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     Funniest moments! | [q]2012-07-09 03:08
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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#776 | [q]2012-05-19 06:14
[08:11:57] puntanel: BECAUSE
[08:12:01] puntanel: NEW MAP PLEASE
[08:12:07] Artem-ES-: no
[08:12:12] puntanel: BECAUSE!!!
[08:12:21] Artem-ES-: "because!!!" has no sense
[08:12:30] puntanel: MY FRIEND ZUZOVKA WANT NEXT
[08:12:36] puntanel: BECAUSE!!!!!!
[08:12:44] Artem-ES-: lol noob
[08:12:57] puntanel: BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:06] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:16] Artem-ES-: no
[08:13:18] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:18] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:19] puntanel: BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!T
[08:13:20] puntanel: BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!T
[08:13:21] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:22] puntanel: BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!T
[08:13:24] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:25] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:13:26] puntanel: PLEASE NEW MAP PLEASe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#777 | [q]2012-05-19 07:00
Hahaha, a nice one... Also that zuzovka once flooded my server with request to rename her/him... Even mute didn't save me - cuz she/he was rejoining a few times xd... Anyway - gg..

JJ2 would be boring without those flooders.

They pwn imo


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#778 | [q]2012-05-20 15:58
[15:49:52] ib)Nobukko2: /kick 14
[15:49:52] >> Kicked IP: 83.68.77.197
[15:49:52] *** ib)Nobukko2 was kicked off
[15:49:59] *** ib)Nobukko2 joined the game
[15:50:02] [CDF]Laro24: XD!!!
[15:50:02] ib)Nobukko2: WHO
[15:50:02] ib)Nobukko2: KICKED
[15:50:03] ib)Nobukko2: ME
[15:50:04] ib)Nobukko2: IDIOTS


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#779 | [q]2012-05-21 13:26
[13:25:30] sebi[master]: VREAU CU LITERE MICI

(I WANT lowercase)
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#780 | [q]2012-05-21 20:01
sebi pwns! I heard the lil guy on skype, he was pwning Iustin so much emo
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#781 | [q]2012-05-21 21:21
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We should treat everyone the same imo, so no matter someone's age, ppl should post what they say in this topic.



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#782 | [q]2012-05-21 21:24
You would also post someone falling for the ALT + F4 trick right? Same thing emo
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#783 | [q]2012-05-21 21:29
Man, I fell for that like 2 yrs agoemo
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#784 | [q]2012-05-21 21:41
Haha, yeah, I once did it on purpose because I knew it would end up here, and guess what? It did. emo


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#785 | [q]2012-05-21 22:07
WOW emo
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#786 | [q]2012-05-21 22:50
Stop spam.

Back to business: THREAD OF THE CENTURY
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#787 | [q]2012-05-21 23:00
This is way better...


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#788 | [q]2012-05-21 23:01
kimo, best paparazzi ever =))

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veg, remember to pick up our child from nursery tomorrow xd!
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#789 | [q]2012-05-22 10:12
hahahaha, yes I won't forget to pick somebody up today
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#790 | [q]2012-05-22 15:17
Playing a random 3v3..

[15:04:01] [-cÇ>Fuxd]: 1
[15:04:01] [-t3>SE']: 1
[15:04:01] [ib)Rá]: 1
[15:04:03] [ib)Rá]: xDD
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#791 | [q]2012-05-22 18:19
Dat moment when u laugh cuz u know ur screwed


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#792 | [q]2012-05-22 20:56
true story king!
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#793 | [q]2012-05-23 16:01
[15:58:36] ib)Boone: you could be great in jj2
[15:58:38] [GpW]DaMaR: like gta san andreas multiplayer
[15:58:44] [GpW]DaMaR: nah
[15:58:48] [GpW]DaMaR: i don't have skills emo
[15:58:52] ib)Boone: you do
[15:58:57] [GpW]DaMaR: mmmm.....
[15:59:05] [GpW]DaMaR: idk emo
[15:59:34] [GpW]DaMaR: and i need smt make me stronger emo
[15:59:51] [GpW]DaMaR: if i got gf in jj2
[15:59:54] [GpW]DaMaR: i would play emo
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#794 | [q]2012-05-25 21:53
[21:01:16] wKtK: we just decided on your router having cancer
[21:01:16] aEs Cirno: thanks


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#795 | [q]2012-05-27 23:37
Oldie but goldie, from JDC 19. Taken by EM on IRC and JJ2:

[20:45] * spazyboy is now known as Vulkan
[20:45] (Vulkan) hello?
[20:45] (EvilMike) hi?
[20:45] (Vulkan) hey evilmike
[20:45] (Vulkan) are you an admin of JDC?
[20:45] (EvilMike) yes
[20:46] (Vulkan) is it possible for you or anuther admin to ban someone from logging into jdc?
[20:46] (EvilMike) Yes... but that is only done for a few reasons
[20:47] (EvilMike) and only as a preventative measure
[20:47] (Vulkan) well when i try to login it says that the server config is broken
[20:48] (Vulkan) my username is Vulcan
[20:48] (EvilMike) yeah your account was banned. I'm going to check why
[20:48] (Vulkan) i know why
[20:48] (Vulkan) vegito banned me because he thought that SWEETMAN44 was me
[20:48] (EvilMike) Vegito doesn't have the ability to do bans
[20:48] (Vulkan) but that is my bro
[20:49] (Vulkan) and he has a laptop and we share the same IP
[20:49] (Vulkan) well he said he banned me
[20:49] (EvilMike) Well, vegito is able to request bans
[20:49] (Vulkan) so he tihnks i created fake duels
[20:49] (EvilMike) Yeah that can happen. If a user creates fake duels, we tend to go after all IP matches, because they tend to make fake accounts
[20:49] (Vulkan) can u unban me plz?
[20:50] (Vulkan) but i dont do that
[20:50] (Vulkan) i am not that kind if noob
[20:50] (Vulkan) of*
[20:50] (Vulkan) i am not a noob at all
[20:50] (Vulkan) can you unban me please?
[20:50] (EvilMike) is SWEETMAN44 also cooldude31?
[20:50] (Vulkan) no
[20:51] (Vulkan) he is my brother
[20:51] (Vulkan) sooooo....
[20:52] (Vulkan) now what?
[20:52] (Vulkan) all the admins think i am a liar
[20:53] (EvilMike) I don't think you're a liar, I'm just trying to figure some things out first
[20:53] (EvilMike) Why did you submit a bunch of duels against SWEETMAN44 in the first place?
[20:53] (Vulkan) because i PLAYED THEM WITH HIM
[20:54] (Vulkan) i need to verify duels
[20:55] (EvilMike) Fair enough. I'm going to have to point out that the rules say both that you cannot duel the same person a ton of times, and that you can't get new jj2 players to sign up just to duel them
[20:55] (Vulkan) hey evilmike?
[20:55] (Vulkan) SWEETMAN44 is on The Server online right now wanna go talk to him?
[20:55] (EvilMike) Yes, I'll talk to him

...in The Server...

[20:56:04] SWEETMAN44: hi
[20:56:21] evilmike: hello.
[20:56:52] evilmike: when did you start playing jj2?
[20:57:02] SWEETMAN44: btw Vulkan IS my bro and he DID play the duels
[20:57:04] SWEETMAN44: with me
[20:57:11] SWEETMAN44: and i suck like (-)(-)(-)(-)
[20:57:19] SWEETMAN44: how do you run?
[20:57:21] evilmike: thats fine, mistakes happen sometimes
[20:57:30] evilmike: how do I run?
[20:57:36] SWEETMAN44: how do I run
[20:57:38] SWEETMAN44: sorry
[20:57:48] evilmike: haven't you tried asking your brother?
[20:57:55] SWEETMAN44: he wont tell me
[20:58:02] evilmike: he won't tell you how to run in JJ@
[20:58:04] evilmike: jj2
[20:58:05] SWEETMAN44: he says figure ti out for urself
[20:58:18] evilmike: I see.
[20:58:19] SWEETMAN44: all i can do is walk
[20:58:26] SWEETMAN44: he is mean
[20:58:27] evilmike: that must be difficult
[20:58:49] evilmike: you seem to know how to jump
[20:58:50] SWEETMAN44: i fell like a rabbit
[20:58:54] SWEETMAN44: of wait
[20:58:57] SWEETMAN44: i am a rabbit
[20:58:58] SWEETMAN44: LOL
[20:58:59] evilmike: have you tried pressing other buttons before
[20:59:05] SWEETMAN44: ues
[20:59:07] SWEETMAN44: yes
[20:59:20] *** you got roasted by SWEETMAN44
[20:59:23] SWEETMAN44: lol?
[20:59:25] evilmike: you seem to know how to shoot as well
[20:59:38] SWEETMAN44: wtf?
[20:59:44] SWEETMAN44: i think i just found it
[20:59:48] SWEETMAN44: IT IS sHIFT
[20:59:49] evilmike: oh, incredible
[20:59:56] evilmike: it must have been me inspiring you
[21:00:05] SWEETMAN44: ty
[21:00:17] evilmike: you aren't very good at this, you know that?
[21:00:21] SWEETMAN44: yes
[21:00:37] evilmike: and I'm not talking about jj2
[21:00:47] SWEETMAN44: wat are u tlakin about?
[21:00:50] SWEETMAN44: talkin*
[21:01:09] evilmike: right, I'm going back to irc
[21:01:15] SWEETMAN44: ok

