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Go to2021-06-10Funniest moments! Hahaha oh my god, I see some of you have saved some of my most embarrassing moments online.
I sure was dumb when I was 12.
Go to2021-05-15Funniest moments! Nice one!
Go to2021-05-15Funniest moments! [21:46:23] [CDF]Mango: who is the leader of t3
[21:46:26] *** -t3>SJ komt in het spel
[21:46:26] Console: >> -t3>SJ is automatically logged in (Admin)
[21:46:29] [CDF]MS: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Go to2020-05-19Funniest moments! emo
Go to2020-05-19Funniest moments! [23:46:21] Jety: pavlo, u wanted wrn's ip?
[23:46:24] Lynx-CDF-: as you with jety
[23:46:25] Jety: IP GOES HERE
[23:46:25] pavlus: ye
[23:46:27] pavlus: rlly?
[23:46:35] Jety: he kicked himself at camel
[23:46:37] Lynx-CDF-: but i will remember when jdc start
[23:46:38] Jety: and it was his ip
[23:46:48] pavlus: have u omar
[23:46:48] <<STEFKO>CDF>: how about 2v2?
[23:46:49] pavlus: ip?
[23:46:51] pavlus: i am lost
[23:46:52] pavlus: :c
[23:47:01] Jety: IP GOES HERE
[23:47:12] Lynx-CDF-: heh iam mby about sleep
[23:47:18] Jety: save it xd
[23:47:21] pavlus: i am Xd
[23:47:24] pavlus: ty <3
[23:47:36] Jety: but his ip changes often anyway
[23:47:41] Jety: every cto i think
[23:47:43] pavlus: oh fuck
[23:47:55] <<STEFKO>CDF>: that was probably
[23:48:02] Jety: he tried to check your ip too, if you don't know, pavlo xd
[23:48:03] <<STEFKO>CDF>: the first heart jety ever got
[23:48:10] pavlus: lol
[23:48:12] <<STEFKO>CDF>: in jj2
[23:48:12] pavlus: aahahahahaah
[23:48:16] pavlus: he cant i have vpn
[23:48:17] pavlus: idiot
[23:48:40] pavlus: brb,i wanna try ddos him xD

jety criminalista emo emo emo
Go to2020-05-19Funniest moments! [23:07:40] o0o: join cw server when
[23:07:41] [SRB]Pav: if u join in gpw i will get ur ip
[23:07:41] not el Krist0: u mad brinko?
[23:07:49] not el Krist0: and u do what pav?
[23:07:53] [SRB]Pav: magic
Go to2019-12-18Funniest moments! 1-/: i dont forfeit i just dont wanna play
emo
Go to2019-09-07Funniest moments! [20:00:05] DannyZ[CDF]: Jag var i Finland tidigare i år
[20:00:26] *** -t3>SJ left the game
Go to2019-08-08Funniest moments! Meanwhile in Gauntlet:

[16:17:02] Console: >> [CDF]Youssef has logged in (JJ2Player)
[16:17:19] [CDF]Youssef: CL Mean Connecting lost
[16:17:23] *** MS -CDF- roasted #PP!Empive
[16:17:23] #PP!Empive lost the Blue Flag
[16:17:25] MS -CDF-: cto
[16:17:25] *** AhMoCx captured the flag
[16:17:30] 2 minutes left...
[16:17:33] Lynx-CDF-: cl means carrot left
[16:17:38] [CDF]Youssef: LOL
Go to2019-01-25Funniest moments! [00:10:15] [CDF]Naps: or you can
[00:10:19] [CDF]Naps: annoy jelly's gf
[00:10:30] ShakerNL[GpW]: he has a gf?
[00:10:32] xitna: yes
[00:10:32] [CDF]Naps: make her leave jelly
[00:10:33] ShakerNL[GpW]: a7med?
[00:10:35] xitna: he got a life now
[00:10:35] WarrenCx: xD
[00:10:36] [CDF]Naps: xDD
[00:10:37] xitna: lmao
[00:10:44] xitna: a7med is ugly
Go to2018-08-21Funniest moments!
Go to2018-08-20Funniest moments! [18:30:28] Jelly[GpW]Jam: god i love the smell of my own farts
[18:30:42] Jelly[GpW]Jam: everyone does
[18:30:43] Jelly[GpW]Jam: ADMIT IT
[18:30:50] Smoke<({[NC]})>: y i do
[18:30:57] Jelly[GpW]Jam: I can fucking smell the paprika i had for lunch
Go to2018-07-24Funniest moments! [20:46:17] *** cooba[si] joined the game
[20:46:26] Toni CC: DIDNT COOBA LEAVE?
Go to2018-07-24Funniest moments! [01:04:04] L: C
[01:04:08] *** L roasted Jety
[01:04:08] Jety lost the Red Flag
[01:04:08] L: ROFL
[01:04:09] L: I SAID C
[01:04:11] L: AND JETY CAME
[01:04:13] L: AND I KILLED
[01:04:14] L: SMART
[01:04:15] A7med[GpW] made the score
[01:04:15] *** Red Team scored a point
[01:04:15] *** moatazcdf captured the flag
[01:04:15] WarrenCx: lol rose
[01:04:17] A7med[GpW]: XD
[01:04:18] WarrenCx: glup
[01:04:18] rosecc: lol
[01:04:18] Toni CC: hahaha
Go to2018-07-07Funniest moments! [22:14:00] * [NSC]North -TR- sends dick to brinko
[22:14:02] [NSC]North -TR-: lo
[22:14:03] [NSC]North -TR-: l
[22:14:05] [NSC]North -TR-: rip /me
[22:14:05] not tictaCDF NL: ROFEL
[22:14:07] Pavlus [GpW]: wtf D
[22:14:08] Brinko Ikamo: thank you emo
Go to2018-05-27Funniest moments!
[21:51:11] A7medGpW: coolman why u dont take powerups or carrot? :p
[21:51:23] you roasted m4
[21:51:23] Mindy made the score
[21:51:24] *** Red Team scored a point
[21:51:24] TR>[NSC]Coolman: not my job
Go to2018-05-02Funniest moments! emo
Go to2018-05-02Funniest moments! [18:22:28] [Jety[ini]]: jdc is for clowns, i proved it already
Go to2018-04-07Funniest moments! [14:10:22] not SmokeNC: jazz jackrabbit
[14:10:26] not SmokeNC: what the fuck does jack stand for
[14:10:30] not SmokeNC: xD
[14:10:31] Hyperion: jacking off ofc
Go to2018-03-03Funniest moments! [22:11:46] TR>[NSC]Coolman: this is exper and i am in my aunt
Go to2018-01-24Funniest moments! [23:52:27] Infinite: Mrs Jety, i want to with you again emo
Go to2017-12-16Funniest moments! [22:04:50] TreyLina: ah yeah i think i know why i awkwardly lose control now
[22:04:58] violetclm DM: Hormones?
Go to2017-12-16Funniest moments! [21:01:46] Smoke[NC]: there was supposed to be a sucker
[21:01:47] Smoke[NC]: underground
[21:01:51] Smoke[NC]: but i swam instead
[21:01:52] tictac CDF: there was
[21:01:53] violetclm DM: you were it
[21:01:53] violetclm DM: you were the sucker
[21:01:54] tictac CDF: it was u
[21:01:55] Jelly[GpW]Jam: I guess that's you
Go to2017-11-06Funniest moments! [11:33:00] Jety: Jety always wins

She's reffering to herself in the third person

HULK SMASH
Go to2017-10-15Funniest moments! [00:34:30] Jety: it's better than to play with old plus hackers on that public server
[00:34:31] Jety: xd
[00:34:44] Jelly[GpW]Jam: i was there bcs i was bored
[00:34:49] Jelly[GpW]Jam: duels are more boring than that
[00:34:59] Jety: nah
[00:35:03] Jety: duels > everything
Go to2017-10-14Funniest moments! To add to it, it was Smoke's server.
Go to2017-10-12Funniest moments! [22:21:51] Fabian[NC]: NC CLAN IS DEAD
[22:21:54] *** Fabian[NC] was BANNED
Go to2017-10-11Funniest moments! [22:12:36] Jety: so, Smoke, feel free to fk off and stfu from now, happy?
Go to2017-10-05Funniest moments! [22:45:21] Gigo: i love touching my balls
Go to2017-10-04Funniest moments! Jety's reaction after losing LRS duel(another 3 players were elminated quite fast) when I at beginning had like 5 lives and she had 9.

