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1. Only post chatlogs from JJ2.
2. Logs that are pure spam will be deleted.
3. Logs that are only meant to insult somebody might be deleted.
4. Post in whatever language you want, but we'd prefer if you would provide English translations.
5. Whining about language use will be deleted.
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#126 | [q]2011-09-17 23:49
Quote:
Today in server
Cpt. Dunno his nick: brb bathroom
Me: Can i replace, while if come back from bathroom?
emo

uhh emo


Quote:
ÐarkLightCÇ: im probably pregnant but w/e

P.S. i don't approve Ron97's existence, log off my face nub. emo
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#127 | [q]2011-09-18 05:16
Quote:
Today in server
Cpt. Dunno his nick: brb bathroom
Me: Can i replace, while if come back from bathroom?
emo


Not found anything funny...
emo


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#128 | [q]2011-09-18 10:39
CCzSonic failed, he didn't copy it but wrote it down from his memory.
I can't remember it either.
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#129 | [q]2011-09-18 12:27
[17:58:07] SiLJ CoTD: brb bathroom
[17:58:46] ÇÇzSóńiç: can i replace while when is coming to bathroom ?

there it is. ;P
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#130 | [q]2011-09-18 12:43
He said he, I know for sure, not is.
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#131 | [q]2011-09-18 12:55
nah, as you can see he said 'is'.
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#132 | [q]2011-09-18 14:29
who cares., its stupid anyway.
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#133 | [q]2011-09-18 14:45
Half of the chatlogs here are stupid anyway emo
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#134 | [q]2011-09-18 15:43
story about darklight
for polish players


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#135 | [q]2011-09-18 15:51
lol
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#136 | [q]2011-09-18 16:03
mam 16 lat, dziwko ;d
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#137 | [q]2011-09-20 10:13
for polish members XD
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#138 | [q]2011-09-20 22:33
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#139 | [q]2011-09-21 14:18
A true Kenny never gives up!
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#140 | [q]2011-09-21 15:13
Nor did I!

In fact yesterday I won my first duel in a long long time!

I did kenny-rage!!
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#141 | [q]2011-09-22 18:57
[21:01:30] Tweek: you must install Windows 7
[21:01:30] mr.super (admin): why?
[21:01:37] mr.super (admin): where?
[21:01:48] mr.super (admin): where?
[21:01:48] Tweek: idk www.pornstar.com
[20:54:21] mr.super (admin): my mother tell me don't go there
[20:54:29] Tweek: :0
[20:54:38] Tweek: kill your mom
[20:54:42] mr.super (admin): my mother tell me don't go to that link
[20:54:52] *** unearth joined the game
[20:54:52] mr.super (admin): ?
[20:54:55] KtosVS: but you are super admin
[20:54:59] KtosVS: you can do whatever you want
[20:55:12] mr.super (admin): i wont be a admin
[20:55:34] mr.super (admin): what i do?
[20:55:46] KtosVS: i should have not said that
[20:55:53] mr.super (admin): why?
[20:55:58] mr.super (admin): why what?
[20:56:04] mr.super (admin): ?
[20:56:15] mr.super (admin): i talk to my self?
[20:56:18] mr.super (admin): i wont be a admin
[20:56:39] Tweek: you'll be
[20:56:40] Tweek: in time
[20:56:48] mr.super (admin): put .......i don't know how?
[20:57:03] Tweek: shift+f2 :l
[20:57:04] mr.super (admin): what?
[20:57:06] mr.super (admin): no
[20:57:11] mr.super (admin): that wll ring out
[20:57:18] Tweek: no;o
[20:57:31] mr.super (admin): i n't trust of you
[20:57:58] Tweek: if you dont trust me
[20:58:04] Tweek: you wont be an admin:~(
[20:58:10] mr.super (admin): yeah
[20:58:17] mr.super (admin): put .......i don't know how?
[20:58:33] mr.super (admin): put if you lie iwll killyou
[20:58:40] Tweek: ok
[20:58:40] unearth: kill
[20:58:43] mr.super (admin): i prees
[20:58:44] unearth: o
[20:58:45] .: !k
[20:58:45] mr.super (admin): i press
[20:58:47] Tweek: press it
[20:59:22] mr.super (admin): i do that be fore i see it ring out
[20:59:30] Tweek: wait
[20:59:32] mr.super (admin): you think i stupit?

