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     Ask Jelly | [q] 2016-07-10 11:40
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Dear administrators,

To me it seems that Tiramisu is preety much inactive and she can't answer any of our questions. I suggest finding another person for the answering job.
*volunteers for the forum's job*

So come on, people! Ask me anything you want! :>
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#1 | [q]2016-07-11 00:14
Dear Jelly, how come you're more active on the forums than the actual online play of JJ2 ?
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#2 | [q]2016-07-11 00:20
He doesn't have a PC.
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#3 | [q]2016-07-11 08:34
Actually I do have it, it's just broken.
Any other questions? Preferably sport or something?

Or maybe an interview with Jelly Jam? emo

and omg i now have more posts than kyro i sure left him in the dust lool
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#4 | [q]2016-08-23 20:12
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you played volleyball, what position would you play? Wing spiker? Setter? Libero? Middle blocker?

Sorry I'm just bored and don't wanna study emo
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#5 | [q]2016-08-23 23:09
1) What is your favourite level in all of JJ2?

2) What is love?

3) Do you think that prostate cancer is a big health concern, considering that only 1 in 8 males get diagnosed with it? Most of which, don't even die of prostate cancer and will survive at least 5 years after diagnosis.

4) Who or what is Jety?

5) What is your favourite pokemon?

6) What do you think of KRSplat's latest album?

7) Do you like fish sticks?


Figure 1

8) Triangle ABC has a right-angle at A. A semi-circle is drawn with BC as its diameter going through point A. Additional semi-circles are drawn with lines AB and AC as their diameters. Given that AC = 8 and BC = 10, what is the total value of one third of the total shaded area? See figure 1, above.

9) What is the best opening line on Tinder?

10) What are your plans for Flamin' Bunnies once you make your return to JJ2?

11) Do you think that legalising cannabis is a good idea?

12) Why did you change your name to Jelly Jam? Do you still identify as your old nickname?

13) You see me when I come, I come because you saw. What am I?

14) As a clan-leader, what do you find is the priority in the smooth-running of a clan?

15) What is your favourite integer and why?

16) If you could be anyone else in JJ2, who would you be and why?

17) Which of these were your favourite question and why?

18) Do you prefer Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?

19) Which is your favourite of the X-men?

20) Which software from the Microsoft Office package do you find to be the most useful?

21) As Tiramisu's successor, do you have any comments to make on her behalf?
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#6 | [q]2016-08-24 01:26
Hahahaha Rag destroys it emo
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#7 | [q]2016-08-24 15:00


Question (A.) Do these look like boobs to you?
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#8 | [q]2016-08-24 18:33
When are you getting a new PC?

It's been like..a year now?


You can play this game online???
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#9 | [q]2016-08-25 01:05
Hope: I suck at voleyball put I'd play the wing spiker.

RAG:
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1)Jungle1.j2l
2)It's a need to make kids with someone.
3)No.
4)Player from Uzbekistan orW/E 'Stan' there is.
5)Pikachu ofc lol nub question emo
6) Christmasy.
7) Yes.
8) No idea, though I was good at this stuff and don't like doing math in summer.
9)"Dont be creepy"
10) Beat all clans at least once, the active ones.
11) No.
12) Bcs It's cute :3. Some people still know me as Herobrine though.
13) You're my reflection.
14) Lots of active members are needed.
15)Dont have one.
16 ) i would be herobrine hes pro

To be CONTINUED LOL. WASTED TIME ON RAGS QUESTIONS ROFL
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#10 | [q]2016-08-25 02:10
Holy shit...

Your answers were so bad... I don't even know what choice of words to juxtapose... Was it so underwhelming? Was it so overwhelmingly disappointing? Probably the latter...

What I'm so increasingly hurt by is that I confided in you, and spent hours thinking of deep insightful questions that you would hopefully respond to - and yet you gave me this pile of crap. Moreover, you, a panelist had the audacity to say that my questions are a waste of time?

I don't really know how to respond other than to express my severe disappointment. It's like I had an appointment, but then it was rendered null - disappointment.

To anyone wishing to gain insight or external points of view on nonsensical, factual or meaningful matters, do NOT dare post on this thread or else you would be as disappointed as I am and maybe even tenfold worse. Jesus Christ...
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#11 | [q]2016-08-25 02:40



Jazz 2 Online
http://www.jazz2online.com
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#12 | [q]2016-08-26 01:42
8) 8 :'D
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#13 | [q]2016-08-27 02:02
Uh, sorry I guess... Now I feel bad...

