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     Funniest moments! | [q]2012-07-09 03:08
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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#51 | [q]2011-07-22 12:46
[[Saturday, June 11, 2011 at 19:22:03]]
[19:22:08] Console: >> VegitoCC has logged in (Trustee)
[19:22:09] Console: GrčátólLčçÇ was renamed to GrylliCCopter

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#52 | [q]2011-07-22 15:14
My definition of "funny" isn't random spam. Don't just post random logs,please.

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Well, I just wanted to post all the parts of my logs that were amusing. I didn't really mean to spam. It's not the spamming that made that long chatlog funny imo, it's the bad typing and how people were acting towards each other like as if someone broke up.


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#53 | [q]2011-07-22 17:41



Puke Nukem
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#54 | [q]2011-07-22 17:49
lol'd
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#55 | [q]2011-07-22 18:58
[21:38:16] SpErRy[VS]: dawaj emo
[21:38:20] -CDF-Cobra: i am SSSSSSSSSSSSPICY XD
[21:38:21] Toni NF: sta? emo
[21:38:22] HordY: dawaj kto dawaj pwn!
[21:38:30] Toni NF: sta oce da joj dam bre XD
[21:38:33] HordY: emo
[21:38:37] HordY: bombone
[21:38:45] Toni NF: 2 bombone i bananicu :d
[21:38:48] HordY: emo emo:
[21:38:49] -CDF-Cobra: how many more events till the closing Event?
[21:38:52] HordY: bananicu*
[21:38:53] HordY: hahaha
[21:38:56] Toni NF: 2 + closing
[21:38:59] -CDF-Cobra: ok
[21:39:03] -CDF-Cobra: just askin
[21:39:05] HordY:LOL
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#56 | [q]2011-07-22 19:28
Vulcan aka -CDF-Cobra/Cooldude31 uploaded a picture of him and his family to rapidshare and wanted us (ShakerNL and SuPrem) to "photocrop" it, so they all would look naked. And he wanted to see it in a JJ2 level.

Thanks to SuPrem for finding the old chatlog. emo

[03:37:47] Vulcan<MR>: can u make a picture of me naked?
[03:42:32] Vulcan<MR>: http://rapidshare.com/files/*********/Vulcan.zip.htm
[03:42:44] Vulcan<MR>: hey suprem can u do it?
[03:43:02] Vulcan<MR>: HEY SUPREM?
[03:43:06] ShakerNL: lol
[03:43:08] ShakerNL: this picture
[03:43:20] Vulcan<MR>: can u get it where they are all naked plz?
[03:43:28] For Mary: lol?
[03:43:29] ShakerNL: LOL
[03:43:29] Vulcan<MR>: and host that pic
[03:43:33] SuPrem: LOOOOL
[03:43:36] For Mary: lol
[03:43:37] ShakerNL: u wanna have ur family naked?
[03:43:42] For Mary: lOll
[03:43:46] Vulcan<MR>: no it is some friends
[03:43:55] ShakerNL: eh
[03:43:57] ShakerNL: doesnt matter
[03:44:00] SuPrem: LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL, family?
[03:44:02] SuPrem: NAKED?
[03:44:05] Vulcan<MR>: ok fine
[03:44:06] SuPrem: WTF WITH YOUR BRAIN
[03:44:07] Vulcan<MR>: yes
[03:44:13] Vulcan<MR>: just do it plz
[03:44:17] Vulcan<MR>: they wont care
[03:44:18] SuPrem: there is no brain -.-
[03:44:28] SuPrem: LOLOL
[03:44:33] ShakerNL: xdddddddd
[03:44:33] SuPrem: is it Ben Burns?
[03:44:35] ShakerNL: rofl
[03:44:37] Vulcan<MR>: just do it plz
[03:44:40] SuPrem: is it Ben Burns?
[03:44:43] Vulcan<MR>: NO
[03:44:45] SuPrem: YES
[03:44:52] Vulcan<MR>: JUS PHTOCROP IT
[03:44:54] SuPrem: OK
[03:44:58] Vulcan<MR>: JUST*
[03:44:58] SuPrem: TOMMORW
[03:45:03] Vulcan<MR>: I CANT
[03:45:08] Vulcan<MR>: I HAVE SCHOOL
[03:45:12] For Mary: School?
[03:45:14] Vulcan<MR>: YES
[03:45:24] SuPrem: Uh
[03:45:25] ShakerNL: christian family radio
[03:45:28] SuPrem: xd
[03:45:33] Vulcan<MR>: WT
[03:45:38] SuPrem: you are christian and you want to see them naked?
[03:45:40] SuPrem: xd
[03:45:42] Vulcan<MR>: WHERE DID U SEE THAT AT?
[03:45:49] ShakerNL: t-shirt?
[03:46:00] Vulcan<MR>: THEY WONT GIVE A DAMN
[03:46:18] Vulcan<MR>: DO IT PLZ
[03:46:54] Vulcan<MR>: CAN U PLZ DO IT
[03:47:06] SuPrem: I CANT PLZ DO IT
[03:47:15] Vulcan<MR>: DO IT AND I WILL DO SOMETHING YOU WOULD NEVER
[03:47:19] Vulcan<MR>: THINK OF DOIN
[03:47:21] Vulcan<MR>: DO IT AND I WILL DO SOMETHING YOU WOULD NEVER
[03:47:21] Vulcan<MR>: THINK OF DOIN


