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#926 | [q]2012-08-11 20:21
I don't think it's funny.

Trolling other adults around here can be fun, but I can't find any pleasure in trolling children. Offcourse, she should go to bed at that time (if she's really that young, that is), but still... you might have gone too far.

We should take care of hatchlings joining our community, instead of scaring them away.
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#927 | [q]2012-08-11 20:30
TW go to sleep. emo
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#928 | [q]2012-08-11 20:39
WHY SO SERIOUS, she is 9 years old and egyiptian. I don't really see what would've been so offensive to them, considering that she didn't understand even the half of it. emo
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#929 | [q]2012-08-12 03:25
do u know what means
[01:51:36] [L19]claudia: lao mnmtsh mama htdrbne
it means if i didnt sleep my mother will kill me
haha
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#930 | [q]2012-08-12 03:30
rabid:she is 9 years old and egyiptian
(and egyptian)
it means what? xD
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#931 | [q]2012-08-12 10:56
Let's look at the potentially funny stuff:
-You wrote in caps (1/10)
-You told a kid to go to bed (3/10) (still not funny enough to risk making the kid sad imo)
-You mentioned that she had troubles with a test (1/10 - but would have been 9/10 if she had just bragged about how good she is at tests)
-You told a young girl that she's fat (2/10 cuz evil is kinda fun)
-You told a nine year old girl to get boobs (tasteless enough to be a bit funny cuz seeing a-holes in action can be amusing -> 3/10)
-You deliberately confused the two constructions "go to sleep with somebody" and "go sleep with somebody" (4/10 - 2/10 for clever, 2/10 cuz it's funny when people dunno English)

So, 14/60 -> 2,3/10
Better luck next time!

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Wow, that sounded pretty racist, Rab emo (6/10 if you weren't aware of how it sounded)

I agree with TW. Troll teens, not kids, please!
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#932 | [q]2012-08-12 10:59
now see, this analysis was funny.

But since I expect great things from gry I give him 5/10.
(or 30/60, 50/100, 1/2)
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#933 | [q]2012-08-12 11:41
RabidRabb wrote:
WHY SO SERIOUS, she is 9 years old and egyiptian. I don't really see what would've been so offensive to them, considering that she didn't understand even the half of it. emo


What if I do the same with your future son?
" YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A *****"
"GROW SOME BOOBS"

huh?


Retired.
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#934 | [q]2012-08-12 12:05
if u manage to scare a boy to grow boobs then its definitely worth posting here


Player: Air!
Air: ?
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#935 | [q]2012-08-12 12:30
tweek, if you said that, it would just be like BLABLABLA for him/her ... ffs.... -.- i didn't say it though, so dont attack me with that if its such a HUUGE deal for you.... emo
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#936 | [q]2012-08-12 13:11
Actually he's gotta point, but his example was ridiculous Xd


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#937 | [q]2012-08-12 13:19
the good part of this is that he convinced the girl to go in bed ,considering the hour was pretty late for her age. emo

And I'm sure she didn't understand even half from what he said.
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#938 | [q]2012-08-12 15:05
[15:03:45] AhMoCx: ms amy
[15:03:46] Console: [GpW]am.Y is no longer SPECTATING
[15:03:47] >> Attempting to no longer spectate...
[15:03:47] Console: MS -CDF- is no longer SPECTATING
[15:03:47] [GpW]am.Y: yes
[15:03:52] MS -CDF-: xDDD
[15:03:56] AhMoCx: emo
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#939 | [q]2012-08-12 17:48
YEEE HAA 1000th post here!

[17:38:09] JTI CDF: /maxhealth 7
[17:38:09] Console: Max Health has been set to 7
[17:38:09] Rnk: SuperMeir: 2 min
[17:38:14] Rnk: SuperMeir: cool
[17:38:15] Rnk: Leder: JTI
[17:38:19] Rnk: Leder: dont do that
[17:38:19] JTI CDF: ?
[17:38:27] Rnk: Leder: /smhealth 3
[17:38:28] Console: Start and Max Health have been set to 3
[17:38:31] JTI CDF: /maxhealth 7
[17:38:32] Console: Max Health has been set to 7
[17:38:33] Rnk: Leder: /smhealth 3
[17:38:35] Console: Start and Max Health have been set to 3
[17:38:37] JTI CDF: /maxhealth 7
[17:38:38] Console: Max Health has been set to 7
[17:38:41] JTI CDF: STOP!
[17:38:42] Rnk: Leder: /smhealth 3
[17:38:42] Console: Start and Max Health have been set to 3
[17:38:45] Rnk: Leder: u stop idiot
[17:38:57] JTI CDF: /ban 1
[17:39:03] JTI CDF: /kick 1
[17:39:09] Rnk: Leder: lol
[17:39:13] JTI CDF: /k 1
[17:39:14] >> Error: Player must be active
[17:39:16] JTI CDF: /k 2
[17:39:17] Console: Rnk: SuperMeir was roasted by the kill command
[17:39:23] JTI CDF: /k 3
[17:39:23] Console: JTI CDF was roasted by the kill command
[17:39:23] Pati JM PL: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
[17:39:26] Pati JM PL: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
[17:39:29] JTI CDF: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
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#940 | [q]2012-08-12 19:35
who is this JTI? im getting sick of fakers


