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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#1026 | [q]2012-10-23 01:17
Artem: I'm Jesus, non-JJ2 logs are abortions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRvsesvbY-A
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#1027 | [q]2012-10-25 04:01
[05:59:12] [Lv4]zepect: !whois 0
[05:59:12] [Lv1]TM: §2|[Test1337]||| suprem|| is| 0.| (-69 ms)
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#1028 | [q]2012-10-25 17:34
[17:26:17] [AhMoCx]: r3 maybe


________


[18:20:21] -t3>BlckRosZ: oh shit
[18:20:28] -t3>BlckRosZ: ;/
[18:20:31] -t3>Plumbe: /;
[18:20:31] >> Invalid command...
[18:20:31] macdf: /;




_________



[15:31:21] -t3': /kick 9
[15:31:21] >> Kicked IP: 89.228.177.49
[15:31:21] *** [GpW]Elrodeay was kicked off
[15:31:24] Console: -t3' is no longer SPECTATING


Greetings,
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#1029 | [q]2012-10-26 16:46
what's funny about hakum getting kicked..
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#1030 | [q]2012-10-26 17:03
[17:00:37] Console: >> coobaCX has logged in (Moderator)
[17:00:39] Pre>McBerkan: Ich will nochn' bisschn' tannnzn
[17:00:45] Pre>McBerkan: eyy since when ru Mod?
[17:00:53] coobaCX: emo
[17:01:00] Pre>McBerkan: *scareface*emo(((
[17:01:05] coobaCX: BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[17:01:07] Pre>McBerkan: WAAA
[17:01:09] *** Pre>McBerkan left the game


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#1031 | [q]2012-10-26 17:11
heh emo
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#1032 | [q]2012-10-27 23:58
[23:47:06] Pre<Berkan-: stop spam
[23:47:14] Console: This Server uses super commands (!spaz, !jazz, !brb !fur:1) By ElecTRon
[23:47:15] RockCDF: 3ndy la3bt GTA Voice City
[23:47:18] *** 555 joined the game

GTA VOICE CITY IF U DIDNT GET IT emoemoemoemoemoemoemo:emoemo:
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#1033 | [q]2012-10-28 02:30
Quote:
[23:47:06] Pre<Berkan-: stop spam
[23:47:14] Console: This Server uses super commands (!spaz, !jazz, !brb !fur:1) By ElecTRon
[23:47:15] RockCDF: 3ndy la3bt GTA Voice City
[23:47:18] *** 555 joined the game


What I just did read?


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#1034 | [q]2012-10-29 16:17
From the aEs anniversary celebration yesterday:

[20:56:03] -t3>ÂññêY!: what you want me to lick?

[21:14:20] -t3>ÂññêY!: wow
[21:14:21] -t3>ÂññêY!: two
[21:14:25] -t3>ÂññêY!: big carrots
[21:14:26] -t3>ÂññêY!: :O
[21:14:27] -t3>ÂññêY!: XD
[21:14:30] aEs Lithium: interesting


[21:52:03] RedMser: .login masterpw
[21:52:04] RedMser: FUCK
[21:52:07] RedMser: NO
[21:52:07] RedMser: NO
[21:52:08] zepect: lO
[21:52:08] RedMser: NO
[21:52:08] RedMser: NO
[21:52:08] RedMser: NO
[21:52:08] RedMser: NOt
[21:52:10] zepect: LOL
[21:52:12] zepect: ahhahah
[21:52:13] zepect: fail
[21:52:13] Console: >> Dr. Eggman has logged in (Failnoob)
[21:52:16] Dr. Eggman: xD
[21:52:17] zepect: LOL
[21:52:17] aEs Lithium: xdd
[21:52:18] zepect: hahahah
[21:52:19] RedMser: emo
[21:52:19] zepect: hahahhahaha
[21:52:20] Dr. Eggman: hahahaha


[22:01:07] ShakerNL: I'm a carrot
[22:01:09] ShakerNL: and people want me
[22:01:11] ShakerNL: so much

[22:15:15] -t3> KRSplat: imagine TW nacked

[22:18:22] -t3': capture the fag is an assassination played against
[22:18:23] -t3': Shaney


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1035 | [q]2012-10-29 19:17
[19:15:33] -t3>uhm..neY: i have to do my homework from german
[19:15:35] -t3>uhm..neY: :@
[19:15:41] -t3>uhm..neY: its rutututu :@ schneeemaaan


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#1036 | [q]2012-10-31 17:56
[17:52:24] l<ubus [VS]: microsoft
[17:52:28] l<ubus [VS]: waar is laro ?
[17:52:29] l<ubus [VS]: :c
[17:52:44] l<ubus [VS]: HE?
[17:52:45] MS -CDF-: Ill get him for you
[17:53:23] *** [CDF]Laro B. komt in het spel
[17:53:24] *** 15 minutes left...
[17:53:27] *** l<ubus [VS] heeft het spel verlaten
[17:53:27] Rø$iéCDF: hey
[17:53:29] [CDF]Laro B.: i heard Kubus loved me
[17:53:29] Rø$iéCDF: 1
[17:53:29] MS -CDF-: xdDDDD
[17:53:29] ArI>PrE<: riruru
[17:53:30] [CDF]Laro B.: WTF
[17:53:31] [CDF]Laro B.: RRRR
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#1037 | [q]2012-11-01 22:11
[22:09:47] The Server: |[Bot]|| Hello World, whats up?, I'm a bot
[22:09:52] violetclm DM: shut up bot


