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#626 | [q]2012-04-04 18:54
"[I've heard better music from Rockville than Jazz Jackrabbit.]"
[over the Internet]
"[Where's Epic Megagames' original headquarters?]"
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#627 | [q]2012-04-05 08:34
(I'm just was fool-around in some servers emo )

[17:20:12] Angel of Darkness: ahoj zerg xd
[17:20:13] -t3>Zg4ВnY: I don't even know, when the bash will be x)
[17:20:22] -t3>Zg4ВnY: ahoj, marty?
[17:20:25] Angel of Darkness: nope emo
[17:20:34] -t3>Zg4ВnY: ghost?
[17:20:37] Angel of Darkness: nie...
[17:20:40] -t3>Zg4ВnY: tad..?
[17:20:44] Angel of Darkness: here's a tip: i know polish
[17:20:47] DoublefishNec: hi-ahoj
[17:20:58] -t3>Zg4ВnY: ehm..hm
[17:21:05] -t3>Zg4ВnY: night?x)
[17:21:09] Angel of Darkness: Net
[17:21:15] Sophia: emo
[17:21:28] -t3>Zg4ВnY: hm...
[17:21:34] *** RabidRabbCC joined the game
[17:21:37] *** Sky joined the game
[17:21:37] -t3>Zg4ВnY: moti?
[17:21:37] *** Angel of Darkness roasted Sophia
[17:21:40] Angel of Darkness: nie xd
[17:21:42] RabidRabbCC: szia
[17:21:43] -t3>Zg4ВnY: szia,sal
[17:21:43] Angel of Darkness: but close enough
[17:21:45] Angel of Darkness: xDDDDDDDD
[17:21:50] Angel of Darkness: just kidding
[17:21:51] -t3>Zg4ВnY: sue?
[17:21:52] -t3>Zg4ВnY: xd
[17:21:56] *** Sky left the game
[17:22:01] Angel of Darkness: okay, one more tip
[17:22:01] -t3>Zg4ВnY: andrz?
[17:22:03] Angel of Darkness: aEs
[17:22:04] *** DoublefishNec left the game
[17:22:35] -t3>Zg4ВnY: wait I need crewlist
[17:22:36] -t3>Zg4ВnY: xd
[17:22:40] Angel of Darkness: ok
[17:22:43] *** KyroCC joined the game
[17:22:50] -t3>Zg4ВnY: ahlan
[17:22:56] -t3>Zg4ВnY: wait
[17:22:59] KyroCC: o
[17:23:00] Angel of Darkness: Flandre, Harmen, Treylina, Cirno, wktk, lithium
[17:23:02] Angel of Darkness: Kiiyuka
[17:23:03] -t3>Zg4ВnY: before I watcg
[17:23:07] -t3>Zg4ВnY: watch
[17:23:11] -t3>Zg4ВnY: Kiiyuka?
[17:23:15] Angel of Darkness: nie
[17:23:16] Angel of Darkness: xDD
[17:23:17] -t3>Zg4ВnY: xd
[17:23:17] RabidRabbCC: this lvl is so old
[17:23:23] RabidRabbCC: why is this in bash?
[17:23:26] KyroCC: >emo
[17:23:34] Angel of Darkness: Atleast its a way the best than semi
[17:23:59] -t3>Zg4ВnY: wKtK ?
[17:24:00] Angel of Darkness: nie
[17:24:23] -t3>Zg4ВnY: are you polish?
[17:24:25] Angel of Darkness: nie
[17:25:10] -t3>Zg4ВnY: sean/lith/sulf?xd...
[17:25:15] Angel of Darkness: last chance
[17:25:36] -t3>Zg4ВnY: ok
[17:25:59] KyroCC: emo
[17:26:08] Angel of Darkness: i thought im famous there x) even in disguise
[17:26:09] -t3>Zg4ВnY: trey/flandre/zorro/Neko/Jasmine/Harmen/Cirno
[17:26:19] Angel of Darkness: yay...IM DOUBLE FAMOUS
[17:26:23] Angel of Darkness: double nicknames
[17:26:31] Angel of Darkness: (was a tip)
[17:26:33] RabidRabbCC: this is in bash O.O
[17:26:34] -t3>Zg4ВnY: I g2g
[17:26:37] KyroCC: bye
[17:26:37] Angel of Darkness: you did tell it to youself
[17:26:38] Angel of Darkness: cu
[17:26:44] -t3>Zg4ВnY: hf
[17:26:51] Server: hi
[17:26:53] *** -t3>Zg4ВnY left the game
[17:26:53] Angel of Darkness: xD
[17:26:55] Angel of Darkness: Did he understand I'm Zoro aka Flandre aka CR?
[17:27:06] KyroCC: hah no


