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#1301 | [q]2014-07-03 23:53
Man shaker I was just telling you about one person (probably a bot) told me that. I forgot to quote it and you trolled the shit out of me. emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo
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#1302 | [q]2014-07-04 14:05
life is brutal emo


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1303 | [q]2014-08-09 23:34

[23:36:16] MS -CDF-: ur right when Im inside her

[23:36:20] -t3>BlckRosZ: LOL

[23:36:22] rosecdf: what

[23:36:23] KRSplatinum: lol

[23:36:23] l<!ll3r: so nonsexual

[23:36:26] rosecdf: ?
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#1304 | [q]2014-08-20 15:06
wKtK playing a duel, left on one health, MS joins the server:

[15:11:07] MS -CDF-: hi
[15:11:11] MS -CDF-: long time no c

[15:11:17] wKtK: yeah, im at 1 :p


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1305 | [q]2014-08-29 13:26
NC noobnes

[12:47:16] abdoun[NC]: do you want join to nc clan
[12:47:19] Borgia: no


[21:42:30] Miky Roby<NC>: respect nc clan
[21:42:35] -CDF- Kodama: lol
[21:42:38] AhmED-CDF-: nah
[21:42:39] Bernard NC: dece apare A
[21:42:41] -CDF- Kodama: im going to post it to jj.net
[21:42:44] AhmED-CDF-: XDDD
[21:42:51] AhmED-CDF-: should leave this clan
[21:43:01] Miky Roby<NC>: fine i dont respect CDF
[21:43:10] Mateo NC: e ja igram ovo na 2 fps
[21:43:11] AhmED-CDF-: fine
[21:43:16] AhmED-CDF-: nc
[21:43:24] AhmED-CDF-: nc=nab clan
[21:43:25] AhmED-CDF-: lal
[21:43:33] Mateo NC: a minimalan fps pise 1000
[21:43:36] Miky Roby<NC>: fi atent bernard
[21:43:38] >> Wall Climbing has been ENABLED
[21:43:38] AhmED-CDF-: no one respect this clan
[21:43:44] AhmED-CDF-: bec it's inactive
[21:43:48] AhmED-CDF-: lel
[21:44:01] -CDF- Kodama: let's see you in CTF and we decide if we going
[21:44:04] -CDF- Kodama: to parody that clan
[21:44:07] AhmED-CDF-: XD
[21:44:08] Miky Roby<NC>: CDF- CRAB DICK Fuck
[21:44:21] AhmED-CDF-: nc nab clan for nabs
[21:44:23] -CDF- Kodama: xD
[21:44:32] Mateo NC: stfu


Fucked the signature.
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#1306 | [q]2014-09-06 23:14
Quote:
[21:44:08] Miky Roby<NC>: CDF- CRAB DICK Fuck


This was the funniest part just because of how tryhard-mean it is. Yes I'm evil.

Poking at NC has gotten old, tbh. I don't care for the "clan" nor see the point of it, just that whenever someone mentions it, people are like "NOOB CLAN XDD" and never shutup.


You can play this game online???
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#1307 | [q]2014-09-20 19:38
[19:42:12] [win]BC: dont be suck a pussy :p
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#1308 | [q]2014-10-30 19:41
[20:25:19] Foly-CDF-: here to join cdf? emo
[20:25:35] -t3>CJ: yeah, Dawid PL wants to join it
[20:25:37] -t3>BlckRosZ: yes
[20:25:39] -t3>CJ: I'm his support
[20:25:40] MS -CDF-: omg
[20:25:49] Foly-CDF-: does that mean both of you join? Pemo
[20:25:53] -t3>CJ: nop
[20:29:00] Dawid PL: i want member
[20:29:17] Dawid PL: wroce zaraz
[20:29:18] *** Dawid PL left the game
[20:29:35] *** Dawid PL CDF joined the game
[20:29:37] -t3>BlckRosZ: LOL
[20:29:37] -t3>CJ: hahaha
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#1309 | [q]2014-11-18 17:24
Speaking of which... emo

[17:15:19] \\FORZAJUVE\\: zerg
[17:15:42] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: ?
[17:15:46] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: zerg?
[17:15:49] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: whos that
[17:15:55] \\FORZAJUVE\\: I want be in -t3
[17:16:01] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: join it
[17:16:01] Foly-CDF-: recruit him!
[17:16:04] Foly-CDF-: let him please
[17:16:05] Foly-CDF-: emo
[17:16:05] Pre>ElecTRon: XD
[17:16:07] \\FORZAJUVE\\: yes
[17:16:18] Pre>ElecTRon: rename t3->Forzajuve
[17:16:21] Foly-CDF-: yeah
[17:16:23] Foly-CDF-: congratulations
[17:16:25] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: and ask
[17:16:25] Pre>ElecTRon: gbo rename t3->Forzajuve
[17:16:25] Foly-CDF-: you joined t3!
[17:16:28] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: cooperjazz
[17:16:37] Pre>ElecTRon: go rename t3->Forzajuve
[17:16:38] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: I mean, -t3>CJ
[17:16:55] hama: you are t3
[17:16:59] hama: rename
[17:17:04] hama: forzajuve t3
[17:17:09] \\FORZAJUVE\\: ok I go -t3>
[17:17:12] *** \\FORZAJUVE\\ left the game
[17:17:13] hama: yes
[17:17:13] Foly-CDF-: xDD
[17:17:16] Pre>ElecTRon: XD
[17:17:31] Foly-CDF-: congratz not zerg, you just recruited
[17:17:32] Foly-CDF-: a new member emo
[17:17:54] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: not as he needs to be on jjnet xD
[17:17:57] *** -t3>FORZAJUVE\\ joined the game
[17:18:00] Foly-CDF-: xD
[17:18:01] -t3>Not Zerg[fx]: lol
[17:18:01] Pre>ElecTRon: emo
[17:18:03] -t3>FORZAJUVE\\: perhabs
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#1310 | [q]2014-11-25 20:41
[20:38:21] [1]Dawid PL: Juhu come on of my server!
[20:38:28] [1]Dawid PL: Dawid server >3
[20:38:41] [1]Dawid PL: 127.0.0.1 please write address


