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[quote="Grytolle"][quote="Anubis"]Grytolle and Lee...
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[quote="Anubis"]Grytolle and Leen both CC[/quote] ...
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By: qr-s-PL43, in: -How do Egyptian / 1337speak differ? » Clan talk 2022-06-07 01:43
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By: Anubis, in: -How do Egyptian / 1337speak differ? » Clan talk 2022-06-04 09:51
This typography is sometimes used in other languag...
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-How do Egyptian / 1337speak differ? FYI (for y...
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By: Slaz, in: Pointer cursor won't work in JAZZ1 w/o loading WIN31 » JJ2 related 2022-01-04 09:35
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cute: so why dont you go tell the robot manager; u...
By: KILLREADYSCORE, in: A beginner's guide to the game: "Jazz Jackrabbit 2" » Forum games 2021-10-14 04:03
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By: KILLREADYSCORE, in: Pointer cursor won't work in JAZZ1 w/o loading WIN31 » JJ2 related 2021-10-12 07:45
[i][s][u][b]Pointer cursor won't work in JAZZ1 w/o...
By: KILLREADYSCORE, in: -JJ2 lvls thread? » Clan talk 2021-10-12 06:35
[i]Aside from the obvious maps that are already in...
By: KILLREADYSCORE, in: [MULTI] Domination map making contest! » JJ2 related 2021-10-12 05:55
Simply renaming the gamemode to ANYTHING other tha...
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By: Vivando, in: [MULTI] Domination map making contest! » JJ2 related 2021-10-06 20:53
Violet's entries are now finally added to the DOM ...
By: stijn, in: It's about time to start wraping thingz up » Improving rules 2021-09-07 14:24
Who would be in this next group? If you know C+...
By: Splat, in: It's about time to start wraping thingz up » Improving rules 2021-09-07 08:30
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By: Splat, in: JJ2 ladder clan comparisons » Clan talk 2021-08-06 12:54
I would like to attempt to conduct an upvalueing o...
By: Splat, in: Unoriginal team names should be issued infractions » Clan talk 2021-08-06 12:05
"Unoriginal team names should be issued infraction...
By: Slaz, in: JJ2 ladder clan comparisons » Clan talk 2021-07-07 22:17
CDF is still the sexiest clan. :flex:
By: MaximuS , in: JJ2 ladder clan comparisons » Clan talk 2021-06-28 14:05
Best post of 2021 :-D
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By: Splat, in: JJ2 ladder clan comparisons » Clan talk 2021-06-19 04:34
JJ2 ladder clan comparisons =====================...
By: Splat, in: Royal Families of JJ2 » Off topic 2021-06-13 06:28
During the prior decade, I gradually tried to offe...
By: Splat, in: Watching broadcasts while playing CW is cheating » Improving rules 2021-06-13 04:00
That just means the rules are flawed; it should de...
By: SpazTron64, in: Funniest moments! » Forum games 2021-06-10 01:01
Hahaha oh my god, I see some of you have saved som...
By: MasterSven, in: Watching broadcasts while playing CW is cheating » Improving rules 2021-06-06 15:18
Yes during stopped games it could be unethically a...
By: MasterSven, in: Royal Families of JJ2 » Off topic 2021-06-06 15:12
Jenny's parents played JJ2 as well, so JJ2 is cros...
By: Vivando, in: Royal Families of JJ2 » Off topic 2021-06-06 11:44
Indeed Anubis, was gonna say that :D
By: Vivando, in: Watching broadcasts while playing CW is cheating » Improving rules 2021-06-06 11:43
True, unexpected breaks during the game can potent...
By: Anubis, in: Watching broadcasts while playing CW is cheating » Improving rules 2021-06-06 11:30
I did have it open to look at the chat after some ...
By: Anubis, in: Royal Families of JJ2 » Off topic 2021-06-06 11:23
Grytolle and Leen both CC
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Go to2017-09-10Camel Duels Changes Makes me curious about the exact nature of that whining. Too intrusive? Too difficult to understand?