[17:27:15] Angel of Darkness: Hi
[17:27:18] Angel of Darkness: DZ?
[17:27:22] Sophia: hi
[17:27:22] Server: no
[17:27:25] Server: djazz
[17:27:28] Angel of Darkness: Ah..
[17:27:31] Angel of Darkness: Hello
[17:27:47] Angel of Darkness: Hi is not seem like respected "greet" to
[17:27:50] Sophia: hi everyone xD
[17:27:50] Angel of Darkness: for djazz
[17:27:54] Angel of Darkness: :>
(bk in "black)
[17:28:19] Console: http://djazz.mine.nu/
[17:28:22] Server: hi
[17:28:25] aEs Flandre: ty
[17:28:30] KyroCC: xD
[17:28:31] Server: emo
[17:28:35] Server: np


[17:30:32] RabidRabbCC: how are you so low always?
[17:30:39] Sophia: me?
[17:30:43] RabidRabbCC: no
[17:30:49] RabidRabbCC: kyro
[17:30:53] KyroCC: lagemo


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#628 | [q]2012-04-05 16:19
[15:15:23] [GpW]Kenny: dw is the best lvl
[15:15:26] [GpW]Kenny: go r
[15:15:29] Omega: r
[15:15:31] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been ENABLED
[15:15:32] KingCx: do i have to?
[15:15:34] Console: Game Starts in 5...
[15:15:35] *** [GpW]Kenny left the game
[15:15:35] Console: 4...
[15:15:36] Console: Start Countdown has been HALTED

GG


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#629 | [q]2012-04-05 19:24
dat kennah
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#630 | [q]2012-04-05 20:23
i just wanted to write sth like "kenny playing?" then i saw the entire chatlog XDDD
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#631 | [q]2012-04-05 21:44
[21:41:42] wKtK on fukkatsu: it seems im not ctoing anymore
[21:41:43] *** wKtK on fukkatsu was BANNED (Hacking/Cheating)
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#632 | [q]2012-04-05 21:50
...And that's why you should remember to send the correct socketID on public servers, kids.
(I just found it out when I got banned at ZA, I hope DZ will be so nice to unban my IP sometime xd)


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#633 | [q]2012-04-05 21:56
So that's what happened... I was trying to get you to play MC but you disappeared from ZA.

Anyway kids, don't do Moon Sugar drugs!


I'm a jj.net/forum moderator - feel free to contact me if you have issues with the site or the forum.
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#634 | [q]2012-04-05 22:44
I will grief your cake Lith emo


Retired.
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#635 | [q]2012-04-05 23:52
I have a bigger cake. You lose.


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#636 | [q]2012-04-06 15:40
[00:29:08] *** ib)Sulfur captured the flag
[00:29:10] *** aEs Flandre captured the flag
[00:29:59] aEs Flandre: Pika
[00:30:01] aEs Flandre: CHUUUUUUUUU
[00:30:03] aEs Flandre: rofl
[00:30:03] *** ib)Sulfur lost the Blue Flag
[00:30:03] *** ib)Sulfur left the game
[00:30:06] *** aEs Flandre made the score
[00:30:06] *** Blue Team scored a point
[00:30:07] *** ]NF[PoLaK joined the game
[00:30:07] aEs Flandre: ty