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#1038 | [q]2012-11-01 22:32
server called 'hot girls only' and tw being there
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#1039 | [q]2012-11-02 06:57
cooba wrote:
[22:09:47] The Server: |[Bot]|| Hello World, whats up?, I'm a bot
[22:09:52] violetclm DM: shut up bot


Wouldn't be half as funny if it were anyone other than Violet XD


*insert inane collection of quotes here*
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#1040 | [q]2012-11-02 15:14
Old DoS:

[15:09:32] ShakerNL: this level is epic in low detail mode
[15:09:43] [GpW]Urbs: ya i use low detail
[15:09:47] [GpW]Urbs: and it still looks niceemo
[15:09:55] [GpW]Urbs: sort of
[15:09:56] ShakerNL: ye ye you're in love
[15:09:58] [GpW]Urbs: japan in the nightemo
[15:10:05] [GpW]Urbs: tr00
[15:10:12] coobaCX: are you not seeing the gateway of hell urbs
[15:10:23] [GpW]Urbs: u mean my ruru?<3


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#1041 | [q]2012-11-03 20:57
i know gienka really well and i have to admit youre right... cdf level isnt that high emo
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#1042 | [q]2012-11-04 17:25
Not funny at all, but I didn't know where to put it:

[17:23:24] *** l<ubus [VS]'s killing spree was ended by [CDF] Mac!
[17:23:24] *** l<ubus [VS] lost the Red Flag
[17:23:25] l<ubus [VS]: fuck
[17:23:26] l<ubus [VS]: you

It makes me think how today's jj2 kiddies behave. emo


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#1043 | [q]2012-11-04 21:35

[21:33:42] MS -CDF-: blackeye + rose
[21:33:47] MS -CDF-: =blackrose
[21:33:47] -t3>ÄN_NeY!: XD
[21:33:49] -t3>ÄN_NeY!: LOL
[21:33:51] MS -CDF-: rose + dick
[21:33:53] MS -CDF-: = rock
[21:33:56] macdf: gg
[21:33:56] -t3>ÄN_NeY!: lol
[21:33:56] -t3>Plumbe: XDXDXD
[21:33:56] RoCkCĐF: lol
[21:33:57] -t3>ÄN_NeY!: XD
[21:33:57] MS -CDF-: xD
[21:33:58] -t3>ÄN_NeY!: hahahha
[21:34:03] -t3>ÄN_NeY!: epik


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#1044 | [q]2012-11-10 14:12
[14:09:28] Daffy Duck: we won
[14:09:29] Daffy Duck: yay
[14:09:30] Daffy Duck: emo
[14:09:32] Manic: eh
[14:09:34] Daffy Duck: im happy
[14:09:35] Daffy Duck: emo
[14:09:36] SylvesteR CaT: emo
[14:09:38] Manic: ik
[14:09:38] aEs Artegor: xd
[14:09:41] Daffy Duck: xd
[14:09:45] SylvesteR CaT: emo


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#1045 | [q]2012-11-20 17:47
while in a duel:

[17:35:39] *** LoonCC roasted Puma[AHC]
[17:35:39] *** Puma[AHC] lost the Blue Flag
[17:35:41] Puma[AHC]: AIR
[17:35:42] *** Puma[AHC] left the game
[17:35:44] LoonCC: XD
[17:35:44] Kryt\GpW/: XD
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#1046 | [q]2012-11-21 17:37
[18:35:18] *** l<ubus [Vs] joined the game
[18:35:20] *** LoonCC joined the game
[18:35:24] *** LoonCC roasted l<ubus [Vs]
[18:35:26] *** l<ubus [Vs] left the game
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#1047 | [q]2012-11-21 17:49
[17:47:50] -t3': it appears that t3 members like to make following
[17:47:54] -t3': nicknames difficult
[17:48:00] -t3': good thing we have pings




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We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1048 | [q]2012-11-25 19:36
I'm not sure this would be funny for everyone XD

[22:32:29] [Lv2]zepect: Hi ImNotGay
[22:32:35] [Lv2]ImNotGay: hello
[22:32:38] [Lv2]zepect: you're gay
[22:32:44] [Lv2]ImNotGay: no, im not
[22:32:46] [Lv2]zepect: yes you are
[22:32:53] [Lv2]ImNotGay: why so sure?
[22:33:02] [Lv2]zepect: because im sure
[22:33:04] [Lv2]zepect: you ARE gay
[22:33:16] [Lv2]ImNotGay: but you?
[22:33:17] [Lv2]zepect: you cant hide it from me
[22:33:23] [Lv2]zepect: I AM LESBIAN
[22:33:29] [Lv2]ImNotGay: ah ok emo
[22:33:31] [Lv2]zepect: emo
[22:33:34] [Lv2]zepect: poor gay
[22:33:45] [Lv2]ImNotGay: yes, im not rich
[22:33:50] [Lv2]zepect: but u're gay
[22:33:52] [Lv2]zepect: gays are fat
[22:33:57] [Lv2]ImNotGay: =o
[22:33:59] [Lv2]zepect: =o
[22:34:05] [Lv2]ImNotGay: i have 5605 pounds
[22:34:08] [Lv2]zepect: :O
[22:34:13] [Lv2]ImNotGay: + or - one
[22:34:19] [Lv2]zepect: u're so fat
[22:34:32] [Lv2]ImNotGay: yes i am, im going to suicide
[22:34:33] *** [Lv2]ImNotGay left the game
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#1049 | [q]2012-11-25 22:13
Link with a long chatlog, it's a link because chatlog is very long

Who is Kubus?
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#1050 | [q]2012-11-26 15:54
Wait what ? [00:47:32] *** l<ubus [Vs] joined the game ?
In that moment i was in my bed .
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