[22:55:34] Jety: wanna duel now, no?
[22:55:41] not el Kristo: nah
[22:55:45] not el Kristo: 1 duel is enough
[22:55:46] Jety: last match was lrs with many players
[22:55:52] not el Kristo: they didnt even move
[22:55:56] Jety: let's play now then
[22:56:12] Jety: ready? or scared? emo
[22:56:18] Jety: no clanmates on spec. mode
[22:56:41] Jety: so? are you playing?
[22:56:42] not el Kristo: u cant even win when im away for 1 month
[22:56:44] not el Kristo: lel
[22:56:57] Jety: we didn't duel yet
[22:57:03] not el Kristo: no clanmates
[22:57:03] not el Kristo: lol
[22:57:04] not el Kristo: XD
[22:57:10] Jety: let's just play
[22:57:12] Jety: :>

Go to2017-09-12Funniest moments! Welcome to RaNo's lessons

[14:57:24] A7med[ini]: rano my english teacher
[14:57:29] RaNo[ini]: yes?
[14:57:30] RaNo[ini]: nothing?
[14:57:37] A7med[ini]: teach me bitch
[14:57:45] RaNo[ini]: ok ok fine gosh
[14:57:48] RaNo[ini]: lesson 1:
14:57:49] RaNo[ini]: wopen
[14:57:54] A7med[ini]: wopen?
[14:57:56] RaNo[ini]: ye
[14:57:57] RaNo[ini]: s
[14:58:02] A7med[ini]: ok ok
[14:58:05] A7med[ini]: wopen
[14:58:14] A7med[ini]: and?
[14:58:20] RaNo[ini]: lesson 2:
[14:58:22] RaNo[ini]: don't fuck wopen
[14:58:28] A7med[ini]: ok ok i will try
[14:58:30] A7med[ini]: and?
[14:58:40] RaNo[ini]: tell everyone that wopen is ur friend
[14:58:46] A7med[ini]: ok
[14:58:53] A7med[ini]: wopen is ur friend
[14:58:55] A7med[ini]: GUYS
[14:58:56] A7med[ini]: wopen is ur friend
[14:58:56] RaNo[ini]: yes
[14:58:58] RaNo[ini]: TRUE
[14:59:00] RaNo[ini]: VERY TRUE
[14:59:04] Asuall[13]: !rank
[14:59:05] 4. Asuall (2:44.957)
[14:59:05] Asuall[13]: !k
[14:59:05] Console: Asuall[13] sneezed too hard
[14:59:07] A7med[ini]: iam good ‰
[14:59:11] A7med[ini]: learning fast
[14:59:13] RaNo[ini]: yes yes
[14:59:14] RaNo[ini]: you are
[14:59:22] A7med[ini]: !s ^_^
[14:59:23] RaNo[ini]: good boy
[14:59:29] A7med[ini]: and ?
[14:59:32] Asuall[ini]: !NEXT
[14:59:32] The level will cycle in 30 seconds. Type !no to vote against it.
[14:59:39] RaNo[ini]: don't tell anyone that they are noob
[14:59:44] RaNo[ini]: evenif they have 10000 deathsand 0 kills
[14:59:47] The level will cycle in 15 seconds.
[14:59:51] RaNo[ini]: deaths and*
[14:59:51] A7med[ini]: ok
[14:59:57] The level will cycle in 5 seconds.
[14:59:58] 4...
[14:59:59] 3...
[15:00:00] 2...
[15:00:01] 1...
[15:00:01] A7med[ini]: asu?
[15:00:02] Game ends in a TIE
[15:00:04] Asuall[ini]: me
[15:00:07] *** Pregame has STARTED
[15:00:07] 10 minutes left...
[15:00:08] A7med[ini]: they are not noob

* next lvl *

[15:00:24] A7med[ini]: dont
[15:00:24] RaNo[ini]: GOOD BOY
[15:00:26] A7med[ini]: done
[15:00:33] A7med[ini]: i think teacher give kiss ?
[15:00:36] RaNo[ini]: no
[15:00:41] RaNo[ini]: they don't
[15:00:41] A7med[ini]: why?
[15:00:44] A7med[ini]: kiss kis
[15:00:47] RaNo[ini]: no no
[15:00:49] A7med[ini]: ok
[15:00:53] RaNo[ini]: don't make me say u r a bad boy
[15:00:53] A7med[ini]: hahaha
[15:00:55] RaNo[ini]: not after all of this
[15:00:58] A7med[ini]: NONONO
[15:01:02] RaNo[ini]: ok good boy
[15:01:02] A7med[ini]: iam good
[15:01:06] A7med[ini]: yes hehe
[15:01:07] Asuall[ini]: bad boy
[15:01:08] Asuall[ini]: XD
[15:01:09] RaNo[ini]: no
[15:01:10] RaNo[ini]: asu
[15:01:13] RaNo[ini]: he is a GOOD BOY
[15:01:14] A7med[ini]: no asu
[15:01:16] RaNo[ini]: pat pat
[15:01:18] A7med[ini]: iam gud (y)
[15:01:19] Asuall[ini]: XDDDD
[15:01:24] RaNo[ini]: good boy
[15:01:26] Asuall[ini]: no
[15:01:28] Asuall[ini]: XD
[15:01:29] A7med[ini]: hehe
[15:01:31] RaNo[ini]: asu he is a good boy!!
[15:01:35] RaNo[ini]: i taught him stuff
[15:01:36] A7med[ini]: yes iam
[15:01:36] RaNo[ini]: now he is good
[15:01:40] A7med[ini]: thanks teacher
[15:01:43] RaNo[ini]: no problem
[15:01:44] Asuall[ini]: XD

then he got 2 strikes

*later*

[15:15:40] Jety: 200-0 ofc., but it's fun to get rekt vs me
i wish i could post more, but i think that's a little bit too much.




