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[01:06:44] TadeбљЗЗ: Zoro you killed me! [01:06:45] TadeбљЗЗ: i hate you [01:06:47] TadeбљЗЗ: nub [01:06:50] Zoro-CDF-: ;D me too [01:06:51] Zoro-CDF-: thx

[15:04:01] murát[ßá]: suck my dick which I dont have lol

Just wait 'til the Polish people find this thread. They all have 8 MB text files of quotes.

I totally agree with Grytolle :D [19:33:04] *** Hope joined the game [19:33:04] JâsmiñêCDF: lol [19:33:07] Artem: XDD [19:33:09] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: xD [19:33:16] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: hi hope [19:33:28] ShakerNF: yay hope is back [19:33:31] ShakerNF: WE HAVE HOPE [19:33:33] Artem: XD [19:33:36] Spaz: lol [19:33:39] ShakerNF: NO NEED TO DIE NOW [19:33:41] ShakerNF: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY [19:33:45] ShakerNF: I LOVE YOU HOPE [19:33:48] Artem: ;o [19:33:50] Spaz: Oo [19:33:51] Hope: yay [19:33:54] JâsmiñêCDF: :D! [19:33:55] Artem: XD [19:34:01] Spaz: XD [19:34:01] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: XD

[00:25:10] Matzel: i dont nknow at here [00:25:19] oñîéjj]NC[: xd [00:25:20] ShakerNF: read the manual [00:25:42] ShakerNF: it says how to do the test [00:25:52] ShakerNF: with ALT and F4 you can open it [00:25:58] Matzel: hahaha [00:26:01] Matzel: xD [00:26:11] ShakerNF: but use the right alt [00:26:14] ShakerNF: the other one closes jj2 [00:26:21] *** Matzel left the game

:rofl:

XD

lol xD

:D ALT+F4 good for health

pfff those aren't really funny, i remember there was a similar thread on JCF also.

[12:23:08] Dark l<! ll3r-COD-: MY DICK LOOK BETTER THAN THIS LVL [12:23:11] Dark l<! ll3r-COD-: caps sry [12:23:21] Wortëm: u have no dick again :cake:

@gry hahaha! here you are! :D few old logs [23:22:13] [HÇ]Vülkân: I beat Slayer on Semi yesterday [18:07:49] Kenny>eB<: my parents always say [18:07:53] Kenny>eB<: go off from the pc! [18:07:55] Kenny>eB<: i say [18:08:00] Kenny>eB<: 5 more mins [18:08:02] Kenny>eB<: and stay 4 hours [17:08:48] \NF/NerD: I'm DZ's daugther [19:23:36] GrytmasternCC: HEJ! DAN! [19:23:42] DZ NF: HEJ GRYT! [11:48:50] DZ NF: hahahahahaha! [20:10:49] moti: snake leave [20:11:00] Cpt. Snake: why always me [23:26:10] -t3>JJB: jabadabadu (Andrzej spectator) [16:30:38] &#340;&#324;&#273;rzëj>rS<: stop. [16:30:39] &#340;&#324;&#273;rzëj>rS<: brb phone [16:30:40] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: wh [16:30:46] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: you dont play [16:30:47] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: ! [16:30:51] -Fizsm_: omg lol [16:30:51] &#340;&#324;&#273;rzëj>rS<: but i wanna watch [16:30:57] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: xD [16:30:58] &#340;&#324;&#273;rzëj>rS<: come on guys [16:31:03] AycoxVS: rofl [16:31:04] VipeR-CDF-: /stop [16:31:04] Console: Game has been STOPPED [16:31:06] &#340;&#324;&#273;rzëj>rS<: ty [16:31:06] VipeR-CDF-: ok. [20:16:11] DZ NF: Kenny sucks in semi [16:15:28] -Fizsm_: omg gjenka teach me how to speak polish :C ***few minutes after*** [16:21:16] -Fizsm_: cycki LOL [16:21:21] -Fizsm_: maly chuj XD [22:54:34] DannyZ NF: We are bored of winning ;p [22:54:36] DannyZ NF: hahaha! [22:23:32] GjeNka: die [22:23:39] JAZZrp NF: nie [22:23:40] DannyZ NF: no, pls dont die! [22:23:46] DannyZ NF: not on my shift [22:32:59] GjeNka: will we play or not [22:33:04] DannyZ NF: maybe [22:33:09] GjeNka: maybe maybe [22:33:22] DannyZ NF: maybe baby

