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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#1126 | [q]2013-04-17 22:15

[22:14:22] SlaYerCC: foly kurwa
[22:14:23] A5m0Cx: nr
[22:14:24] SlaYerCC: spec huju
[22:14:24] *** A5m0Cx is READY!
[22:14:25] Foly[Rv]: ?
[22:14:29] A5m0Cx: XD
[22:14:30] Foly[Rv]: enlish plz
[22:14:31] A5m0Cx: jeb jej
[22:14:39] tropiCCo: fuck her
[22:14:43] SlaYerCC: tea who you yeah bunny spec on
[22:14:44] A5m0Cx: XD
[22:14:45] SlaYerCC: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[22:14:47] A5m0Cx: XDDDDDDDDDD
[22:14:48] A5m0Cx: XDDDDDDDDDD
[22:14:50] SlaYerCC: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:14:52] SlaYerCC: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:14:54] A5m0Cx: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:14:57] A5m0Cx: HAHAHA
[22:15:04] A5m0Cx: ahahah
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#1127 | [q]2013-04-19 17:45
(I was translating 'jeb jej' and I hope I didn't make anything stupid there)
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#1128 | [q]2013-04-19 22:53
AHAHAHA EPIC XD
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#1129 | [q]2013-04-21 19:54
[19:51:13] -t3>CzEcH: btw: watching Flensburg-Hanburg
[19:51:16] -t3>CzEcH: right now
[19:51:18] GrytolleCC: cool
[19:51:20] -t3>CzEcH: nice match
[19:51:21] tropiCCo: Fle wins
[19:51:24] GrytolleCC: flens is a cool word in sweidsh btw
[19:51:36] GrytolleCC: its the stuff you get behind your foreskin if you dont
[19:51:39] GrytolleCC: clean your dick regularly
[19:51:47] -t3>CzEcH: hm?
[19:51:47] -t3>CJ: xd
[19:51:48] yk'CC: oO
[19:51:50] GrytolleCC: so we think flensburg is a funny name
[19:51:50] tropiCCo: HAHAHAH???????????
[19:51:51] GrytolleCC: xD
[19:52:07] yk'CC: ive never had that
[19:52:08] yk'CC: OO?
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#1130 | [q]2013-04-21 20:31
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[19:51:50] GrytolleCC: so we think flensburg is a funny name

"SMEGMA CASTLE" is the best name


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#1131 | [q]2013-04-22 18:04

[18:03:25] aEs Artegor: .,.,..,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,............,,,,,,,,
[18:03:32] [CC<SK]: stop
[18:03:34] [CC<SK]: doing that
[18:03:37] [CC<SK]: you making us look noob
[18:03:38] [CC<SK]: rly
[18:03:39] [aEs Artegor]: stop talking so much
[18:03:50] [aEs Artegor]: u look like our mother
[18:03:51] [aEs Artegor]: stop this
[18:03:54] [aEs Artegor]: stopthat
[18:03:55] [aEs Artegor]: blah blah
[18:03:56] [SlaYerCC]: XD
[18:03:56] *** -t3>BlckRosZ is READY!
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#1132 | [q]2013-04-22 21:25
One nice chatlog what made me smile and laugh of today:

[21:21:10] -t3>ÂńńęY!: hi
[21:21:12] -t3>ÂńńęY!: oo
[21:21:12] -t3>BlckRosZ: hey sis emo
[21:21:14] -t3>ÂńńęY!: emo
[21:21:16] Spazik[VS]: o kurwa
[21:21:17] Spazik[VS]: siostry
[21:21:19] -t3>ÂńńęY!: XDD
[21:21:20] Spazik[VS]: przyszly
[21:21:20] -t3>ÂńńęY!: haahahah
[21:21:21] SlaYerCC: xd

[Translated from polish to eng.: "o kurwa, the sisters came here"

I'm bk btw ;d. But not for every time XD emo ...


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#1133 | [q]2013-04-22 21:46

[21:45:19] *** Kryt\GpW/ joined the game
[21:45:23] SlaYerCC: wez wez
[21:45:25] SlaYerCC: wez wypierdalaj
[21:45:27] *** Kryt\GpW/ left the game
[21:45:28] A5m0Cx: XD
[21:45:29] SlaYerCC: HAAHAHAH
[21:45:30] A5m0Cx: lol
[21:45:34] SlaYerCC: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:45:36] A5m0Cx: haha
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#1134 | [q]2013-04-28 15:40
[22:29:30] -t3>CJ: kisiel
[22:29:35] SpR4VeG[VS]: chce kisiel
[22:29:36] l<ubus [Vs]: tez moze byc
[22:29:40] -t3>KeV: 4vs4?
[22:29:40] lame: budyn
[22:29:42] -t3>CJ: chcesz kisiel
[22:29:43] SpR4VeG[VS]: ble
[22:30:05] -t3>CJ: kisiel z ser
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#1135 | [q]2013-04-28 15:48
SirEmentaler wrote:
[22:29:30] -t3>CJ: kisiel
[22:29:35] SpR4VeG[VS]: chce kisiel
[22:29:36] l<ubus [vs]:="" tez="" moze="" byc="" [22:29:40]="" -t3="">KeV: 4vs4?
[22:29:40] lame: budyn
[22:29:42] -t3>CJ: chcesz kisiel
[22:29:43] SpR4VeG[VS]: ble
[22:30:05] -t3>CJ: kisiel z ser</ubus>


