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2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
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#276 | [q]2011-12-07 16:32
Quote:
[23:45:42] DarkSoniCC: too bad I lost that level called WAT! I AM IN SPACE
[23:45:43] DarkSoniCC: emo
[23:45:46] $noozeCC: LOL
[23:45:49] PurpleJazzCC: FUCKING VISTA?!?!!?!?!!
[23:45:53] $noozeCC: WTF+!??!?!?!?!?
[23:46:24] PurpleJazzCC: 53,19
[23:46:31] PurpleJazzCC: herE buG?????????????????????????????/
[23:46:38] DarkSoniCC: ZOMG FOOD IN SPACE
[23:46:42] PurpleJazzCC: mayb here layer1,2,3,7????????????????????????
[23:46:46] $noozeCC: mayby layer 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0,0,0,,,1,,132,5,,7,6,8,678
[23:46:52] DarkSoniCC: infinity
[23:46:59] PurpleJazzCC: layer pi
[23:47:16] DarkSoniCC: layer piNGAS


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#277 | [q]2011-12-08 17:43
[17:39:54] Je[ANS]: Laro is still in CDF?


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#278 | [q]2011-12-08 18:58
Error – joke not found.


Greetings,
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#279 | [q]2011-12-10 15:17
I need to post this. We were in my server, and Lithium was talking to the female rabbit by the CTF-bases. I'll post a few moments from the (long) log which I find funny. Sorry for massive length.
BTW, is there some sort of spoiler function to collapse text under a button?

[09:47:51] aEs Lithium: HI
[09:47:55] aEs Lithium: can I take this flag?
[09:48:11] aEs Lithium: and uh
[09:48:14] aEs Lithium: your foot
[09:48:18] aEs Lithium: is weird
[09:48:37] aEs Lithium: can you hear me?
[09:48:55] aEs Lithium: why do you just stand there
[09:49:08] aEs Lithium: I have to steal the flag, then
[09:49:16] aEs Lithium: uh
[09:49:18] aEs Lithium: don't move
[09:49:21] *** aEs Lithium captured the flag
[09:49:28] aEs Lithium: you heard nothing
[09:50:30] aEs Lithium: you'll get some cake if you move
[09:50:32] aEs wKtK: well, you got half the class laughing
[09:50:45] aEs Lithium: see what you did?
[09:50:48] aEs Lithium: they all laugh to you
[09:50:51] aEs Lithium: because you won't move
09:52:30] aEs Lithium: your boots are ugly
[09:53:41] aEs Lithium: I'm gonna KILL YOU WITH FIRE
[09:53:51] aEs Lithium: and your ugly boots, too
[09:54:14] aEs Lithium: DIE BOOTS
[09:55:26] aEs wKtK: /servername lithium vs boots
[09:55:26] >> Server renamed to lithium vs boots

[09:58:43] *** PublicVoid captured the flag
[09:58:48] aEs Lithium: AHAHAHA
[09:58:50] aEs Lithium: HE TOOK YOUR FLAG
[10:00:18] aEs Lithium: see he's kicking you as well

[10:00:21] aEs wKtK: XDD
[10:00:21] aEs Lithium: everybody hates you
[10:00:24] aEs Lithium: and your ugly boots

[10:00:58] Console: aEs wKtK is no longer SPECTATING
[10:01:05] aEs Lithium: see he isn't spectating anymore
[10:01:08] aEs Lithium: he wants to kick you
[10:01:09] aEs Lithium: as well

[10:09:02] aEs Lithium: when you become the queen
[10:09:07] aEs Lithium: you'll just stand there
[10:09:12] aEs Lithium: and people will laugh
[10:09:13] aEs Lithium: and laugh
[10:09:15] aEs Lithium: and laugh
...
[10:09:19] aEs Lithium: they'll laugh to your ugly boots

