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[quote]Pff Eminem is photoshopped into the picture, I can tell because the lighting on him is all wrong. Also that white border around him looks a lot like cut and paste.[/quote] Atleast this picture have true quote :D

Let's not go off topic, but, I wanna let you know. I didn't make this, I found this on internet. And it has a true quote indeed.

[21:27:32] AGENT CLANK CZ: |||||haha Tiramisu funny name im hungry!

haha :chatter:

[21:38:30] TiriliriCC: do whatever you want, hackki xd [21:38:34] Hakum: XD [21:38:34] Hakum: k [21:38:35] *** Hakum left the game [21:38:40] GrytolleCC: careful tira [21:38:40] GrytolleCC: :D [21:38:42] TiriliriCC: haha [21:38:55] GrytolleCC: kommt er zur¨ück mit 4tiriliil [21:38:59] *** Hakum4Tiriliri joined the game [21:39:00] Hakum4Tiriliri: ! [21:39:03] GrytolleCC: haha [21:39:04] Owen-ES-: gry [21:39:06] GrytolleCC: ich habs gewusst [21:39:23] TiriliriCC: now your name is as half as cool as mine [21:39:28] GrytolleCC: LOL [21:39:43] *** coobaCX joined the game

Gry missed my reaction to that: [21:39:46] Console: Welcome to Zeal Duels 4! [21:39:51] Hakum4Tiriliri: hi kubusiu [21:39:55] coobaCX: hahahaha

[22:20:22] -t3>Plumbe: whats the difference between [22:20:25] -t3>Plumbe: czech and siema

[12:04:59] TM: §2|[mptor3]||| king, |||§1 1 m 14 s 942 ms,§2| best: §1 1 m 14 s 380 ms [12:05:03] [win]KingCx: LOL

Typical race session on JJ2: [16:18:53] RAGeCx: the measures i go through to screw ppl over [16:19:01] aEs SiLJinned: god those things are so annoying

[16:42:14] RAGeCx: cooba go in water [16:42:17] coobaCX: never [16:42:19] *** aEs SiLJinned left the game [16:42:20] RAGeCx: do it [16:42:22] *** KingCx has captured the Control Point [16:42:24] coobaCX: make me [16:42:28] Console: coobaCX was roasted by the kill command

How to join ZB and win without doing anything in 19 seconds: [[Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 19:01:33]] **Current level: "Untitled" - hlrs_gf.j2l **Game Mode: Battle **Custom Mode: Last Rabbit Standing [19:01:33] *** Pregame has ENDED [19:01:33] Console: Current Custom Mode: Last Rabbit Standing [19:01:33] Console: http://jazzjackrabbit.net/info [19:01:39] kajacz: TENTOKRÁT SI KADAFI VYHRÁL ALE PØÍŠTÌ NE [19:01:41] *** Kadafi Zabíjí roosterde baldagator [19:01:41] *** baldagator has 0 lives left and is out [19:01:43] *** Kadafi Zabíjí had geen zin meer [19:01:43] *** Kadafi Zabíjí has 0 lives left and is out [19:01:47] *** Lorry cz had geen zin meer [19:01:47] *** Lorry cz has 0 lives left and is out [19:01:48] *** kajacz had geen zin meer [19:01:48] *** kajacz has 0 lives left and is out [19:01:48] *** MS -CDF- wins the game [19:01:52] MS -CDF-: lol [19:01:52] *** Pregame has STARTED [19:01:52] *** 15 seconds left...

[22:25:26] Hakum: i never was with boys

We're inspecting a level of Loon [18:11:20] [CDF]Laro24: loon needs to add gangstah flow here [18:11:25] [CDF]Laro24: or niggas won't play [18:11:29] LoonCC: fuck ur gangta flow [18:11:32] LoonCC: then i shouldnt play [18:11:33] [( l) F] [email protected]: examples for niggas in jj2? [18:11:40] *** Kadafi joined the game [18:11:43] [( l) F] [email protected]: ah there's one Edit: yes, not funny, I know :S

I was seriously helping Loon and giving advice. A gangstah flow is VERY importand in a battle level. ;)

Indeed, importand.

[quote]Indeed, importand.[/quote] rofl, i wouldn't notice it if Veg didn't say that :P

[23:33:07] TiramisuCC: mir ist gerade was total dummmes eingefallen [23:33:08] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects [23:33:08] Console: Objects will now spawn [23:33:12] TiramisuCC: :DDDDDD [23:33:23] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects [23:33:23] Console: Objects will now spawn [23:33:25] TiramisuCC: ich dachte über das verb nach [23:33:26] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects [23:33:26] Console: Objects will now spawn [23:33:30] TiramisuCC: wenn man ein duel in epi spielt [23:33:34] TiramisuCC: ist das dann epilieren? [23:33:36] TiramisuCC: XDDDDDDD [23:33:39] GrytolleCC: LOL [23:33:40] GrytolleCC: hahhahaa

english or GTFO :-||

he is right how it supposed sth to be funny if we dont understand it?... english only or translate....

Sth stupid happened to me. I thought about the verb when one would play a duel in epitome. Is it called epilation? yw always english speaking romanians :*

You can't forbid people to speak in foreign languages here. However, you guys shouldn't overdo it.

There, I translated it. It's a word play though, so it might be a bit inaccurate: [23:33:07] TiramisuCC: I just thought of something totally stupid [23:33:08] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects [23:33:08] Console: Objects will now spawn [23:33:12] TiramisuCC: :DDDDDD [23:33:23] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects [23:33:23] Console: Objects will now spawn [23:33:25] TiramisuCC: I thought of the verb [23:33:26] GrytolleCC: /spawnobjects [23:33:26] Console: Objects will now spawn [23:33:30] TiramisuCC: when you play a duel in epi [23:33:34] TiramisuCC: is that epilling? [23:33:36] TiramisuCC: XDDDDDDD [23:33:39] GrytolleCC: LOL [23:33:40] GrytolleCC: hahhahaa In this context, "duellieren" = duelling, so apparently, duelling in Epitome is "epilieren", which would roughly translate to "epilling". Now quit complaining, or else I'm going to spam 'ancient rehashed 4chan pictures' again :p

It refers to "epilate", which is what girls do their legs quite often!

>_> If the only other German-speaking person who frequently views the jjnet forums didn't get the joke without explanation, what's the purpose of posting quotes in German here?

That's not true, and how am I to know what words you don't know? The purpose is to save the funny moments. It's not like it's worse than most crappy submissions