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     HELLO | [q] 2015-03-23 20:38
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Hello I am Tolfy and I have a few questions:

1. How to get a girlfriend to love you?

2. How many exes do you have?

3. How to grow a plant?

4. Do you want to go dutch?

I hope it's not awkward but gry told me we can ask you anything emo
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#1 | [q]2015-03-23 20:50
I am so glad you found your way here, those are very very serious and hard questions. Fortunately i am able to help you!

1. It is important and helpful to not behave like an idiot

2. secret emo

3. Give it water sometimes. I tried it out lately and it worked great! (but not too much at once...then it dies, too :s )

4. I don't smoke weed anymore emo
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#2 | [q]2015-03-24 10:13
1. Also refer to the answer of 3. Girls like being brought a glass of water when they're thirsty (make that vodka if you're courting a polish girl)

4. Lol
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#3 | [q]2015-03-24 13:01
4. Damn stereotypes emo. Why do foreigners always think that 'Dutch' is a synonym to 'smoking weed'? emo




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#4 | [q]2015-03-24 15:02
Because I told her so
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#5 | [q]2015-03-24 16:52
Because you requested a more specific question:

5. How to successfully approach a girl in a bar/pub/disco?

;P
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#6 | [q]2015-03-24 17:10
Foly wrote:
Because you requested a more specific question:

5. How to successfully approach a girl in a bar/pub/disco?

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- Don't be drunk.
- Don't use stupid opening lines.
- Respect her dignity, see - nr. 2.
- Treat her the way you yourself wish to be treated.

I guess that should work. I base my advice on a sense of which the common sort is best, not on personal experience.



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#7 | [q]2015-03-24 17:42
1. Just be honest. It works, trust me. Even tho I got friendzoned twice emo Let her know that you want her for your girlfriend from beginning, that way she'll love you on that way emo
2. Hmm, between 10-15
3. No fucking idea, but I once managed to plant bean seeds in a cup when I was 11 years old - biology homework.
4. Nah, never did
5. I dunno this one emo but once my friend did something ridiculous that actually worked well! A girl was wearing a red dress, and my friend put his hands above his head with pointer fingers up, acting like a bull, and said ''You wear red, I am a bull. I want to hit you (take you down)!''. That means when translated on Serbian ''You wear red, I am a bull. I want to sleep with you''... he didn't mean that literally, but they hanged out for a while emo
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#8 | [q]2015-03-24 19:10
Hi again Tolfy!
I am glad you already got so much good advice emo
For 5 . i can also give you a tip:
Don't go to a girl and ask her first if she wanna drink sth! Its stupid in my eyes (if you are not rich). Cuz that she says yes, doesn't mean she's interested; she only wanna drink sth without paying for it ;D ---> so you will maybe spend money "in vain" and she just leaves.
Just talk to her and then you can see if she is nice and interested in your person, not in your money.
But don't share this with too many guys, otherwise us girls would need to pay all drinks ourselves in the future ;o
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#9 | [q]2015-05-31 02:42
Borgia: Idk if it has anything to do with the netherlands, tbh. Ofc weed is legal there, but thats not a unique attribute in the world. However, Dutch Masters is a brand of cheap cigars and cigarillos, which arent meant to be smoked initially. You have to buy the dutch (or another brand, this type of cigar/cigarillo is called a blunt) and crack the wrapper open, take out the tobacco inside (the blunt guts) then put weed in the tobacco wrapper, then roll the blunt. Other brands of blunts besides dutches are swisher sweets, game, zig zag (which comes with just the wrap as well, no blunt guts, just a tobacco rolling paper essentially)

In othr words, when u have ganja, and u want to smoke a blunt, dutches are an option for blunts. The quality of the bluntis determined by its freshness and humidityy, if its stale and dried out (which happens over time) it cracks and breaks open in the plastic (which it comes in). You just check it for cracks before opning the plastic, if it's too stiff it's probably too dry, making it impossible to roll with. It should feel soft rather than stiff, otherwise its stale. If its stale, just ask for a different one, the cashier knows whats good. Or go to a 7/11 or 24-hour convenience store whre people buy them regularly, that means its more likly a fresh blunt than an old stale one thats been sitting around for ages (in other words, avoid buying them at gas stations. Usually 7/11 has better blunts than an average gas station)

Maybe this explains the answer to ur question. People get dutches to roll blunts with.