[18:42:27] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: how you know sky+
[18:42:28] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: ?*
[18:42:29] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: xd
[18:42:36] [L10]Sky: bcs i know you o.o
[18:42:38] [Lv1]aEs Flandre: skyplus
[18:42:38] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: o.O
[18:42:40] *** HC[Hakum] joined the game
[18:42:41] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: lol
[18:42:42] [Lv1]aEs Flandre: Skype+
[18:42:44] [Lv1]aEs Flandre: emo
[18:42:45] [L10]Sky: skype
[18:42:46] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: HEHE
[18:42:46] [L10]Sky: xd
[18:42:50] [Lv7]-t3>BlckRosZ: ya skype

[18:43:23] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: hiiiiii me
[18:43:27] [Lv3]aEs Flandre: bye you
[18:44:03] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: who wants in my clan??
[18:44:07] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: hc-hakum clan
[18:44:10] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: cool,no?
[18:45:11] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: so
[18:45:15] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: who want in my clan?
[18:45:17] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: hc-hakum clan
[18:45:21] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: its coooooooooooooooool!
[18:45:25] [Lv8]-t3>BlckRosZ: rofl
[18:45:25] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: LIKE ME
[18:45:30] [Lv8]-t3>BlckRosZ: ROFL!!!!!!!
[18:45:32] [Lv1]>Кs<ГrОtrД: .
[18:45:33] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: im cool
[18:45:34] [Lv1]HC[Hakum]: right?
[18:45:34] [Lv4]aEs Flandre: Like you? now i know how it's cool
(most of other people's conversations were cut. ask me and i'll post without any cut)


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#637 | [q]2012-04-06 18:58
[18:53:29] KingCx: found all keys
[18:53:30] TomoAlien [NC]: Hey emo
[18:53:35] ShAgGy[NC]: how many
[18:53:36] ShAgGy[NC]: ?
[18:53:45] KingCx: 5
[18:53:53] ShAgGy[NC]: damn i only hav 1/2
[18:53:54] ShAgGy[NC]: have
[18:54:04] KingCx: u have half a key?


Player: Air!
Air: ?
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#638 | [q]2012-04-06 22:48
[21:45:00] Veg4SpR[CC]: damn wallhump


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#639 | [q]2012-04-07 15:08
[14:57:41] kimoCC: the damn game
[14:57:48] kimoCC: all the clans suck

[15:02:28] kimoCC: Noo
[15:02:31] [ib)wumpa]: ?
[15:02:35] kimoCC: come down
[15:03:01] kimoCC: how do you do that thing
[15:03:07] [ib)wumpa]: what
[15:03:09] [ib)wumpa]: thing?
[15:03:19] kimoCC: double jumping when hitting the wall
[15:04:06] kimoCC: omg


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#640 | [q]2012-04-07 15:29
I thought he's playing the game for fun emo


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#641 | [q]2012-04-07 15:39
[15:38:27] kimoCC: who is cirno?
[15:38:30] NinjaCC: glados
[15:38:33] kimoCC: no?


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#642 | [q]2012-04-07 15:41
Well CR, Kimo thinks it's ''fun'' to insult others which is annoying. emo


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#643 | [q]2012-04-07 17:17
[14:39:25] *** kimoCC joined the game
[14:39:29] [L10]Tadeáš: hi
[14:39:32] kimoCC: ok thanks no nice name
[14:39:34] [ini]kimoCC: hi
[14:39:38] [ini]kimoCC: i checked
[14:39:41] [Lv7]No_Nice_Name: YOURE WELCOME
[14:40:16] [ini]kimoCC: i've tracked the ip
[14:40:25] [Lv7]No_Nice_Name: SO? WHAT DID YOU FIND?
[14:40:31] [ini]kimoCC: he was right
[14:40:42] [ini]kimoCC: puffy is Lola and the other one with a boring name
[14:40:43] [ini]kimoCC: is tweek