17) The first
18) Never listened to either of them... Heard a song from each of them and I guess I prefer Duran Duran.
19) Wolverine or however his name is spelled... I had the game.
20) Honestly, Microsoft Word pwns all... I dont make powerpoint presentations and I surely dont need Excel...
21) Not really, though answering stuff can be fun.

Now to make my other answers less crappy...

2) I think it's a decision to be with some person forever, without unplanned pregnancies :p
5) Pikachu
16) Probably someone who's good at making levels... Lots of people here would probably want to be someone who pwns at CTF, but I'd like to be someone that's capable of making awesome levels so everyone can tell me how cool my levels are.

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Splat: Looks more like a bra to me

Treylina: October.

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@Ragnarok
I didn't mean to say that your questions were a waste of my time, I meant to say that I spent all of my limited time on this tablet to answer your questions... Sorry for accidentally making you think that I thought your questions were a waste of time... I didn't mean to... These were all fun to answer, honestly. I would never offend any one of you here, at least not on a website.

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#14 | [q]2016-08-27 02:38
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#15 | [q]2016-09-02 00:39
Hi Ragnarok, because you found Jelly Jam's answers unsatisfactory, I chose to log in and answer your questions as well, in hope that perhaps my post will help you reach enlightenment.

Ragnarok wrote:
1) What is your favourite level in all of JJ2?

devres67, The Fortress of Floods. The level has masterful, unusual usage of events and flows incredibly well for a single player level. It shows off the greatest strength of JJ2 mechanics - the maneuverability and speed of playable characters. It also encourages the use of pepper spray by incredibly clever means.

Ragnarok wrote:
2) What is love?

This is a very subjective and broad topic, because humankind came to call many vastly different emotions "love", and individuals have trouble agreeing on a single definition even for specific cases. Most types of love can be explained by animalistic instincts that help humans survive as a species, or more specifically, help one's own gene pool survive. Parental love is the instinct to feel protective over one's own child. Erotic love is the instinct to reproduce and give each other mutual security. To me, a good definition of erotic love would be deep friendship combined with sexual attraction. Both of these are evolutionary advantages. It's important to keep how evolution works in mind: we not so much have those instincts to survive, as we survived because we happened to have those instincts. Gene pools of humans incapable of feeling love are much more likely to die off.

Platonic love is a separate concept. Usually it's fairly similar to simple friendship, which is also useful for survival, as unions with other humans raise security. However, in many instances, the love is not reciprocal, which does not seem advantageous. It appears likely that the cause of platonic love lies in the spiritual needs of a human - such as the desire to have a meaning to one's own existence, and to be different from animals.

That said, the meaning of love should not be diminished. All kinds of love tend to be a brilliant source of emotional pleasure, and at least one is also a good source of physical pleasure, which, if you happen to be a hedonist like I, is the greatest value the universe has to offer to mankind.

Ragnarok wrote:
3) Do you think that prostate cancer is a big health concern, considering that only 1 in 8 males get diagnosed with it? Most of which, don't even die of prostate cancer and will survive at least 5 years after diagnosis.

I did not receive any medical education, but for a terminal medical condition, 1 in 8 is a scary statistic, and definitely not one worth putting the word "only" in front of. I do not know specific statistics and will not do more research at the moment, but from the information you provided, i.e. that most of those 1 in 8 don't die of cancer, that may still leave, say, 1 in 20 of all males who do. Naturally, I pulled this number out of my ass. But I know more than 20 male humans, and I would be unhappy if 1 of each 20 died of prostate cancer. Other than that, death is, I presume, not the only negative consequence of prostate cancer.

"Big" is subjective, but every terminal disease should be considered a health concern. Ideally mankind would eliminate all of them, although preferably not before it finds a solution to overpopulation, which appears to be a more pressing matter than any possible disease. That said, knowing the little bit about cancer that I do, it does sound as if we'll figure out space colonization way before we find a reasonable way to treat or prevent cancer.

Ragnarok wrote:
4) Who or what is Jety?

Jety is an online avatar of who claims to be a young female human from Uzbekistan. The actual age, sex, and location have not been empirically confirmed and may differ. Technically so may the species, although that is to my knowledge highly unlikely.

Ragnarok wrote:
5) What is your favourite pokemon?

I never played the games nor seen the movies and only grew up with the anime series and tazos found in Lay's crisps (known as Walkers in the UK). My favorite Pokémon back in the day was Articuno, and since I haven't been up to date with the franchise, I suppose we can assume it remained that way.

Ragnarok wrote:
6) What do you think of KRSplat's latest album?