Go to2017-09-12Funniest moments! hahaha gg
I've actually seen a quite similar logs xd
Go to2017-09-11Funniest moments!
Go to2017-08-27Funniest moments! [23:55:28] RaNo: i used cum
Go to2017-08-14Funniest moments! [17:02:10] Jety: Lazar, duel me nub on olcgarden
[17:02:23] L: olcgarden is where i was born
[17:02:59] wrncx: that admission expresses alot of stuff
[17:03:03] wrncx: your barbaric manners
[17:03:10] [CDF]Naps: rofl
[17:03:12] wrncx: you became too transparent now
Go to2017-08-01Funniest moments! [04:47:30] Smoke[NC]: do u remember where orbitz is from?
[04:47:34] wrncx: no idea
[04:47:40] P-F[Gpw]: canada
[04:47:41] Laser: yes ik from where
[04:47:44] Laser: he from canada
[04:47:45] Smoke[NC]: from tezk?
[04:47:46] Smoke[NC]: oh ok
[04:47:47] Laser: city ontario
[04:47:52] Smoke[NC]: thanks CIA
[04:47:54] Laser: xD
[04:48:05] Laser: but why u want to know from where is he?
[04:48:15] Smoke[NC]: 2 assasinate him
[04:48:20] Laser: emo
[04:48:25] Laser: u r a jew then
[04:48:27] Laser: go kill
[04:48:27] Laser: xD
Go to2017-07-06Funniest moments! [00:16:06] *** Red Team scored a point
[00:16:24] *** DawidPracki012 captured the flag
[00:16:28] *** P-F[Gpw] captured the flag
[00:16:37] DawidPracki012: !stop
[00:16:38] Game has been STOPPED
[00:16:39] DawidPracki012: wait
[00:16:40] DawidPracki012* has morphed to Lori!
[00:16:43] DawidPracki012: !start
[00:16:43] Game has been STARTED
[00:16:48] DawidPracki012: when i lori
[00:16:56] you roasted DawidPracki012
[00:16:56] DawidPracki012 lost the Red Flag
[00:17:00] DawidPracki012: i hate lori
[00:17:01] DawidPracki012: !stop
[00:17:01] Game has been STOPPED
[00:17:03] DawidPracki012 has morphed to Jazz!
Go to2017-04-22Funniest moments! [06:30:20] *** ShakerNL captured the flag
[06:30:20] PJ CC: outgrown is FS' best battle level since ARF
[06:30:24] -t3>CJ: how do you eeven control MIRV
[06:30:26] PJ CC: imo
[06:30:27] *** SAMI captured the flag
[06:30:30] SAMI: help
[06:30:31] cooba[si]: you aim up and fire
[06:30:33] [P-F[Gpw]]: R
[06:30:40] [SAMI]: 3
[06:30:41] cooba[si]: and hope it kills somebody on the way down
[06:30:44] -t3>CJ: Xd
[06:30:46] PJ CC: that being said I did like TS a lot too
[06:30:50] FawFuLCC: cooba I don't care if you say solo or not
[06:30:52] VegitoCC: it shoots left/right too
[06:30:54] cooba[si]: lmao
[06:30:56] [P-F[Gpw]]: nr
[06:30:57] FawFuLCC: for me - its
[06:31:03] -t3>CJ: ah
[06:31:07] cooba[si]: where is crazyrabbit anyway
[06:31:10] cooba[si]: in colony?
[06:31:11] you got roasted by ShakerNL
[06:31:11] ShakerNL is on a KILLING SPREE!
[06:31:17] [P-F[Gpw]]: esn
[06:31:21] -t3>CJ: so it's an aoe hit
[06:31:22] PJ CC: I heard he tried to avoid service or something
[06:31:23] [SAMI]: 3
[06:31:25] cooba[si]: lol
[06:31:26] VegitoCC: lol
[06:31:26] *** ShakerNL roasted Tropicalicus[NC]2007
[06:31:27] FawFuLCC: zoro
[06:31:28] [SAMI]: kill e
[06:31:28] -t3>CJ: that explains
[06:31:29] FawFuLCC: xP
[06:31:29] -t3>CJ: xd
[06:31:40] [SAMI]: kill E
[06:31:41] VegitoCC: emo
[06:31:41] cooba[si]: fawful u think u're cool with ur "web words"
[06:31:42] -t3>CJ: emo
[06:31:43] cooba[si]: like pwned
[06:31:43] [P-F[Gpw]]: Es2
[06:31:47] *** -t3>CJ roasted PJ CC
[06:31:47] you got roasted by ShakerNL
[06:31:48] [SAMI]: s 3
[06:31:48] -t3>CJ: YES
[06:31:51] [P-F[Gpw]]: nsn
[06:31:53] [P-F[Gpw]]: Ns
[06:32:02] ShakerNL: S3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!|!|!|!
[06:32:05] [SAMI]: ready to score, kill E asap
[06:32:07] [SAMI]: 2
[06:32:07] cooba[si]: wat
[06:32:11] [P-F[Gpw]]: Nr
[06:32:13] ShakerNL: attack :C
[06:32:17] *** SAMI roasted cooba[si]
[06:32:18] VegitoCC: we are
[06:32:20] *** VegitoCC roasted PJ CC
[06:32:25] [P-F[Gpw]]: e1
[06:32:25] cooba[si]: nah 2lazy B-)
[06:32:27] VegitoCC: it just takes a bit
[06:32:28] PJ CC: vegito has established a nest
[06:32:42] PJ CC: too bad it's not raven
[06:32:46] PJ CC: or that would be funnier to say
[06:32:47] PJ CC: emo
[06:32:51] [SAMI]: kill E
[06:32:54] you got roasted by ShakerNL
[06:32:57] [P-F[Gpw]]: ns
[06:32:57] *** SAMI roasted -t3>CJ
[06:32:59] VegitoCC: in fact, emperor would work too
[06:33:00] cooba[si]: raven has established a fat shit
[06:33:09] [P-F[Gpw]]: c
[06:33:11] [PJ CC]: e2
[06:33:13] [SAMI]: 3
[06:33:15] [PJ CC]: E1
[06:33:16] [PJ CC]: 2
[06:33:19] *** ShakerNL roasted PJ CC
[06:33:23] [SAMI]: kill E immeadiately
[06:33:30] [PJ CC]: e2nc
[06:33:36] [P-F[Gpw]]: e1
[06:33:37] [PJ CC]: bt
[06:33:40] [PJ CC]: r
[06:33:41] [PJ CC]: rt
[06:33:45] *** Tropicalicus[NC]2007 roasted -t3>CJ
[06:33:50] [PJ CC]: 2
[06:33:55] [SAMI]: 3
[06:33:59] [NY00123]: e3
[06:34:02] *** ShakerNL roasted PJ CC
[06:34:02] ShakerNL is on a RAMPAGE!
[06:34:08] PJ CC: I love how the roller
[06:34:08] [P-F[Gpw]]: es1
[06:34:13] [SAMI]: kill E
[06:34:15] PJ CC: just seems perfectly at home in this level
[06:34:15] cooba[si]: roller pu rolls up walls btw
[06:34:15] [SAMI]: now
[06:34:15] [P-F[Gpw]]: E1
[06:34:22] [SAMI]: kill E now
[06:34:23] *** NY00123 roasted -t3>CJ
[06:34:24] [SAMI]: fast
[06:34:27] VegitoCC: is there a roller pu here?
[06:34:29] PJ CC: it doesn't feel tacked on in any way
[06:34:29] cooba[si]: nope
[06:34:31] PJ CC: no
[06:34:36] PJ CC: but there's one available in the script
[06:34:36] cooba[si]: but if you /sp and jjgod
[06:34:47] [P-F[Gpw]]: e cto
[06:34:48] [SAMI]: kill E ffs
[06:34:48] VegitoCC: wee CTO's
[06:34:55] *** PJ CC roasted ShakerNL
[06:34:55] ShakerNL's killing spree was ended by PJ CC!
[06:34:56] ShakerNL lost the Blue Flag
[06:34:56] SAMI made the score
[06:34:56] *** Blue Team scored a point
[06:34:58] SAMI: gg
[06:34:59] *** P-F[Gpw] captured the flag
[06:34:59] SAMI: gj
[06:35:00] [P-F[Gpw]]: 1
[06:35:01] ShakerNL: I blame cto
Go to2017-04-21Funniest moments! you scared razfiut away
Go to2017-04-20Funniest moments! [17:40:47] Razfire[win]: community here is rubbish nowadays, don't know why I even came back
[17:40:50] *** Razfire[win] left the game
[17:40:50] *** Dor[1] left the game
[17:40:56] Smoke[NC][win]: now that's what you call
[17:40:57] Smoke[NC][win]: an RQ
[17:41:16] Smoke Detector: LOL
Go to2017-04-16Funniest moments! [12:08:40] Smoke[NC]: DW=diamndous wars?
Go to2017-04-01Funniest moments! Okay, it might be 1st April but this is just hilarious! emo

[22:07:09] Jety: i have no enemies, i'm too friendly for everyone
Go to2017-04-01Funniest moments! Jety's reaction for our 4-0 for me total result.


[15:28:39] Jety: krzy, you admit to play every day at last jdc round
[15:28:46] not el Kristo: lol
[15:28:48] Jety: why didn't you play? xd
[15:28:51] [NSC]Coolman67: shaker bot yapmasini biliyonmu
[15:29:31] Jety: krzy, no answer? xd
[15:29:33] not el Kristo: it was before u started to be annoying fuck
[15:29:37] not el Kristo: + jdc ended
[15:29:41] ShakerNL2: triggered
[15:29:47] Jety: i'm not annoying
[15:29:49] not el Kristo: yes uare
[15:30:13] Jety: try to win vs me without Rew's help from spec. mode ;>
[15:30:16] not el Kristo: XD
[15:30:17] not el Kristo: hahahaha
Go to2017-03-04Funniest moments! [17:33:18] [Gpw]P-F: I wanna play team game
[17:33:41] Jety: find players for playing tb then xd
[17:33:52] not el Kristo: team game is also ctdf
[17:34:56] Jety: krzy, tb 1vs1 till 10 with smhealth 5 on battle map? it's ctf too
Go to2017-02-23Funniest moments! [22:17:43] Smoke[NC]: w8 u in poland/?
[22:17:49] tictac[PL]: i went up and down today like 7 times already
[22:17:49] A7med: no
[22:17:50] tictac[PL]: i am
[22:17:54] Smoke[NC]: in prague?
Go to2017-02-19Funniest moments! [17:16:55] Miky[CDF]Roby: Im here to rule the world(hi)
Go to2017-01-31Funniest moments! [20:51:15] [NSC]Coolman67: Kyro web is a bot?
[20:51:20] kyr0CC: no its a human
Go to2017-01-24Funniest moments! The funny part is how he wrote noone instead of no one hardy har har
Go to2017-01-24Funniest moments! [19:14:12] LoonCC: noone pays attention to me
[19:14:15] LoonCC: i love cunts
Go to2017-01-07Funniest moments! [18:13:29] Miky[CDF]Roby: ill go watch anime (redtube)
Go to2017-01-04Funniest moments! [19:27:34] T3 Rübenschwein: gpw = go pause and wait
Go to2016-12-17Funniest moments! This actually worked, lol..