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#941 | [q]2012-08-13 15:01
[15:58:59] Artem: shaker where are you from?
[15:59:04] ShakerNL: disneyland
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#942 | [q]2012-08-13 21:08
[19:56:01] [Lv1]New Spaz: how i turn the caps off
[19:58:00] [Lv2]New Spaz: sorry zah i cant turn it off


You can play this game online???
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#943 | [q]2012-08-13 21:17
xd look woot i found out
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#944 | [q]2012-08-13 22:23
[22:22:55] *** GrytolleCC joined the game
[22:22:57] *** [GpW]Kyro left the game


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#945 | [q]2012-08-13 23:39
[00:38:00] *** aEs Lithium joined the game
[00:38:02] aEs Lithium: wtf just happened
[00:38:03] -t3>Plumbe: hey
[00:38:05] *** aEs Lithium left the game
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#946 | [q]2012-08-13 23:51
I joined the wrong ZD xdd


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#947 | [q]2012-08-13 23:53
[23:37:40] Console: Game has been STARTED
[23:37:46] *** MessyCx captured the flag
[23:37:48] *** aEs Lithium captured the flag
[23:37:49] >>> Hack attempt from 78.30.133.142 - invalid weapon
[23:37:49] *** aEs Lithium lost the Blue Flag
[23:37:49] *** aEs Lithium was kicked off (Hacking/Cheating)
[23:37:53] MessyCx: ?
[23:37:58] Console: Game has been STOPPED
[23:38:01] MessyCx: lol wtf
[23:38:05] ShakerNL: invalid weapon? XD
[23:38:05] aEs wKtK: ye wtf
[23:38:06] *** aEs Lithium joined the game
[23:38:08] aEs Lithium: wtf just happened
[23:38:08] MessyCx: ?
[23:38:10] ShakerNL: use legal guns
[23:38:12] MessyCx: u got kicked ban
[23:38:13] Console: aEs Lithium is no longer SPECTATING
[23:38:14] ShakerNL: XD
[23:38:14] aEs wKtK: xdd
[23:38:16] aEs Lithium: legal guns?
[23:38:18] aEs wKtK: u bot
[23:38:20] ShakerNL: idunno
[23:38:21] ShakerNL: u but
[23:38:23] ShakerNL: bot
[23:38:24] ShakerNL: all bot
[23:38:25] aEs Lithium: wtf D:
[23:38:28] Console: >> aEs Lithium has logged in (Third)
[23:38:29] ShakerNL: you should all be renamed to bot
[23:38:29] aEs Lithium: /reset
[23:38:29] Console: Game has been RESET
[23:38:31] MessyCx: that was weird
[23:38:32] aEs Lithium: /timelimit reset
[23:38:32] Console: Time Left until game ends has been RESET
[23:38:33] aEs Lithium: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5C)
[23:38:34] MessyCx: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
[23:38:38] aEs Lithium: gl hf dd team hotel
[23:38:39] aEs Lithium: /cstart
[23:38:39] Console: Game Starts in 5...
[23:38:40] Console: 4...
[23:38:41] Console: 3...
[23:38:42] Console: 2...
[23:38:42] MessyCx: hf
[23:38:43] Console: 1...
[23:38:44] Console: Game has been STARTED
[23:38:49] >>> Hack attempt from 78.30.133.142 - invalid weapon
[23:38:49] *** aEs Lithium was kicked off (Hacking/Cheating)
[23:38:50] *** MessyCx captured the flag
[23:38:55] MessyCx: ?
[23:38:57] aEs wKtK: rofl
[23:38:57] *** aEs Lithium joined the game
[23:38:59] aEs Lithium: well wtf.
[23:39:00] ShakerNL: what version of gmr is that?
[23:39:06] aEs Lithium: the newest one, I think
[23:39:07] Console: aEs Lithium is no longer SPECTATING
[23:39:09] ShakerNL: use old
[23:39:11] aEs Lithium: I had no problems with it
[23:39:11] ShakerNL: XD
[23:39:15] MessyCx: /reset
[23:39:15] Console: Game has been RESET
[23:39:18] MessyCx: /timelimit reset
[23:39:18] Console: Time Left until game ends has been RESET
[23:39:19] Console: >> aEs Lithium has logged in (Third)
[23:39:20] aEs Lithium: sec
[23:39:26] MessyCx: /stop
[23:39:26] Console: Game has been STOPPED
[23:39:28] MessyCx: /reset
[23:39:28] Console: Game has been RESET
[23:39:30] MessyCx: /timelimit reset
[23:39:30] Console: Time Left until game ends has been RESET
[23:39:31] MessyCx: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
[23:39:32] aEs Lithium: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
[23:39:34] ShakerNL: weird stuff
[23:39:36] MessyCx: /cstart
[23:39:36] Console: Game Starts in 5...
[23:39:37] Console: 4...
[23:39:38] MessyCx: lol
[23:39:38] Console: 3...
[23:39:39] Console: 2...
[23:39:40] aEs Lithium: will do for now
[23:39:40] Console: 1...
[23:39:41] Console: Game has been STARTED
[23:39:42] aEs Lithium: gl hf dd team hotel v4
[23:39:46] >>> Hack attempt from 78.30.133.142 - invalid weapon
[23:39:46] >>> Added 78.30.133.142 to the block list
[23:39:46] *** aEs Lithium was BANNED (Hacking/Cheating)
[23:39:47] *** MessyCx captured the flag
[23:39:49] aEs wKtK: XDDDDDDDDDD
[23:39:49] MessyCx: omg
[23:39:51] ShakerNL: oh nice


