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4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
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#101 | [q]2011-09-09 19:37
menaje a 3
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#102 | [q]2011-09-10 07:38
3 vs 3... Squad vs Squad...

EPIC! emo


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#103 | [q]2011-09-10 16:09
awesomeness xD
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#104 | [q]2011-09-11 03:54
kyro hosted his own server for the first time
[03:53:28] Kyro: how to make my self invisible
[03:53:31] suprem: alt+f4
[03:53:33] moti: XD
(server stopped)
***** End of Log [[Sunday, September 11, 2011 at 03:53:35]] *****
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#105 | [q]2011-09-11 12:31
emo haha...
PWNED


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#106 | [q]2011-09-11 17:45
[19:32:23] GamÈplus+: Bird Morph confused the trigger background


[17:28:19] Àñðrzëj[CDF]: cots
[17:28:23] GaLanek4CC: kots
[17:28:23] FawFuLCC: kots


[14:10:23] GrèátólLèçÇ: Bah stupid teamcat


[18:10:40] l<obra NF: !SWPA
[18:10:42] l<obra NF: ////////////////


[18:06:53] GamÈplus+: 999+ MS?? nvm
[18:06:57] Xpéêdo[ÑÇ]: bug
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#107 | [q]2011-09-11 21:26
TEAMCAT POWER!
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#108 | [q]2011-09-12 23:07
[23:04:26] Juan[NC]: GO TO goggle.com
[23:04:30] Ann: goggle
[23:04:30] kyro: haha
[23:04:31] Ann: LOL
[23:04:32] Ann: XD
[23:04:33] kyro: goggle
[23:04:34] Ann: hahahaha
[23:04:35] ÇzÐêäÐÿ: lol goggl
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#109 | [q]2011-09-13 14:58
[15:57:52] General Alex: care e parola de la xxx porno server -> means -> what's the password from the xxx porno server
[15:57:55] kimoCC: LOL
[15:57:57] [GpW]Kenny: =)))))))))
[15:58:03] kimoCC: emo))))
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#110 | [q]2011-09-13 15:33
Gry on jjnet eariler : "If I punch you in the face because you're ugly, you're 50% guilty because you provoked me? Great argument!"

Like I said,he`s the funniest jj2 player around.
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#111 | [q]2011-09-13 19:26
[19:09:55] VegitoCC: I WAS FIRSt
[19:09:55] VegitoCC: WTF
[19:09:59] *** cpt. aimane captured the flag
[19:10:01] *** Ashurna CTD captured the flag
[19:10:03] Ashurna CTD: !
[19:10:04] Looñßrøadca$t: hahahah period veg
[19:10:04] Looñßrøadca$t: ops
[19:10:05] Looñßrøadca$t: nvm
[19:10:07] *** TheRock roasted Ashurna CTD
[19:10:07] *** Ashurna CTD lost the Red Flag
***** End of Log [[Tuesday, September 13, 2011 at 19:10:08]] *****

Got banned.

I said it twice and both times I got banned lol.
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#112 | [q]2011-09-13 22:45
At CDF training

[22:26:44] kyro-CDF-: laro
[22:26:46] [CDF]Laro24: yo?
[22:26:48] kyro-CDF-: u have awesome kut
[22:26:49] Anna-CDF-: yo
[22:26:53] [CDF]Laro24: yup in my back
[22:26:53] [CDF]Laro24: emo
[22:27:01] kyro-CDF-: and ass where is ti
[22:27:03] kyro-CDF-: it*
[22:27:10] [CDF]Laro24: I don't have such thing
[22:27:18] kyro-CDF-: then u r a donkey
[22:27:21] Anna-CDF-: wheres ur kaas
[22:27:22] [CDF]Laro24: yup
[22:27:25] [CDF]Laro24: MIHHAAAAAH

Laro admitted that he is a donkey.

in anther moment.

[22:24:15] kyro-CDF-: press alt+f4
[22:24:19] *** [CDF]Laro24 left the game
[22:24:21] Anna-CDF-: XD
[22:24:25] MS -CDF-: press F3\
[22:24:33] *** [CDF]Laro24 joined the game
[22:24:34] Anna-CDF-: XD
[22:24:39] [CDF]Laro24: did i won a price?
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#113 | [q]2011-09-14 21:16
[22:10:07] Air: mata tweek
[22:10:10] Tweek: what>/
[22:10:11] Tweek: -.-
[22:10:14] Air: mata tweek
[22:10:18] Tweek: IM SINGING
[22:10:20] Tweek: you FUCKTARD
[22:10:27] Air: YOU MATA
[22:10:29] Air: emo
[22:10:35] Tweek: Fucktard = Air is best
[22:10:36] Tweek: ;o
[22:10:47] Air: fucktard
[22:10:52] Air: i am fucktardemo