[00:49:11] VS[Ktos]: loon, but
[00:49:12] VS[Ktos]: why.
[00:49:14] LooñCC: why do i have this
[00:49:17] tictac CDF: xD
[00:49:18] Axel829: Press F4
[00:49:23] Gigo: ..
[00:49:25] Axel829: or F3
[00:49:27] VS[Ktos]: alt + f4 rather
[00:49:34] *** Axel829 left the game
[00:49:34] *** Max180 left the game
[00:49:34] *** Leo296 left the game
[00:49:37] LooñCC: LOL
[00:49:38] VS[Ktos]: wait
[00:49:39] VS[Ktos]: what
[00:49:43] VS[Ktos]: did it actually work?
[00:49:44] LooñCC: DID THAT ACTUALLY WORK?
[00:49:48] LooñCC: lol?
[00:49:48] VS[Ktos]: WHAT
[00:49:50] VS[Ktos]: XD
[00:49:51] LooñCC: XD
[00:49:52] *** Axel829 joined the game
[00:49:52] *** Max180 joined the game
[00:49:52] *** Leo296 joined the game
[00:49:53] LooñCC: holy shit
[00:49:55] VS[Ktos]: THATS A FIRST ONE
[00:49:57] VS[Ktos]: IN A LONG TIME
[00:50:00] LooñCC: yeah
[00:50:01] LooñCC: lol
[00:50:05] LooñCC: omg
Go to2016-12-08Funniest moments! [20:21:04] Jety: arrows makes it less skill based game
Go to2016-11-21Funniest moments! [06:51:43] Console: >> RaNo is automatically logged in (Public)
[06:51:49] [Gpw]P-F is now released from jail!
[06:51:50] Console: RaNo is now SPECTATING[06:51:51] [Gpw]P-F: hi rano
[06:51:53] [Gpw]P-F threw number 5
[06:51:54] Yusuf: hey riri
[06:51:58] RaNo: hi
[06:52:03] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:52:08] RaNo: FUCK
[06:52:08] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:52:09] Yusuf: wut[06:52:12] RaNo: emo
[06:52:17] Yusuf threw number 2
[06:52:35] [Gpw]P-F threw number 3
[06:52:38] Console: RaNo is no longer SPECTATING
[06:52:40] [Gpw]P-F is arrested!
[06:52:41] Console: RaNo is now SPECTATING
[06:52:43] [Gpw]P-F is now jailed!
[06:52:45] Yusuf: LOOOOL
[06:52:45] RaNo: ****
[06:52:49] Yusuf: AGAIN
[06:52:50] Yusuf: HAHAHAHA
[06:52:52] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:52:57] RaNo: fo
[06:52:58] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:52:58] Yusuf: fuck
[06:53:02] Yusuf: oh
[06:53:06] Yusuf: lol
[06:53:08] Yusuf threw number 4
[06:53:11] RaNo: piko?
[06:53:15] Yusuf: fk
[06:53:18] RaNo: lol
[06:53:23] RaNo: i have one owned by me
[06:53:25] RaNo: how?
[06:53:27] [Gpw]P-F is jailed for 2 more rounds.
[06:53:30] Yusuf: LOL?
[06:53:31] RaNo: is it from the last time?
[06:53:31] Yusuf: HOW
[06:53:35] RaNo: i dunno xDDD
[06:53:37] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:53:40] RaNo: and who is piko?
[06:53:43] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:53:51] RaNo: i see Raneforus Road owned by piko
[06:53:51] Yusuf threw number 4
[06:54:07] RaNo: I wanna play :-(
[06:54:09] Yusuf: wat is free parking for
[06:54:10] [Gpw]P-F is jailed for 1 more round.
[06:54:20] RaNo: IT lets you pass free
[06:54:20] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:54:25] Yusuf: lol
[06:54:25] RaNo: fuk
[06:54:26] Yusuf: -5
[06:54:26] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:54:34] RaNo: i am not freaking playing XD
[06:54:34] Yusuf threw number 5
[06:54:36] [Gpw]P-F: we have to reset game to let Rano play
[06:54:40] Yusuf paid 15 coins to avoid jail!
[06:54:46] Yusuf: hehe
[06:54:51] RaNo: we can /r?
[06:54:53] [Gpw]P-F is now released from jail!
[06:54:55] Yusuf: ok
[06:54:57] [Gpw]P-F threw number 6
[06:55:02] Yusuf: OMG
[06:55:04] Yusuf: YESSSSS
[06:55:08] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:55:12] RaNo: fuckkkk
[06:55:14] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:55:14] Yusuf: what are u pf
[06:55:17] Yusuf: apple
[06:55:17] Yusuf: ?
[06:55:20] RaNo: yup
[06:55:22] RaNo: apple
[06:55:22] [Gpw]P-F: yes
[06:55:23] Yusuf threw number 1
[06:55:29] Yusuf: hmmmm
[06:55:30] RaNo: orangi
[06:55:38] [Gpw]P-F: Im apple
[06:55:39] RaNo: i wanna be that
[06:55:39] Yusuf: rent for 32 coins....
[06:55:42] Yusuf has bought Industrius Section for 80 coins.
[06:55:48] RaNo: krzbi?
[06:55:51] RaNo: wow
[06:56:00] RaNo: you payed alo
t[06:56:02] [Gpw]P-F threw number 2
[06:56:03] RaNo: ike that.
[06:56:07] [Gpw]P-F gains a wild card for JAIL!
[06:56:17] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:56:17] RaNo: not jail again
[06:56:23] RaNo: 45 xD
[06:56:23] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:56:26] RaNo: -45
[06:56:29] RaNo: who is that?
[06:56:32] Yusuf threw number 3
[06:56:33] RaNo: space?
[06:56:43] RaNo: school started
[06:56:49] [Gpw]P-F's turn
[06:56:51] [Gpw]P-F threw number 2
[06:56:57] [Gpw]P-F is now jailed!
[06:57:02] RaNo: not again
[06:57:04] RaNo: fo
[06:57:05] RaNo didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:57:05] Yusuf: wtf
[06:57:11] RaNo: that is not fair
[06:57:11] didn't throw the dice. Penalty for idle: -20 coins!
[06:57:14] RaNo: watf
[06:57:19] Yusuf threw number 6
[06:57:25] RaNo: yusuf :hi
[06:57:29] RaNo: yusuf :hi P-F
[06:57:34] Yusuf: wt
[06:57:37] [Gpw]P-F is jailed for 2 more rounds.
[06:57:42] RaNo: Police : STOP ATTACKING EACH OTHER IN JAIL
[06:57:47] RaNo: POLICE : FO!
[06:57:50] RaNo: POLICE : HURRY!
[06:58:00] RaNo: POLICE : GET THEM OUT OF THE FREAKING JAIL!
[06:58:03] Yusuf threw number 6
[06:58:10] RaNo: *swats get Yusuf out of the jail *
[06:58:18] RaNo: Police : Don't ever get IN HERE AGAIN
[06:58:19] [Gpw]P-F is jailed for 1 more round.
Go to2016-11-11Funniest moments! The Camel origins. lel
Go to2016-11-11Funniest moments! hihih i just found this in here:

Quote:
kyro hosted his own server for the first time
[03:53:28] Kyro: how to make my self invisible
[03:53:31] suprem: alt+f4
[03:53:33] moti: XD
(server stopped)
***** End of Log [[Sunday, September 11, 2011 at 03:53:35]] *****


emo
Go to2016-09-11Funniest moments! I just randomly joined Puke Nuk3m Arena and this was happening...

