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     Funniest moments! | [q] 2012-07-09 03:08
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#376 | [q]2012-01-13 22:40
i thought moti doesnt have tits.

@TW Deja ai cercetatemo))))))))))) ? gay


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#377 | [q]2012-01-13 22:56

Troll ftw.
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#378 | [q]2012-01-13 23:17
Shut up and enjoy 9gag


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#379 | [q]2012-01-13 23:26
during ladder
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#380 | [q]2012-01-13 23:55
hahaha, it happened me a lot of times, too. My cat wants to pee/shit/is thirsty/hungry... and I have to stop just because of my cat emo
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#381 | [q]2012-01-14 09:10
Last 2 posts: Story of my life xD
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#382 | [q]2012-01-14 09:40
lest we forget the parents ofcemo
huehuehuehue
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#383 | [q]2012-01-14 09:55
urbs go online on skype
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#384 | [q]2012-01-14 12:46
[18:07:49] Kenny>eB<: my parents always say
[18:07:53] Kenny>eB<: go off from the pc!
[18:07:55] Kenny>eB<: i say
[18:08:00] Kenny>eB<: 5 more mins
[18:08:02] Kenny>eB<: and stay 4 hours

[13:03:58] Majorek VS: my mother is as old as you emo

[15:52:39] SlaYerRL: /c evilmike

[17:27:12] *** SHADOW>>>VS<<< joined the game
[17:27:17] GjeNka>rS<: SHADOW
[17:27:18] GjeNka>rS<: KURWA
[17:27:22] GjeNka>rS<: DELETE THIS VS NOOB
[17:27:36] SHADOW>>>VS<<<: |GIENKA FUCK YOU MOTHER ON EAS
[17:27:37] *** SHADOW>>>VS<<< left the game

[23:26:10] -t3>JJB: jabadabadu

[17:56:56] DZ NF: no, I simply ignoring you

[23:20:36] id)SuperJazz: o zesz kurwa

[23:31:07] ZealSpammer: DAN ZEAL IS OLD BUT HOT CHICK

[15:41:17] Boone RA: he is using paint.exe for hacking
[15:41:30] Vúlcân[RF]: how u use paint.exe for hacking?

[13:04:37] id)SuperJazz: DanSiika

[20:47:21] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: call him
[20:47:24] Ŕńđrzëj>rS<: via msn
[20:47:35] Cpt. Snake: how i am in croatia and he is on germany
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#385 | [q]2012-01-14 14:49
hahahahaha cheers for tweek for opening such a funny thread emo
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#386 | [q]2012-01-14 18:51
[18:36:39] [MS -CDF-]: I D

[18:36:39] [KrytGpW]: I A

[18:36:40] cpt. lolekk: gl hf

[18:36:41] [MS -CDF-]: xD

[18:36:41] [KrytGpW]: xd
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#387 | [q]2012-01-14 18:56
nice timing emo
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#388 | [q]2012-01-14 20:00
[16:08:27] ニs Cirno: so what you have to draw in order to make an
[16:08:30] ニs Cirno: animated sprite in my game
[16:08:36] ニs Cirno: is a set of limbs that will be connected and animated
[16:08:46] ニs Cirno: so you draw one left artem, one right arm
[16:08:52] aEs Lithium: one left artem
[16:08:54] aEs wKtK: XD
[16:08:55] ニs Cirno: gg
[16:08:55] aEs wKtK: gg
[16:09:02] ニs Cirno: how did I write artem in there
[16:09:18] ニs Cirno: that's like treya mistyping "laro" as "lori"

[16:11:49] ニs Cirno: I will use the "pieces" file to make a model that
[16:11:49] aEs wKtK: and toss every piece
[16:11:52] aEs wKtK: into
[16:11:52] aEs Lithium: into
[16:11:53] aEs Lithium: a fire
[16:11:53] aEs wKtK: a fire
[16:11:55] aEs wKtK: XD
[16:11:59] ニs Cirno: matches the original

