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     I need advice on how to start my own money value | [q] 2016-06-26 17:54
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Hello! I was thinking on starting my own money value:

Value name: Poof Lamink
Value tag: PL
1 poof lamink = 10 foops (f)

Coins: 1f, 2f, 5f, 1PL
Paper: 1PL, 2PL, 5PL, 10PL, 20PL, 50PL, 100PL, 200PL, 500PL

No problem with designing it. I need advice on how to get needed machines, metal supplies, advice on how to make some special paper that cannot be falsificated, how to get a a usable trading value ( in other words, so people can buy sth with it).
Oh and how do I convince a country to use it? I was thinking to give it to Montenegro because it's the closest from here and it uses the euro (it's not in the EU).

Edit: sry, its not LM, its PL.
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#1 | [q]2016-06-26 18:33
LM_Woop.it


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http://www.jazz2online.com
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#2 | [q]2016-06-26 18:39
Go easy on the caps please! ~Lith
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#3 | [q]2016-06-27 21:54
.... ....


Good luck with that.

Also, don't know why you're asking on a forum with people who would have zero experience/knowledge with making currencies.


You can play this game online???
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#4 | [q]2016-06-28 10:48
Treylina wrote:

Also, don't know why you're asking on a forum with people who would have zero experience/knowledge with making currencies.

Well how would I know that? lal

And if you're interested, we, the poof lamink crew, are thinking to rent a place where we can make our money, and are willing to put on our money everyone who gives us 100 000 000 000 000 000 000$. Preety cheep huh?
To make things more interesting, the first person that pays me the money will be on the 1 PL, which is the only money that has both coin and paper versions!

Do not miss this rare opportunity to be on money! Imagine you, sitting on a bench in the middle of nowhere, looking at your coin/money bill and saying 'there you go. That's me. I've done something in life that will make me remembered forever!'.
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#5 | [q]2016-06-28 13:15
The poof lamink crew found officials who are willing to print the money, they are from Montenegro and want to keep the company's name A SECRET.
As for the coin making, I have a friend who knows this friend who knows this friend whose brother in-law of his aunt is a blacksmith. The blacksmith agreed to help us if i put the logo of his company on the backside of the coins, he also let me put his name here so he has free advertisement, so let's give a big shoutout to 'Obelix and Co.'!
We are also in the middle of finding a trading value. Right now, 1 poof lamink will be worth 0,00000000000000000000001 euros when it's released to use.

EDIT: Also, how come this forum is still called 'Ask Tira' if Tira doesn't answer anything now?
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#6 | [q]2016-06-28 15:21
Unfourtunetly or however it's spelled, the Montenegrin company is actually a toilet paper printing company, and they thought that the 'poof' from poof lamink refers to farts. So, they can't make the special paper I need.

And it turns out that the blacksmith doesn't know how to work with metal, so I reported him to the cops and it turns out he's a long gone criminal. He was hiding as a blacksmith that blends plastic and stone and tells people it's metal (which is why I reported him).

As for the currency, we're still fighting for it, but now it will be worth 10 times less because our currency's rival from the USA somehow got to the previous value before the poof lamink!

And while the cops were taking him away, he said to me: "CURSE YOU, YOU DAMN MONEY MAKING TESLA'S NAMESAKE WHO'S ALL OF A SUDDEN INCREDIBLY HANDSOME TO ME",
-"And those are facts'- replied the cop.

UNTIL NEXT TIME ON CSI POOF LAMINK

So, now I still need advice on how to get partners that will make my money. Any ideas?
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#7 | [q]2016-06-28 21:35
I'm in a real pickle right now, and in order to explain why it happened, let's go back a few days earlier:

-Boss! We want to leave the poof team! This stinks! (unreleated to text, he said 'poof' and then 'this stinks' AHAHAHAH FART HUMOR) None of us know what are we actually trying to achieve. So, can we please go? - said my slave Bob.
-Yes.- I replied - But only when Iceland makes it to the quarterfinals! AHAHAHAH!!!! - I added and started laughing perfectly normal and silently.

And now, I had to let them go because Joe Hart betraided me. BETRAITED I TELL YOU!!!!!!
And now I'm alone, without any employee or partner... How will I make my dream come true? When will the poof lamink see its light? Will I get customers for the pics on the money? Will I find a good designer due to my lame drawing skills? Will I find a way to print it the way money needs to be? Will I carve the coins? Will the poof lamink's rival from the USA, the jegra wonder, be released before the PL?

FIND IT ALL OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#8 | [q]2016-06-29 16:43
My ex-crew promised they'll get back to me when Wales beats Belgium!
So, ya! That's good news! #Mr. Half-full glass

So that's why I've chosen Garret Bale to be on the 1 PL! I know he'll beat the Belgium!
BALE
BALE
BALE!!!

and omg this is already my 200th post! Yay!
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#9 | [q]2016-06-30 15:31
I have a tooootttally random question: do you know that the word poof also means "gay man"? emo
This makes the "Boss! We want to leave the poof team! This stinks!" part even funnier.
(This post has been helpful to 1 of the forumers.)
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#10 | [q]2016-06-30 21:35
I did not know that! emo

And since I don't have any employees, now you can post your business biographies so I can hire you!