(You're not stupit emo you're stupid)


[21:14:04] Tweek: bk
[21:14:04] Joe: hehe
[21:14:08] KtosVS: wb
[21:14:09] mr.super (admin): TWEEK
[21:14:10] Joe: xD
[21:14:10] mr.super (admin): HI
[21:14:10] Tweek: ty
[21:14:14] Tweek: ADMIN
[21:14:17] Tweek: HIIHI
[21:14:19] mr.super (admin): NO
[21:14:27] Tweek: no whatemo?
[21:14:30] mr.super (admin): PREES F9 TO SEE IAM ADMIN OR NO
[21:14:36] Tweek: OMG
[21:14:44] Tweek: YOU ARE ANA ADMINO
[21:14:47] mr.super (admin): IF I ADMIN YOU WLL SEE MY NAME AND A
[21:14:57] Tweek: I SEE YOUR NAME AND F
[21:15:01] Tweek: FROM FAGGOT
[21:15:02] mr.super (admin): F?
[21:15:03] Tweek: :O
[21:15:04] KtosVS: XD
[21:15:05] mr.super (admin): NO
[21:15:06] KtosVS: ahahahaaa
[21:15:11] mr.super (admin): I AM EGYPT
[21:15:13] KtosVS: well yeah
[21:15:15] KtosVS: thats right
[21:15:23] KtosVS: there is a big "F"
[21:15:26] mr.super (admin): ?
[21:15:28] KtosVS: In front of your nick
[21:15:29] mr.super (admin): WHO?
[21:15:31] KtosVS: YOU
[21:15:32] Tweek: =)
[21:15:33] Joe: haha
[21:15:34] mr.super (admin): YOU
[21:15:43] KtosVS: ||FAGGOT
[21:15:44] KtosVS: HAHAHAHAAA
[21:15:44] mr.super (admin): AND PLESAE STOP IT
[21:15:47] Tweek: ;D
[21:15:53] mr.super (admin): ||FAGOT?
[21:15:57] KtosVS: lol
[21:16:02] Joe: xD
[21:16:04] KtosVS: wow you are even fagot
[21:16:07] mr.super (admin): VERY BIG LOL
[21:16:08] KtosVS: thats more.. faggotry
[21:16:10] KtosVS: than i though
[21:16:11] Tweek: emo))
[21:16:12] KtosVS: fagotry

(Later)

[21:27:01] mr.super (admin): kill me
[21:27:08] Tweek: kill yourself
[21:27:13] Tweek: you are an admin
[21:27:13] Tweek: ;l
[21:27:18] mr.super (admin): !k


Retired.
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#142 | [q]2011-09-22 19:58
[20:57:13] *** Andrzej[CDF] joined the game
[20:57:17] KrytGpW: cdf ladder?
[20:57:17] [GpW]Lithium: CDF, ladder?
[20:57:17] SulfurGpW: ladder?
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#143 | [q]2011-09-22 20:23
nice timing emo
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#144 | [q]2011-09-22 21:07
haha
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#145 | [q]2011-09-23 07:41
i thought we should post here or talk about funny moments from jj2.....
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#146 | [q]2011-09-23 14:23
Indeed.

JJ2 only stuff, please.


We rode on the winds of the rising storm,
We ran to the sounds of the thunder.
We danced among the lightning bolts,
and tore the world asunder.
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#147 | [q]2011-09-23 17:31
[22:15:21] Sexy Boy: /resex
[22:15:21] >> Invalid command...
[22:15:22] Sexy Boy: /resex
[22:15:22] >> Invalid command...
[22:15:22] Sexy Boy: /resex
[22:15:23] >> Invalid command...
[22:15:23] Sexy Boy: /reset
[22:15:24] Console: Game has been RESET

[18:55:32] DivineAngelo': co to akwalung?   [what's an aqualung?]
[18:55:33] DivineAngelo': xD
[18:55:36] LasT`Ęs: ryba   [a fish]

[21:35:06] Viper[Y]: hahahahahahahahaha
[21:35:11] Viper[Y]: i dont understand :­D