Puke Nukem
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#57 | [q]2011-07-22 19:37
xD


Retired.
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#58 | [q]2011-07-24 14:09
JDC Event Roulette was really fun:

[05:59:36] *** Lost-ES- was kicked off (join with your JDC name, please.)
[06:00:44] *** Roseemo was kicked off (join with your JDC name, please.)
[06:24:04] *** KЭrу-CDF- was kicked off (gtfo)
[06:32:58] *** AK CC was kicked off (nope)
[06:33:09] *** c0TD SE' was kicked off (yeah, sure)
[06:33:24] *** SlaiDer NF was kicked off
[07:12:38] *** -CDF-Cobra was BANNED (gtfo)
[07:24:08] *** murat was kicked off

==============================================
Also some chatlog from The Server...
Juan is a big spammer, I don't know how he was approved to NC...

[11:14:41] Juan[NC]: www.goggle.com
[11:14:45] Juan[NC]: renzo no vayas ahi
[11:14:49] Cpt. AhMaD: google
[11:14:52] Juan[NC]: www.goggle.com
[11:14:54] Cpt. AhMaD: not goggle
[11:14:57] Juan[NC]: fail
[11:14:58] Juan[NC]: www.goggle.com
[11:15:00] ZрrфSыX-ЗDF-: www.google.stfu
[11:15:04] Juan[NC]: fail
[11:15:10] Juan[NC]: GTFO
[11:15:20] Anna[CDF]: www.learnhowtosaygoogle.com
[11:15:37] Juan[NC]: stop or i send virus
[11:15:37] Anna[CDF]: fail wut
[11:15:43] Anna[CDF]: ur virus
[11:15:46] Juan[NC]: fail
[11:15:48] Anna[CDF]: gtfo
[11:15:50] ZрrфSыX-ЗDF-: ur virus...is..Toilet paper
[11:15:51] Juan[NC]: i make virus in my computer
[11:15:52] Anna[CDF]: FAIL
[11:15:53] ZрrфSыX-ЗDF-: emo
[11:15:56] Anna[CDF]: ;D
[11:15:59] Juan[NC]: IM NOT A VIRUA
[11:16:00] Juan[NC]: IM NOT A VIRUS

A random post-spam, eh? Well, that was last one...Next time I'll choose wisely my chatlogs... xd


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#59 | [q]2011-07-25 13:38
Quote:
Also some chatlog from The Server...
Juan is a big spammer, I don't know how he was approved to NC...

Because NC is widely known as an elite clan? emo
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KiMO
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#60 | [q]2011-07-25 13:45
wow my rep is really really low low low.
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#61 | [q]2011-07-26 17:34
This is funny because it's somewhat ironic.
[16:10:13] aticus: gg
[16:10:13] Cpt. Anne: GG
[16:10:15] Cpt. Anne: emo
[16:10:21] SiLJ CoTD: Yeah because you didnt get the nub team
[16:10:22] Console: aticus is now SPECTATING
[16:10:33] aticus: what?=
[16:10:38] SiLJ CoTD: my team sucked
[16:10:42] aticus: so what
[16:10:43] SiLJ CoTD: they dont know ctf cocdes
[16:10:46] SiLJ CoTD: *codes
[16:10:46] aticus: you sucked then
[16:10:54] SiLJ CoTD: hahahahaha