I cannot say I remember that very well, if we're thinking of the same album. Perhaps there have been more recent ones that I missed. The only strong conclusion I recall is that it could help to use musical instruments in place of kitchen utensils.

Ragnarok wrote:
7) Do you like fish sticks?

They're fine.

Ragnarok wrote:
8) Triangle ABC has a right-angle at A. A semi-circle is drawn with BC as its diameter going through point A. Additional semi-circles are drawn with lines AB and AC as their diameters. Given that AC = 8 and BC = 10, what is the total value of one third of the total shaded area? See figure 1, above.

8.

Ragnarok wrote:
9) What is the best opening line on Tinder?

I recommend finding love interests via online video games. However, to answer the question, it seems as if you cannot go wrong with improvising puns based on the name of your match. Well, you can go wrong if you're bad at puns. So step 1 is to be good at puns. Then make a good pun. If your match can't appreciate a good pun, you don't want them anyway. Regardless of how you do with your match, you can put screenshots of your brilliant opening line online to obtain buckets of Internet points. So it's a win-win situation.

Ragnarok wrote:
10) What are your plans for Flamin' Bunnies once you make your return to JJ2?

I do not have any future plans involving said clan.

Ragnarok wrote:
11) Do you think that legalising cannabis is a good idea?

Yes. I see literally no disadvantages.

Ragnarok wrote:
12) Why did you change your name to Jelly Jam? Do you still identify as your old nickname?

I'm afraid I cannot answer this question for personal reasons.

Ragnarok wrote:
13) You see me when I come, I come because you saw. What am I?

An exhibitionist.

Ragnarok wrote:
14) As a clan-leader, what do you find is the priority in the smooth-running of a clan?

At my best I was actually only ever second-in-command and the clan broke up within days so I do not think I'm authorized to answer this question.

Ragnarok wrote:
15) What is your favourite integer and why?

That would probably be 1, because it's the neutral element of multiplication, the difference between two consecutive numbers, the only positive integer all integers are divisible by, and the GCD of every pair of distinct primes.

Ragnarok wrote:
16) If you could be anyone else in JJ2, who would you be and why?

If the "could" means the option is available but not enforced, I would be far from choosing to be anyone else than who I am. It's a deeply disturbing thought that I would have to drop the choices that I made and live the life another person shaped. If I were forced to choose, it could depend on what happens to the person I'd pick, and also on what exactly "being" another person means. A deal often portrayed in fiction is one that involves moving all memories along with a person's consciousness, but that is not physically realistic, as we are fairly certain that memories reside in the brain. On the other hand, not keeping any memory that the identity change occurred and about the previous life means that it was fairly meaningless in the first place and my decision would likely not affect any matters.

Ragnarok wrote:
17) Which of these were your favourite question and why?

Question 15. I oftentimes considered what my favorite number would be but never the favorite integer in particular. This provoked some thought and made me realize how much affection I feel towards the number 1 when it is considered among integers rather than the entire spectrum of entities known as numbers, whose definition may be practically infinitely extended as one desires.

Ragnarok wrote:
18) Do you prefer Duran Duran or Spandau Ballet?

Sorry, as I said, I'm not really up to date with Pokemon.

Ragnarok wrote:
19) Which is your favourite of the X-men?

Gambit. Haven't really been into X-Men since childhood either, but that much I remember.

Ragnarok wrote:
20) Which software from the Microsoft Office package do you find to be the most useful?

I have never had the Microsoft Office package. Use OpenOffice or LibreOffice. They're free. If I were to be unreasonable and use the paid software instead, I would likely consider Excel the most useful tool.

Ragnarok wrote:
21) As Tiramisu's successor, do you have any comments to make on her behalf?

On Tiramisu's behalf, hail Satan.
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#16 | [q]2016-09-02 01:08
Most, if not all of these were masterfully answered.

I will follow up a few questions (presuming you don't mind).

1 - 3, pretty spot on.
7, what are you, a gay fish?
9, i thoroughly enjoyed this (not to say i didn't enjoy the others that i haven't made note of)
13, not the correct answer to my riddle, though i liked the answer you gave. i'll happily reply if you want to try again.
17, this made me happy

And here we have it folks; I think that, like Tira, SE should now have his own forum.

Thank you once again for your time emo
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#17 | [q]2016-09-02 01:41
Ragnarok wrote:
7, what are you, a gay fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MqsVWpP8Q&t=3m11s


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#18 | [q]2016-09-02 04:11
emo While we're on the topic this is actually my newish cd: http://youtu.be/XfLgUXUCKU0