:D :D

A part of an old JDC log (no scores no codes no roasts): [22:21:00] not evilmike: dont need remote admin here [22:21:13] MoNux [VS]: onlyy need magick [22:21:19] MoNux [VS]: which computers are known to work on [22:21:40] Rag8D: my computer runs on solar power [22:21:48] minmay: mine runs on dead owls [22:21:50] MoNux [VS]: mine runs on unicorns [22:21:52] cooba[si]: my computer runs on a dynamo [22:21:53] Rag8D: actually [22:21:57] Rag8D: my computer runs from kinetic energy [22:21:58] cooba[si]: i have to cycle to get it to work [22:22:02] Rag8D: which is generated by my hamsters [22:22:02] QuickzDM: you unicorn-killer! [22:22:06] MoNux [VS]: yes [22:22:08] MoNux [VS]: yes i am [22:22:12] Röñ97 [ÑÇ]: i keep my computer turned on with mind power [22:22:18] not evilmike: m,y computer burns coal [22:22:21] Rag8D: ron's given the best one [22:22:22] not evilmike: makes it hard to breathe [22:22:25] Rag8D: oh EM made it better [22:22:30] Röñ97 [ÑÇ]: :( [22:22:32] Rag8D: My computer runs on OIL [22:22:36] cooba[si]: thank god for gas masks [22:22:40] Rag8D: My computer runs on OIL!! [22:22:44] MoNux [VS]: my computer runs away from me [22:22:48] MoNux [VS]: i think i offended it [22:22:53] MoNux [VS]: :(

:rofl:

Quite a while ago, but the only joke I've still a chatlog from, is in the thread below. http://www.jazzjackrabbit.net/index.php?league=1&season=1&op=descr&id=1317 This was one of the most insane moments in JJ2 ever, I guess.

Your chatlog is 2 months old. Mine's almost 3 years. :P

[13:42:17] >>Likotopo<: you are good just because you have a good gun [13:42:25] Treya-CDF-: yeah sure [13:42:27] Kat[NC]: who? [13:42:29] Treya-CDF-: maybe you're just a sore loser [13:42:30] >>Likotopo<: Treya [13:42:40] >>Likotopo<: in fact you are a shit [13:42:45] Treya-CDF-: thanks [13:42:48] Treya-CDF-: then im right [13:42:53] Kat[NC]: I think Likiotopo is right [13:42:56] Treya-CDF-: you are a sore loser [13:43:04] >>Likotopo<: Of course [13:43:04] Treya-CDF-: you agree with some kid? wow [13:43:09] Treya-CDF-: haha [13:43:18] Kat[NC]: I hate Lori [13:43:23] Treya-CDF-: good for you [13:43:29] >>Likotopo<: it's a cheat character [13:43:32] Treya-CDF-: its not [13:43:44] Treya-CDF-: how the hell is lori a "cheat" [13:43:52] >>Likotopo<: lori + this gun = cheater Just to embarrass the kids, I put it up here. I know that the gun works exactly the same for every character. I kept asking how is her gun "different", but they would never respond, which proves my point.