Retired.
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#114 | [q]2011-09-14 21:30
Quote:
[22:10:07] Air: mata tweek
[22:10:10] Tweek: what>/
[22:10:11] Tweek: -.-
[22:10:14] Air: mata tweek
[22:10:18] Tweek: IM SINGING
[22:10:20] Tweek: you FUCKTARD
[22:10:27] Air: YOU MATA
[22:10:29] Air: emo
[22:10:35] Tweek: Fucktard = Air is best
[22:10:36] Tweek: ;o
[22:10:47] Air: fucktard
[22:10:52] Air: i am fucktardemo


Omygod I cant believe you actually posted that! hahaha
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#115 | [q]2011-09-15 09:26
[18:21:47] cpt.David: help!
[18:21:50] ahmed: ?
[18:21:53] ahmed: you stuck?
[18:21:57] cpt.David: yes
[18:21:57] CR4CDF: RoFl indeed...
[18:22:03] CR4CDF: david
[18:22:05] CR4CDF: rejoin xD
[18:22:10] cpt.David: ok
[18:22:10] ahmed: !k


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#116 | [q]2011-09-15 20:47
duel with Iustyn XD

[20:40:28] TheRock: r
[20:40:30] Iustyn-CDF-: finally
[20:40:31] TheRock: ?
[20:40:33] Console: Iustyn-CDF- is no longer SPECTATING
[20:40:33] SulfGpW: lol
[20:40:34] TheRock: lol
[20:40:36] Iustyn-CDF-: ||||[Get Me R!]: ||I just used get me r!(v0.4)
[20:40:37] Iustyn-CDF-: r
[20:40:44] TheRock: r
[20:40:45] Iustyn-CDF-: i do not have pw
[20:40:48] Iustyn-CDF-: cant stary
[20:40:51] Iustyn-CDF-: start'
[20:40:55] >> Attempting to login...
[20:40:55] Console: >> TheRock has logged in (Stone)
[20:40:57] TheRock: /cstart
[20:40:57] Console: Game Starts in 5...
[20:40:58] Console: 4...
[20:40:59] Console: 3...
[20:41:00] Console: 2...
[20:41:00] Iustyn-CDF-: nub
[20:41:01] Console: 1...
[20:41:02] Console: Game has been STARTED
[20:41:03] Iustyn-CDF-: u are a big nub
[20:41:05] TheRock: /nomovement on
[20:41:06] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been ENABLED
[20:41:07] Iustyn-CDF-: u dont even know
[20:41:08] *** TheRock captured the flag
[20:41:09] Iustyn-CDF-: to start
[20:41:10] Iustyn-CDF-: a game
[20:41:13] TheRock: old one
[20:41:17] *** Iustyn-CDF- captured the flag
[20:41:19] TheRock: go?
[20:41:27] TheRock: go?
[20:41:29] Iustyn-CDF-: aha
[20:42:07] *** TheRock roasted Iustyn-CDF-
[20:42:08] *** Iustyn-CDF- lost the Red Flag
[20:42:12] *** TheRock made the score
[20:42:12] *** Red Team scored a point
[20:42:12] Iustyn-CDF-: bleah
[20:42:14] Iustyn-CDF-: too campy
[20:42:14] SulfGpW: ;(
[20:42:18] *** TheRock captured the flag
[20:42:23] Iustyn-CDF-: not gonna play
[20:42:23] HakumCC: yeah
[20:42:24] *** TheRock made the score
[20:42:24] *** Red Team scored a point
[20:42:25] Iustyn-CDF-: srry
[20:42:25] HakumCC: SR is camper
[20:42:28] *** TheRock roasted Iustyn-CDF-
[20:42:28] Iustyn-CDF-: this is too campy
[20:42:31] Console: Iustyn-CDF- is now SPECTATING
[20:42:34] TheRock: nice reason;p
[20:42:37] *** TheRock captured the flag
[20:42:41] Iustyn-CDF-: i want to have fun
[20:42:43] Iustyn-CDF-: not to stay\
[20:42:43] *** TheRock made the score
[20:42:43] *** Red Team scored a point
[20:42:44] Iustyn-CDF-: and camp
[20:42:46] Iustyn-CDF-: all match
[20:42:50] TheRock: so play mario
[20:42:53] *** TheRock captured the flag
[20:42:53] TheRock: or rayman
[20:42:53] HakumCC: iustyn,so,your problem?
[20:42:54] Iustyn-CDF-: ur pathetic
[20:42:57] Iustyn-CDF-: better stfu