Greetings,
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#1311 | [q]2014-11-26 18:37
Both are old but I found them now ^^

[20:44:57] BananoCx: "I wanna speak french between your legs"

[15:09:59] Dawid: start game
[15:10:12] Hope: alt + f4 for start
[15:10:16] *** Dawid left the game
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#1312 | [q]2014-12-02 23:21
[22:45:53] -t3>Plumbe: life is all a huge ladder, it will breake if you
[22:45:54] -t3>Plumbe: get fatter
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#1313 | [q]2014-12-03 00:13
my rhyme is tainted with a typo emo
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#1314 | [q]2014-12-28 14:48
[14:42:01] -t3>BlckRosZ: just came to say that MS farted


I will lead mankind into a new world.
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#1315 | [q]2014-12-28 16:39
[16:36:59] ArItrA: nick let's fap eachother
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#1316 | [q]2014-12-28 16:45
[21:06:44] [CDF]Jelly Jam: i'm a fapper i guess

Keep it up buddy! emo
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#1317 | [q]2014-12-28 22:15
[21:16:56] [20]Foly[CDF]: sometimes i dont even wear pants at all

[22:38:09] Hope: can you sing?
[22:38:14] [2]Foly[CDF]: yes but people would pay me
[22:38:15] [2]Foly[CDF]: to stop
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#1318 | [q]2014-12-29 21:18
[21:17:34] [CDF]Jelly Jam: dafuq, the warp target is between 2 tiles
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#1319 | [q]2014-12-29 21:49
Dear god, i didn't mean to say such a dirty thing in a JCS kinda way. I was just talking about the warp target in dw. The one where you get into the c box.
FU xd
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#1320 | [q]2015-01-04 13:29
[13:27:59] *** www.pornhub.com joined the game
[13:28:05] [3][CDF]Herobrine: KICK
[13:28:12] *** -t3>Plumbe joined the game
[13:28:33] [10]ShakerNL: bangladesh
[13:28:37] [3]www.pornhub.com: SAMI
[13:28:37] [7][CDF]Herobrine: sami
[13:28:40] [7][CDF]Herobrine: !k
[13:28:40] Console: [CDF]Herobrine got roasted...
[13:28:42] *** [3]www.pornhub.com was kicked off (redtube is better)
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#1321 | [q]2015-01-21 20:02
[18:42:03] SAMI: AiR
[18:42:18] Sadmax: u need air?
[18:42:47] Sadmax: keep breathing u will survive

for those who can't get it,he actually throught 1 means l
[19:03:46] Sadmax: I?
[19:04:01] Sadmax: u mean l
[19:04:08] *** Foly[CDF] roasted t3>Cäp`n Gucky
[19:04:09] *** t3>Cäp`n Gucky lost the Blue Flag
[19:04:11] Sadmax: l means lonely
*after some ctf codes and captures*
[19:06:51] Sadmax: u lonely
[19:08:03] Sadmax: go get gf if ur lonely

[19:22:19] Toni CC: I used to be the best player here once upon a time

[19:40:30] grýt0llèCc: lets have a quickie!
[19:40:32] grýt0llèCc: (no homo)

[19:40:54] grýt0llèCc: waiting for my first student to be r
[19:41:12] [CDF]Naps: first?
[19:41:18] grýt0llèCc: for her oral exam
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#1322 | [q]2015-01-25 22:48
We were playing a 3v3, when naruto captured the flag at one moment.

[22:44:41] *** CS-CDF- lost the Blue Flag
[22:44:42] *** Naruto-CDF- captured the flag
[22:44:46] [[CDF]Herobrine]: rna
[22:44:47] [kyrňcc]: e1
[22:44:48] Naruto-CDF-: A
[22:44:48] .: ||||You can visit our forum at jazzjackrabbit.net
[22:44:49] Naruto-CDF-: A
[22:44:49] *** Naruto-CDF- was kicked for SPAMMING
[22:44:49] *** Naruto-CDF- lost the Blue Flag
[22:44:49] *** Naruto-CDF- left the game
[22:44:50] *** ánnacc made the score
[22:44:50] *** Blue Team wins
[22:44:50] Console: Game has been automatically STOPPED

[10:15:40] admin: Gigo he put
[10:15:57] admin: Gigo he put me and CS in hall of flame

I just love grammar errors.
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#1323 | [q]2015-01-27 17:27
[11:23:31] Foly[CDF]: pathetic extrovert people that wont keep their
[11:23:32] Foly[CDF]: mouth shut
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#1324 | [q]2015-02-25 22:28
[16:27:00] Calm Splat: WE SHOULD GO FISHING!!
[16:27:03] TreyLina: I was thinking of that
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#1325 | [q]2015-03-01 22:16
[23:15:28] ShaneY CC: i love bananas with white moist
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