Now we're back to square one, where faking people is once again a lot easier.
Go to2017-06-21Season 12 "still waiting for JDC awards"

And the results of 3 events... emo
Go to2014-12-14[CDF] vs. CC (CTF ladder match) You can beat CDF with high numbers, but always remember that they can do the same to you.
Go to2014-12-14[CDF] vs. CC (CTF ladder match) C'mon, guys? What the hell went wrong against CDF here? :O
Go to2014-12-08CC vs. CX (CTF ladder match) Thanks, Gry emo

I like those detailed stats listed above the screenshots, gj to whoever made it possible to record it this way.
Go to2014-12-07CC vs. CX (CTF ladder match) My first ladder ever emo. Too bad I cto'd twice, once in every map.

It's quite intense, having to pay attention to both the game and, in our case, the voicechat. That's something I'll have to get used to in time, and I'm sure I will. Too bad I couldn't celebrate my CC/Ladder debut with a victory emo, though. Oh well, new ladders will offer new chances, and I still have many things to learn!

emo
Go to2014-12-07CC vs. -t3> (CTF ladder match) Okay, point(s) taken. I will not say a word about it anymore emo.
Go to2014-12-07Passwords and NT2013 stats New NT? I've never participated in one before...I hope NL will have a team at the ready when the NT starts.
Go to2014-12-07CC vs. -t3> (CTF ladder match) My god, 6 ladders in one day? And only CC vs T3? That does explain why both clans are numbers one and two. With these addicts battling each other a million times a week, no other clan is able to keep up with them and simply unable to conquer first place. This is not a fair contest, this is an unorganized, unbalanced stampede. Ladders should be organized like football (soccer), so that each clan has the same amount of games every weekend. New season, new rules!

Friday, week 1: T3-CC, CDF-CX, Calm-Pre (for instance)
Friday, week 2: T3-CDF, CX-Calm, Pre-CC
Friday, week 3: T3-Calm, CDF-CC, Pre-CX
etc.

Victory: 3 points. Tie: 1 point for each clan. Loss: 0 points.

Clans that are listed as 'active' but forfeit this activeness by not participating, should be removed from the ladder-list. You want to play seriously? Then take it seriously by organzing it better, instead of maintaining the madness that has taken hold of the current situation. You miss a weekend? Either the planned match will be played later, or it is considered a loss for the absent clan.
Go to2014-12-04[CDF] vs. [calm] (CTF ladder match) This close-to-legendary Defense Force often sleeps and slumbers, allowing their opponents to run them over without a challenge. But, in their waking hours, they rise...they strike, they smash, bringing whoever comes at them to their knees in a heartbeat. You know the old saying: with great power, comes great responsibility.
Go to2014-11-30[calm] vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) The civilian resistance is shattered, their persistent insurgency terminated. Other clans are now preparing for the invasion. Soon they shall farm and feast upon this defense force, and a new era of victory and conquest will follow.

CDF is running. Disorganized. Their society collapsed. Another victory is no longer theirs to take.
Go to2014-11-28[calm] vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) No way of leveling the odds.
No hope to win.
No use in calling on the Gods.
They’ve got you pinned.
No time to make another plan.
No breath to shout.
No strength to make a final stand.
Luck has run out.
Go to2014-09-11-t3> vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) At 00:50? You know...we, the simple, ordinary, common, mortal people are asleep at that time of night emo.
Go to2014-09-11-t3> vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) Aww, one Baby Bunny could not muster enough Cuteness Power to overcome the enemy! emo

Bring in some more BB's next time!

GG all, it was fun to watch.
Go to2014-07-30Mappool removals I think Toni means that all clanmembers should be able to vote in a removal/adding decision, and not just the clanleaders.

Allowing literally all players (thus including the non-clanners such as myself) to vote makes no sense indeed, since it does not affect them/us in any way. I can play in whatever map people choose, regardless whether it's in the mappool or not emo. Mappool is something I personally don't care about, but clanmembers do (for training purposes and what not), so they should have a say in it as well.
Go to2014-07-10-t3> vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) Any last wishes, mr. cooba? emo emo
Go to2014-07-10-t3> vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) I wouldn't say 'always', and I don't recall ever mentioning the word 'suck', but it does occur that I target CDF when they lose a game. That is mostly because I see people praise CDF, saying it is a powerful, succesful clan etc. Then I really like to point out to them just how 'mortal' they are emo.

