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Oldie but goldie, from JDC 19. Taken by EM on IRC and JJ2:

[20:45] * spazyboy is now known as Vulkan
[20:45] (Vulkan) hello?
[20:45] (EvilMike) hi?
[20:45] (Vulkan) hey evilmike
[20:45] (Vulkan) are you an admin of JDC?
[20:45] (EvilMike) yes
[20:46] (Vulkan) is it possible for you or anuther admin to ban someone from logging into jdc?
[20:46] (EvilMike) Yes... but that is only done for a few reasons
[20:47] (EvilMike) and only as a preventative measure
[20:47] (Vulkan) well when i try to login it says that the server config is broken
[20:48] (Vulkan) my username is Vulcan
[20:48] (EvilMike) yeah your account was banned. I'm going to check why
[20:48] (Vulkan) i know why
[20:48] (Vulkan) vegito banned me because he thought that SWEETMAN44 was me
[20:48] (EvilMike) Vegito doesn't have the ability to do bans
[20:48] (Vulkan) but that is my bro
[20:49] (Vulkan) and he has a laptop and we share the same IP
[20:49] (Vulkan) well he said he banned me
[20:49] (EvilMike) Well, vegito is able to request bans
[20:49] (Vulkan) so he tihnks i created fake duels
[20:49] (EvilMike) Yeah that can happen. If a user creates fake duels, we tend to go after all IP matches, because they tend to make fake accounts
[20:49] (Vulkan) can u unban me plz?
[20:50] (Vulkan) but i dont do that
[20:50] (Vulkan) i am not that kind if noob
[20:50] (Vulkan) of*
[20:50] (Vulkan) i am not a noob at all
[20:50] (Vulkan) can you unban me please?
[20:50] (EvilMike) is SWEETMAN44 also cooldude31?
[20:50] (Vulkan) no
[20:51] (Vulkan) he is my brother
[20:51] (Vulkan) sooooo....
[20:52] (Vulkan) now what?
[20:52] (Vulkan) all the admins think i am a liar
[20:53] (EvilMike) I don't think you're a liar, I'm just trying to figure some things out first
[20:53] (EvilMike) Why did you submit a bunch of duels against SWEETMAN44 in the first place?
[20:53] (Vulkan) because i PLAYED THEM WITH HIM
[20:54] (Vulkan) i need to verify duels
[20:55] (EvilMike) Fair enough. I'm going to have to point out that the rules say both that you cannot duel the same person a ton of times, and that you can't get new jj2 players to sign up just to duel them
[20:55] (Vulkan) hey evilmike?
[20:55] (Vulkan) SWEETMAN44 is on The Server online right now wanna go talk to him?
[20:55] (EvilMike) Yes, I'll talk to him

...in The Server...

[20:56:04] SWEETMAN44: hi
[20:56:21] evilmike: hello.
[20:56:52] evilmike: when did you start playing jj2?
[20:57:02] SWEETMAN44: btw Vulkan IS my bro and he DID play the duels
[20:57:04] SWEETMAN44: with me
[20:57:11] SWEETMAN44: and i suck like (-)(-)(-)(-)
[20:57:19] SWEETMAN44: how do you run?
[20:57:21] evilmike: thats fine, mistakes happen sometimes
[20:57:30] evilmike: how do I run?
[20:57:36] SWEETMAN44: how do I run
[20:57:38] SWEETMAN44: sorry
[20:57:48] evilmike: haven't you tried asking your brother?
[20:57:55] SWEETMAN44: he wont tell me
[20:58:02] evilmike: he won't tell you how to run in [email protected]
[20:58:04] evilmike: jj2
[20:58:05] SWEETMAN44: he says figure ti out for urself
[20:58:18] evilmike: I see.
[20:58:19] SWEETMAN44: all i can do is walk
[20:58:26] SWEETMAN44: he is mean
[20:58:27] evilmike: that must be difficult
[20:58:49] evilmike: you seem to know how to jump
[20:58:50] SWEETMAN44: i fell like a rabbit
[20:58:54] SWEETMAN44: of wait
[20:58:57] SWEETMAN44: i am a rabbit
[20:58:58] SWEETMAN44: LOL
[20:58:59] evilmike: have you tried pressing other buttons before
[20:59:05] SWEETMAN44: ues
[20:59:07] SWEETMAN44: yes
[20:59:20] *** you got roasted by SWEETMAN44
[20:59:23] SWEETMAN44: lol?
[20:59:25] evilmike: you seem to know how to shoot as well
[20:59:38] SWEETMAN44: wtf?
[20:59:44] SWEETMAN44: i think i just found it
[20:59:48] SWEETMAN44: IT IS sHIFT
[20:59:49] evilmike: oh, incredible
[20:59:56] evilmike: it must have been me inspiring you
[21:00:05] SWEETMAN44: ty
[21:00:17] evilmike: you aren't very good at this, you know that?
[21:00:21] SWEETMAN44: yes
[21:00:37] evilmike: and I'm not talking about jj2
[21:00:47] SWEETMAN44: wat are u tlakin about?
[21:00:50] SWEETMAN44: talkin*
[21:01:09] evilmike: right, I'm going back to irc
[21:01:15] SWEETMAN44: ok