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#948 | [q]2012-08-14 12:43
**Current level: "Doomed Citadel" - ab14bat11.j2l
**Game Mode: Battle
**Custom Mode: OFF
[11:38:38] Console: Current Custom Mode: OFF
[11:38:38] Console: Welcome to Lolmortuary! Hosted by AleyAsZ
[11:38:38] Server: |§1>> |||Unknown Command
[11:38:44] [lv7]EDY: !NO
[11:38:50] [lv7]EDY: !WINS GAME
[11:38:52] Server: |§1>> |||Unknown Command
[11:38:52] SiLJinned: lol
[11:38:53] [lv7]EDY: !SERVER
[11:38:54] Server: |§1>> |||Unknown Command
[11:39:07] [lv7]EDY: !SERVER IDIOT
[11:39:09] Server: |§1>> |||Unknown Command
[11:39:12] [lv7]EDY: !IDIOT
[11:39:13] Server: |§1>> |||Unknown Command
[11:39:24] [lv7]EDY: !IDIOT
[11:39:27] Server: |§1>> |||Unknown Command
[11:39:41] [lv7]EDY: !RANK SERVER
[11:39:45] Server: |§1>> |||Commander has been: ||||||OFF
[11:39:51] SiLJinned: dude this isnt test manager
[11:40:03] [lv7]EDY: !PULA
[11:40:19] [lv7]EDY: !SERVER IDIOT
[11:40:28] [lv7]EDY: !LVLS
[11:40:40] [lv7]EDY: !LVLS
[11:40:42] *** [lv7]EDY left the game

Somehow this noob thinks every gamemode runs on test manager.


You can play this game online???
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#949 | [q]2012-08-14 13:24
[13:20:33] NLooñ: ey cheater
[13:20:36] NLooñ: dont cheat punk
[13:20:36] SpazTron64: no
[13:20:38] SpazTron64: no
[13:20:42] NLooñ: cuz cheats give u punks
[13:20:45] SpazTron64: its just 32% rapid fire
[13:20:45] SpazTron64: its just 32% rapid fire
[13:20:48] NLooñ: how do u know im talking to u?
[13:20:53] SpazTron64: idk
[13:20:59] NLooñ: now u admit u cheatin bro
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#950 | [q]2012-08-14 15:48
[15:46:34] SuperMeir: how im can get in?
[15:46:35] Silence: XDD
[15:46:43] *** [Pre]Pat joined the game
[15:46:44] Andrzej[CDF]: dont fucking get in we are playing
[15:46:45] Andrzej[CDF]: are u blind?
[15:46:55] SuperMeir: im dont care!
[15:47:00] [Pre]Pat: steel duels
[15:47:09] Andrzej[CDF]: care better
[15:47:11] NLooñ: supermeir, u no care if u care u should care
[15:47:13] Andrzej[CDF]: or u will be banned
[15:47:19] NLooñ: so care smt better and u cared will be cared
[15:47:22] NLooñ: for once in ur cared life
[15:47:23] SuperMeir: this no u server
[15:47:27] NLooñ: it is
[15:47:28] *** [Pre]Pat left the game
[15:47:28] Andrzej[CDF]: ill call dan zeal
[15:47:30] *** Silence left the game
[15:47:31] NLooñ: we are admins
[15:47:36] NLooñ: dont u c?
[15:47:39] Console: >> Andrzej[CDF] has changed admin groups (Second)
[15:47:41] Werka>WaD<: Andrzej!
[15:47:43] NLooñ: our server
[15:47:44] Console: >> Andrzej[CDF] has changed admin groups (First)
[15:47:45] *** SuperMeir left the game
[15:47:47] Console: >> Andrzej[CDF] has changed admin groups (Third)
[15:47:48] Andrzej[CDF]: hahahah
[15:47:49] gianelle: HAHAHA
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