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     Funniest moments! | [q] 2012-07-09 03:08
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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#551 | [q]2012-02-21 07:15
Quote:
Pff Eminem is photoshopped into the picture, I can tell because the lighting on him is all wrong. Also that white border around him looks a lot like cut and paste.


Atleast this picture have true quote emo


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#552 | [q]2012-02-21 15:05
Let's not go off topic, but, I wanna let you know. I didn't make this, I found this on internet. And it has a true quote indeed.
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#553 | [q]2012-02-21 21:29
[21:27:32] AGENT CLANK CZ: |||||haha Tiramisu funny name im hungry!

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#554 | [q]2012-02-21 21:33
haha emo
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#555 | [q]2012-02-22 21:41
[21:38:30] TiriliriCC: do whatever you want, hackki xd
[21:38:34] Hakum: XD
[21:38:34] Hakum: k
[21:38:35] *** Hakum left the game
[21:38:40] GrytolleCC: careful tira
[21:38:40] GrytolleCC: emo
[21:38:42] TiriliriCC: haha
[21:38:55] GrytolleCC: kommt er zur¨ück mit 4tiriliil
[21:38:59] *** Hakum4Tiriliri joined the game
[21:39:00] Hakum4Tiriliri: !
[21:39:03] GrytolleCC: haha
[21:39:04] Owen-ES-: gry
[21:39:06] GrytolleCC: ich habs gewusst
[21:39:23] TiriliriCC: now your name is as half as cool as mine
[21:39:28] GrytolleCC: LOL
[21:39:43] *** coobaCX joined the game
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#556 | [q]2012-02-22 21:42
Gry missed my reaction to that:

[21:39:46] Console: Welcome to Zeal Duels 4!
[21:39:51] Hakum4Tiriliri: hi kubusiu
[21:39:55] coobaCX: hahahaha


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#557 | [q]2012-02-22 22:23
[22:20:22] -t3>Plumbe: whats the difference between
[22:20:25] -t3>Plumbe: czech and siema
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#558 | [q]2012-02-24 12:08
[12:04:59] TM: §2|[mptor3]||| king, |||§1 1 m 14 s 942 ms,§2| best: §1 1 m 14 s 380 ms
[12:05:03] [win]KingCx: LOL


Player: Air!
Air: ?
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#559 | [q]2012-02-25 16:20
Typical race session on JJ2:

[16:18:53] RAGeCx: the measures i go through to screw ppl over
[16:19:01] aEs SiLJinned: god those things are so annoying


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#560 | [q]2012-02-25 16:43
[16:42:14] RAGeCx: cooba go in water
[16:42:17] coobaCX: never
[16:42:19] *** aEs SiLJinned left the game
[16:42:20] RAGeCx: do it
[16:42:22] *** KingCx has captured the Control Point
[16:42:24] coobaCX: make me
[16:42:28] Console: coobaCX was roasted by the kill command


Player: Air!
Air: ?
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#561 | [q]2012-02-25 19:04
How to join ZB and win without doing anything in 19 seconds:

[[Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 19:01:33]]
**Current level: "Untitled" - hlrs_gf.j2l
**Game Mode: Battle
**Custom Mode: Last Rabbit Standing
[19:01:33] *** Pregame has ENDED
[19:01:33] Console: Current Custom Mode: Last Rabbit Standing
[19:01:33] Console: http://jazzjackrabbit.net/info
[19:01:39] kajacz: TENTOKRÁT SI KADAFI VYHRÁL ALE PØÍŠTÌ NE
[19:01:41] *** Kadafi Zabíjí roosterde baldagator
[19:01:41] *** baldagator has 0 lives left and is out
[19:01:43] *** Kadafi Zabíjí had geen zin meer
[19:01:43] *** Kadafi Zabíjí has 0 lives left and is out
[19:01:47] *** Lorry cz had geen zin meer
[19:01:47] *** Lorry cz has 0 lives left and is out
[19:01:48] *** kajacz had geen zin meer
[19:01:48] *** kajacz has 0 lives left and is out
[19:01:48] *** MS -CDF- wins the game
[19:01:52] MS -CDF-: lol
[19:01:52] *** Pregame has STARTED
[19:01:52] *** 15 seconds left...
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#562 | [q]2012-02-25 21:26
[22:25:26] Hakum: i never was with boys
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#563 | [q]2012-02-27 18:13
We're inspecting a level of Loon