This makes so much sense. *cough* I mean, if you lose with the nub team then that must mean you're always a worse player than the other team which has decent players! I was like the only one practically trying to get the flag. This is one reason why I dislike going on ZA. People have this kind of attitude towards others if you get a team full of players that don't know what they're doing, or you have something like a 5v1, the 1 being you. But then this was on DW, which was a level I hated anyway. I'll have my non team games on public servers thanks. I don't really have much against in unskilled players in general, I just hate when people try to object against you if you didn't like the game because you thought it was really unfair and failing horribly because of it. I know it's not really a server for serious games, but it's really frustrating knowing that the rest of your team is either not there, sitting around chatting their lazy arse off and won't spectate, idle or has no idea what they're doing then getting a flood of "gg" at the end, very most of the time by the winning team. I'm not talking about ladders/CWs by the way, so please don't bring that in. I had to get this out of my mind.


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
KiMO
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#62 | [q]2011-07-26 19:20
pls trey don't make me read that. I understand the point, u no suck bcs ur teammate suck ok?
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#63 | [q]2011-07-26 19:23
It's just something I wanted to get off my chest. It's called having a rant. I've been wanting to say it for a year. I know it's not really funny but I wonder if others feel the same way sometimes.


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
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#64 | [q]2011-07-26 19:43
I solve the situation by idling whenever I get annoyed by that in a public server emo
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#65 | [q]2011-07-26 22:31
Just dont go in ZA,or what just Gry said emo


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#66 | [q]2011-07-26 22:44
I tend to go in ZA when I'm bored and can't find any other servers with decent players in for a quick play.


[19:55:50] VLAD8: YOU BITCH
[19:56:24] VLAD8: TREYLINA LETS BY FRIENDS

It's been almost 3 years and JJ.net STILL hasn't fixed the freaking cookies. No wonder hardly anyone posts here anymore.
KiMO
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#67 | [q]2011-07-27 09:36
why did my post with the killer quotes got deleted? i dont get it.. :/
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#68 | [q]2011-07-28 01:05
[16:59:54] Console: >> [HC]Vulkan has logged in (Trustee)
[16:59:54] [GpW]Skele: /nomovement off
[16:59:54] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been DISABLED
[16:59:58] [GpW]Skele: |||||[Get Me R!:] ||I just used get me r!(v0.2)
[16:59:59] GjeNka: hHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[17:00:00] >> Banned IP: 84.109.51.253
[17:00:00] *** [GpW]spaceboy was BANNED (FUCKER@!!!!!)

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#69 | [q]2011-08-01 19:53
[19:04:45] ÇÇzSóńiç: omg whos made this f,,,,,,,,,, engl laungauge ,.
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#70 | [q]2011-08-02 02:24

[19:32:23] GamÈplus+: Bird Morph confused the trigger background

??