[12:37:15] SaD: i will go to grandma
[12:37:27] SaD: I WILL COCK
Go to2016-09-06Funniest moments! [05:21:18] Laser: does ur pussy is small or big
[05:21:19] Laser: ?
Go to2016-09-06Funniest moments! i dont find it so funny tho ,i could have said that without pm with no problems ,if he/she prefered that way ,so it be.
Go to2016-09-05Funniest moments! You can guess only once who he was writing this !pm to emo

[22:57:11] \GpW/Kryt: !pm a condition ,if i play battle with u ,u play ctf with me
[22:57:14] \GpW/Kryt: Xd
[22:57:17] tropiCCo: rofl
[22:57:19] not mentos: HAHAHAHA
[22:57:22] tropiCCo: hahahahaha
[22:57:22] Trrranquila: hety xD
[22:57:23] Trrranquila: hahahahah
[22:57:23] kyr0CC: Lmao
[22:57:24] gpwkobaja: Xd
[22:57:25] not mentos: that's a fair condition
[22:57:28] not mentos: but she never delivers
Go to2016-08-17Funniest moments! [16:48:43] tictac CDF: i even made blowjobs
[16:48:44] tictac CDF: ok
[16:48:46] tictac CDF: dont read that
[16:48:46] tictac CDF: xd
Go to2016-08-17Funniest moments! [15:29:30] Console: Baileys Irish Cream, Kahlúa, and Amaretto with w
[15:29:30] Console: hipped cream make a(n) -?
[15:29:31] Toni CC: blue lagoon
[15:29:37] Toni CC: sex on the beach
[15:29:39] Console: HINT: _______
[15:29:40] Toni CC: xd i know no more cocktails
[15:29:41] o0o: tomg wtf
[15:29:49] Console: HINT: _____ob
[15:29:59] Console: HINT: B_o__ob
[15:30:03] Toni CC: blobbob
[15:30:06] Toni CC: blossob
[15:30:07] o0o: bronobob
[15:30:08] o0o: XD
[15:30:09] [RO]Laser: blowjob
[15:30:10] Console: [RO]Laser is correct! The answer was:
[15:30:10] Console: Blowjob

[15:30:12] [RO]Laser: lol
[15:30:13] Toni CC: LOL
[15:30:13] o0o: WTF
[15:30:15] Toni CC: HAHAHA
[15:30:15] o0o: lol
[15:30:16] [RO]Laser: XDDDD
[15:30:17] Console: Question 13:
[15:30:18] Console: Applejack, Lime juice and Grenadine make a(n) -
[15:30:18] Toni CC: ROFL
[15:30:18] o0o: XD
[15:30:18] [RO]Laser: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[15:30:23] Toni CC: omfg
[15:30:26] o0o: wtf
[15:30:27] Console: HINT: ____ ____
[15:30:28] o0o: hahaha
Go to2016-08-10Funniest moments! [23:52:14] SmokeNC: lets play halll of the burger king with kingcx emo
Go to2016-08-10Funniest moments! [10:17:21] [RO]Laser[1]: learn how to write and then talk with me
Go to2016-08-06Funniest moments! Man, sucer moves like jagger. Really hoped my fins would make it further in the tourney :'( Miss playing with snz.
Go to2016-08-04Funniest moments! [23:01:02] FIN Snooze: overall finland did quite well
[23:01:04] [GER]Plumbe: oh D:
[23:01:06] FIN CJ: yeah xP
[23:01:12] FIN CJ: without the legend raven
[23:01:12] [GER]KeV: uhm no splat
[23:01:18] FIN CJ: who already played in '97 abyss
[23:01:22] FIN CJ: and is now retired
[23:01:24] [GER]KeV: is sucer such bad at teamplay?
[23:01:29] FIN CJ: well
[23:01:29] [GER]KeV: i remember jjb complaining abt him XD
[23:01:38] FIN CJ: JJB wasn't too wrong
[23:01:39] FIN CJ: XD
[23:01:42] [GER]KeV: haha
[23:01:53] FIN CJ: sucer just has a bit of ego problems sometimes
[23:01:59] [GER]Plumbe: was jj2 abyss sotmething comparable to a cw?
[23:02:07] FIN CJ: lol
[23:02:16] FIN CJ: it was just a prank by raven
[23:02:17] FIN CJ: or idk
[23:02:17] FIN CJ: emo
[23:02:25] [GER]Plumbe: but but but
[23:02:34] [GER]Plumbe: ive seen some pictures of it on the cc clan website
[23:02:39] [GER]Plumbe: iirc
[23:02:47] FIN CJ: xd
Go to2016-07-27Funniest moments! Game has been STARTED
[13:00:19] *** <<STEFKO>CDF> captured the flag
[13:00:19] 10 minutes left...
[13:00:20] <<STEFKO>CDF>: wait
[13:00:28] <<STEFKO>CDF>: it is two vs 1
[13:00:36] P-F: yeah
[13:00:39] <<STEFKO>CDF>: who is probably afk
[13:01:03] *** <<STEFKO>CDF> roasted SmokeNC
[13:01:24] you roasted SmokeNC
[13:01:28] <<STEFKO>CDF> made the score
[13:01:29] *** Red Team scored a point
[13:01:30] *** P-F captured the flag
[13:01:39] P-F made the score
[13:01:40] *** Red Team scored a point
[13:01:43] A7med: 2 vs 1 :/
[13:01:46] *** TiTanic joined the game
[13:01:51] *** P-F captured the flag
[13:01:51] you roasted SmokeNC
[13:01:58] P-F made the score
[13:01:58] *** Red Team scored a point
[13:02:00] *** TiTanic left the game
[13:02:10] [CDF]Snap: go black team!
[13:02:15] *** P-F captured the flag
[13:02:20] you roasted SmokeNC
[13:02:22] P-F made the score
[13:02:22] *** Red Team scored a point
[13:02:23] *** PRU2>Laser joined the game
[13:02:38] *** P-F captured the flag
[13:02:49] P-F made the score
[13:02:49] *** Red Team scored a point
[13:02:49] Red Team wins
[13:02:49] Game has been automatically STOPPED
[13:02:49] ': gee you went all KKK on Smoke's ass
Go to2016-07-25Funniest moments! smoke is so funny; were in the middle of a game, and he berate someone for stealing his tnt, then he curses and says: let me do tnt tricks.
unfortunately I saved not that chatlog, heres a chatlog I did save:

[10:56:52] kyr0: hoi
[10:56:54] not krzy: MS u should get naps
[10:56:54] *** A7med left the game
[10:56:56] kyr0 is now known as [REF]kyr0
[10:57:00] not krzy: to make it a bit more fair emo
[10:57:05] Belal-CDF-: xD
[10:57:07] [CDF]Foly: /forcespectate 13 off
[10:57:07] Console: [CDF]Foly is no longer SPECTATING
[10:57:08] [CDF]Foly: fair?
[10:57:12] [CDF]Foly: why
[10:57:15] [REF]kyr0: foly is here dude
[10:57:16] not krzy: more fair(
[10:57:18] not krzy: i asid
[10:57:21] Belal-CDF-: naps can replace me if he wants emo
[10:57:22] [CDF]Foly: i dont want it to be fair
[10:57:23] [CDF]Foly: i want us to win
Go to2016-07-12Funniest moments! fix ur PC pls <3
Go to2016-07-11Funniest moments! Smoke is +1 more reason I miss JJ2. emo
Go to2016-07-11Funniest moments! [00:20:43] [CDF]Snap: smoke
[00:20:45] SmokeNC: yh
[00:20:47] tictac CDF: nothing
[00:20:50] [CDF]Snap: nothing
[00:20:50] SmokeNC: XD
[00:20:52] SmokeNC: omg
[00:20:53] SmokeNC: fku both
[00:20:55] [CDF]Snap: smoke
[00:20:57] SmokeNC: yh
[00:20:59] tictac CDF: nothing
[00:20:59] [CDF]Snap: nothing
[00:21:04] SmokeNC: FUCKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
[00:21:04] *** SmokeNC left the game
Go to2016-07-09Funniest moments! [13:22:03] PJ CC: if smoke was here he would say
[13:22:08] Mentos: elektric train map
[13:22:09] Warren: elektrik train
[13:22:10] HyperionCC: elektrik train map pls
[13:22:10] PJ CC: DUEL IN ELEKTRIK TRAIN MAP PLZ XDDDDD
Go to2016-06-27Funniest moments! [23:02:40] SmokeNC: im not slow anymore
[23:02:52] SmokeNC: im fat
Go to2016-04-27Funniest moments!
Pariah wrote:
-snip-


"idm camping for 15 min" to "we are just wasting time" - the creator of Castle of Camp.