...back to #jj2...

[21:03] (EvilMike) Ok according to your "brother" you never taught him how to run (and yet somehow he figured it out just as I was talking to him), and yet you played a bunch of duels against him and submitted them??
[21:03] (Vulkan) evilmike?v
[21:03] (Vulkan) ummmm
[21:03] (Vulkan) yes about the duels
[21:04] (EvilMike) Look I'm going to be frank. I am very skeptical about this, but even if I were to believe him, if I was going to unban either of you, I would unban him, not you!
[21:04] (Vulkan) but he finally discoverd how to RUN?
[21:04] (Vulkan) YAY
[21:04] (EvilMike) If he was real, you obviously exploited him for easy points.
[21:04] (Vulkan) why?
[21:04] (EvilMike) That's plainly against the rules.
[21:04] (Vulkan) he IS real
[21:06] (EvilMike) I'm going to post this on the JDC forum and see what the other admins think. That's the best I can do for now

...and a bit later...

[21:09] (Vulkan) SWEETMAN44 wants to talk to you EM
[21:09] (Vulkan) on The Server
[21:10] (EvilMike) Why can't he just talk here
[21:10] (Vulkan) he sont have an account
[21:10] (Vulkan) dont*
[21:12] (Vulkan) Are you gonna talk to him?
[21:13] (Vulkan) EM are u gonna go talk to my bro?
[21:13] (EvilMike) Can't you just type /nick and let him talk here?
[21:13] (Vulkan) HOLD ON
[21:14] (Vulkan) srry for caps
[21:14] * Vulkan is now known as SWEETMAN44
[21:14] (SWEETMAN44) EVILMIKE!
[21:14] (SWEETMAN44) I WANT YOU TO UNBAN MY BRO FROM JDC
[21:14] (EvilMike) Why are you using caps here?
[21:14] (EvilMike) You were talking normally in the JJ2 server
[21:14] (Tros) SHUT UP EVILMIKE, I AM HAVING TROUBLE HEARING HIM.
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) i wanted you to unban him
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) and all u could say was I would rather unban him than you
[21:15] (EvilMike) Yes, I'd rather unban you.
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) i want you to unban both of us
[21:15] (EvilMike) But he exploited you for easy points!
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) why?
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) he didnt break any rule
[21:15] (SWEETMAN44) niether did i]
[21:16] (EvilMike) You are the innocent one.
[21:16] (EvilMike) Actually he broke two rules.
[21:16] (Tros) EvilMike, why won't you listen to heart?
[21:16] (EvilMike) I HAVE NO HEART
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) no wonder
[21:16] (EvilMike) I've already said that I posted your case on the admin forum. I can't do anything more than that for now
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) i was the one who demanded him to duel me for JDC
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) i didnt care if he won or not
[21:16] (SWEETMAN44) i just want to get better
[21:18] (SWEETMAN44) hey disguise
[21:18] (SWEETMAN44) man!
[21:18] (SWEETMAN44) he went off
[21:18] * SWEETMAN44 is now known as Vulkan
[21:18] (Disguise) who did?
[21:18] (Disguise) whats going on?
[21:18] (Vulkan) my bro
[21:18] (Disguise) all i know is i still cant fall asleep and its 5am, gah
[21:18] (Vulkan) have u made any new tilesets lately?
[21:18] (Disguise) yes i released a new one a week ago!
[21:18] (Vulkan) sweet
[21:19] (Vulkan) wats it called?
[21:19] (Disguise) i dunno i just made that up :p