Post your entire career ( where you used to work), what you want to achieve with the poof team, your credit card PIN code,, and some ideas I might like!

Let the games begin!
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#11 | [q]2016-07-01 00:31
HMMMMMMM.......... Hours have passed, and no entries. Clearly you need an example of how to make a biography.

NAME: Watzit Tooya
Ambition: take over the world
Credit card PIN code: No can do, BITCH!
Idea: We should make little rice sized robo bugs which will be in our money, and when our users go to sleep, the bugs ( which are controled by us with a WIN98 computer, 'cause, c'mon, who wants to hack a system that uses WIN98?) The bugs jump out of the money ( or in the coin's case, the coins pop their legs out) and use the mini drills to get in the morons'... I mean users' heads, and use modern technoligy to manipulate with the brain waves of the user, thus making full mind control. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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#12 | [q]2016-07-02 01:16
Jelly Jam wrote:
My ex-crew promised they'll get back to me when Wales beats Belgium!
So, ya! That's good news! #Mr. Half-full glass

And I was right! I contacted that loser Bob and told him so. #LikesToGloat

Even though he did not score a goal, lets congratulate Bale for getting his spot on the 1 PL!
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#13 | [q]2016-07-08 08:01
-Hi, Bob! Nice to see you again... -I said, while Bob was entering my office.
-Please don't gloat, boss! Everyone hates it when you do it! And besides, the game was over, like, a week ago or something! - replied Bob, showing that he's clearly trying to forget the fact that he has preety lame betting skills. - And now, the reason I'm here. I think the other employees are trying to kill me because I made that freaking bet with you, not knowing about your outstanding betting skills.
-What? Huh? I did not hear you... My betting skills are...?
-STOP GLOATING!!! WALES BEAT BELGIUM AT THE END, SO WHAT?!? AND BESIDES, THAT WAS ONLY ONE TIME!! YOU SAID THAT ENGLAND WAS GONNA WIN THE EURO, AND YOU LOST THE ICELAND BET, YOU... YOU... NEANDERTHALENSIS!!!
- HAHAHA!!! You just don't want to mention your lost bet, do you?
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! - Said Bob before he jumped out of the window. - NOW I'M LEAVING THE POOF TEAM FOR SURE, YOU POOF! I'LL SEE YA IN HE-... - were Bob's last words before he fell down.
- AH, DRAT! Who am I going to gloat to now?! - I wondered, looking through the window at Bob's body - Bob sure made a mess down there... AS ALWAYS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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#14 | [q]2016-10-24 22:23
I thought I lost support for the poof lamink, but we've got plenty of supporters on our Google Wave page (1 like(s), no, I did not like the page! Neither did my friends and family... And employees... Idiots)!

Aaaaaand... That's right! The poof lamink is back on track!

After getting the outstanding news on my GWave account, I called my ex employees right up! They all agreed to help me out! One of them even made a joke that non of 'em can' t wait because they like to make fun of me! Man, I have good company!

Here are the answers to questions you'll most likely ask:

The currency? We had to get a new one since we're at the beggining again! The kind man I agoshiated with told me that the new currency is 0.∞$, with a loud, but friendly laugh! He told me from the bottom of his heart that his laugh was friendly.

You being on our money? Yes, everything is practicly the same, but now for those who are too lazy to change their euroes to dollars, you don't have to! The number of dollars for buying a spot is the same as the number of euroes for buying a spot! Also, now you have to use euroes... Sorry, dollarers, but euroes simply pwn dollars. Deal with it!

Gareth Bale on the 1PL? Work in progress! In fact, here's the pic for the paper version, the coin will have only his head:


Sorry for the big pic but BIG MEANS GREAT!

Bussiness applications? I don't think we recieved any... Wait, I found some! The first one... It says it's from Yo Momma. Thanks, Yo! Here's another one from Aihope Yoodye! The last one's from Phuck Oufh Jelly... His name's Jelly, so I guess we have a winner! Phuck could replace Bob!

-OH, SO NOW YOU WANNA REPLACE ME?!?!
-Bob! My favorite toy! Where were you all these months? By the way, nice wheelchair and bandages! Though it's not haloween yet, so your "Mummy that can't walk" costume looks like you were in a coma!
-I WAS IN A COMA, YOU DICK! I JUMPED THROUGH THAT WINDOW BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING ME CRAZY!! Oh, why, (god name censored to avoid religion flamewars, because nobody wants to believe in the same thing as Bob! AHAHAH!!!) WHY DID I MAKE THAT BELGIUM BET?!?!
-Hey, that reminds me!
-NO NO NO!! I WILL NOT GO THROUGH ANY OF THIS AGAIN! *jumps through window*
THIS TIME I'LL REALLY SEE YOU IN HE- *SPLASH! *
-What the heck was that about? I wanted to tell him I've got some Belgian cheese... Oh well, more sandwhiches for me! Bah, I can't find the ketchup... BECAUSE BOB SPILLED IT DOWN THERE! AHAHAHAH!!!!!
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#15 | [q]2016-10-25 15:25
I don't understand what you're talking about but I still find the word "poof" funny.
Anyway, I have 2 questions:
What drugs did you take? And where can I get them? to sell them of course
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#16 | [q]2016-10-27 01:03
It's called being really bored while having Internet. Though maybe that pizza from a few days ago had pot in it.