40] -t3>Zg4Any: lo
[00:36:40] Console: Game has been STARTED
[00:36:48] -t3>Zg4Any: meant urbs not warps here
[00:36:52] m0ti: hahaha
[00:36:56] A ManCx: xDD



[01:00:14] *** ib)Destique left the game
[01:00:14] *** PrîñçëššÐL[CÇ] left the game
[01:00:14] *** KrytGpW left the game
[01:00:14] *** GrýtûlLè[ÇÇ] left the game
[01:00:14] *** IustynGpW left the game
[01:00:14] *** A ManCx lost the Blue Flag
[01:00:14] *** A ManCx left the game
[01:00:14] *** [GpW]4Reni left the game
[01:00:14] *** Nee left the game
[01:00:14] *** -t3>8 left the game
[01:00:14] *** K¿yroCC left the game
[01:00:14] *** m0ti left the game
[01:00:11] -t3>Zg4Any: ,.o
[01:00:12] -t3>Zg4Any: looo
[01:00:13] -t3>Zg4Any: /stop
[01:00:13] Console: Game has been STOPPED
[01:00:14] *** m0ti joined the game
[01:00:15] Console: >> m0ti is automatically logged in (player)
[01:00:16] *** IustynGpW joined the game
[01:00:16] Console: >> IustynGpW is automatically logged in (player)
[01:00:19] -t3>Zg4Any: wtf?
[01:00:19] *** -t3>8 joined the game
[01:00:19] Console: >> -t3>8 is automatically logged in (player)
[01:00:21] *** Nee joined the game
[01:00:21] Console: >> Nee is automatically logged in (player)
[01:00:23] *** A ManCx joined the game
[01:00:23] Console: >> A ManCx is automatically logged in (player)
[01:00:24] *** PrîñçëššÐL[CÇ] joined the game
[01:00:24] Console: >> PrîñçëššÐL[CÇ] is automatically logged in (player)
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#585 | [q]2012-03-04 00:41
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That's not true, and how am I to know what words you don't know? The purpose is to save the funny moments. It's not like it's worse than most crappy submissions


Well, I am unfamiliar with the common vocabulary for girls for... certain reasons. ;/
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#586 | [q]2012-03-04 11:43
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#587 | [q]2012-03-04 13:40

[13:39:38] TadeášDoA: polak
[13:39:39] PoLaK-DoA: wb
[13:39:41] PoLaK-DoA: yes?
[13:39:41] TadeášDoA: do you have me ?
[13:39:44] PoLaK-DoA: no i dont
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#588 | [q]2012-03-07 01:35
i know an admin will see this but its just damn awesome
yesterday i went zeal relaxer and finished a lvl.nothing special till now.and here it comes:i finished the lvl in 4 mins.after i wrote !rank check this out:
http://imageshack.us/f/52/lolololsp.png/
rlly cool XD
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#589 | [q]2012-03-07 09:13
why is it cool? i find it very possible!


Player: Air!
Air: ?
wumpa
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#590 | [q]2012-03-09 18:14
Arzux pwn >D

[18:08:07] MçßêrKáñ-Ês-: lag server
[18:08:24] MçßêrKáñ-Ês-: should i host?
[18:08:34] *** MçßêrKáñ-Ês- was BANNED (dont advertise your server on my server HOE.)
[18:09:55] *** Lolo was BANNED (LAGGER HOE)
[18:10:14] *** MaGyAr[Hell] was BANNED (LAG LESS HOE)
[18:10:45] *** Lolo2 was BANNED (u GAY)
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#591 | [q]2012-03-09 19:42
[19:38:55] AnnaCC: can webe blue>?
[19:39:02] -t3>CJ: well if you wna
[19:39:04] KyroCC: ty
[19:39:04] -t3>CJ: !swap
[19:39:04] Console: -t3>CJ is now on Red Team
[19:39:05] -t3>Plumbe: !SWAP
[19:39:05] Console: -t3>Plumbe is now on Red Team
[19:39:05] KyroCC: !SWAP
[19:39:05] Console: KyroCC is now on Blue Team
[19:39:05] AnnaCC: !swap
[19:39:05] Console: AnnaCC is now on Blue Team
[19:39:06] -t3>BlckRosZ: !swap
[19:39:06] Console: -t3>BlckRosZ is now on Red Team
[19:39:07] -t3>Plumbe: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
[19:39:08] KyroCC: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5C)
[19:39:09] LoonCC: sure
[19:39:09] AnnaCC: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5C)
[19:39:09] LoonCC: emo
[19:39:11] -t3>Plumbe: brb 1 min
[19:39:12] LoonCC: hehehe
[19:39:14] LoonCC: gg
[19:39:14] -t3>BlckRosZ: xd
[19:39:15] -t3>CJ: /swap 5
[19:39:15] Console: LoonCC is now on Blue Team
[19:39:16] KyroCC: /swap 5
[19:39:16] Console: LoonCC is now on Red Team
[19:39:16] -t3>CJ: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5)
[19:39:16] AnnaCC: /swap 5
[19:39:16] Console: LoonCC is now on Blue Team
[19:39:16] KyroCC: /swap 5
[19:39:17] Console: LoonCC is now on Red Team
[19:39:17] -t3>CJ: /swap 5
[19:39:17] Console: LoonCC is now on Blue Team
[19:39:17] KyroCC: xD
[19:39:18] AnnaCC: XD
[19:39:18] LoonCC: LOL
[19:39:19] -t3>BlckRosZ: XD
[19:39:20] LoonCC: srsly
[19:39:21] -t3>CJ: xd
[19:39:21] -t3>BlckRosZ: hahaha
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#592 | [q]2012-03-10 14:37
[14:36:31] KingCx: u leave my dick alone!