Being good at JJ2 MP is mostly about map control and prediction. Character usage is the least influental, but it can depend on the map.

Before anyone lectures me, sure Spaz is usually better and all but it's more entertaining beating him with Lori.
Go to2016-04-22Funniest moments! [13:07:25] Parrot-Fish: 1v1?
[13:07:32] -t3>BlckRosZ: it's called duel
[13:07:39] -t3>BlckRosZ: idm
[13:07:53] Parrot-Fish: duel?
[13:07:56] -t3>BlckRosZ: idm
[13:08:31] -t3>BlckRosZ: do you know what it means?
[13:08:32] Parrot-Fish: I remeber not what idm means
[13:08:40] -t3>BlckRosZ: idm means I don't mind
[13:08:58] Console: Parrot-Fish is no longer SPECTATING
[13:09:02] -t3>BlckRosZ: pick map
[13:09:03] *** Parrot-Fish is READY!
[13:09:09] Parrot-Fish: /c face
[13:09:09] Game ends in a TIE
[13:09:17] *** -t3>BlckRosZ is READY!
[13:09:19] *** Parrot-Fish is READY!
[13:09:23] -t3>BlckRosZ: /nomovement on
[13:09:24] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been ENABLED
[13:09:24] -t3>BlckRosZ: r?
[13:09:26] Parrot-Fish: r
[13:09:28] -t3>BlckRosZ: !startgame
[13:09:29] Console: No Carrots has been ENABLED
[13:09:29] Console: Objects will now spawn
[13:09:29] Game Starts in 5...
[13:09:29] -t3>BlckRosZ: gl hf
[13:09:30] 4...
[13:09:31] 3...
[13:09:32] 2...
[13:09:32] 1...
[13:09:34] Game has been STARTED
[13:09:34] 15 minutes left...
[13:09:34] Console: No Carrots has been DISABLED
[13:09:44] *** -t3>BlckRosZ captured the flag
[13:09:46] *** Parrot-Fish captured the flag
[13:10:31] -t3>BlckRosZ: idm camping for 15 min
[13:12:27] -t3>BlckRosZ: sure
[13:12:32] -t3>BlckRosZ: we can camp 15 min
[13:12:37] Parrot-Fish: ok
[13:12:47] -t3>BlckRosZ: just wasting time
[13:13:00] -t3>BlckRosZ: I wouldn't call it a duel even
[13:13:05] Parrot-Fish: /stop
[13:13:05] Game has been STOPPED
[13:13:10] Parrot-Fish: ok
[13:13:18] -t3>BlckRosZ: you are just
[13:13:22] Parrot-Fish: /c bbswing
[13:13:22] Game ends in a TIE
[13:13:31] -t3>BlckRosZ: /nomovement off
[13:13:31] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been DISABLED
[13:13:32] *** HyperionCC joined the game
[13:13:34] -t3>BlckRosZ: I will not play this map
[13:13:36] -t3>BlckRosZ: hi
[13:13:36] Parrot-Fish: you should see how I play here
[13:13:39] Console: >> HyperionCC has logged in (BlackEye)
[13:13:41] HyperionCC: hi
[13:13:43] -t3>BlckRosZ: you should stop using lori
[13:13:48] -t3>BlckRosZ: and play with spaz
[13:13:48] Parrot-Fish: why?
[13:13:53] -t3>BlckRosZ: you dunno how to play
[13:13:57] HyperionCC: *grabs popcorn*
Go to2016-02-13Funniest moments! If it was funny, it'll go in this forum.
So you might aswell did other things besides showering..
Like, reading this for example *smirk*
Go to2016-02-06Funniest moments! Seriously guys, I hope you're not dumb enough to realise that I meant this in a really different way. Besides, I am NOT a perv.
Go to2016-02-06Funniest moments! [21:07:28] HyperionCC: i did other things besides taking a shower xd
Go to2016-02-04Funniest moments! FIRST PART

[14:48:09] togepi[5]: Do i want |RF here?
[14:48:11] togepi[5]: lol
[14:48:27] togepi[5]: Do i want ||RF |||||||Here?
[14:48:34] riri[3]: you want fuck WOPEN there
[14:48:39] Nume[8]: lol
[14:48:39] HyperionCC[8]: XD
[14:48:42] togepi[5]: X
[14:48:56] togepi[5]: [email protected]#!$#C!
[14:49:01] HyperionCC[9]: !k
[14:49:01] Console: HyperionCC[9] has failed badly!
[14:49:02] Nume[8]: when did I become so retarded?
[14:48:29] riri[3]: you want fuck WOPEN there
[14:49:14] HyperionCC[ini]: rofl
[14:49:58] HyperionCC[ini]: u cant break it now krzy xd
[14:50:02] not krzy[17]: well;
[14:50:07] togepi[6]: this so..
[14:50:10] not krzy[17]: im trying lvls what i cant pass on first try
[14:50:16] riri[3]: you can fuck ur laptop adn brake that!
[14:50:35] Nume[8]: use your own nick
[14:50:37] Nume[8]: bitch
[14:50:40] togepi[6]: who
[14:50:42] Nume[8]: riri
[14:50:42] riri[3]: no rf need you
[14:50:44] riri[3]: you want fuck WOPEN there
[14:50:49] HyperionCC[8]: XD
[14:50:58] togepi[6]: why you fuck the wopen?
[14:51:07] togepi[6]: wopen dont do anything
[14:51:09] HyperionCC[10]: XD
[14:51:39] riri[3]: bcs
[14:51:40] riri[3]: you want fuck WOPEN there
[14:51:46] not krzy[3]: !k
[14:51:46] Console: not krzy[3] has failed badly!
[14:51:46] togepi[6]: any wopen?
[14:51:51] riri[3]: all WOPEN!
[14:51:55] togepi[6]: wopens*
[14:51:58] riri[3]: one know wopen?
[14:51:58] togepi[6]: no
[14:52:02] togepi[6]: you dont have to
[14:52:07] togepi[6]: YOU ONLU WANT RF
[14:52:10] togepi[6]: ONLY*
[14:52:18] riri[3]: then you want fuck WOPEN RF
[14:52:23] togepi[6]: xd
[14:52:35] not krzy[3]: fuck you
[14:53:54] HyperionCC[win]: riri was distracting me with his wopen
[14:53:57] HyperionCC[win]: i couldve been faster
[14:54:00] HyperionCC[win]: xD
[14:54:03] togepi[6]: help
[14:54:04] HyperionCC[win]: i was dying of laughter ffs
[14:54:07] togepi[6]: no rf
[14:54:09] riri[3]: yes yes my WOPEN is huge
[14:56:20] riri[3]: you must fuck WOPEN and you will have RF
[14:56:26] HyperionCC[win]: XS
[14:56:27] HyperionCC[win]: XD
[14:56:29] togepi: stop say fuck please
[14:56:40] HyperionCC[win]: [14:48:29] riri[3]: you want fuck WOPEN there
[14:56:49] riri[3]: toge Nume will show u woh to fuck WOPEN
[14:57:28] riri[3]: but if u fuck WOPEN
[14:57:30] riri[3]: lag stop
[14:57:35] togepi: how :O
[14:57:35] HyperionCC[win]: rofl
[14:57:38] not krzy[13]: riri are you retard or u just act like a retard?
[14:58:17] riri[3]: smoke u can show togepi?
[14:58:21] riri[3]: to fuck WOPEN?
[14:58:24] togepi: XD
[14:58:26] riri[3]: so toge see RF again?
[14:59:27] riri[3]: you will fuck WOPEN or do you want that WOPEN fuck you?
[14:59:37] Smoke[JF][2]: *ta dm tss
[15:01:26] riri[3]: hyepriot! you want WOPEN in u ass?
[15:01:31] togepi[ini]: XD
[15:01:35] Smoke[JF][2]: wtf is wopen
[15:01:36] togepi[ini]: rofl
[15:01:37] HyperionCC[win]: XD
[15:01:48] riri[3]: WOPEN u need to kill
[15:01:51] togepi[ini]: :X
[15:01:53] Smoke[JF][2]: ???
[15:01:56] riri[3]: do ready and u get WOPENS
[15:02:00] riri[3]: /ready
[15:02:26] riri[3]: but you need fuck WOPEN and you win
[15:02:33] Smoke[JF][2]: feels like league of legends
[15:03:20] Nume[8]: riri is the worst by far
[15:03:25] Smoke[JF][2]: hahaha
[15:03:27] Nume[8]: she should be banned
[15:03:31] togepi[3]: riri be quiet
[15:03:36] Nume[8]: anyone know shaker's skype?
[15:04:01] togepi[3]: of you say fuck agian i'll let you sad and happy
[15:05:54] Smoke[JF][2]: FUCKING HELL
[15:05:54] Nume[8]: emoDD
[15:06:05] riri[3]: you need WOPEN in moouth??
[15:06:06] Smoke[JF][2]: ???????????????????????????????????????
[15:06:06] togepi[3]: ririgpw ||||emo
[15:06:46] riri[3]: smoke u need fuck WOPENS so u no fail more