And what is wrong with saying "CDF gets it again", or "congrats on not being asskicked by T3 again". That's just observation. I don't hate CDF for the sake of hating it. I'm expressing an opinion, one you either like or despise.

But if you want me to shut up about CDF, I will gladly do so. The last thing I want is to have this situation escalate any further. But when I see someone praise CDF again, I will load the cannons and fire at will.
Go to2014-07-09-t3> vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) Judging by the scores listed under 'recent matches', I'd say CDF is not having just one bad day....emo

And yea, Germany totally raped Brazil. Poor canaries!
Go to2014-06-03CC vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) I never talk crap. My words are like diamonds: shining, strong, beautiful and valuable! emo

And I left that 3v3 because I could not concentrate on anything. Yet shortly after I did join another 3v3 and played it to the end, you were there! So don't insult be by saying I talk crap just because I left one game, that's not really nice of you.
Go to2014-06-02CC vs. [CDF] (CTF ladder match) Let me freely adapt and alter a part from Jeff Wayne's musical version of the War of the Worlds to describe this situation:

Never before in the history of the game had such a mass of clanmembers moved and suffered together. This was no disciplined battle. It was a stampede, without order and without a goal. Three CDF'ers unarmed and unprovisioned, driving headlong. It was the beginning of the rout of civilisation, of the massacre of their kind.

--
Forever Autumn, track 4 on disc 1.
Go to2014-03-10Done moving I may have lost 2 posts emo. If I click on my name under 'Online' to check my info, it says 'Comments: 6' (7 including this one) and 'Forum comments: 40'. However, if I go to a forum game, for instance 'Three Letters', the info under my avatar says I have 42 posts.

They have fallen into the void! A world between servers, eternal oblivion emo. Yes, I'm very sad, even though Grytolle told us not to be xD.
Go to2014-01-29Regarding Game Interference It's really sad that warnings like these are necessary. I mean, everyone with at least a tiny bit of common sense knows that you shouldn't destroy other people's games, either by cycling the level or by spectating off the whole time. Clearly some people are incapable of behaving the way they are supposed to. It is therefore important to save the chatlog if someone ruins your game, so it can be used as evidence.

I'm sure that people who break a game would be very angry themselves if someone else would do the same to them. THINK BEFORE YOU ACT, people, not the other way around. Don't fight evil with evil, just leave the game and return later instead of destroying it.
Go to2013-12-25Merry Christmas Merry Christmas everyone emo.

Go to2013-11-09Plus update I noticed there is also a 'Turbo'-difficulty for Single Player, and I like that new challenge emo. There are some bugs, though. For instance, the game does not play the boss themes anymore. Everytime I encounter a boss (for instance the queen or the Schwartzenguard), the game continues playing the level theme.

There's also an error in the level Suburbia Commando, which didn't occur before. At some point in that level (somewhere at the beginning), you must break through a wall and then go down, through eight star-blocks. There are some green gems straight ahead in that building, and an invisible wall. If you shoot that wall and enter, you are supposed to go up to access a secret place you otherwise can't reach (without cheating). There are some red springs, red gems and a gold coin (you reach the coin and some of the gems from below if you're Spaz). What happens instead, though, is that you go sideways, through everything and eventually you disappear from the screen. You can't stop it, so you have to reload a previous save. I'm sure this isn't supposed to happen.
Go to2013-10-21New JJ2+ Release The 'Mouse Aim' is exceptionally awesome. Give a medal to whoever came up with the idea.
Go to2013-08-28loose game Well, I do have a Skype-account xD, but I'm not really sure if I'm a good commentator for things like this. I could try, of course, but let's leave it to the pro's for now.
Go to2013-08-28loose game What does it take to become a commentator?
^^^