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#117 | [q]2011-09-15 21:08
Actually, you haven't bolded this part and I think that its the most funny:
[20:40:55] Console: >> TheRock has logged in (Stone)
[20:40:57] TheRock: /cstart
[20:40:57] Console: Game Starts in 5...
[20:40:58] Console: 4...
[20:40:59] Console: 3...
[20:41:00] Console: 2...
[20:41:00] Iustyn-CDF-: nub
[20:41:01] Console: 1...
[20:41:02] Console: Game has been STARTED
[20:41:03] Iustyn-CDF-: u are a big nub
[20:41:05] TheRock: /nomovement on
[20:41:06] Console: No Movement on Stopped Games has been ENABLED
[20:41:07] Iustyn-CDF-: u dont even know
[20:41:08] *** TheRock captured the flag
[20:41:09] Iustyn-CDF-: to start
[20:41:10] Iustyn-CDF-: a game

But it seems that this whole duel or what was... Hm great and epic game.
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#118 | [q]2011-09-16 17:07
[16:00:34] General Alex: respomdn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:00:43] General Alex: respooooooooooooooooooonddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:01:10] General Alex: T to talk morhwerf**kers
[16:01:23] General Alex: hye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:01:25] General Alex: hey]]
[16:01:27] General Alex: hey
[16:01:28] General Alex: ba
[16:01:34] General Alex: fuce*
[16:01:41] General Alex: respond
[16:01:52] SiLJ CoTD: maybe they dont know english, you know?
[16:01:58] General Alex: yes
[16:02:09] General Alex: who the hell are you
[16:02:10] General Alex: roman
[16:02:12] SiLJ CoTD: then stop repeating yourself, it won't work
[16:02:42] SiLJ CoTD: im not romainian
[16:02:43] General Alex: what is the password to CC Treiz
[16:02:52] SiLJ CoTD: no one knows
[16:03:02] SiLJ CoTD: and its probably for cc oly anyway
[16:03:06] SiLJ CoTD: *only
[16:03:27] General Alex: the f**ker is get the password huh?!
[16:03:33] General Alex: she are an idiot
[16:03:35] General Alex: comlet
[16:03:41] *** General Alex left the game
[16:03:42] SiLJ CoTD: what the hell are you going on about

The best part is the legendary grammar at the end. I have no idea what he's going on about.



You can play this game online???
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#119 | [q]2011-09-16 17:09
[16:03:33] General Alex: she are an idiot
[16:03:35] General Alex: comlet

emo emo emo


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#120 | [q]2011-09-16 17:44
Obviously he won't get the password either :p hahahah
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#121 | [q]2011-09-16 21:56
21:48:53] HřRSeSeX4EvER: /fuck all
[21:48:55] HřRSeSeX4EvER: /
[21:48:57] *** HřRSeSeX4EvER left the game
[21:49:30] destique: :O
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#122 | [q]2011-09-16 22:36
I've seen him ask for the password a couple of times.
Ktos
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#123 | [q]2011-09-17 00:24
[00:23:59] jazz[2002][ET]: how to use alt+f4
[00:24:08] KtosVS: at first you have to turn on your brain
[00:24:18] jazz[2002][ET]: brain?
[00:24:22] jazz[2002][ET]: i don't have
[00:24:28] jazz[2002][ET]: ?
[00:24:42] jazz[2002][ET]: ?
[00:24:44] jazz[2002][ET]: i don't have
[00:24:46] jazz[2002][ET]: brain?
[00:25:04] jazz[2002][ET]: brain ? what mean?
[00:25:10] KtosVS: its that
[00:25:16] KtosVS: gray thing inside your head
[00:25:27] jazz[2002][ET]: ?


*******************


[00:28:13] jazz[2002][ET]: how old are you stupit ktosvs?
[00:28:19] KtosVS: i asked you first
[00:28:23] KtosVS: in previous level
[00:28:32] jazz[2002][ET]: you first
[00:28:41] KtosVS: yeah i did, i was the first who asked
[00:28:56] jazz[2002][ET]: you first say how old are you
[00:29:06] KtosVS: yeah i first said that
[00:29:14] jazz[2002][ET]: then how old
[00:29:21] KtosVS: i asked you first
[00:29:28] jazz[2002][ET]: ?
spaceboy
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#124 | [q]2011-09-17 09:45
unfunniest thread of all time emo


Quote:
ÐarkLightCÇ: im probably pregnant but w/e

P.S. i don't approve Ron97's existence, log off my face nub. emo
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#125 | [q]2011-09-17 22:36
Today in server
Cpt. Dunno his nick: brb bathroom
Me: Can i replace, while if come back from bathroom?
emo
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