SECOND PART

[08:43:46] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: u can tell him to fuck wopen
[08:43:51] DaMaR[25]: XD
[08:43:51] Sarah[11]: no
[08:43:52] DaMaR[25]: idd emo
[08:44:00] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: "no" xD
[08:44:02] Sarah[11]: dont fuck wopen
[08:44:14] Sarah[11]: wopen is your FRIEND!
[08:44:21] Sarah[11]: dont FUCK!
[08:44:31] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: well
[08:44:35] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: you can fuck your friends too
[08:44:36] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: emo
[08:44:39] DaMaR[26]: XD
[08:44:46] 15 minutes left...
[08:44:46] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: people do that
[08:44:47] [CĐF]AgentĐoyle[14]: emo
[08:45:05] Sarah[11]: the who DONT KNOW THE WOPEN IS HIS FRIEND!
[08:45:12] Sarah[11]: do that
[08:45:22] Sarah[11]: np wopen xd
Go to2016-01-28Funniest moments! everyone is a baby but they cant say it
Go to2016-01-26Funniest moments! [22:46:16] emina[CDF][13]: i bet none of u even have a gf
[22:46:20] Fo<cow>ly[11]: ouch
[22:46:23] Calm Splat[19]: damn emina
[22:46:24] Fo<cow>ly[11]: thanks emina
[22:46:25] Calm Splat[19]: u called it
[22:46:26] Smoke[JF][3]: right in the feels

x)
Go to2016-01-18Funniest moments! [21:03:10] tic<cow>tac: pj wanna hump in?
Go to2016-01-13Funniest moments!
[20:23:59] emina[CDF]: btw have u worked on your music further? emo
[20:24:34] Calm Splat: havent done shit musically in a while
[20:24:45] emina[CDF]: did u have sex yet
[20:24:51] -t3>Lahm4K: that escalated
[20:24:52] -t3>Lahm4K: quickly
Go to2016-01-04Funniest moments! Revival. Sorry.

[23:02:49] agnes[ini]: i drink water when im gonna donate blood
[23:02:50] agnes[ini]: brb
[23:02:56] [CDF]Foly[1]: wut
[23:02:58] InsaneBOT[1]: !K
[23:02:58] Console: InsaneBOT[1] has failed badly!
[23:03:04] ShakerNL[1]: I drink blood when I'm gonna donate water
[23:03:05] '[4]: I drink blood when I'm gonna donate water
[23:03:10] ShakerNL[1]: fu
[23:03:10] tictac CDF[1]: lol
[23:03:10] [CDF]Foly[1]: xD
Go to2015-10-17Funniest moments! [23:57:09] *** teacher joined the game
[23:57:17] teacher[ini]: hey kids!
[23:57:22] teacher[ini]: today we will learn how to count to
[23:57:23] teacher[ini]: 100
[23:57:25] teacher[ini]: ok
[23:57:26] teacher[ini]: 1
[23:57:27] teacher[ini]: 2
[23:57:27] teacher[ini]: 3
[23:57:28] teacher[ini]: 4
[23:57:28] teacher[ini]: 5
[23:57:29] teacher[ini]: 6
[23:57:30] teacher[ini]: 7
[23:57:30] teacher[ini]: 8
[23:57:32] teacher[ini]: 9
[23:57:33] Toni CC[2]: spamkick?
[23:57:33] teacher[ini]: 10
[23:57:34] teacher[ini]: 11
[23:57:35] teacher[ini]: 12
[23:57:36] teacher[ini]: 13
[23:57:37] teacher[ini]: 14
[23:57:38] *** teacher[ini] was kicked off (spam)
[23:57:41] Toni CC[2]: gg
[23:58:22] *** teacher joined the game
[23:58:31] teacher[ini]: why kick your own teacher
[23:59:08] *** teacher[ini] left the game
Go to2015-10-04Funniest moments!
Jelly Jam wrote:
Omfg i really wish to See these hilarious moments again...
still not dead. Jj2 is my life.


Welcome back.
Go to2015-10-01Funniest moments! Omfg i really wish to See these hilarious moments again...
still not dead. Jj2 is my life.
Go to2015-09-26Funniest moments! WHO LET HIM BE CALM CO-LEADER??


[[Saturday, September 26, 2015 at 14:37:20]]

**Current level: "Dragon RF Test - no RF version" - cache/drtnorf tm.j2l

**Game Mode: CTF

**Custom Mode: OFF

(loaded script module mute.mut)

(loaded script module nodetail.mut)

(loaded script module setm.mut)

[14:37:21] Console: Current Custom Mode: OFF

[14:37:21] Console: This server has the highest suicide rate!

[14:37:28] AbDouN-Cl[ini]: a new member in calm

***** End of Log [[Saturday, September 26, 2015 at 14:37:29]] *****

[14:37:37] jojo-Cl[ini]: emo



[[Saturday, September 26, 2015 at 14:37:38]]

**Current level: "Dragon RF Test - no RF version" - cache/drtnorf tm.j2l

**Game Mode: CTF

**Custom Mode: OFF

(loaded script module mute.mut)

(loaded script module nodetail.mut)

(loaded script module setm.mut)

[14:37:39] Console: Current Custom Mode: OFF

[14:37:39] Console: This server has the highest suicide rate!

[14:37:40] AbDouN-Cl[ini]: a new member in calm

[14:37:41] wan minit left..

[14:37:41] AbDouN-Cl[ini]: jojo!

[14:37:44] AbDouN-Cl[ini]: yay!

[14:37:46] Calm ANAS[ini]: who let him

[14:37:49] Calm ANAS[ini]: WHO?

[14:37:54] AbDouN-Cl[ini]: emo

[14:37:57] jojo-Cl[ini]: anas ! hii

[14:38:02] Console: Miky[CDF]Roby is no longer SPECTATING

[14:38:04] Calm ANAS[ini]: you think Calm is nc?

[14:38:11] 30 seconds left...

[14:38:16] Calm ANAS[ini]: ill tell splat

[14:38:17] Gigo[win]: !forcenext

[14:38:17] Game ends in a TIE

[14:38:19] Calm ANAS[ini]: jojo leave



[[Saturday, September 26, 2015 at 14:38:22]]

**Current level: "CliX StronG BomB SpaZ TesT" - cache/testk2.j2l

**Game Mode: CTF

**Custom Mode: OFF

(loaded script module mute.mut)

(loaded script module nodetail.mut)

(loaded script module setm.mut)

[14:38:22] *** Pregame has STARTED

[14:38:22] 10 minutes left...

[14:38:25] Calm ANAS[ini]: jojo leave

[14:38:27] jojo-Cl[ini]: abdoun ??

[14:38:30] AbDouN-Cl[1]: yes

[14:38:35] AbDouN-Cl[1]: yes jojo?

[14:38:39] Console: Sahotf is no longer SPECTATING

[14:38:41] jojo-Cl[1]: leave?

[14:38:44] Calm ANAS[1]: they think is nc

[14:38:45] Calm ANAS[1]: lol

[14:38:50] AbDouN-Cl[1]: no!

[14:38:53] Calm ANAS[1]: no?

[14:39:01] AbDouN-Cl[1]: new member in calm

[14:39:04] Calm ANAS[1]: OK YOU WILL SEE

[14:39:07] AbDouN-Cl[1]: i let you jojo

[14:39:12] AbDouN-Cl[1]: i am a co-leader

[14:39:15] *** [CDF]Foly joined the game

[14:39:18] Calm ANAS[1]: GG

Go to2015-09-02Funniest moments! [13:29:02] <<Yusuf>>[2]: are you fking domb????????????????????????
Go to2015-08-30Funniest moments!


