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#151 | [q]2011-10-04 17:36
[16:53:44] Lahm-CDF-: hi
[16:53:46] Lahm-CDF-: FUCK YOU
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#152 | [q]2011-10-04 18:21
SE,that was bcs i got angry bcs on iron


ius is black
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#153 | [q]2011-10-05 00:05
[23:26:12] *** Anubis-GER- captured the flag
[23:26:15] [GrytolleCC]: E1 NC
[23:26:18] [Toni]: F1
[23:26:20] *** Toni roasted -t3>KRSplat
[23:26:25] [GrytolleCC]: E AT OUR C SOLO
[23:26:28] *** Toni roasted Anubis-GER-
[23:26:28] *** Anubis-GER- lost the Red Flag
[23:26:29] *** Toni made the score
[23:26:29] *** Red Team scored a point
[23:26:31] [Toni]: SOLO
[23:26:32] *** GrytolleCC captured the flag
[23:26:33] [Toni]: emoDDD
[23:26:33] *** -t3>KRSplat captured the flag
[23:26:35] [Toni]: HAHAHHHA
[23:26:36] [GrytolleCC]: 3
[23:26:44] [GrytolleCC]: NCR
[23:26:46] [GrytolleCC]: GJ :p
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#154 | [q]2011-10-11 06:57
[00:40:04] Blacky[si]2: one of them is actually just a big empty black
[00:40:06] Blacky[si]2: room with a toilet
[00:40:08] Blacky[si]2: gg
[00:40:09] -t3>KRSplat: haha
[00:40:12] -t3>KRSplat: that's where god lives
[00:40:15] Blacky[si]2: yes
[00:40:16] -Zérøx-ÊS-: lol
[00:40:16] Blacky[si]2: lol
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#155 | [q]2011-10-11 08:26
[19:40:16] motiVS: slayer fucked me yesterday
i still laugh when i remember
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#156 | [q]2011-10-12 00:11
(n00b = Zoro)
[06:06:20] KRSplat [si]: your set has some elements that agama's sets
[06:06:22] KRSplat [si]: didn't have
[06:06:27] n00b: for example?
[06:06:35] KRSplat [si]: gas station

[16:35:00] ßęrKáN-Ęs-: Go Zeal Go xD
[16:35:07] *** DannyZ NF left the game
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#157 | [q]2011-10-13 10:36
[10:35:31] [GpW]Lithium: DZ IS PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
[10:35:36] [GpW]Lithium: AND FORCE US TO WORSHIP HIM
[10:35:38] Iron[FC]: really/



