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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#1051 | [q]2012-11-26 20:10
Maybe the poster used a different timezone, or you got faked.


Nostalgia warning, well, at least if you're one of those ppl...
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#1052 | [q]2012-11-27 20:08
nah wikitiki,do what i do,it's your fault bot2.


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#1053 | [q]2012-11-28 09:48
My timezone is MSK/GMT+3 at summer, GMT+4 at winter (GMT+4 now)

[00:49:52] >> Kicked IP: 84.106.108.76
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#1054 | [q]2012-11-29 13:52
That wasn't a faker, that was before 22:00 his time.. he just doesnt want to be reminded I guess emo
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#1055 | [q]2012-12-02 15:49
[15:46:50] King Spacey: only nubs like u
[15:46:52] KingCx: so funny
[15:46:54] King Spacey: will never understand
[15:46:59] King Spacey: xd
[15:47:03] KingCx: so why did vegito kick you off then?
[15:47:11] King Spacey: he was confused



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Air: ?
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#1056 | [q]2012-12-02 15:59
Urbs playing, Starlight spectating:

[15:58:11] [GpW]Urbs: E1
[15:58:17] Starlight: e1?
[15:58:19] Starlight: nab
[15:58:23] [GpW]Urbs: E LUCKY THEN


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1057 | [q]2012-12-02 23:11
[23:08:08] [[GpW]Elrodeay]: go to base
[23:08:09] [[GpW]Elrodeay]: xd
[23:08:13] [KingCx]: s
[23:08:15] [GpW]Elrodeay: /k 4
[23:08:16] *** Blue Team scored a point
[23:08:16] Console: SueCC was roasted by the kill command
[23:08:16] *** KingCx made the score
[23:08:16] *** Blue Team wins
[23:08:16] Console: Game has been automatically STOPPED
[23:08:17] [GpW]Elrodeay: gg
[23:08:20] //071: /nomovement off
[23:08:20] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been DISABLED
[23:08:21] KingCx: nice teamplay lol


X)


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#1058 | [q]2012-12-02 23:40
[23:39:21] coobaCX: i used to think it was CeiL
[23:39:27] KingCx: me too Xd
[23:39:34] KingCx: but then i didnt know english
[23:39:42] KingCx: and apperantly
[23:39:45] KingCx: i dont know now either


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#1059 | [q]2012-12-03 19:59
HAHAHAHA XDDD
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#1060 | [q]2012-12-05 01:03
in ZA at xlmff:

[19:00:31] [KRSplat HI[]]: die
[19:00:46] *** KRSplat HI[] roasted Quiero Ganar
[19:00:47] *** Quiero Ganar lost the Blue Flag
[19:00:49] [KRSplat HI[]]: S
[19:00:53] *** Bot2 made the score
[19:00:53] *** Blue Team scored a point
[19:00:55] [KRSplat HI[]]: GJ
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#1061 | [q]2012-12-07 00:35
um, that definitely isnt a jj2 chatlog aimane. :d


Log moved to pastebin, because of the length. PLEASE take empty lines out next time, and post only the funniest parts ~wKtK
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#1062 | [q]2012-12-07 14:52
^TL;DR^

You could at least skim it down to the actual funny parts, we don't need to see server console and irrevelant player messages unless it's part of the humour.


You can play this game online???
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#1063 | [q]2012-12-07 21:55
**Current level: "Happy Semiconductor CTF" - semi.j2l
**Game Mode: CTF
**Custom Mode: OFF
[21:53:28] KingCx: lets try something new!
[21:53:29] KingCx: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
[21:53:31] IustynCC: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5.1)
[21:53:33] IustynCC: damn
[21:53:36] IustynCC: i dont know this
[21:53:37] IustynCC: map
[21:53:38] SueCC: sorry idk this map
[21:53:38] IustynCC: ...
[21:53:39] SueCC: LOL'
[21:53:39] IustynCC: its new
[21:53:40] IustynCC: ...
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#1064 | [q]2012-12-08 00:53
before the start of the SE's log

King: /C semi


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#1065 | [q]2012-12-26 21:43
[21:42:35] -t3>Plumbe: I should really consider changing gender
[21:42:41] Cpt. Mac: for what reason?
[21:42:44] -t3>Plumbe: and become as unhittable as anney




We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1066 | [q]2012-12-29 20:45
[19:42:53] <IRF>Sonic: !rank
[19:42:53] TM: §2|[Bajatest2]||| sonic |||is|§1 5. of 81| (5 m 7 s 883 ms)
[19:43:09] [L16]TreyLina: i dont trust
[19:43:19] CC-TW: Who do you not trust?
[19:43:22] [L16]TreyLina: sonic
[19:43:26] <IRF>Sonic: ?
[19:43:31] CC-TW: Well, me neither...
[19:43:40] [L16]TreyLina: im not talking to him, i just know him as a
[19:43:46] [L16]TreyLina: frequent cheater
[19:43:47] <IRF>Sonic: ok
[19:43:54] <IRF>Sonic: who cheater?
[19:44:15] CC-TW: @Sonic: We're talking about Santa Claus


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#1067 | [q]2012-12-31 12:45
@Lithiti - nice chatlog emo would be fun get one more sis emo emo

This is from today:

[12:40:24] Vinnie>>NÇ<<: pod hrát xD
[12:40:28] [GpW]LOKKO: oui oui
[12:40:30] -t3>neY: cejek
[12:40:30] *** Diana roasted 6628
[12:40:31] *** Foly roasted TK SE Ganz
[12:40:32] *** TK SE Ganz lost the Red Flag
[12:40:32] *** Diana captured the flag
[12:40:32] -t3>neY: t*cekej
[12:40:33] -t3>neY: xd
[12:40:37] -t3>neY: ted nemuzu
[12:40:39] *** Bot2 roasted Diana
[12:40:39] *** Diana lost the Red Flag
[12:40:42] Vinnie>>NÇ<<: ?
[12:40:42] *** -t3>BlckRosZ roasted Bot2
[12:40:43] [GpW]LOKKO: chinese
[12:40:44] *** Red Team scored a point
[12:40:44] *** 987631 made the score
[12:40:44] *** Red Team wins
[12:40:45] -t3>neY: xd
[12:40:49] -t3>neY: no
[12:40:52] 987631: HHHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:40:54] -t3>neY: its czech
[12:40:55] -t3>neY: retard u
[12:40:56] -t3>neY: -.-
[12:40:58] -t3>neY: XD
[12:40:59] [GpW]LOKKO: cool
[12:41:00] -t3>BlckRosZ: xd
[12:41:03] *** 15 seconds left...
[12:41:03] -t3>neY: ofc
[12:41:06] -t3>neY: its cool to being
[12:41:07] -t3>neY: retard
[12:41:08] -t3>neY: xd
[12:41:11] [GpW]LOKKO: yea
[12:41:12] -t3>BlckRosZ: ops emo
[12:41:12] -t3>neY: XD


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#1068 | [q]2013-01-04 21:45
Final moments of the latest JDC event, red slightly leading. cooba on blue team:
[21:42:18] coobaCX: NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SCORE
[21:42:18] *** 4...
[21:42:19] *** 3...
[21:42:19] *** tropiCCo lost the Red Flag
[21:42:20] *** 2...
[21:42:21] *** 1...
[21:42:22] *** -t3>CJ made the score (x11) - ALL DIE
[21:42:22] *** Red Team wins
[21:42:22] Console: Game has been automatically STOPPED


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We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#1069 | [q]2013-01-04 23:50
Gaha yeah, I was S2, and got killed. It was really funny situation.

[21:38:12] Baja[NC]: bug
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#1070 | [q]2013-01-05 02:53
[02:51:08] m0 cx: bo smierdzisz
[02:51:08] SueCC: bo smierdzisz


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#1071 | [q]2013-01-05 17:41
[17:39:27] QzDM: plumbz!
[17:39:31] AhMoCx: |[Get Me R!]: |||||I just used get me r!(v0.5C)
[17:39:32] -t3>Plumbe: <:
[17:39:34] -t3>Plumbe: ffzd
[17:39:36] QzDM: kk
[17:39:37] *** -t3>Plumbe left the game
[17:39:37] KingCx: plumbiqz
[17:39:43] QzDM: (who are you anyway)?
[17:39:44] AhMoCx: xd
[17:39:47] KingCx: haha
[17:39:50] *** Cerebro joined the game
[17:39:57] *** Cerebro left the game
[17:40:00] QzDM: oh well ;P cya
[17:40:02] *** QzDM left the game
[17:40:03] KingCx: bb
[17:40:06] *** -t3>Plumbe joined the game
[17:40:08] AhMoCx: xd
[17:40:09] KingCx: he just left
[17:40:10] GpWamy: he just left
[17:40:11] -t3>Plumbe: beh
[17:40:16] *** -t3>Plumbe left the game
[17:40:21] *** QzDM joined the game
[17:40:23] AhMoCx: haha
[17:40:23] KingCx: he just left
[17:40:24] GpWamy: he just left
[17:40:24] GpWamy: XD
[17:40:36] *** QzDM left the game
[17:40:46] *** -t3>Plumbe joined the game
[17:40:47] AhMoCx: he just left
[17:40:48] GpWamy: XD
[17:40:48] KingCx: LOL
[17:40:49] GpWamy: he just left
[17:40:50] -t3>Plumbe: well xD


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#1072 | [q]2013-01-07 13:19
Lol this is a funny one
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#1073 | [q]2013-01-07 13:55
Its their own fault if they cant even wait a minute in the ffzd xD emo
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#1074 | [q]2013-01-07 14:13
MS: There was no free ZD at all which ist what made the matter so complicated. We somehow kept missing each other all the time emo
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#1075 | [q]2013-01-07 21:04
[21:02:40] ragbert :>: stop asking questions my head is gonna explode
[21:02:41] [GpW]Kenny: as tropi
[21:02:42] [GpW]Kenny: emo
[21:02:46] cdfmac: rag, can I actually play?
[21:02:47] [GpW]Kenny: why is it gonna explode?
[21:02:48] Kryt\GpW/: rag how r u
[21:02:48] cdfmac: xd
[21:02:49] ragbert :>: nope
[21:02:49] Lahm4katrina<3: rag,can i play nothing?
[21:02:52] AhMoCx: rag,can i play first in lb?
[21:02:53] [GpW]Kenny: am i allowed to put such questions?
[21:02:55] Spazix: rag
[21:02:58] cdfmac: why do we ask this?
[21:02:58] ragbert :>: emo
[21:02:59] Veg4SpR[CC]: rag can I ask a question?
[21:02:59] Spazix: 5v5 after?
[21:03:00] andrzej[cdf]: rag am i still in?
[21:03:00] Veg4SpR[CC]: emo
[21:03:04] tropiCCo: kenny, I suck at english grammar, so skip it emo
[21:03:06] Rø$éCDF: OMG RAG RAG RAG
[21:03:07] Rø$éCDF: hahahha
[21:03:08] cdfmac: rag could you please answer me?
[21:03:12] [GpW]Kenny: it wasnt anything wrong
[21:03:13] ragbert :>: no mac :C
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