W....
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#71 | [q]2011-08-03 09:52
[10:50:47] kimoCC: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5)
[10:50:48] Lukasz: IM stupid noob
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#72 | [q]2011-08-03 20:16
[09:11:32] *** Lukasz joined the game
[09:11:37] -t3>KeV: he
[09:11:38] -t3>KeV: y
[09:11:56] Lukasz: siema
[09:11:57] Lukasz: hi
[09:12:03] Console: Lukasz is no longer SPECTATING
[09:13:02] Lukasz: EJ GRAMY
[09:13:55] *** kimoCC joined the game
[09:13:59] -t3>KeV: hi
[09:13:59] *** kimoCC left the game
[09:14:09] Lukasz: HI
[09:14:12] -t3>KeV: lol
[09:14:13] Lukasz: START
[09:14:15] Lukasz: R
[09:14:21] -t3>KeV: im not gonna play emo
[09:14:25] -t3>KeV: im training wj emo
[09:14:49] Lukasz: YES
[09:14:50] Lukasz: START
[09:14:52] Lukasz: R
[09:14:54] -t3>KeV: lol.
[09:14:56] Lukasz: R
[09:14:59] Lukasz: 5
[09:14:59] -t3>KeV: im not playing against u XD
[09:15:03] Lukasz: YES
[09:15:03] -t3>KeV: i train wj
[09:15:08] Lukasz: YES
[09:15:10] -t3>KeV: emo
[09:15:22] Lukasz: PLAY GO
[09:15:24] Lukasz: GO PLAY
[09:15:51] Lukasz: R
[09:16:06] -t3>KeV: r
[09:16:13] Lukasz: R
[09:16:21] -t3>KeV: r
[09:16:24] Lukasz: R
[09:16:48] Lukasz: R
[09:16:52] -t3>KeV: R
[09:16:58] Lukasz: GETTING STARTED
[09:17:00] Lukasz: 5
[09:17:02] Lukasz: 4
[09:17:02] Lukasz: 3
[09:17:03] Lukasz: 2
[09:17:05] Lukasz: 1
[09:17:06] -t3>KeV: 0!
[09:17:07] Lukasz: START
[09:17:25] Lukasz: YOU ADMIN
[09:17:30] -t3>KeV: kurwa :_D
[09:17:35] Lukasz: CO
[09:17:39] Lukasz: MASZ ADMINA
[09:17:47] -t3>KeV: hm?
[09:17:51] Lukasz: YOU ADMIN
[09:17:58] -t3>KeV: i dont talk polish emo
[09:18:01] Lukasz: NO
[09:18:08] Lukasz: WPISZ /START
[09:18:12] -t3>KeV: german or english my friend emo
[09:18:18] -t3>KeV: emo
[09:18:24] Lukasz: WPISZ /START
[09:18:33] -t3>KeV: schiack kazing!
[09:18:36] Lukasz: NO
[09:18:39] -t3>KeV: kartoffel!
[09:18:42] Lukasz: YES
[09:18:53] -t3>KeV: jez sei mal ruhig du idiot! ich will hier nur in ruhe
[09:19:00] Lukasz: YES
[09:19:06] -t3>KeV: wj trainieren, du hälst mich davon nicht ab!
[09:19:10] -t3>KeV: verstanden?
[09:19:15] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:19:19] -t3>KeV: XD
[09:19:27] Lukasz: YES
[09:19:39] -t3>KeV: /start
[09:19:39] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:19:42] Lukasz: YES
[09:19:42] -t3>KeV: =/
[09:19:47] -t3>KeV: /START
[09:19:52] -t3>KeV: doesnt work =(
[09:19:54] Lukasz: TAK /START
[09:20:02] -t3>KeV: /START
[09:20:05] Lukasz: YES
[09:20:08] -t3>KeV: /START
[09:20:10] Lukasz: NO SPACE
[09:20:22] Lukasz: WPISZ /START
[09:20:26] -t3>KeV: /STARRT
[09:20:26] >> Invalid command...
[09:20:34] -t3>KeV: /STARRT
[09:20:34] >> Invalid command...
[09:20:46] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:21:02] -t3>KeV: / START
[09:21:02] >> Invalid command...
[09:21:13] Lukasz: WPISZ /START
[09:21:39] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:21:40] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:21:41] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:21:42] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:21:57] Lukasz: WRITE / START
[09:22:05] *** Lukasz left the game
[09:22:08] -t3>KeV: =(
[09:25:22] *** Lukasz joined the game




kartoffel!
jez sei mal ruhig du idiot! ich will hier nur in ruhe
wj trainieren, du hälst mich davon nicht ab! verstanden? = german emo

potato!
now be quiet u idiot! i just want to train wj here, and u wont stop me! understood?


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#73 | [q]2011-08-07 12:06
[13:05:18] kïtty[ÑÇ]: VERY
[13:05:19] kïtty[ÑÇ]: APIC
[13:05:21] kïtty[ÑÇ]: EPIV
[13:05:23] kïtty[ÑÇ]: PEIC
[13:05:23] Lena[FC]: XDXDDXXXD
[13:05:24] kïtty[ÑÇ]: EPIV
[13:05:25] Lena[FC]: EPIC?
[13:05:26] kïtty[ÑÇ]: EPIC
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#74 | [q]2011-08-07 12:26
@ Kev and Kimo: That's what you call, follied by Gienka (Lukasz) and Moti (that Polish name in the server at that time). emo
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#75 | [q]2011-08-07 12:57
łukasz is not gienka
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