...back to #jj2...

[21:03] (EvilMike) Ok according to your "brother" you never taught him how to run (and yet somehow he figured it out just as I was talking to him), and yet you played a bunch of duels against him and submitted them??
[21:03] (Vulkan) evilmike?v
[21:03] (Vulkan) ummmm
[21:03] (Vulkan) yes about the duels
[21:04] (EvilMike) Look I'm going to be frank. I am very skeptical about this, but even if I were to believe him, if I was going to unban either of you, I would unban him, not you!
[21:04] (Vulkan) but he finally discoverd how to RUN?
[21:04] (Vulkan) YAY
[21:04] (EvilMike) If he was real, you obviously exploited him for easy points.
[21:04] (Vulkan) why?
[21:04] (EvilMike) That's plainly against the rules.
[21:04] (Vulkan) he IS real
[21:06] (EvilMike) I'm going to post this on the JDC forum and see what the other admins think. That's the best I can do for now

...and a bit later...

[21:09] (Vulkan) SWEETMAN44 wants to talk to you EM
[21:09] (Vulkan) on The Server
[21:10] (EvilMike) Why can't he just talk here
[21:10] (Vulkan) he sont have an account
[21:10] (Vulkan) dont*
[21:12] (Vulkan) Are you gonna talk to him?
[21:13] (Vulkan) EM are u gonna go talk to my bro?
[21:13] (EvilMike) Can't you just type /nick and let him talk here?
[21:13] (Vulkan) HOLD ON
[21:14] (Vulkan) srry for caps
[21:14] * Vulkan is now known as SWEETMAN44
[21:14] (SWEETMAN44) EVILMIKE!
[21:14] (SWEETMAN44) I WANT YOU TO UNBAN MY BRO FROM JDC
[21:14] (EvilMike) Why are you using caps here?
[21:14] (EvilMike) You were talking normally in the JJ2 server
[21:14] (Tros) SHUT UP EVILMIKE, I AM HAVING TROUBLE HEARING HIM.
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) i wanted you to unban him
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) and all u could say was I would rather unban him than you
[21:15] (EvilMike) Yes, I'd rather unban you.
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) i want you to unban both of us
[21:15] (EvilMike) But he exploited you for easy points!
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) why?
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) he didnt break any rule
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) niether did i]
[21:16] (EvilMike) You are the innocent one.
[21:16] (EvilMike) Actually he broke two rules.
[21:16] (Tros) EvilMike, why won't you listen to heart?
[21:16] (EvilMike) I HAVE NO HEART
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) no wonder
[21:16] (EvilMike) I've already said that I posted your case on the admin forum. I can't do anything more than that for now
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) i was the one who demanded him to duel me for JDC
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) i didnt care if he won or not
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) i just want to get better
[21:18] (SWEETMAN44) hey disguise
[21:18] (SWEETMAN44) man!
[21:18] (SWEETMAN44) he went off
[21:18] * SWEETMAN44 is now known as Vulkan
[21:18] (Disguise) who did?
[21:18] (Disguise) whats going on?
[21:18] (Vulkan) my bro
[21:18] (Disguise) all i know is i still cant fall asleep and its 5am, gah
[21:18] (Vulkan) have u made any new tilesets lately?
[21:18] (Disguise) yes i released a new one a week ago!
[21:18] (Vulkan) sweet
[21:19] (Vulkan) wats it called?
[21:19] (Disguise) i dunno i just made that up :p


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#796 | [q]2012-05-27 23:44
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#797 | [q]2012-05-28 01:04
im guessing EM was just trolling him or he had some SERIOUS nerves


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#798 | [q]2012-05-28 12:58
omg king u genius
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#799 | [q]2012-05-28 13:33
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#800 | [q]2012-05-28 18:24
my daddy is teh l33test person evar!! ^^

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