[22:47:52] moti: jazz use google translator
[22:48:01] JaZz: i dont have

[22:56:41] ShakerNF: OOH HAKUM BE MINE

[22:51:54] Victor[NC]: ME NC NO NOOB
cooba
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#148 | [q]2011-09-29 13:56
[19:53:12] -t3>SJ: Ölsa
[19:53:13] -t3>SJ: oad,ä,_:;ASDT:_M;_ASDT:;a
[19:53:14] -t3>SJ: dhAD_:H_:ADH_:;HAD_T.ahh
[19:53:15] *** $noozeCC roasted -t3>SJ
[19:53:15] *** -t3>SJ lost the Blue Flag
[19:53:16] -t3>SJ: ahtH_:ADHDAHadHADT:had
[19:53:17] -t3>SJ: ahDFTH_DA:H_emo;H_AD:thD
[19:53:18] -t3>SJ: d-HemoA_T:H;DT_:H;d
[19:53:20] -t3>SJ: adh.-dt,h.-dth,dat
[19:53:20] *** $noozeCC made the score
[19:53:21] *** Blue Team scored a point
[19:53:21] $noozeCC: GG
[19:53:22] -t3>SJ: et34t34.t34,t-.4,t3
[19:53:24] -t3>SJ: 3t4t-.3,t-.,DemoDemo
[19:53:26] -t3>SJ: asd_emoA_:;HHDHFDH¤TLÖ;Y#LÖ%;#ÄYÖ35y35y
[19:53:29] $noozeCC: whjat teh
[19:53:29] -t3>SJ: y3öät.34äöt.34TÖ#_T.,y3ä62öl6ä2pĺ3l523p52ĺ3
[19:53:32] $noozeCC: what the fuck emo::_D_emo_f_
[19:53:33] -t3>SJ: 2l,ts_T;SD:_;D_:T;D_:H;Th.äe,hty,T#%LTO#%KLT3klt
[19:53:35] $noozeCC: dt_rgD.-FGD_gSdg_f_sd_f_sdf_:_fDÖT¨Ĺ
[19:53:37] $noozeCC: ä_as_F_:_3VS5:_RT2:_4V3¤E
[19:53:38] -t3>SJ: LOL
[19:53:39] -t3>SJ: seriously
[19:53:40] $noozeCC: ÖASW:_AR:_35C3W:_R:_WSEVsev_sev¤_¤_v_FG-


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#149 | [q]2011-10-03 14:26
I has very nice conversation with a russian kid with nickname superspazzy (he's Nikita)...
That's was awesome...BTW, I wanted to post it...

[23:06:36] Zoro[CDF]: tebe nuzhen Moderator dlya Steel Duels? (do you need moderator for SD)
[23:06:37] Zoro[CDF]: :3
[23:07:49] Nikish[clanless]: ok davai (ok, go ahead)
[23:09:08] Zoro[CDF]: TOka (but...)
[23:09:11] Zoro[CDF]: Snachala odno uslovie: (there's one condition:
[23:09:17] Nikish[clanless]: aga (aha)
[23:09:24] Zoro[CDF]: 500 dollarov (500 dollars)
[23:09:25] Zoro[CDF]: mne (to me)
[23:09:27] Zoro[CDF]: i Grytolle (and Grytolle)
[23:09:30] Zoro[CDF]: :3
[23:09:42] Nikish[clanless]: ete kak (how?)
[23:09:49] Zoro[CDF]: lol...Prosto zaplati (...just pay)
[23:09:51] Zoro[CDF]: i parol' tvoj (and password is yours)
[23:10:09] Nikish[clanless]: po pochte (email)
[23:10:10] Zoro[CDF]: Shtoby zaplatit' zazhmi SHIFT (to pay you need hold SHIFT)
[23:10:12] Zoro[CDF]: i nazhmi F2 (then press F2)
[23:10:24] Zoro[CDF]: nazhal? (did u press)
[23:10:25] Zoro[CDF]: xD
[23:10:38] Zoro[CDF]: mda (yep)
[23:10:41] Zoro[CDF]: nazhal (u did)
[23:10:42] Zoro[CDF]: :3
[23:11:45] *** Nikita joined the game
[23:11:53] Nikita: ny (no)
[23:12:25] Zoro[CDF]: OMFG
[23:12:28] Zoro[CDF]: That's epic
[23:12:29] Zoro[CDF]: xD
[23:12:51] Nikita: govori (speak)
[23:13:00] Zoro[CDF]: zazhmi ALT (hold ALT)
[23:13:04] Zoro[CDF]: teper' nazhmi F4 (and press F4)
[23:13:05] Zoro[CDF]: DRUGOJ (other)
[23:13:06] Zoro[CDF]: ALT (ALT)
[23:13:11] Zoro[CDF]: Ne tot kotoryj zakryvaet (Not that ALT which closes)
[23:13:13] Zoro[CDF]: a drugoj alt (another Alt)
[23:13:32] Zoro[CDF]: Parol dolzhen (password should...)
[23:13:34] Zoro[CDF]: sam poyavitsya (...display itself)
[23:13:35] *** Nikita left the game


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#150 | [q]2011-10-04 16:53
02] *** Red Team scored a point
[17:52:04] *** HakumCC captured the flag
[17:52:05] *** 2 minutes left...
[17:52:10] *** [GpW]Lahm captured the flag
[17:52:20] *** [GpW]Lahm roasted HakumCC
[17:52:20] *** HakumCC lost the Red Flag
[17:52:22] HakumCC: emo
[17:52:22] HakumCC: gg
[17:52:24] HakumCC: /reset
[17:52:24] Console: Game has been RESET
[17:52:28] [GpW]Lahm: LOL
[17:52:31] HakumCC: now?
[17:52:31] *** HakumCC captured the flag



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