[21:29:08] Camel (Pregnant): *gives birth*


[22:17:26] [CDF]Schnaps: whos the camel baby
[22:17:27] [CDF]Schnaps: i hope not me
[22:17:32] Console: [CDF]Schnaps was renamed to camel baby
[22:17:35] camel baby: :c
Go to2015-08-23Funniest moments! [22:51:19] Myrddin[4]: SLAP ME SENPAI
[22:51:26] (web): §1|||||||Darkenoid§/ slaps [5]Myrddin around a bit with a large trout
[22:51:29] Myrddin[4]: AAAH


[22:57:34] LoonCC[4]: !rank UrMom
[22:57:34] UrMom hasn't beaten this test yet.
[22:57:39] LoonCC[4]: UR MOM SUCKS


[23:05:38] LoonCC[4]: whats the max speed of fucking?


[23:15:22] Smoke[JF][4]: i once shat a shit that looked like nike logo
[23:15:24] Smoke[JF][4]: was so proud


[23:25:41] Myrddin[10]: CLOSE YOUR DOORS
[23:25:44] Myrddin[10]: CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS
[23:25:48] Myrddin[10]: SHREK IS COMING
[23:25:52] Myrddin[10]: FOR YOUR BUTTHOLE
[23:25:54] LoonCC[8]: let him come
[23:26:00] LoonCC[8]: i want his sperm inside me
[23:26:01] Smoke[JF][9]: i pray to shrek every night
[23:26:12] Smoke[JF][9]: shrek is love i say, shrek is life
[23:26:12] LoonCC[8]: his ogre dick
[23:26:19] Smoke[JF][9]: my dad walks in and calls me a cunt
[23:26:25] Smoke[JF][9]: i called him a faggot


[23:43:25] XxMoNsTeR[12]: |||||if kyr0 is the pink devil
[23:43:31] XxMoNsTeR[12]: |||||I am the pink angel
[23:43:48] XxMoNsTeR[12]: |||||AND THE ANGEL OF WINNING!
[23:46:00] XxMoNsTeR[12]: |||||U will lose pink devil
[23:46:08] XxMoNsTeR[12]: |||||Pink angels always win

(except that one test)
Go to2015-08-22Funniest moments! Florin Salam xDD
Go to2015-08-21Funniest moments! Irony Server - hosted by Vlad 8.
Go to2015-08-16Funniest moments! Everyone Im terribly sorry for proposing fair teams, I didnt know it would upset you that much, Ill never do it again.

[19:50:48] -t3>Kevuu: naps imbalanced maps decide myb 5% of the reuslt
Go to2015-08-16Funniest moments! [20:06:11] MS CC: we just wanted this team vs a non CJ team
[20:06:13] -t3>Kevuu: and now that cj is
[20:06:14] MS CC: and they cant agree
[20:06:17] -t3>Kevuu: making THAT difference
[20:06:20] -t3>Kevuu: to make it unfair
[20:06:34] MS CC: is kev and br are 10
[20:06:38] MS CC: then CJ is 12 and plumbe is 8
[20:06:41] -t3>Kevuu: yeah u alrdy told that
[20:06:41] not krzy: XD
[20:06:42] not krzy: lol
[20:06:43] -t3>Plumbe: awwww
[20:06:45] MS CC: so - plumbe + CJ = +4
[20:06:46] -t3>Plumbe: that hit me
Go to2015-08-11Funniest moments! (Happened in Puke Nuk3m Relaxer)

[21:09:42] z: guys
[21:09:46] z: i have sad news
[21:09:48] MandjeFM: oke cool
[21:09:50] Mustafa: yes
[21:09:52] MandjeFM: oke
[21:10:00] z: want to hear the sad news?
Two centuries later:
[21:10:58] z: so... anyone wants to hear the sad news?
[21:11:02] z: say yes if you want
[21:11:04] [CDF]Naps: yes
[21:11:14] z: shaker is actually
[21:11:22] z: dead and he said before dying:
[21:11:26] MandjeFM: NO
[21:11:27] MandjeFM: HE ISNT
[21:11:28] MandjeFM: :c
[21:11:35] z: "take care of puke nuk3m before i die"
[21:11:43] MandjeFM: D;
[21:11:47] z: "because you're the pro-est person ever"
[21:11:55] z: i said
[21:11:57] z: yes
[21:12:16] [CDF]Naps: Deem feelz
[21:12:23] RiK0: ./c dem feels
[21:12:25] z: but
[21:12:32] z: he forgot to tell me the admin pass
[21:12:33] [CDF]BelalRo: why
[21:12:40] z: luckly i knew it (luckily*)
[21:12:40] MandjeFM: do /c dem feels
[21:12:41] MandjeFM: pls
[21:12:42] z: and told naps
[21:14:11] *** ShakerNL joined the game
[21:14:12] Console: >> ShakerNL is an approved Crew Member (ShakerNL)
[21:14:14] z: hi
[21:14:16] HyperionCC: shakeeeeeeeeer
[21:14:18] z: welcome to my server
[21:14:20] ShakerNL: yo
[21:14:23] [CDF]BelalRo: yo
[21:14:28] [CDF]Naps: Shaker
[21:14:29] Mustafa: yes
[21:14:31] [CDF]Naps: are u dead :c
[21:14:31] [CDF]Naps: ?
[21:14:36] ShakerNL: wut
[21:14:37] [AF] VLAD 8: mustafa
[21:14:37] [CDF]Naps: z told me that you are dead
[21:14:40] ShakerNL: why is z here?
[21:14:42] Mustafa: yes
[21:14:45] [AF] VLAD 8: here coins
[21:14:45] z: well
[21:14:46] z: idk
[21:14:46] [CDF]Naps: wait
[21:14:48] [CDF]Naps: he was banned?
***** End of Log [[Tuesday, August 11, 2015 at 21:14:49]] *****
(Banned)
Go to2015-08-06Funniest moments! Quoteemo13:20:33] NLooñ: ey cheater
[13:20:36] NLooñ: dont cheat punk
[13:20:36] SpazTron64: no
[13:20:38] SpazTron64: no
[13:20:42] NLooñ: cuz cheats give u punks
[13:20:45] SpazTron64: its just 32% rapid fire
[13:20:45] SpazTron64: its just 32% rapid fire
[13:20:48] NLooñ: how do u know im talking to u?
[13:20:53] SpazTron64: idk
[13:20:59] NLooñ: now u admit u cheatin bro"End quote

God i was a moron back then.
Go to2015-08-01Funniest moments! [18:34:00] [CDF]Naps: like "shut up motherfucker"
[18:34:05] ANAS-CDF: ?
[18:34:13] Mohamed: naps?
[18:34:13] [CDF]Naps: nothing
[18:34:15] [CDF]Naps: ?
[18:34:25] ANAS-CDF: my mother?
[18:34:26] Mohamed: pls dont tell to anyone abad words
[18:34:33] [[CDF]Naps]: lol
[18:34:35] ANAS-CDF: emo
[18:34:38] ANAS-CDF: emo
[18:34:45] [MS CC]: xDD
[18:34:51] ANAS-CDF: let he tell
[18:34:53] ANAS-CDF: :c
[18:34:56] [[CDF]Naps]: pretty much i don't want him in this clan.
[18:35:33] ANAS-CDF: naps
[18:35:35] [CDF]Naps: ?
[18:35:36] [MS CC]: fair enough
[18:35:44] ANAS-CDF: what you mean with ''mother fucker''
[18:35:54] [CDF]Naps: i wasn't talking to you or mohamed
[18:36:03] [CDF]Naps: i just forgot to press shift
[18:36:04] MS CC: he means when someone puts their camel in your mothers
[18:36:06] MS CC: oasis
[18:36:09] [CDF]Naps: lol
[18:36:14] ANAS-CDF: Ah
[18:36:17] Mohamed: sorry naps
[18:36:17] MS CC: xDDDD
[18:36:19] [CDF]Naps: xD
[18:36:20] [[CDF]Naps]: LOL
Go to2015-07-26Funniest moments! Don't you just hate it when you invite some male sluts over but then they go on your computer to play as Lori in split screen and they join a public server and suck at JJ2 so badly that you are turned off and want to kick them off from your house but they reveal they're underage and threaten to press charges and you end up having to watch them get owned on The Server by JetBANANA for hours.

Happens. Every. Time.
Go to2015-07-26Funniest moments! Hahah
^^^