I'm a jj.net/forum moderator - feel free to contact me if you have issues with the site or the forum.
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#593 | [q]2012-03-11 00:14
[10:10:56] Marvien: how do i enable spectate
[10:10:56] Baja[NC]: Lmao
[10:11:02] Baja[NC]: spectating on
[10:11:03] sup: /spectating on
[10:11:04] Marvien: no
[10:11:11] Marvien: my server is no spectate
[10:11:12] JEAN: nooooooooooo
[10:11:14] aEs Flandre: hahaha
[10:11:16] Marvien: see
[10:11:17] aEs Flandre: gg
[10:11:18] sup: nice eng.
[10:11:24] Marvien: spectating not enabled
[10:11:25] JEAN: bye bye
[10:11:26] Gh0sty: XD
[10:11:31] sup: /spectating on, just type it
[10:11:48] sup: then /spectate on
[10:11:52] Marvien: ...
[10:11:52] JEAN: bathroom break
[10:11:54] Marvien: i just did
[10:11:56] aEs Flandre: xDDD
[10:11:56] Marvien: LIAR
[10:11:58] sup: mno u did not
[10:11:59] Baja[NC]: Laggg
[10:11:59] Marvien: xdd
[10:12:01] aEs Flandre: gg
[10:12:04] Marvien: watch
[10:12:13] Marvien: u cant actually watch <emo


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#594 | [q]2012-03-11 17:10
Quote:
i know an admin will see this but its just damn awesome
yesterday i went zeal relaxer and finished a lvl.nothing special till now.and here it comes:i finished the lvl in 4 mins.after i wrote !rank check this out:
http://imageshack.us/f/52/lolololsp.png/
rlly cool XD


Bitch Please!

http://upload.digiex.net/files/vz97dxh5458chxydba0z.png

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#595 | [q]2012-03-13 18:09

[18:08:17] [L19]AhMáD ŃF: its merge doa with nf
[18:08:38] *** 2 minutes left...
[18:08:46] [L19]AhMáD ŃF: anyway i dont want stay long time
[18:08:51] [L18]ib)SlaYer: xd?
[18:08:55] [L18]ib)SlaYer: what do you mean
[18:09:03] [L17]ninjaCC: he means he's a clanhopper
[18:09:07] [L18]ib)SlaYer: ah
[18:09:08] [L19]AhMáD ŃF: ye
[18:09:10] [L18]ib)SlaYer: XD
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#596 | [q]2012-03-13 18:35
[18:28:24] *** sulfib0mb0m captured the flag
[18:28:27] [sulfib0mb0m]: S?
[18:28:30] ib)SlaYer: xd
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#597 | [q]2012-03-13 19:46
that mean: '' should i s?'' emo
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#598 | [q]2012-03-16 20:13
A Hacker in ZD