[17:30:49] aEs Kerokyu: I say we always voice chat when possible
[17:30:53] aEs Kerokyu: wktk get a microphone
[17:30:55] aEs Kerokyu: lithium get a door

[17:34:19] aEs Lithium: AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[17:34:23] aEs Lithium: PREPARE FOR THE ONE AND ONLY
[17:34:24] aEs Lithium: LORI
[17:34:25] aEs Lithium: KICK
[17:34:26] aEs Lithium: TRICK
[17:34:30] aEs wKtK: *applause*

[17:42:04] aEs Kerokyu: it's so epic
[17:42:06] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:06] aEs Kerokyu: and has so few remixes
[17:42:08] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:12] aEs Kerokyu: compared to random boring tracks
[17:42:13] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:15] aEs Kerokyu: or "boring"
[17:42:16] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:19] aEs Kerokyu: relative to that menu theme
[17:42:20] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:27] aEs Kerokyu: I mean stuff like yukari's theme
[17:42:28] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:28] aEs Kerokyu: it's meh
[17:42:30] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:33] aEs Kerokyu: yes
[17:42:35] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:42:37] aEs Kerokyu: yes
[17:42:38] aEs Lithium: yes
...
[17:43:01] aEs wKtK: yes
[17:43:02] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:43:02] aEs wKtK: yes
[17:43:03] aEs Lithium: yes
[17:43:03] aEs wKtK: yes
[17:43:04] aEs Kerokyu: I think not


[17:46:31] aEs Lithium: ah
[17:46:51] aEs Lithium: are your knees secured
[17:46:55] aEs wKtK: ?
[17:47:03] aEs Lithium: you do have knee protection
[17:47:05] aEs Lithium: right
[17:47:09] aEs wKtK: no
[17:47:12] aEs Lithium: aw
[17:47:58] aEs Lithium: I used to be without knee protection as you
[17:48:13] aEs Lithium: and then I put some so that I don't get shot
[17:48:14] aEs Lithium: in the knee
[17:48:26] aEs wKtK: if this is a arrow to the knee joke
[17:48:28] aEs wKtK: gtfo
*silence*
[17:48:40] *** aEs Lithium left the game
[17:48:43] aEs wKtK: lol


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#389 | [q]2012-01-14 20:04
[20:01:51] BO$$ V$: MS stop stealing all ammo
[20:01:52] BO$$ V$: ..
[20:01:53] *** ShW-TW roasted MS -CDF-


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#390 | [q]2012-01-14 21:15
[21:14:43] KrytGpW: ms?
[21:14:48] MS -CDF-: sup
[21:14:51] KrytGpW: i mean ms map


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#391 | [q]2012-01-14 22:47
Me: Im gonna go crap now, you can write to me again in 15 mins
Toni: Have a nice meal

also before a ladder match today:
Rag: hl hf
Veg: lg hf
Afiiko: gh lf
(or sth like that, didn't save the chatlog, but everyone misspelled gl hf in a different way after /cstart emo )

Btw that's epic [17:30:55] aEs Kerokyu: lithium get a door
emo too much noises during voice chat I guess
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#392 | [q]2012-01-14 23:25
hahaha emo the first quote rox, and the second one is truly legendary!
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#393 | [q]2012-01-14 23:31
the 1 with kryt and ms is epic,also the second 1 which anubis posted emo
tweek ur the best emo
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#394 | [q]2012-01-14 23:48
Let's all give Tweek positive reputation for this thread!
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#395 | [q]2012-01-15 00:43
I think Afii said bl hf (bad luck have fun)
I said lg (lag game have fun)
and Rag simply typo'd it .. I noticed it too lol.
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#396 | [q]2012-01-15 00:48
[21:02:07] AnubisCC: im gonna go crap
[21:02:10] AnubisCC: you can write to me again in 15 min
[21:02:13] tropiCCo: Have a nice meal
[21:02:18] SpR4VeG[VS]: lol
[21:02:19] tropiCCo: XD
[21:02:22] AnubisCC: ty
[21:02:22] *** AnubisCC left the game