[00:12:54] LoonCC: u are? [00:12:59] ZoroSux-CDF-: yes [00:13:01] ZoroSux-CDF-: zoro [00:13:07] LoonCC: wait a second [00:13:09] ZoroSux-CDF-: i thought u asking, are u zoro or faker [00:13:09] ZoroSux-CDF-: xD [00:13:15] LoonCC: U STOLE MY NICK

Lori is a cheat. We'll ban Lori cheat on Steel Duels now. Lori's gun is a cheat. We'll ban gun cheat on Steel Duels now. btw nice post count Trey

Just searching through the chatlogs I saved, found a few gems in the same log. [21:27:15] Soul-MR-: HEY TREY COME [21:27:22] Soul-MR-: omfg [21:27:22] -CDF-Laro2: omg [21:27:23] -CDF-Laro2: Nice [21:27:44] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: -.-; [21:27:46] GaLCC: xD [21:27:47] -CDF-Laro2: :D [21:28:08] Soul-MR-: MOVE TREY [21:28:18] HotRod[CDF]: can duels count for ladder...? [21:28:22] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: no [21:28:24] -CDF-Laro2: No [21:28:27] HotRod[CDF]: meh... [21:28:49] Soul-MR-: COL [21:28:51] Soul-MR-: OOL [21:28:58] Soul-MR-: YAY [21:29:19] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: I liek that trick [21:29:20] Soul-MR-: I CANT DO IT ON OTHER SIDE THOUGH [21:29:27] -CDF-Laro2: Keep practise :) [21:29:37] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: *insert dirty joke here* [21:29:37] Soul-MR-: COME TREY [21:29:53] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: where? Lol this was back when Laro used Jazz. Times have changed. [21:32:59] -CDF-Laro24: I prefer Jazz over spaz o,o [21:33:09] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: I prefer idk [21:33:10] FawFuLCC: hah [21:33:11] FawFuLCC: XD [21:33:21] GaLCC: I prefer Fawful. XD [21:33:23] Jesus[CDF]: you prefer razz... [21:33:24] FawFuLCC: WAT [21:33:24] Jesus[CDF]: XD [21:33:25] FawFuLCC: LOL [21:33:27] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: lol [21:33:27] FawFuLCC: XD [21:33:29] -CDF-Laro24: Yes [21:33:30] FawFuLCC: mrr [21:33:32] FawFuLCC: xd [21:33:33] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: But he isnt playable [21:33:34] GaLCC: xdd [21:33:38] FawFuLCC: i am not? [21:33:39] -CDF-Laro24: Yes he is in bed [21:33:39] FawFuLCC: nvm [21:33:40] FawFuLCC: XD [21:33:42] GaLCC: LOL [21:33:43] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: LOL [21:33:47] -CDF-Laro24: ;) [21:33:53] FawFuLCC: I DIDN'T SAY THAT [21:33:55] FawFuLCC: :3 [21:33:55] GaLCC: haha [21:33:56] -CDF-Laro24: :( [21:33:56] GaLCC: :D [21:34:04] GaLCC: then you are fully playable~~! [21:34:05] GaLCC: YAY

[13:43:52] >>Likotopo<: lori + this gun = cheater LOL'ED

[13:42:17] >>Likotopo<: you are good just because you have a good gun lol?

[20:40:37] TW-CDF: ... take Seek PU later [20:40:57] [CDF]Laro24: Oh noes [20:40:59] [CDF]Laro24: :D [20:41:01] TW-CDF: Also, if you have Seek PU, just don't show you have... [20:41:04] TW-CDF: ...it if not needed [20:41:11] TreyLina-CDF-: I know [20:41:12] TW-CDF: and your enemy thinks you don't have Seek PU [20:41:13] [CDF]Laro24: I always use seeks [20:41:16] MS -CDF-: or just [20:41:19] [CDF]Laro24: Cuz seeks are my children [20:41:25] MS -CDF-: scare ppl [20:41:28] MS -CDF-: r> [20:41:28] TreyLina-CDF-: LETS HAVE SEEKS LARO [20:41:28] MS -CDF-: ? [20:41:32] [CDF]Laro24: Come to paly with Laro, Seek! [20:41:32] [CDF]Laro24: :D [20:41:36] usbkaunoo: paly

lol...paly :D