[21:14:22] KyroCC: BAN
[21:14:23] *** Makarna captured the flag
[21:14:24] *** Makarna roasted LostSoull [ÊS]
[21:14:24] *** LostSoull [ÊS] lost the Red Flag
[21:14:30] Makarna: stop
[21:14:33] *** LostSoull [ÊS] captured the flag
[21:14:44] >> Attempting to login...
[21:14:44] Console: >> KyroCC has logged in (First)
[21:14:52] Makarna: no ban
[21:14:56] KyroCC: i will
[21:14:56] LostSoull [ÊS]: lol
[21:14:57] KyroCC: .....
[21:15:01] Makarna: finish duel
[21:15:05] Makarna: after ban
[21:15:07] KyroCC: hacks is not allowd
[21:15:12] Makarna: hmm
[21:15:15] Makarna: ok bb
[21:15:22] KyroCC: ok
[21:15:26] *** Makarna roasted LostSoull [ÊS]
[21:15:26] *** LostSoull [ÊS] lost the Red Flag
[21:15:29] KyroCC: /ban 4
[21:15:29] Console: >> Command is not available for your group
[21:15:30] LostSoull [ÊS]: emo
[21:15:31] *** Makarna made the score
[21:15:31] *** Red Team scored a point
[21:15:31] *** Red Team wins
[21:15:31] Console: Game has been automatically STOPPED
[21:15:32] KyroCC: bug..
[21:15:38] KyroCC: GO AWAY
[21:15:41] Makarna: ok bb
[21:15:42] AnnaCC: xD
[21:15:44] *** Makarna left the game
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#599 | [q]2012-03-16 20:14
uh, ok


I'm a jj.net/forum moderator - feel free to contact me if you have issues with the site or the forum.
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#600 | [q]2012-03-17 22:09
SE joins the JJ2 Help Server seeing on SGIP as there is KRSplat in, wondering why.

[[Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 14:49:22]]
**Current level: "Help map" - Helplinks.j2l
**Game Mode: CTF
**Custom Mode: OFF
[14:49:22] Console: Current Custom Mode: OFF
[14:49:22] Console: Welcome to the help server!
[14:49:35] -t3>SE': what are you doing here
[14:49:52] -t3>83: mashup: devin the dude - doobie ashtray
[14:49:57] -t3>83: with bonus2.j2b
[14:50:21] -t3>SE': right

[...] Djazz notices there are people in the server and joins to share his plans about creating chatbots.

[15:06:44] Đjâzz: i should prepend smth to name of bot, like [gip]
[15:07:14] Đjâzz: and they should be ||C... ||||all the time
[15:07:21] Đjâzz: so you easy spot them
[15:07:30] -t3>SE': like Ninjabot
[15:07:33] Đjâzz: ye
[15:07:44] Đjâzz: wait hold on...
[15:09:02] *** Bot joined the game
[15:10:26] -t3>SE': o
[15:10:26] Đjâzz: se? 83?
[15:10:29] Đjâzz: see?
[15:10:33] -t3>83: i see

[...] Everyone looks at the bot which appeared in the middle of the level and started moving along a circular path.

[15:13:27] -t3>SE': get another two, make them move slower
[15:13:39] -t3>SE': name one of them Hour, one Minute and one Second
[15:13:49] -t3>SE': and add a clock in the background

[...]

[15:15:04] Đjâzz: ok i'll try make a clock

[...]

[15:16:47] [GpW]PręttyPînk: 10 people ?
[15:16:55] [GpW]PręttyPînk: lol
[15:16:55] -t3>SE': I've never seen so many people in this server
[15:17:03] [GpW]PręttyPînk: yeah
[15:17:09] [GpW]PręttyPînk: why is everyone here?
[15:17:21] ninjaCC: it's because of the beatiful levels
[15:17:24] ninjaCC: that are hosted
[15:17:25] -t3>SE': because 83 was listening to bonus.j2b

[...]

[15:19:30] *** Seconds joined the game
[15:20:02] *** Minutes joined the game
[15:21:46] *** Hours joined the game

[...] Ninja realizes what's actually written in one of the text strings.

[15:28:56] ninjaCC: "Firstly, if you dont have jj2 download it here..."
[15:28:57] ninjaCC: wtf?
[15:29:02] ninjaCC: how would you be seeing that
[15:29:03] -t3>SE': ahahahahaha
[15:29:06] Đjâzz2: :­DD
[15:29:18] Đjâzz2: like Avaolon?

[...]

[15:29:45] Đjâzz2: avalon donrt work with plus
[15:29:52] Đjâzz2: clock works

[...]

[15:34:21] *** ShęHaß_CDF_ joined the game
[15:34:36] ShęHaß_CDF_: any one duel pls
[15:34:50] -t3>SE': stfu we're watching a clock
[15:35:00] Đjâzz: its GMT+1
[15:35:03] Đjâzz: 15:35
[15:35:09] *** ShęHaß_CDF_ left the game

[...]

[15:41:48] aEs Cirno: and my wrist watch is also digital
[15:41:54] Đjâzz: mine is both
[15:42:08] aEs Cirno: it has a calculator and stuff built-in, for haxing
[15:42:10] aEs Cirno: at maths tests
[15:42:21] Đjâzz: haxing tests xD
[15:42:28] Đjâzz: jjfly jjnowall


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