[18:11:20] [CDF]Laro24: loon needs to add gangstah flow here
[18:11:25] [CDF]Laro24: or niggas won't play
[18:11:29] LoonCC: fuck ur gangta flow
[18:11:32] LoonCC: then i shouldnt play
[18:11:33] [( l) F] [email protected]: examples for niggas in jj2?
[18:11:40] *** Kadafi joined the game
[18:11:43] [( l) F] [email protected]: ah there's one

Edit: yes, not funny, I know emo


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#564 | [q]2012-02-27 18:23
I was seriously helping Loon and giving advice. A gangstah flow is VERY importand in a battle level. emo


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#565 | [q]2012-02-27 22:24
Indeed, importand.
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#566 | [q]2012-02-27 23:06
Quote:
Indeed, importand.


rofl, i wouldn't notice it if Veg didn't say that emo
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#567 | [q]2012-03-02 23:35
[23:33:07] TiramisuCC: mir ist gerade was total dummmes eingefallen
[23:33:08] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects
[23:33:08] Console: Objects will now spawn
[23:33:12] TiramisuCC: emoDDDDD
[23:33:23] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects
[23:33:23] Console: Objects will now spawn
[23:33:25] TiramisuCC: ich dachte über das verb nach
[23:33:26] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects
[23:33:26] Console: Objects will now spawn
[23:33:30] TiramisuCC: wenn man ein duel in epi spielt
[23:33:34] TiramisuCC: ist das dann epilieren?
[23:33:36] TiramisuCC: XDDDDDDD
[23:33:39] GrytolleCC: LOL
[23:33:40] GrytolleCC: hahhahaa
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#568 | [q]2012-03-03 09:10
english or GTFO emo


Retired.
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#569 | [q]2012-03-03 10:34
he is right
how it supposed sth to be funny if we dont understand it?...
english only or translate....
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#570 | [q]2012-03-03 12:27
Sth stupid happened to me.
I thought about the verb when one would play a duel in epitome.
Is it called epilation?

yw always english speaking romanians emo
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#571 | [q]2012-03-03 13:06
You can't forbid people to speak in foreign languages here. However, you guys shouldn't overdo it.


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#572 | [q]2012-03-03 13:17
There, I translated it. It's a word play though, so it might be a bit inaccurate:

[23:33:07] TiramisuCC: I just thought of something totally stupid
[23:33:08] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects
[23:33:08] Console: Objects will now spawn
[23:33:12] TiramisuCC: emoDDDDD
[23:33:23] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects
[23:33:23] Console: Objects will now spawn
[23:33:25] TiramisuCC: I thought of the verb
[23:33:26] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects
[23:33:26] Console: Objects will now spawn
[23:33:30] TiramisuCC: when you play a duel in epi
[23:33:34] TiramisuCC: is that epilling?
[23:33:36] TiramisuCC: XDDDDDDD
[23:33:39] GrytolleCC: LOL
[23:33:40] GrytolleCC: hahhahaa

In this context, "duellieren" = duelling, so apparently, duelling in Epitome is "epilieren", which would roughly translate to "epilling".

Now quit complaining, or else I'm going to spam 'ancient rehashed 4chan pictures' again :p
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#573 | [q]2012-03-03 13:43
It refers to "epilate", which is what girls do their legs quite often!
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#574 | [q]2012-03-03 13:56
>_>

If the only other German-speaking person who frequently views the jjnet forums didn't get the joke without explanation, what's the purpose of posting quotes in German here?
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#575 | [q]2012-03-03 14:01
That's not true, and how am I to know what words you don't know? The purpose is to save the funny moments. It's not like it's worse than most crappy submissions
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