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     Official complaint about Lithium | [q] 2012-06-10 20:30
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I do not apologize for the amount of space in this post that I intend to devote to telling you about Lithium. I want to share this with you because Lithium has come very, very close to making me sink into a miasma of doubt and alienation. No joke. It is well known that I was pleased to learn that countless muckrakers have already exposed the evils of his discourteous dissertations and pointlessly closing threads. But I don't just want to make a point. I don't just want to chastise him for not doing any research before spouting off. I'm here to give an alternate solution, a better one. I don't just ask rhetorical questions; I have answers. That's why I'm telling you that if it were true, as he claims, that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of cynical stereotypes, then I wouldn't be saying that Lithium's acolytes profess that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points. Sorry, guys, but the inconvenient truth is that I, not being one of the many shabby, spleeny oniomaniacs of this world, plan to address the real issues faced by mankind. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, Lithium's collaborators actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these kinds of hateful televangelists are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will somehow improve the world sooner or later. In reality, of course, Lithium truly believes that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. It is just such argumentative megalomania, fatuous egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Lithium to draw young children into his shambolic way of life. Lithium's manuscripts leave me with several unanswered questions: Why doesn't he try doing something constructive for once in his life? And is he a professional simpleton or merely a well-meaning amateur? These are difficult questions to answer because there appears to be some disagreement in the community regarding the number of times that he has been seen distracting attention from more important issues. Some say once; some say five times; some say a dozen times or more. The point is not to quibble over numbers or anything like that but rather to clarify that Lithium is not afraid to use violence, ruse, shot and shell, poison, or the dagger to treat people's bona fide personal devastation as bathos. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that Lithium periodically puts up a façade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. Lithium's apologues are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. The acid test for Lithium's "kinder, gentler" new intimations should be, "Do they still break down traditional values?" If the answer is yes then we can conclude that Lithium is doing everything in his power to make me have a nervous breakdown. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: Lithium's views are antiquated, misguided, garrulous, and just really lame. HeHEeE

Yours truly, SNZ of GpW, the misunderstood writing genius. emo
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#1 | [q]2012-06-10 20:38
yes
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#2 | [q]2012-06-10 20:40
There's a question that's been on my mind lately: Is JJnet genetically predisposed to depriving people of dignity and autonomy? I mean, a great many decent people are just as distressed as I am about its actions. Before I begin, let me point out that in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, it claims that society will benefit if it goes ahead with its plan to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. That's like pulling up a plant to see how the roots are doing. It also proves that JJnet is oblivious to the fact that it's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is JJnet's gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable it to label everyone it doesn't like as a racist, sexist, fascist, communist, or some equally terrible "-ist". Although JJnet occasionally exhibits a passable simulacrum of rationality, if it is victorious in its quest to use scapegoating as a foil to draw anger away from more accurate targets, then its crown will be the funeral wreath of humanity. According to the laws of probability, it is my greatest and most solemn pleasure to name and shame JJnet's factotums for their nutty acts of simplism. Be patient; I won't ask you to take that on faith. Rather, I'll provide irrefragable proof that JJnet's stratagems represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death.

I once told some of JJnet's pickthanks that they should invite all the people who have been harmed by JJnet to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. Not surprisingly, their response suggested the enthusiasm of a man feeding on a diet of sand. That's why you and I need to expand people's understanding of JJnet's deceitful pleas. Only then will people see that when uttered by it, the word "global", as in "global spread of nihilism", implies, "It's not our fault". In reality, we'd indeed have a lot less nihilism if JJnet would just stop trading facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. Any meaningful analysis of the situation must allow for the fact that JJnet says it is within its legal right to up the ante considerably. Whether or not it indeed has such a right, when I first became aware of JJnet's covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how JJnet's whinges would have more impact if they were more concise and organized. Instead of trying to be as clear as possible to get its point across, JJnet seems to like bandying about all sorts of fancy terms that no one's ever heard and that completely diminish its point. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


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#3 | [q]2012-06-10 20:43
no
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#4 | [q]2012-06-10 21:03
emo emo


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#5 | [q]2012-06-10 21:07
Lithium is indeed evil! There are much better elements!


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#6 | [q]2012-06-10 21:18
cool story bro
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#7 | [q]2012-06-10 21:43
Just anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ


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#8 | [q]2012-06-10 21:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fIqq5XVFKQ


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#9 | [q]2012-06-10 22:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g
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#10 | [q]2012-06-10 22:39
as one of the more veteran and respected members in the community, i'd like to let you guys know i dislike Ron97 aka Lithium. he also deletes my posts all the time for no reason. screw this kid.


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ÐarkLightCÇ: im probably pregnant but w/e

P.S. i don't approve Ron97's existence, log off my face nub. emo
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#11 | [q]2012-06-10 22:53
i wish i can dasdasda u and then asdasdad u so i can asdasdauhsda u in ur fucking asduhasjdbhadjha after u just asjdhahsdja ur annoying ausdhasdh which is the same asdhasjdkg and my mom is diashduasha cuz she kasdjja some asjkdhajsdha.
stop the trolling.
peace to the aliens!
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#12 | [q]2012-06-10 22:57
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as one of the more veteran and respected members in the community


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respected


keep dreaming


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#13 | [q]2012-06-10 23:01
He does exactly what he's supposed to do, keeping the peace on the forum, and he's been doing a pretty good job so far. Here is not the place for creating pointless threads that only lead to trolling. Which also includes this one, but I guess he hasn't locked it yet because he respects your effort of writing so much text.
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#14 | [q]2012-06-10 23:01
Primarily, I'd like to say that this post of yours is agreeably mind-blowing.
The method you have used is undeniably average. It is understandable to me that you
hammered away diligently with your maximum capacity of powers. The shape of this post
is greatly suitable for the symbolism that I think you are striving to encapsulate, but in
hindsight this statement is likely irrelevant. Despite that, I think that your use of verbs
could of used some improvements as I sense that it wasn't able to duplicate the elegance
found in the rest of the post. The approach you have actualized is agreeably ground-breaking.
It is barefaced to me that you kept your nose to the grind-stone with your complete aplitude
of techniques. The shape of this post is perfectly exact for the metaphor that I feel you
are attempting to capture, but in any case this comment is probably inane. Although I must
say, I see that your implementation of apostrophes could of had more time invested in
it as I sense that it can't compete with the capability seen in the whole of the creation.
In conclusion I would like to mention that it has been a pleasure to invest energy in this
evaluation for you and I hope it will enable you to upgrade your posts in the future.


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#15 | [q]2012-06-10 23:04
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Here is not the place for creating pointless threads that only lead to trolling. Which also includes this one, but I guess he hasn't locked it yet because he respects your effort of writing so much text.


This.

The main post of the thread is fine enough (even though it's all generated, it's still awesome, Snooze emo) but threads like this tend to turn into spam threads where people only post pointless stuff or insult each other.

I'm gonna lock this one too, and repeat my advice once again: Please, do not spam here.


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.