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#158 | [q]2011-10-14 20:01
[20:59:47] HorGpW: 1min = sex
[20:59:49] HorGpW: sec*
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#159 | [q]2011-10-14 20:23
[19:55:24] [HorGpW]: my job is to defend and to score emo
[19:55:29] [HakumCÇ]: my too ;>
[19:55:32] [Cpt. Zerg]: GJ
[19:55:38] [HorGpW]: hakum copycat
[19:55:38] [Cpt. Zerg]: let's 2 d
[19:55:40] [Cpt. Zerg]: xD
[19:55:43] [HorGpW]: ok ill d up
[19:55:43] -t3>JJB: ok finnished peeing
[19:55:43] [HakumCÇ]: u are copydog
[19:55:46] [HakumCÇ]: xd
[19:55:47] -t3>JJB: but am having a snack now
[19:55:52] HorGpW: LOL
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#160 | [q]2011-10-16 20:19
[20:15:19] GeørgéÇloøñeý: PRESS ALT + F12 TO ACTIVATE FREE PORNS
[20:15:20] $S$H$A$D$O$W$: /k5
[20:15:21] >> Error: Player must be active
[20:15:25] Iron[FC]: lol
[20:15:26] motiVS: /kick 5
[20:15:27] >> Kicked IP: 84.252.56.53
[20:15:27] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ was kicked off
[20:15:29] Iron[FC]: ALT + F12?
[20:15:32] Iron[FC]: lol
[20:15:34] GeørgéÇloøñeý: alt + f4
[20:15:34] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ joined the game
[20:15:35] GeørgéÇloøñeý: xD
[20:15:40] $S$H$A$D$O$W$: oh noooo gay kick me die kurwa
[20:15:41] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ left the game
[20:15:45] motiVS: XD
[20:15:46] suprem: :d
[20:15:46] GeørgéÇloøñeý: kay
[20:15:47] KtosVS: lol
[20:15:50] GeørgéÇloøñeý: thats always fun
[20:15:57] GeørgéÇloøñeý: lol how many golds?
[20:16:04] suprem: almost everybody
[20:16:08] GeørgéÇloøñeý: me, moti (suprem)
[20:16:14] GeørgéÇloøñeý: ktos too?
[20:16:18] Iron[FC]: brb
[20:16:20] Iron[FC]: dont talk
[20:16:23] GeørgéÇloøñeý: KAY
[20:16:25] Console: >> -t3>Plumbe has logged in (Stone)
[20:16:26] GeørgéÇloøñeý: WE WONT TALK
[20:16:26] Iron[FC]: trying to copy something
[20:16:29] suprem: OK
[20:16:31] GeørgéÇloøñeý: RIGHT U GUYS WE WONT TALK
[20:16:31] GeørgéÇloøñeý: KAY
[20:16:32] suprem: IM NOT TALKING
[20:16:33] GeørgéÇloøñeý: WE WONT TALK
[20:16:36] GeørgéÇloøñeý: SUPREM
[20:16:37] Iron[FC]: lol
[20:16:37] GeørgéÇloøñeý: SHHHHHH
[20:16:38] suprem: BECAUSE HE WANTS TO COPY
[20:16:39] suprem: SOMETHING
[20:16:42] Iron[FC]: lol
[20:16:43] suprem: SO WE CANT CHAT NOW
[20:16:43] GeørgéÇloøñeý: DONT TALK
[20:16:45] Iron[FC]: stop!!!!!!!!
[20:16:45] GeørgéÇloøñeý: LET HIM COPY
[20:16:46] suprem: I DONT
[20:16:48] *** Iron[FC] left the game
[20:16:51] GeørgéÇloøñeý: XDDDD
[20:16:52] suprem: xd
[20:16:53] -t3>Plumbe: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
[20:16:53] Flaky: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
[20:16:55] GeørgéÇloøñeý: kay
[20:16:58] Cpt. A Man: lol
[20:16:58] GeørgéÇloøñeý: copy this for jj net
[20:17:00] -t3>Plumbe: guys wanna play now?
[20:17:02] GeørgéÇloøñeý: DON TALK
[20:17:05] Flaky: hm
[20:17:06] GeørgéÇloøñeý: DONT TALK
[20:17:08] GeørgéÇloøñeý: I WANNA COPY
[20:17:09] suprem: yeah
[20:17:11] suprem: im R
[20:17:12] -t3>Plumbe: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
[20:17:14] *** Iron[FC] joined the game
[20:17:16] GeørgéÇloøñeý: DONT TALK GODDAMNIT
[20:17:18] -t3>Plumbe: r too
[20:17:19] Console: Iron[FC] is no longer SPECTATING
[20:17:21] GeørgéÇloøñeý: I WANNA COPY SMT
[20:17:21] Flaky: R
[20:17:21] Iron[FC]: i think im done
[20:17:22] Iron[FC]: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5)
[20:17:28] Iron[FC]: OK I WONT TALK
[20:17:28] GeørgéÇloøñeý: FUCK U GUYS
[20:17:29] -t3>Plumbe: k 2v3
[20:17:30] -t3>Plumbe: XD
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#161 | [q]2011-10-20 21:36
hahahahaha Loon it's so funny emo
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#162 | [q]2011-10-20 22:53
*sarcasm* Of course it's funny... Only this post on whole topic is funny... All other just sux. emo


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#163 | [q]2011-10-22 00:06
[00:01:53] -t3>KRSplat: my ping is better than some people from
[00:02:04] -t3>KRSplat: Egypt, people from west Europe
[00:02:16] Toni: egypt is in africa!!!!
[00:02:35] -t3>KRSplat: idd, I meant France, Britain
[00:02:40] -t3>KRSplat: by west Europe
[00:02:43] Toni: emo
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#164 | [q]2011-10-22 06:07
twoha jurwa europa??????? emo
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#165 | [q]2011-10-22 10:47
moti spamming at 6 in the morning?
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#166 | [q]2011-10-22 15:22
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#167 | [q]2011-10-26 14:16
[14:12:39] *** ÇÇzSóñiç je ubio Zoro
[14:12:42] ÇÇzSóñiç: LAGGER
[14:12:46] [GpW]Horr: xD
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#168 | [q]2011-10-26 14:31
rofl emo
I'm lagger cuz he killed me, buahahaha...


