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2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
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#1 | [q]2011-07-20 15:58
[01:06:44] TadeбљЗЗ: Zoro you killed me!
[01:06:45] TadeбљЗЗ: i hate you
[01:06:47] TadeбљЗЗ: nub
[01:06:50] Zoro-CDF-: ;D me too
[01:06:51] Zoro-CDF-: thx


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#2 | [q]2011-07-20 17:06
[15:04:01] murát[ßá]: suck my dick which I dont have
lol
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#3 | [q]2011-07-20 20:17
Just wait 'til the Polish people find this thread. They all have 8 MB text files of quotes.
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#4 | [q]2011-07-20 21:16
I totally agree with Grytolle emo

[19:33:04] *** Hope joined the game
[19:33:04] JâsmiñêCDF: lol
[19:33:07] Artem: XDD
[19:33:09] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: xD
[19:33:16] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: hi hope
[19:33:28] ShakerNF: yay hope is back
[19:33:31] ShakerNF: WE HAVE HOPE
[19:33:33] Artem: XD
[19:33:36] Spaz: lol
[19:33:39] ShakerNF: NO NEED TO DIE NOW
[19:33:41] ShakerNF: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[19:33:45] ShakerNF: I LOVE YOU HOPE
[19:33:48] Artem: ;o
[19:33:50] Spaz: Oo
[19:33:51] Hope: yay
[19:33:54] JâsmiñêCDF: emo!
[19:33:55] Artem: XD
[19:34:01] Spaz: XD
[19:34:01] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: XD
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#5 | [q]2011-07-20 21:17
[00:25:10] Matzel: i dont nknow at here
[00:25:19] oñîéjj]NC[: xd
[00:25:20] ShakerNF: read the manual
[00:25:42] ShakerNF: it says how to do the test
[00:25:52] ShakerNF: with ALT and F4 you can open it
[00:25:58] Matzel: hahaha
[00:26:01] Matzel: xD
[00:26:11] ShakerNF: but use the right alt
[00:26:14] ShakerNF: the other one closes jj2
[00:26:21] *** Matzel left the game
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#6 | [q]2011-07-20 21:40
emo


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#7 | [q]2011-07-20 21:54
XD
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#8 | [q]2011-07-21 01:29
lol xD
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#9 | [q]2011-07-21 06:36
emo ALT+F4 good for health


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#10 | [q]2011-07-21 08:20
pfff those aren't really funny, i remember there was a similar thread on JCF also.
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#11 | [q]2011-07-21 11:24
[12:23:08] Dark l<! ll3r-COD-: MY DICK LOOK BETTER THAN THIS LVL
[12:23:11] Dark l<! ll3r-COD-: caps sry
[12:23:21] Wortëm: u have no dick

again emo


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#12 | [q]2011-07-21 12:29
@gry

hahaha! here you are! emo
few old logs





[23:22:13] [HÇ]Vülkân: I beat Slayer on Semi yesterday




[18:07:49] Kenny>eB<: my parents always say
[18:07:53] Kenny>eB<: go off from the pc!
[18:07:55] Kenny>eB<: i say
[18:08:00] Kenny>eB<: 5 more mins
[18:08:02] Kenny>eB<: and stay 4 hours




[17:08:48] \NF/NerD: I'm DZ's daugther




[19:23:36] GrytmasternCC: HEJ! DAN!
[19:23:42] DZ NF: HEJ GRYT!




[11:48:50] DZ NF: hahahahahaha!




[20:10:49] moti: snake leave
[20:11:00] Cpt. Snake: why always me




[23:26:10] -t3>JJB: jabadabadu




(Andrzej spectator)
[16:30:38] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: stop.
[16:30:39] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: brb phone
[16:30:40] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: wh
[16:30:46] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: you dont play
[16:30:47] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: !
[16:30:51] -Fizsm_: omg lol
[16:30:51] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: but i wanna watch
[16:30:57] MÔTÄZ>>MP<<: xD
[16:30:58] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: come on guys
[16:31:03] AycoxVS: rofl
[16:31:04] VipeR-CDF-: /stop
[16:31:04] Console: Game has been STOPPED
[16:31:06] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: ty
[16:31:06] VipeR-CDF-: ok.




[20:16:11] DZ NF: Kenny sucks in semi





[16:15:28] -Fizsm_: omg gjenka teach me how to speak polish :C
***few minutes after***
[16:21:16] -Fizsm_: cycki LOL
[16:21:21] -Fizsm_: maly chuj XD




[22:54:34] DannyZ NF: We are bored of winning ;p
[22:54:36] DannyZ NF: hahaha!