emo


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#644 | [q]2012-04-08 01:41
Who's Kimo to judge JJ2 players? We need make him judge himself. He never judge himself - cuz he thinks "I rule, you suck..." emo

some OLDSCHOOL trick:
[18:19:13] [Lv1]GAYLORD: WEE NEEEDD HELPPP
[18:19:17] [Lv1]GAYLORD: FIIRST LEVELLL
[18:19:25] *** [ini]krystofcz left the game
[18:19:25] Z-・-: \o i know
[18:19:27] Z-・-: ALt + f4
[18:19:33] *** [Lv1]GAYLORD left the game
[18:19:34] *** BERNARD joined the game
[18:19:35] Z-・-: ;D
[18:19:51] *** [Lv1]BERNARD left the game
[18:19:56] *** GAYLORD joined the game
[18:19:59] Z-・-: oops
[18:20:01] *** BERNARD joined the game
[18:20:02] [ini]GAYLORD: WHYYY DID YOU DOOO THAT
[18:20:02] Z-・-: wrong ALT
[18:20:04] Z-・-: hold another ALT
[18:20:07] [ini]GAYLORD: I SEE
[18:20:09] *** [ini]GAYLORD left the game


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#645 | [q]2012-04-08 12:32
The old "Alt-F4.. No, other alt!" never fails to make me chuckle emo

That guy also was in my server last Friday, panicking about the game being broke 'cause he couldn't cap while the game was stopped...
Either a massive n00b, or one of the regulars trolling around, I'd say.


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#646 | [q]2012-04-08 13:02
Epic!


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#647 | [q]2012-04-08 13:37
You know when i post something here that it's going to be good.

[13:07:10] [ib)wumpa]: mirror map again
[13:07:16] [ib)wumpa]: no creative skills

[13:07:41] FawFuLCC: why is a symmetric map not creative
[13:07:51] [ib)wumpa]: mirror map
[13:07:53] [ib)wumpa]: ...
[13:08:09] FawFuLCC: a lot of maps are "mirrored"
[13:08:13] RabidRabbCC: idd
[13:08:14] [ib)wumpa]: whyyy
[13:08:26] FawFuLCC: because that balances out easily
[13:08:33] RabidRabbCC: because that's the easyest was to balace
[13:08:36] [ib)wumpa]: eh
[13:08:36] RabidRabbCC: balance
[13:08:42] [ib)wumpa]: this is why
[13:08:46] [ib)wumpa]: semi is popular
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#648 | [q]2012-04-08 13:45
semi is not symmetric..lol xd


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#649 | [q]2012-04-08 15:38
[15:36:40] Loon4Anubis: !swap
[15:36:40] Console: Loon4Anubis is now on Blue Team
[15:36:42] KyroCC: hey
[15:36:42] Console: >> KyroCC has logged in (Third)
[15:36:43] Console: >> Suè has logged in (Third)
[15:36:44] Loon4Anubis: /swap 8
[15:36:44] Console: Fulborg o; is now on Red Team
[15:36:48] [Loon4Anubis]: hi honey
[15:36:49] Suè: ale tu pato jest
[15:36:51] [Anubis4Loon]: hi
[15:36:51] [Loon4Anubis]: lets sex
[15:36:54] [Loon4Anubis]: XDDD
[15:36:56] Loon4Anubis: /swap 1
[15:36:57] Console: Zeal is now on Red Team
[15:36:59] [Loon4Anubis]: oops
[15:37:00] *** KyroCC left the game
[15:37:02] ib)Kiiyuka: lekko;p
[15:37:06] [Anubis4Loon]: LOL XD
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#650 | [q]2012-04-08 18:24
[18:22:30] [CDF]Laro24: too bad singleplayer levels aren't for use in
[18:22:32] [CDF]Laro24: a bash xd
[18:22:38] FlowerPowerCC: GOSH
[18:22:40] FlowerPowerCC: u stupid?
[18:22:42] [CDF]Laro24: yes


Greetings,
Lynx
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