[10:12:08] aEs Lithium: hi
[10:12:15] aEs Lithium: oh look at that
[10:12:19] aEs Lithium: you are there as well
[10:12:26] aEs Lithium: that makes you a double whore
[10:12:34] aEs wKtK: DOUBLE WHORE
[10:12:39] aEs wKtK: WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[10:28:30] aEs Lithium: when I become the Emperor
[10:28:36] aEs Lithium: I'm going to outlaw the ugly boots
[10:28:42] aEs Lithium: they'll all be burned
[10:28:46] aEs Lithium: and made again
[10:28:50] aEs Lithium: so that they can be burned again
[10:29:36] aEs Lithium: don't make me look at them
[10:29:45] aEs wKtK: aarrggh my EYES

[10:43:56] aEs Lithium: look at that
[10:43:58] aEs Lithium: he's ctoing
[10:44:02] aEs Lithium: because of your ugly boots

And it went on for many hours... emo


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#280 | [q]2011-12-10 15:31
emo


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#281 | [q]2011-12-10 18:03
UGLY BOOTS MUST DIE!

I also have the entire log emo


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We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#282 | [q]2011-12-10 20:15
In my server, during todays ladder against ES:

[18:29:22] aEs Lithium: /forcespectate1 on
[18:29:23] Console: server is now SPECTATING
[18:29:26] aEs wKtK: lol

(-_-')


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#283 | [q]2011-12-10 21:03
gg
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#284 | [q]2011-12-11 22:38
"the female rabbit by the CTF-bases" is Eva, by the way.


You can play this game online???
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#285 | [q]2011-12-12 14:01
I know, but I wasn't sure if eeryone knew that name (i've used JCS, that taught me her name emo )


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#286 | [q]2011-12-13 16:02
[14:33:46] *** aEs SiLJinned made the score
[14:33:46] *** Blue Team scored a point
[14:33:49] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ captured the flag
[14:33:56] *** aEs SiLJinned captured the flag
[14:34:04] *** aEs SiLJinned roasted Bot
[14:34:24] $S$H$A$D$O$W$: bitch
[14:34:25] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ lost the Blue Flag
[14:34:26] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ left the game

The chatlog isn't funny in itself, but basically what happened, he ragequit after being hurt by a powered toaster ONCE after getting a carrot. He didn't even die. He is one of the most arrogant players I have ever seen on jj2, if not, he is the most, seriously I am not joking. He insults people over the most minor things, or when someone doesn't use Spaz when he gets owned by some Jazz/Lori player (even in a level that isn't that Jazz/Lori biased, and that says something). I can't help but troll him at times, he deserves it.


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#287 | [q]2011-12-13 19:54
Oh Trey, ignore Shadow. He isn't really arrogant in the first place, but just way too young and a bad loser.
Still, there were many events where he should have been banned (interferences in duels when he spectated, swearing, insulting, spamming, etc.).


Greetings,
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#288 | [q]2011-12-14 15:17
[16:19:27] Saddam[LB]: spectator r
[16:19:28] Saddam[LB]: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
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#289 | [q]2011-12-14 16:08
fu veg
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#290 | [q]2011-12-14 23:08
Rejoining on jj2 after getting pissed valve screwed up steam again and i couldn't start my tf2:

[23:04:39] FawFuLCC: valve why u no wrok
[23:04:53] NMC-Malek: its why don't you work idiot
[23:05:07] FawFuLCC: u mad

Someone is being a good bait. emo

As for the bonus:

[23:10:48] *** Erreth[CC] roasted JustinBieberVS
[23:10:48] *** JustinBieberVS lost the Blue Flag
[23:10:49] JustinBieberVS: OMG
[23:10:51] JustinBieberVS: U WARPIN NIGGA
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#291 | [q]2011-12-14 23:40
ROFL @ U WARPING NIGGA emo
__________________________________
Before I go to bed, I'll leave this here. Seems even with a name like mine it's not impossible to get a nickname:
(This happens whenever I join a server with ÄññêY in it XD)