[22:23:32] GjeNka: die
[22:23:39] JAZZrp NF: nie
[22:23:40] DannyZ NF: no, pls dont die!
[22:23:46] DannyZ NF: not on my shift



[22:32:59] GjeNka: will we play or not
[22:33:04] DannyZ NF: maybe
[22:33:09] GjeNka: maybe maybe
[22:33:22] DannyZ NF: maybe baby


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#13 | [q]2011-07-21 12:40
emo emo


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#14 | [q]2011-07-21 13:30
A part of an old JDC log (no scores no codes no roasts):

[22:21:00] not evilmike: dont need remote admin here
[22:21:13] MoNux [VS]: onlyy need magick
[22:21:19] MoNux [VS]: which computers are known to work on
[22:21:40] Rag8D: my computer runs on solar power
[22:21:48] minmay: mine runs on dead owls
[22:21:50] MoNux [VS]: mine runs on unicorns
[22:21:52] cooba[si]: my computer runs on a dynamo
[22:21:53] Rag8D: actually
[22:21:57] Rag8D: my computer runs from kinetic energy
[22:21:58] cooba[si]: i have to cycle to get it to work
[22:22:02] Rag8D: which is generated by my hamsters
[22:22:02] QuickzDM: you unicorn-killer!
[22:22:06] MoNux [VS]: yes
[22:22:08] MoNux [VS]: yes i am
[22:22:12] Röñ97 [ÑÇ]: i keep my computer turned on with mind power
[22:22:18] not evilmike: m,y computer burns coal
[22:22:21] Rag8D: ron's given the best one
[22:22:22] not evilmike: makes it hard to breathe
[22:22:25] Rag8D: oh EM made it better
[22:22:30] Röñ97 [ÑÇ]: emo
[22:22:32] Rag8D: My computer runs on OIL
[22:22:36] cooba[si]: thank god for gas masks
[22:22:40] Rag8D: My computer runs on OIL!!
[22:22:44] MoNux [VS]: my computer runs away from me
[22:22:48] MoNux [VS]: i think i offended it
[22:22:53] MoNux [VS]: emo

















We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#15 | [q]2011-07-21 13:49
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#16 | [q]2011-07-21 14:13
Quite a while ago, but the only joke I've still a chatlog from, is in the thread below.

http://www.jazzjackrabbit.net/index.php?league=1&season=1&op=descr&id=1317

This was one of the most insane moments in JJ2 ever, I guess.
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#17 | [q]2011-07-21 14:36
Your chatlog is 2 months old. Mine's almost 3 years. emo


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We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#18 | [q]2011-07-21 15:13
[13:42:17] >>Likotopo<: you are good just because you have a good gun
[13:42:25] Treya-CDF-: yeah sure
[13:42:27] Kat[NC]: who?
[13:42:29] Treya-CDF-: maybe you're just a sore loser
[13:42:30] >>Likotopo<: Treya
[13:42:40] >>Likotopo<: in fact you are a shit
[13:42:45] Treya-CDF-: thanks
[13:42:48] Treya-CDF-: then im right
[13:42:53] Kat[NC]: I think Likiotopo is right
[13:42:56] Treya-CDF-: you are a sore loser
[13:43:04] >>Likotopo<: Of course
[13:43:04] Treya-CDF-: you agree with some kid? wow
[13:43:09] Treya-CDF-: haha
[13:43:18] Kat[NC]: I hate Lori
[13:43:23] Treya-CDF-: good for you
[13:43:29] >>Likotopo<: it's a cheat character
[13:43:32] Treya-CDF-: its not
[13:43:44] Treya-CDF-: how the hell is lori a "cheat"
[13:43:52] >>Likotopo<: lori + this gun = cheater


Just to embarrass the kids, I put it up here. I know that the gun works exactly the same for every character. I kept asking how is her gun "different", but they would never respond, which proves my point.


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#19 | [q]2011-07-21 15:14
[00:12:54] LoonCC: u are?
[00:12:59] ZoroSux-CDF-: yes
[00:13:01] ZoroSux-CDF-: zoro
[00:13:07] LoonCC: wait a second
[00:13:09] ZoroSux-CDF-: i thought u asking, are u zoro or faker
[00:13:09] ZoroSux-CDF-: xD
[00:13:15] LoonCC: U STOLE MY NICK


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#20 | [q]2011-07-21 15:14
Lori is a cheat. We'll ban Lori cheat on Steel Duels now. Lori's gun is a cheat. We'll ban gun cheat on Steel Duels now.

btw nice post count Trey


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We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#21 | [q]2011-07-21 15:26
Just searching through the chatlogs I saved, found a few gems in the same log.