[20:12:48] Console: Game Starts in 5...
[20:12:49] Console: 4...
[20:12:50] Console: 3...
[20:12:51] RagCx: fl hf
[20:12:51] Console: 2...
[20:12:51] AfiiCx: bl hf
[20:12:52] Veg4SpR[CC]: lg hf
[20:12:52] Console: 1...
[20:12:53] Console: Game has been STARTED

There, found the log emo
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#397 | [q]2012-01-15 18:45
[18:43:38] gienka: djazz who are you?????
[18:43:43] ĐJâzz: XD
[18:43:50] ĐJâzz: idk u either
[18:43:58] ĐJâzz: ur name sound familiar
[18:44:10] gienka: hahaha it jsut was a joke
[18:44:11] moti: itede
[18:44:12] gienka: xd
[18:44:15] gienka: i know u
[18:44:16] gienka: u made semi
[18:44:17] gienka: xd
[18:44:20] gienka: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[18:44:22] ĐJâzz: no...
[18:44:24] gienka: hhaha
[18:44:25] ĐJâzz: eh
[18:44:19] gienka: epic 2x joke
[18:44:20] gienka: xD
[18:44:22] moti: XD
[18:44:35] moti: hahahah
[18:44:39] gienka: hhaha
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#398 | [q]2012-01-16 01:13
[01:10:16] RaggyCx: im camping the warp
[01:10:19] RaggyCx: with um
[01:10:20] RaggyCx: wait a sec
[01:10:23] Console: Instagib has been ENABLED
[01:10:26] RaggyCx: powered up seekers
[01:10:27] RaggyCx: :>
[01:10:28] Blacky[si]: ...


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#399 | [q]2012-01-16 11:13
Sorry, Boots agin emo

[21:16:10] [CDF]Flandre: YES, I KNOW. MAIN OBJECTIVE OF XLM -
[21:16:15] [CDF]Flandre: MAKE WHOLE LEVEL FULL OF STRANGE THINGS
[21:16:17] [CDF]Flandre: AND BOOTS

[21:19:42] [CDF]Flandre: BOOTS DOESNT FUCK. BOOTS DOES KILL
[21:19:45] [CDF]Flandre: BOOTS ARE VERY EVIL
[21:19:50] [CDF]Flandre: SO LITHIUM PROTECTS OUR PLANET
[21:19:53] [CDF]Flandre: FROM BOOTY ATTACK

[21:30:52] [CDF]FlandreSuX: ok
[21:30:53] [CDF]FlandreSuX: Now I'm
[21:30:58] [CDF]FlandreSuX: KILL UGLY BOOTS
[21:31:22] LoonCC: WTF
[21:31:31] aEs wKtK4miku: wtf

[21:38:09] Console: aEs wKtK4miku was roasted by the kill command
[21:38:13] aEs wKtK4miku: whyyyyyy
[21:38:18] [CDF]FlandreSuX: IT WAS BOOTS
[21:38:19] [CDF]FlandreSuX: NOT ME
[21:38:22] [CDF]FlandreSuX: BOOTS CAPTURED MY KEYBOARD
[21:38:23] [CDF]FlandreSuX: AGAIN

[21:45:57] [CDF]Suwako Moriya: IF I'LL PICK CIRNO - YOU'LL GET AN ICICLE
[21:45:59] [CDF]Suwako Moriya: IN THE KNEE

[21:49:49] McBerkan-Es-: Someone wanna leave a clan and tell me that
[21:49:52] McBerkan-Es-: you may join Es ?

[21:54:45] Console: [CDF]Zoro4Neru was renamed to aEs Zoro
[21:54:50] aEs Zoro: Oh yeah... Im a noble now


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#400 | [q]2012-01-16 13:35
Quote:
[21:45:57] [CDF]Suwako Moriya: IF I'LL PICK CIRNO - YOU'LL GET AN ICICLE
[21:45:59] [CDF]Suwako Moriya: IN THE KNEE

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