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#1136 | [q]2013-04-28 17:37
-75% modifier to diss effectiveness for using the same meme for the second time in one thread.
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#1137 | [q]2013-04-28 19:22
[19:21:12] [GrytolleCC]: lets pick map first
[19:21:12] A5m0Cx: XD
[19:21:12] SlaYerCC: /maxscore10
[19:21:13] Console: Max Score has been set to 10
[19:21:17] SlaYerCC: /timelimit10
[19:21:18] Console: Time Limit has been set to 10 minutes
[19:21:21] [SlaYerCC]: lvl?
[19:21:26] [SlaYerCC]: dw?
[19:21:26] [GrytolleCC]: dw?XD

[19:21:27] [SlaYerCC]: XD
[19:21:29] [SlaYerCC]: HAHAAHAHAHHAAH
[19:21:30] [AnnaCC]: okee
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#1138 | [q]2013-04-28 20:06

[20:05:34] SlaYerCC: /c sbv2

[[Sunday, April 28, 2013 at 20:05:39]]
**Current level: "Security Breach v2" - sbv2.j2l
**Game Mode: CTF
**Custom Mode: OFF
[20:05:39] >> Next level set to h (003)
[20:05:41] *** m0cz is READY!
[20:05:42] *** SlaYerCC is READY!
[20:05:44] *** GrytolleCC is READY!
[20:05:45] KrzysieCx: ostatnio maielm tu staty 20-1
[20:05:49] [GrytolleCC]: toni a XD
[20:05:49] SlaYerCC: na Rv?
[20:05:52] KrzysieCx: nie
[20:05:56] KrzysieCx: na za
[20:05:58] SlaYerCC: LOL
[20:05:58] m0cz: XD
[20:06:00] KrzysieCx: ;
[20:06:01] KrzysieCx: emo
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#1139 | [q]2013-04-29 16:46
Lithium: They don't lag, they have a ping advantage, which is not the same thing as lag.
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#1140 | [q]2013-04-29 16:49
Grytolle wrote:
Lithium: They don't lag, they have a ping advantage, which is not the same thing as lag.


What's funny about that, Gry you rds nub cheater you? :p

Ping advantage = having a better ping than your opponent. Lag is the opposite emo


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1141 | [q]2013-04-30 09:01
I hav ping 999+ is beter then you bcz I lag more is advantage for me server waits for me client waits for me I pwn u al haha emo
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#1142 | [q]2013-04-30 11:06
Eeeerhhhhhh as the player with the highest consistent ping I beg to differ SEVERELY. Clearly none of you know how latency works in the least bit.


*insert inane collection of quotes here*
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#1143 | [q]2013-05-01 11:44
Sean, im veri sure MS is was be sarcastic


Player: Air!
Air: ?
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#1144 | [q]2013-05-01 14:22
I was be thet
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#1145 | [q]2013-05-02 15:09
What's far worse than thinking ping is completely to do with latency, is thinking internet speed equals computer speed. I had someone thought their computer was slow from taking a while to download music files, then considering getting a new computer because of it.


You can play this game online???
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#1146 | [q]2013-05-06 17:31
[00:42:30] Zah Dud4h: not offence shaker but u are ugly

[16:21:10] Sellkadoom-CDF-: MS you should teach me german
[16:21:13] MS -CDF-: eh
[16:21:15] MS -CDF-: we speak dutch :­p
[16:21:16] Foly[Rv]: dutch*
[16:21:19] BlAcKeYe-CDF: maar ik kan toch niet spelen en tegelijk met 3
[16:21:20] Sellkadoom-CDF-: yes
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#1147 | [q]2013-05-07 19:06
hm?


Puke Nukem
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#1148 | [q]2013-05-07 23:26
[23:19:59] Console: >> Destique has logged in (Third)
[23:20:01] Destique: /NEXT
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#1149 | [q]2013-05-08 17:23
[16:31:50] V_eLeMeNtZ: that didnt make even half a sense

^ King
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#1150 | [q]2013-05-09 19:18
[20:16:46] gririririGpW: is brb away?
[20:16:50] gririririGpW: klol
[20:16:51] gririririGpW: br*
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