[21:26:14] aEs ÄññêY!: wb wikitikitawiik
[21:26:23] aEs ÄññêY!: u have rly looong name
[21:26:27] aEs ÄññêY!: wikitikitawiik
[21:26:51] aEs ÄññêY!: WiKiTiKiTAWWII
[21:30:56] aEs ÄññêY!: wb wikitikitawi
[21:39:29] aEs ÄññêY!: its "wikitikitawwii"
[21:39:30] aEs ÄññêY!: !!
[21:39:40] aEs ÄññêY!: not WKTK
[21:39:43] aEs ÄññêY!: its "wikitikitawwii"
[21:39:46] aEs ÄññêY!: REMEMBER IT!
[21:39:48] aEs ÄññêY!: 4 EVER
[21:41:17] aEs ÄññêY!: wikitikitawi,....
[21:41:23] aEs ÄññêY!: ur wiki_tan
[21:41:37] aEs ÄññêY!: ur wiki_tan = www.wikipedia.com
[21:41:48] aEs wKtK: i know wikitan XDD


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan


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#292 | [q]2011-12-15 16:15
[16:09:31] Console: Zoro-CDF- was renamed to SlaYerVS
[16:09:35] Ragnarok[VS]: hey
[16:09:35] SlaYerVS: hey noobs ;p
[16:09:36] Ragnarok[VS]: ladder
[16:09:37] Ragnarok[VS]: ladder?
[16:09:38] Ragnarok[VS]: ladder
[16:09:40] Ragnarok[VS]: ladder
[16:09:40] SlaYerVS: rag ladder? ;p
[16:09:41] Ragnarok[VS]: noob
[16:09:42] Ragnarok[VS]: ladder
[16:09:44] Ragnarok[VS]: ? ;p
[16:09:46] Ragnarok[VS]: ladder
[16:09:46] SlaYerVS: shut up u gay dog ;p
[16:09:50] Ragnarok[VS]: lol ok ladder?
[16:10:01] Ragnarok[VS]: u ladder now
[16:10:02] SlaYerVS: rag you noob go make hotel ;p
[16:10:12] Ragnarok[VS]: lol ok ladder
[16:10:18] SlaYerVS: just lag shit dz server ;p gg next time gal will
[16:10:20] SlaYerVS: play ;p
[16:10:51] Console: SlaYerVS was renamed to $noozeCC


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#293 | [q]2011-12-18 01:10
[00:40:08] $S$H$A$D$O$W$: 1
[00:40:09] [$S$H$A$D$O$W$]: 3
[00:40:11] [$S$H$A$D$O$W$]: i lie
[00:40:13] [King-CDF-]: gj
[00:40:16] *** Red Team scored a point
[00:40:16] *** $S$H$A$D$O$W$ made the score
[00:40:17] *** Red Team wins
[00:40:18] Saddam[LB]: lol
[00:40:18] $S$H$A$D$O$W$: gg
[00:40:19] [King-CDF-]: nice decievement

[[Sunday, December 18, 2011 at 00:40:22]]
**Current level: "Atom Heart 243.5" - fioctfa.j2l
**Game Mode: CTF
**Custom Mode: OFF
[00:40:22] *** Pregame has STARTED
[00:40:22] *** 30 seconds left...
[00:40:24] Saddam[LB]: its really needed to lie vs bots
[00:40:31] King-CDF-: haha


Our only enemies were the bots x)


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#294 | [q]2011-12-18 14:05

[14:05:03] Je[ANS]: what's the most popular language for programmers?
[14:05:08] KrytGpW: romanian



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#295 | [q]2011-12-18 14:12
lol
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#296 | [q]2011-12-18 14:44
Code:
<?php

antet('conţinut-tip: text/simplu');
ecou "Bună ziua lume\r\n";

?>



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#297 | [q]2011-12-18 14:54
buna ziua lume omg;O



Retired.
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#298 | [q]2011-12-18 14:56
XDDDDD pa lume:O)


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#299 | [q]2011-12-18 15:22
emo


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#300 | [q]2011-12-18 18:39
Based on Walrus' well-known team chat confusion:

[18:24:10] *** motivs joined the game
...
[18:24:26] [Cpt. Walrus]: hi Mutti
[18:24:30] Lynx NF: Walrus: "hi Mutti"
[18:24:31] Cpt. Walrus: hi Mutti
[18:24:32] [GpW]Lahm: walrus:hi mutti


Greetings,
Lynx
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