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#169 | [q]2011-10-26 15:53
Haha xD
Hordy you didn't copied it all xD
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#170 | [q]2011-10-26 21:17
Maybe Sonic got hit from Zoro? It happened me a lot of times to get hit by a blinking or dead rabbit.
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#171 | [q]2011-10-26 22:30
[21:58:51] CoTD SE': hey
[21:58:52] ctd c++irno: hey
[21:58:53] suprem: cout << "hi";
[21:58:57] ImBannana: oii so u are a girl ?
[21:59:01] ImBannana: yes?
[21:59:04] SiLJ CoTD: qwho
[21:59:07] ImBannana: omg
[21:59:28] ImBannana: omg so here are two COTF
[21:59:32] ImBannana: COD
[21:59:33] ctd c++irno: that's true
[21:59:45] ImBannana: huh?? WHAT I DONT GET IT
[21:59:53] ImBannana: OMG U ALL MAD
[22:00:20] CoTD SE': ?
[22:00:25] ImBannana: WHICH ONE IS
[22:00:42] ImBannana: SE
[22:00:46] CoTD SE': yes?
[22:00:49] ImBannana: SO U ARE A GIRL?
[22:00:53] suprem: wtf
[22:00:53] CoTD SE': lol no
[22:00:57] ImBannana: OMG
[22:01:00] ImBannana: U SAID THAT
[22:01:02] SiLJ CoTD: you're funny
[22:01:04] CoTD SE': no
[22:01:06] ImBannana: YES
[22:01:06] CoTD SE': she said that
[22:01:08] minmay: why do you care about that so much emo
[22:01:08] CoTD SE': SilJ
[22:01:10] ImBannana: WHO
[22:01:15] ImBannana: ??
[22:01:16] minmay: are you trying to use jj2 as a dating service or somethin
[22:01:22] ImBannana: NO
[22:01:35] ImBannana: WHAT I DONT GET IT
[22:01:40] ImBannana: I NEED HELP
[22:02:12] ImBannana: oii
[22:02:20] ImBannana: sili
[22:02:33] ImBannana: are u se?
[22:02:51] ImBannana: oii
[22:02:55] ImBannana: SILI
[22:03:23] ImBannana: OMG
[22:03:31] ImBannana: THAT ALL TEST SUCK
[22:03:56] ImBannana: STUPID GAME
[22:04:07] CoTD SE': she's lovely, isn't she?
[22:04:15] ImBannana: BRB
[22:04:32] ImBannana: that test sucks
[22:04:38] ctd c++irno: test xd
[22:04:51] ImBannana: ??
[22:05:00] ctd c++irno: well, this is not supposed to be a test
[22:05:08] ImBannana: oh so ? what?
[22:05:10] ctd c++irno: you have to stop quitting and rejoining
[22:05:16] ctd c++irno: try not to fall down
[22:05:19] ImBannana: I dont get it
[22:05:20] ctd c++irno: survive for as long as possible
[22:05:28] ctd c++irno: and break the blocks below others
[22:05:30] ImBannana: but im in a small room
[22:05:34] ctd c++irno: yeah, you need to wait
[22:05:36] ctd c++irno: for the next round
[22:05:41] ImBannana: oh ok :/
[22:05:42] minmay: you joined late
[22:05:47] ImBannana: Oii zeal
[22:05:51] CoTD SE': fail
[22:05:52] minmay: it's like if you joined an LRS game late, you'll be "out"
[22:05:54] minmay: until the next round
[22:06:00] ImBannana: SE
[22:06:02] CoTD SE': ?
[22:06:06] ImBannana: ARE U ZELA
[22:06:10] ImBannana: ZEAL*
[22:06:10] CoTD SE': no
[22:06:21] ImBannana: SO WHY HE OR SHE IS CALLED SE
[22:06:23] ImBannana: TOO??
[22:06:26] suprem: emo
[22:06:30] CoTD SE': she's called SilJ
[22:06:32] CoTD SE': not SE
[22:06:33] ctd c++irno: nice logic
[22:06:37] minmay: suprem wins
[22:06:37] ImBannana: I MEAN COTD
[22:06:40] SiLJ CoTD: ye
[22:06:50] CoTD SE': CoTD is a clan
[22:06:53] ImBannana: OH
[22:07:05] ImBannana: so u are a clan
[22:07:34] CoTD SE': it's a clantag
[22:07:38] CoTD SE': many people wear those

Basically she didn't know what ground force was, and thought CoTD was a person lol.


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#172 | [q]2011-10-27 03:01
emo gg


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#173 | [q]2011-10-28 11:51
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#174 | [q]2011-10-28 12:41
Travel on bicycle?

Thanks for an idea.
Probably I'll get to Polish Meeting 2011-2012 into Poland on bicycle... Healthy sports + adventures emo emo


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#175 | [q]2011-10-28 12:56
You know, CR, you only need to press the submit button once.


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