[21:27:15] Soul-MR-: HEY TREY COME
[21:27:22] Soul-MR-: omfg
[21:27:22] -CDF-Laro2: omg
[21:27:23] -CDF-Laro2: Nice
[21:27:44] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: -.-;
[21:27:46] GaLCC: xD
[21:27:47] -CDF-Laro2: emo
[21:28:08] Soul-MR-: MOVE TREY
[21:28:18] HotRod[CDF]: can duels count for ladder...?
[21:28:22] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: no
[21:28:24] -CDF-Laro2: No
[21:28:27] HotRod[CDF]: meh...
[21:28:49] Soul-MR-: COL
[21:28:51] Soul-MR-: OOL
[21:28:58] Soul-MR-: YAY
[21:29:19] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: I liek that trick
[21:29:20] Soul-MR-: I CANT DO IT ON OTHER SIDE THOUGH
[21:29:27] -CDF-Laro2: Keep practise emo
[21:29:37] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: *insert dirty joke here*
[21:29:37] Soul-MR-: COME TREY
[21:29:53] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: where?

Lol this was back when Laro used Jazz. Times have changed.

[21:32:59] -CDF-Laro24: I prefer Jazz over spaz o,o
[21:33:09] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: I prefer idk
[21:33:10] FawFuLCC: hah
[21:33:11] FawFuLCC: XD
[21:33:21] GaLCC: I prefer Fawful. XD
[21:33:23] Jesus[CDF]: you prefer razz...
[21:33:24] FawFuLCC: WAT
[21:33:24] Jesus[CDF]: XD
[21:33:25] FawFuLCC: LOL
[21:33:27] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: lol
[21:33:27] FawFuLCC: XD
[21:33:29] -CDF-Laro24: Yes
[21:33:30] FawFuLCC: mrr
[21:33:32] FawFuLCC: xd
[21:33:33] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: But he isnt playable
[21:33:34] GaLCC: xdd
[21:33:38] FawFuLCC: i am not?
[21:33:39] -CDF-Laro24: Yes he is in bed
[21:33:39] FawFuLCC: nvm
[21:33:40] FawFuLCC: XD
[21:33:42] GaLCC: LOL
[21:33:43] TrêyLinâ-CDF-: LOL
[21:33:47] -CDF-Laro24: emo
[21:33:53] FawFuLCC: I DIDN'T SAY THAT
[21:33:55] FawFuLCC: :3
[21:33:55] GaLCC: haha
[21:33:56] -CDF-Laro24: emo
[21:33:56] GaLCC: emo
[21:34:04] GaLCC: then you are fully playable~~!
[21:34:05] GaLCC: YAY



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#22 | [q]2011-07-21 15:28
[13:43:52] >>Likotopo<: lori + this gun = cheater

LOL'ED
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#23 | [q]2011-07-21 15:30
[13:42:17] >>Likotopo<: you are good just because you have a good gun
lol?
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#24 | [q]2011-07-21 15:34
[20:40:37] TW-CDF: ... take Seek PU later
[20:40:57] [CDF]Laro24: Oh noes
[20:40:59] [CDF]Laro24: emo
[20:41:01] TW-CDF: Also, if you have Seek PU, just don't show you have...
[20:41:04] TW-CDF: ...it if not needed
[20:41:11] TreyLina-CDF-: I know
[20:41:12] TW-CDF: and your enemy thinks you don't have Seek PU
[20:41:13] [CDF]Laro24: I always use seeks
[20:41:16] MS -CDF-: or just
[20:41:19] [CDF]Laro24: Cuz seeks are my children
[20:41:25] MS -CDF-: scare ppl
[20:41:28] MS -CDF-: r>
[20:41:28] TreyLina-CDF-: LETS HAVE SEEKS LARO
[20:41:28] MS -CDF-: ?
[20:41:32] [CDF]Laro24: Come to paly with Laro, Seek!
[20:41:32] [CDF]Laro24: emo
[20:41:36] usbkaunoo: paly


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#25 | [q]2011-07-21 15:40
lol...paly emo


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